This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

The next day was another busy day. The deputy general went to the surrounding planets to buy some food. Seeing that Zhou Xiaomiao was too busy, he and Little Bernal volunteered to enter the kitchen. Do.

Although I almost didn't fry the pot, the result was very good. During the meal, Zhou Xiaomiao realized with jealousy that it was better than his own craftsmanship. He was not convinced, so he ate two big bowls angrily!

He probably really doesn't have much kitchen skills. After a short day, the deputy general made more progress than Zhou Xiaomiao. In the end, Zhou Xiaomiao simply left the cooking to the deputy general. Anyway, there is nothing important recently. Just assign tasks to the lieutenant general.

In the next few days, there was no war, and no attacking enemy was seen. The planet suffered heavy losses due to the strategy of diverting the tiger away from the mountain before, so the planet has always kept retreating and guarding first. Now it is who Be more patient.

Taking advantage of the fact that the planet was still in peace, Zhou Xiaomiao's thoughts began to come alive in an instant. For example, where did his shit-shoveling officer go... It has been many days, and he has never appeared. Shit officer, the speed of all the worlds in the past!

Could it be that the shit shovel officer was stopped by Lingxue?Or what happened?Zhou Xiaomiao felt that she couldn't just sit still and wait for the shit-shoveling officer to come, so she decided to take the initiative, and she also looked for the shit-shoveling officer once!

With so many worlds, Zhou Xiaomiao also figured out some truths, that is, the villains who start out strong must be very miserable, and the protagonists are all counterattack types of waste materials, becoming stronger and stronger.

So the villains in this world are so awesome, so the protagonist’s situation at the beginning should not be very good. Thinking, Zhou Xiaomiao first observed around the planet, and even asked Bernal Jr., is there any refugee circle? A man in his 20s who looks good, tall and strong?

Little Bernal shook his head: "We live so hard now, most of them are sallow and thin, so there will be no tall people."

Zhou Xiaomiao could only sigh helplessly: "That's it."

Little Bernal looked at him and whispered, "You, why are you looking for a good-looking and strong man?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "I..."

Little Bernal covered his ears in a panic: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I'm still a child!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

He ruthlessly pulled away the child's fleshy fingers, and said seriously: "I am recruiting soldiers to ease the life of refugees, you little brat!"

Little Bernal: "...Oh!"

Refugees can't work here, so Zhou Xiaomiao set his sights on the opposing Star Thieves. This is a group of Star Thieves wandering in the universe doing evil. As long as they lack supplies, they will rob resource supply stations and attack weak affiliated planets. , very hateful.

After watching it for a while, Zhou Xiaomiao felt that it shouldn't be like this if the hero's halo is around, so she turned her attention to the soldiers of the First Legion!

Lieutenant General: "..."

I always feel that the eyes of Mr. Chief looking at him are not right recently. Could it be that Mr. Chief has discovered that he has gained weight╥﹏╥

Busy for half a month, but still got nothing. On the contrary, the lieutenant general and Little Bernal looked at him more and more strangely, as if they were looking at some pervert. Zhou Xiaomiao could only restrain his behavior temporarily, and secretly observed and tried Find the Shit Shovel Officer in the First Legion.

For the first time, Zhou Xiaomiao felt that finding a needle in a haystack was really not easy, and she didn't know how the shit-shoveling officer found herself before. Why did she feel that the shit-shoveling officer was effortless, and she was just looking for a needle in a haystack.

And Zhou Xiaomiao has long discovered that the soul brand on her body has been sealed by the shameless Lingxue, and she can't sense it at all. It really depends on fate!He has to be cautious... In case he recognizes the wrong person, or Lingxue makes trouble and goes in a strange direction, not to mention the shit shovel officer, he himself will vomit to death.

At this moment, the star robbers who had been silent for a long time suddenly started to attack, and launched the most intense artillery fire as if they had planned for a long time, trying to break through the defense of the First Legion and enter the planet to plunder.

Zhou Xiaomiao used to be the leader of the base in the last days anyway, and with the memory of the original owner, it is like a tiger with wings added. Sitting in the command room, he can beat the star thief to pieces, not only can't enter the planet, but also suffered heavy losses.

The original owner is an undoubted strong man. He habitually crushes the enemy with violence, and sometimes even goes into battle to beat the enemy to pieces. He is not cunning, but Zhou Xiaomiao is different. After experiencing war and systematic shoveling Under the guidance of Shiguan, Zhou Xiaomiao clearly knows that even if the value of force can crush all existences, sometimes tricks are also advisable.

When everyone successfully beat the star thief away with much less loss than before, everyone's awe of the chief became more and more obvious, and their hearts were full of respect, admiration and fanaticism.

Little Bernal has been wandering around behind Zhou Xiaomiao in those few days, staring at him when Zhou Xiaomiao didn't know, his eyes were burning as if he saw some treasure.

Another month later, after the star robbers were really driven away, the deputy general sent the news back to the imperial capital, and the First Legion was also preparing to return to the imperial capital. After they left, another garrison would come to clean up the battlefield and help the refugees restore their homes. .

After the deputy general reported the matter one by one, he said: "The preparations are complete now, and you can leave at any time."

"Then leave early tomorrow morning." Zhou Xiaomiao thought, and suddenly cheered up again: "Lieutenant General, are there any good-looking and strong men in the imperial capital? Maybe they are not so good compared to others."

The lieutenant general's expression turned strange, and he whispered, "Master Chief, are you approaching the estrus period and want to choose an Omega? There may be many good-looking ones, but why do you like strong ones?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

"Forget it, let's go." Zhou Xiaomiao was not unintentionally tired, and decided to find out by herself.

Although he was indeed looking for a shit shovel officer, it wasn't what they thought.

The lieutenant turned his head and left, still thinking in his heart, could it be that the Chief Chief himself looks thin and weak, so he wants to find a strong one to make up for it?It is said that when the chief executive joined the military academy, he was almost not laughed at to death, because the chief chief was thinner than a normal alpha, and he looked like an Omega...

Of course, the Chief Chief later proved himself with his strength, but maybe he was still a little unhappy in his heart and kept thinking about it, so he wanted to find a good-looking, tall and strong Omega, but such an Omega is not easy to find...

The lieutenant left with a troubled expression on his face.

The next day, the warships of the First Legion were ready, and they were about to leave the planet just waiting for Zhou Xiaomiao's order. The refugees who heard the news from afar gathered together to send them off, thanking them for protecting their homeland.

Just as Zhou Xiaomiao was about to give the order to leave, she suddenly remembered something and asked the lieutenant to ask Bernal Jr. if he wanted to stay. After all, he was still so young, what if his parents and sisters were worried.

The deputy general replied later: "Junior Bernal said he would follow you, and his parents both died in the war, so he is already an orphan."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Then take it with you and set off."

"Yes!"

The battleship entered the universe, drove smoothly, and returned according to the prescribed route.

Little Bernal stood on the window of his room, staring at the planet outside, his eyes suddenly glowed with a purple light, and after seeing it through the light reflected by the window, he quickly took out a piece of it from his pocket. After swallowing the pill, he calmly continued to look at the planet outside.

At the same time, Zhou Xiaomiao took the pill according to the memory of the original owner, continued to maintain his state, and then sat on the bed thinking about what to do in the future, how did the original owner live before such a big hidden danger, and where did he get the medicine from? bought it?Where is the shit shoveler now?What exactly does Lingxue want to see clearly?

Too many questions, Zhou Xiaomiao started to think wildly, and even figured out that the Shit Shovel Officer was prevented from appearing in this world by Lingxue. The officer is quarantined!

After arriving in the imperial capital a few days later, Zhou Xiaomiao was busy going around after going through the meeting, negotiating awards and other things, and only returned to her villa to rest at night, feeling terribly sleepy.

Little Bernal had nowhere to go and was taken home by him and handed over to the housekeeper. Although he was only about six years old, he was not stage frightened, and said that he was very useful and could do all kinds of dirty work, but in fact There will be a lot of dirty work in the chief's villa, and he doesn't need to direct the cooking, so he is indeed useless here.

Little Bernal was very nervous, and followed Zhou Xiaomiao, brushing his face more, and promised that he could help him find a good-looking, strong and tall Omega.

Zhou Xiaomiao spit out a sip of water, facing the servants with different expressions all around him, "the chief executive actually likes this style", Zhou Xiaomiao tugged on little Bernal's ear, gritted his teeth and said: "I can't speak. Just don't talk, you are still young and don't understand these things, do you understand!"

Little Bernal was very wronged: "Although I am young, I already know a lot, and I am very good at finding people. I will definitely find someone you like in the future!"

Zhou Xiaomiao paused, and then said after a while: "There is indeed a person I like very much, but I am separated from him now. When I find him, I will let you see how I look at you, okay?"

Little Bernal quickly flattered: "Master Chief must have a good vision!"

Only then did Zhou Xiaomiao give him his ears, and she was very proud to see him rubbing his ears aggrieved: "I think you are quite leisurely at home. The housekeeper registered the child's household registration and sent him to school, so that he would be annoyed at home all the time."

Little Bernal screamed: "I don't want it!"

"I have no choice." Zhou Xiaomiao was ruthless: "Didn't you say that your birthplace and family have blocked your footsteps? I will give you a chance now, let you show me how you grew up of."

Little Bernal looked a little aggrieved and unwilling, as long as he thought of staying with a group of dwarf turnip heads, the crying and chattering laughter... it was simply suffocating!

But a child has no right to say no, especially since he is still in a state of being dependent on others, and was sent to the best kindergarten in the imperial capital by the housekeeper the next day.

Little Bernal, carrying a schoolbag and standing among a group of radish heads: "..."

There is no fluctuation in the heart, just a little indifferent.

When there is no need for the legion in peace, Zhou Xiaomiao is still quite leisurely, not to mention that it is impossible for an emperor to have only one legion, and it is impossible to let the first legion come for everything, so the corresponding Zhou Xiaomiao can also take time off. I spent most of my time looking for the shit shovel officer.

This is good news. Zhou Xiaomiao rolled up her sleeves very excitedly, and was about to look for a needle in a haystack in the imperial capital to see if she could find the shit-shoveling officer, but she was interrupted unexpectedly before it even started.

After the butler picked up little Bernal and came back, he said helplessly, "My lord, the kindergarten teacher said that little Bernal was disobedient."

Zhou Xiaomiao hasn't reacted yet: "Why are you so disobedient?"

The housekeeper recalled what the kindergarten teacher said for a while: "He fought with the little alpha and beat her eyes black, saying that the little girl wore a green skirt like a bug, and told the classmates in the class that their parents don't want them, this is the scariest place Will eat children..."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

Little Bernal was very majestic outside, and he was cowardly when he came home. He lowered his little head and pointed his fingers, as if he was also deeply aware of his mistake.

On the contrary, his appearance makes people not know what to say - he has already escaped the teacher and housekeeper's censure by this trick.

Zhou Xiaomiao hesitated for a while: "Enroll him in a cram school."

The housekeeper understood: "Should I learn some etiquette or careful lessons first?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Anything is fine. Anyway, in the future, if he is mischievous, I will enroll him in a cram school. You can enroll in anything."

Little Bernal, who doesn't look like going to school at all and doesn't even want to go to cram school: "..."

With this threat, it was more effective than anything else, and after the housekeeper sent little Bernal over, the kindergarten teacher did not say anything, and kept praising honesty and well-behaved—probably reflected in always sitting in the In the corner, I don't want to blend into the group of little ones at all.

The days have settled down like this. Apart from looking for the whereabouts of the shit shoveler, Zhou Xiaomiao is also very concerned about Bernal Jr., for example, he is very concerned about his grades, and asks from time to time: "Did you feel the distance today?" one step closer?"

Bernal Jr. was very aggrieved: "Master Chief is a liar, the strong don't need to go to school at all."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Why don't you use it? They have all experienced it. This is the first step for the strong."

Little Bernal: "..."

I almost believed this serious nonsense!

In fact, a six-year-old child can't learn much, especially since little Bernal is an ordinary beta and doesn't need to cultivate any combat power since childhood. Betas belong to the middle and grassroots of the interstellar crowd. excellent.They are not as weak as Omega, nor as strong as Alpha, they belong to the normal level.

Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't have any big demands on little Bernal. She usually says that she goes to school and cram school to scare him. The main reason is to make him be more honest. Is it okay to call the girl a worm?

I thought that little Bernal would be safe for a while, but I didn’t expect that a few days later, there was a poisoning incident in the kindergarten. The reason was that the teacher led the children to make food with the ingredients they bought, and they had to take them home as gifts. parents.

Little Bernal was very embarrassed at the time, because he felt that he was unlucky, and he actually got the shape of cat's claws that little girls like, and finally made three soft, waxy and pink kitten's claw pastries... He felt that this It's too out of tune with his strong aura.

Zhou Xiaomiao didn't say anything, Little Bernal ate him one by one, and praised him for his filial piety.

Little Bernal who was a little suffocated: "..."

This is not filial piety is not filial piety!

Zhou Xiaomiao didn't notice anything.

But the next morning, the kindergarten was suddenly closed down. The reason was that the kid took the biscuits back last night, but it turned out to be highly poisonous, and his father died after rescue efforts failed.

The children who can go to the best kindergartens have a very strong background. The person who died was a high-level person, and the position and authority are usually very cautious, because his child didn't care, and he was recruited and died.

This kind of situation is simply horrifying and reprimanding. It is simply too abhorrent for the poisoner to use children as a medium to achieve their goals.

The housekeeper's face changed immediately after receiving the notification, and he quickly called the doctor to ask them to come to check Zhou Xiaomiao's body as soon as possible. After knowing that there was nothing wrong, he was relieved.

Zhou Xiaomiao was also a little surprised, and took the housekeeper to the kindergarten to see little Bernal.

At this time, the kindergarten has banned people from approaching, and the interstellar criminal police have controlled everyone, especially the teacher and the principal. The children also checked their bodies one by one under the arrangement of the interstellar police. After confirming that they were not poisoned, they also became suspicious.

If the person who poisoned did not poison the purchaser and the children, how did he seamlessly transfer the poisoned biscuits to the children, and let her take them home to poison his parents?And he also has to make sure that he won't hurt other people and don't make a mistake. This must be done by someone who is very familiar with this job!

A few interstellar policemen got together to mutter and study, and then began to interrogate the kindergarten principal and all the teachers involved in making the biscuits.

Little Bernal sat bored in the corner, staring at the group of people with disdain in his eyes.

"Bernal!" Zhou Xiaomiao waved at him from a distance.

Little Bernal's eyes lit up, he ran over and threw himself into his arms, and said coquettishly, "I'm afraid of QAQ"

After getting along for a long time, the relationship between the two became more and more intimate, so little Bernal took the opportunity to act like a baby and hugged Zhou Xiaomiao's leg without letting go.

Zhou Xiaomiao saw that he was really scared, so she hugged him, Little Bernal quickly hugged his neck, and whispered in his ear: "It must not be the teacher, these interstellar policemen are a bunch of idiots! "

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

He wanted to put the little kid in his arms down!

Aware of his intentions, Little Bernal quickly hugged Zhou Xiaomiao tightly, never letting him let him go: "I didn't lie, it's true!"

Zhou Xiaomiao patted his butt, "Okay, shut up now."

Just as he was talking, the interstellar policemen in the distance rushed over, and the cold sweat on their heads was about to stay. The backgrounds of the children in this kindergarten were getting bigger and bigger, and they never expected that the most inconspicuous Beta turned out to be the head of the First Legion My child, how can these little detectives compare with the First Army Corps!

He bent down and said: "I'm sorry, sir, we are investigating the case, so we have temporarily left the young master. I just want to check my body to see if there is any harm. There is no other meaning. I hope you can understand and cooperate. If you can, I hope you can take inspection.."

He said this sentence several times in the morning, and his mouth was almost peeling.Ordinary citizens can just drive them away, these...who dare to touch them!

The butler stepped forward and said, "Hello, after we received the news, we contacted the family doctor to help the chief check up. Now what we want to ask is the situation of the young master? Are you okay?"

The criminal police quickly said: "It's all right, these children, including the teacher, are fine, but the murderer hasn't been found yet."

The butler nodded, and looked at Zhou Xiaomiao questioningly.

Zhou Xiaomiao didn't say much, just asked: "Then can I leave now?"

"Okay, okay." The policeman wiped his sweat, and felt that he was a soldier after all, and he was more considerate than some high-level officials with sharp mouths. Thinking about it, the policeman's attitude became more sincere, and he followed behind and wanted to send people out to express sincerity.

Zhou Xiaomiao's footsteps suddenly stopped, and he looked at the man who was walking here from a distance. He was wearing a black criminal police uniform, with a straight hat brim, sharp eyebrows and eyes, and his tall body was full of pressure, dignified and majestic, as if he suddenly found someone As if he was paying attention to himself, his eyes swept over him coldly.

The criminal police on the side whispered: "This is our deputy bureau, because this matter is too bad, especially the death is a high-ranking emperor, so we must investigate it and give a result."

Zhou Xiaomiao stared at it, suddenly a little excited, is this...

"Master Chief, what's the matter with you?" The criminal police still felt a little strange, the chief seemed very happy.

Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her lips: "It's okay, let's go first."

He didn't say anything, turned around and left with little Bernal in his arms, but he became more and more sure of his thoughts just now, and he must get to know the deputy director well when he returns.

Little Bernal rested his chin on Zhou Xiaomiao's shoulder, and looked at the man from a distance. He was handsome, tall, and scattered around the person he was looking for... Feeling Zhou Xiaomiao's obviously happy mood, With his warm embrace, little Bernal's eyes suddenly became dark, and he silently increased his arms to hug him.

Some people are really not suitable for living in this world!