This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

After meeting the shit shovel officer, Zhou Xiaomiao finally realized how miserable the consequences of his teasing people were. He felt that he needed to go out urgently, otherwise it would be too scary to be at home with a sofa and a bed.

Shit-shoveling officer especially loves this 'sport'. Every time Zhou Xiaomiao blocks him, he will complain: "You said it. If you find it, follow me."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

He was speechless.

Forget about these, I don't know that the game warehouse is the excitement of the shit shovel officer, I like this place very much every time, and I can't finish it without Zhou Xiaomiao.Every time watching the poop shoveler clean the game warehouse, Zhou Xiaomiao feels a kind of inexplicable shame, and deeply realizes that this can't continue, and he has to resist!

While the shit shovel officer got up to go to the bathroom, Zhou Xiaomiao threw himself behind him, hooked his neck and didn't let go: "Psychic Zhan!"

Zhanxi held the basin in one hand, and held his butt behind his back with the other hand: "Does your waist hurt anymore? You said you were tired just now, are you not tired now?"

Zhou Xiaomiao groaned and rubbed his head: "You can't go on like this, you will die from exhaustion."

Zhan Xi's heart almost melted after being rubbed, and he immediately said: "Don't worry, I didn't dare to be really presumptuous because I was afraid that you would hurt me, don't worry."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

"Why am I worried about this!" Zhou Xiaomiao was ashamed and annoyed, trying to wake him up by biting his ear: "My back hurts, and I feel uncomfortable all over QAQ"

Zhanxi threw all the garbage into the trash can behind his back, and put the clothes in the washing machine by the way, then turned around and hugged him in his arms, coaxing him: "I know, it's because I've been too presumptuous these days, I blame me for being too excited Yes, I will definitely pay attention in the future, good boy."

Zhou Xiaomiao changed from hanging behind him to hanging in his arms, leaning her head obediently on his shoulder: "You have no reputation now, as long as you go to bed, you are a big villain, a stinky rascal, a bit I can't believe it!"

Zhanxi patted his butt amusedly: "Nonsense, I mean it even if I say I love you on the bed."

Zhou Xiaomiao was teased, and after a while, she said, "Then you said that you never kept your promise the last time."

Zhanxi pretended not to hear, carried the person back to the bedroom and massaged the person in his arms: "Take a rest first, what do you want to eat in the afternoon?"

Zhou Xiaomiao lay on the bed a little drowsy: "Well... I want to eat fish... a lot of fish..."

"Well, cook fish for this afternoon." Zhan Xi also lowered his voice, and the massage action turned into a gentle pat at some point, once and for all, gently coaxing.

Zhou Xiaomiao, who was already tired, closed her eyes within a few seconds, rubbing her little head back and forth until she leaned into the shit-shoveling officer's arms before she calmed down and gradually fell asleep.

Zhanxi hugged the man and lay down for a while, and after making sure that the man was asleep, he got up lightly, and cleaned the room carefully again, so as not to leave any traces to be seen by the housekeeping aunt, and the lover was thin-skinned and embarrassed.

After tidying up, the housekeeping aunt also just came. Zhanxi told her to cook the fish in the afternoon and keep her voice down. After the housekeeping aunt made it clear that she was clear, she went back to her room and continued to accompany Zhou Xiaomiao.

In the room, Zhou Xiaomiao was already sound asleep, and was not woken up at all. When Zhanxi lay down and embraced him again, the sleeping young man consciously entangled him, put his legs around his waist, and buried his head in his arms.

At this moment, seeing the young man's trusting and undisguised dependence, he couldn't help but hug him tightly, let him stay in his arms forever, and never let him go.

What happened in the past few days is like a dream, from the NPC I like is a real person, to finding my lover, and then something indescribable happened...

Pie falling from the sky is nothing more than that. This kind of joy and surprise is like a dead tree in spring. The moment flowers bloom, gratitude, excitement, and ecstasy. I can no longer describe my mood. I just feel that I live on the clouds every day. Floating, so he only wants to have youth and experience that his lover is a real existence.

So I was complained about in the end... Zhanxi raised the corners of his lips, kissed the neck of the person in his arms lightly, and closed his eyes. If these are all dreams, I hope no one will come to wake him up, and let him die forever Go to sleep and spend a lifetime with your lover in your dreams.

……

Zhou Xiaomiao was awakened by a burst of fragrance. He sat up suddenly, and his stomach grunted in protest because of his movements.

His brain was still in a state of confusion, sitting on the bed with his stomach in his arms in a daze, and unconsciously murmured: "It smells so good..."

Zhanxi squinted his eyes for a while, then got up with a smirk, washed his face briefly, and wiped the face of the dazed person on the bed with a wet towel: "I asked my aunt to cook the fish, and I will eat fish later."

After wiping her face, Zhou Xiaomiao also woke up, but she didn't have the strength to sleep for too long during her lunch break, so she could only look at the excrement shovel officer with cat eyes.

Zhanxi couldn't stand this look at all, without saying a word, he picked up the softly asleep man and took him to the living room for dinner.

The housekeeping aunt had already left, and there were three dishes and one soup on the dinner table. The aroma that could wake Zhou Xiaomiao up came from the boiled fish soup that turned white.

Zhou Xiaomiao sniffed and sighed again: "It smells so good..."

Zhanxi hugged the person and sat down together: "How about some fish soup first? The meat is overcooked, wait for me to pick the fishbone."

Zhou Xiaomiao nodded hurriedly, eager to see through.

As soon as the lid of the soup was opened, the aroma became stronger. The milky white fish soup was dotted with diced green onions and coriander. A spoonful of it could be seen that the meat was tender, white and fragrant. Urging for soup.

Zhanxi scooped up the soup for him first, and then gave him the fishbone after picking out the fishbone, so as to save him from carelessness and eat quickly, Zhanxi was really worried that he would eat by himself.

After a meal, the fish soup was the most consumed one, and soon bottomed out. There was not even any fish meat left, and basically all of it went into Zhou Xiaomiao's stomach, and every burp smelled like fish.

Zhanxi rubbed his belly: "Can you hold on? Did you get hungry before? Why can't you control yourself every time you see a fish?"

"It's delicious." Zhou Xiaomiao hugged his neck coquettishly: "Let's eat fish for every meal from now on!"

Zhanxi ruthlessly refused: "No, we need balanced nutrition."

"Eat fish, you want to eat fish!" Zhou Xiaomiao acted like a baby, seeing that the excrement shovel officer was still unmoved, she immediately said angrily: "It's too much, you only like me for a few days, and you don't follow me now Me!"

Zhanxi held his waist and hinted: "I have another way to express my liking, do you want to experience it?"

Zhou Xiaomiao probably had enough to eat and had nothing else to do, so he started acting, and when he heard him say this, his face was filled with grief: "You are threatening me, you really don't love me QAQ"

Zhanxi: "..."

Seeing that the excrement shovel officer didn't respond, Zhou Xiaomiao's voice became louder: "You're threatening me! Hmph!"

Zhanxi grabbed Ren and kissed him funny: "From now on, I will have hairtail fish for three meals a day. Is this okay? If you are messing around, you will really be spanked!"

说着，湛熙想起来，自己没找到人之前一直惦记着揍屁屁的，结果被三两句撒娇缠的根本下不去手，现在也是开始退让，对待爱人完全没有办法。

Although it doesn't eat fish every meal, it's not bad to eat fish every day. Zhou Xiaomiao heheed a few times when he achieved his goal, got off the excrement shovel officer, and ran to spread the corpse on the sofa. He didn't need to do anything before, but now he has a shovel. Shit officer, he has evolved to be even lazier.

Zhanxi cleared the table, went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, cut some fruits and took them out to feed the little slacker, trying to give him nutrition as much as possible, because he always felt that his lover was too thin, and he definitely didn't know how to take care of him at ordinary times. Since we are all together, I should naturally take over the care of others!

The two of them got together and watched TV while eating fruit. Zhou Xiaomiao deliberately teased the shit-shoveling officer, biting the fruit to feed him, poking the tip of his tongue around his lips and running away, seeing the shit-shoveling officer's sudden deep eyes and beginning Somewhere in the spirit, I can't laugh.

Zhanxi also laughed, and with a smile, he pressed him on the sofa to teach him a good lesson, when he heard a sudden ringing in the bedroom.

Zhou Xiaomiao pushed the shit shovel officer: "Your phone is ringing."

Zhanxi frowned and didn't want to pay attention to it, but the bell kept ringing, and even if no one answered, he quickly called a second time. It felt like he would keep calling like this if he didn't answer.

Zhou Xiaomiao gloated: "Go quickly."

Zhanxi kissed someone helplessly, got up and was ready to answer the ringing of the phone now.

When he walked in and picked up the phone, he just hung up on the second call because no one answered for a long time. Zhanxi swiped open the screen, found the address book and opened it, and the third call came in instantly.

Zhanxi answered: "Mom, what's wrong?"

After he answered the phone, the other party was obviously relieved: "Son, why did you go, why did it take you so long to call back!"

Zhanxi said vaguely, "I'm in a relationship."

It's not easy for him to tell his mother that it's because he was messing around with his lover.

But it's obvious that Zhan's mother thinks that her son must have gone to the game warehouse to fall in love again, so she hasn't answered the phone for so long, which makes her a little confused about what to say.

Although she never objected, it was because she knew that her son was deadly, no one could stop him, and there was no room for it. In fact, mother Zhan also accepted being incompetent when it came to falling in love with an NPC, so she urged: "Don't hurt me!" It's not good for your body to stay in the game room all the time..."

Zhanxi's expression was a little weird, he pulled back his wandering thoughts, coughed lightly and said, "I know."

Zhan's mother couldn't say too much, for fear that her son would be angry, so she could only agree.

Zhanxi asked again: "Mom, what is the purpose of looking for me?"

Mother Zhan: "Oh, it's nothing... I just heard that you haven't been to the company for a long time, and the security guard in the apartment said you haven't been here for a long time, so I'm just a little worried."

Before she could finish her sentence, a very discordant voice squeezed in from Mother Zhan's side, and she said furiously, "Boy, could it be that you've been staying in the game room these days? You don't want to die, do you?"

Zhanxi was helpless: "No, I live in my lover's house."

"That's not a game!" Father Zhan's voice was almost broken: "Do you think I gave up? Let me tell you, you have no future with an NPC, and you will regret it sooner or later!"

Zhanxi wanted to speak: "I..."

"Let me tell you, what is the name of the little girl in the research institute, Jiang Jiaqi, she is good to Jiang Jiaqi. You see, she needs to be good-looking, good-looking, capable and capable. Not only can she share common interests with you, but she can also work together. What a boy!"

Zhanxi wanted to explain: "I..."

"What are you! I tell you, you never want me to bow my head and admit that I have an NPC's daughter-in-law!!"

Snapped--

Father Zhan's angry voice fell, and he hung up mercilessly.

Everyone thought that even if he fell in love with an NPC, Zhanxi could control himself well and allow himself to live and work normally, but in the past few days when he suddenly disappeared, he seemed to have forgotten time in the game. Father Zhan's lungs and trachea, who disagreed, wished he could whip Zhanxi up.

Zhan Xi, who had no chance to explain at all: "..."

Indeed, I can't do some things when I'm an NPC. I'm still rational. When I see a real person... I forget all my rationality, self-restraint and control. No matter how serious my expression is, I can't last two seconds under the love of my lover. It's good to rub your cute lover into your arms, how can you be rational!

He sighed, put down his phone and went back to the living room. Zhou Xiaomiao rested his chin on the back of the sofa and was staring at the direction of the bedroom, like a meow waiting for the owner to come back. Quickly asked: "Is there something? When are you leaving?"

Zhan Xi frowned: "You want me to leave so much?"

Zhou Xiaomiao tilted her head and leaned on the back of the sofa with an innocent face: "No, but if you have something to do, you can take care of it first. I'm good, I don't make noise."

"Don't worry, if I leave, I will take you with me, wherever I go!" Zhan Xi bit his cheek bitterly, very dissatisfied that he drove him away.

Zhou Xiaomiao laughed a few times: "Little Bie is better than a newlywed."

"No, I just feel that Xiaobie will disappear again." Zhanxi didn't want to experience the anxiety of finding people everywhere in the vast sea, he just wanted his lover to be by his side, and he didn't want to be separated!

Zhou Xiaomiao nestled into his arms: "But you have been relying on me for a long time, is it okay in the family company?"

Zhanxi silently hugged him tightly. The phone call from his parents just now made him escape from his sleepwalking these days. He remembered that others didn't know that he liked NPCs, but his parents knew, so he found a lover. I like NPCs myself...it's time to explain.

Thinking about it, Zhanxi discussed with the person in his arms: "Ah Qing, do you want to go home with me?"

Zhou Xiaomiao was at a loss: "Ah? Why so suddenly?"

Zhan Xi has a serious face: "Strictly speaking, we have been together for two years and have been in love for half a year. It is okay to see your parents at this time, it is not sudden at all."

Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her mouth: "No, I'm afraid."

Zhan's parents are relatively conservative in character, what if they don't accept their son coming out of the closet, kick him out and don't allow the shit shovel officer to fall in love with him?

Zhanxi rubbed his little head: "What are you afraid of, I'm here."

"No." Zhou Xiaomiao continued to shrink back.

Zhanxi also knew that they had just met for a few days, and it was a bit sudden for him to bring it up rashly, so he could only hug him and coax him: "Don't worry, I just want to tell you first, of course you want us to go again."

Zhou Xiaomiao responded: "Then when will you go home? If you don't go home, you always have to work, right?"

Zhanxi thought: "Ah Qing, would you like to come to the company with me?"

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him suspiciously: "You won't go if I don't go?"

"If you are afraid of being seen, I will turn into a cat and I will carry you." Zhanxi really didn't want to be separated from his lover, so he could only make a compromise.

Zhou Xiaomiao laughed a few times, but didn't say anything. When the shit-shoveling officer went too far a few days ago, he avoided it by transforming, so the shit-shoveling officer knew that he would transform.

Seeing him laughing like this, Zhanxi felt even more worried. If his lover was so naughty and left him to look for him again, he would explode, so no matter what, he couldn't separate. The current state of his lover is basically equal to 'let go'!

Zhou Xiaomiao still doesn't know his image in the heart of the shit-shoveling officer, otherwise he will definitely catch the shit-shoveling officer to vent his anger. After thinking for a while, he decided to agree: "Then we go to the company tomorrow, and you are not allowed to touch him tonight." Me, if you touch me, I won't go with you!"

Zhanxi was a little helpless: "We can still discuss it."

"No, there are only two choices!" Zhou Xiaomiao ruthlessly pushed his approaching head away. She still had some expectations about going to the company. It is said that the heroine has officially signed a contract with Zhan's Group and is ready for the next research direction. It's the first time he's seen such a data-savvy heroine, and he's always inexplicably curious... Wondering who she is!

Because of Zhou Xiaomiao's determination, it was rare for the two of them to spend a night of pure chatting under the quilt. On the second day, Zhou Xiaomiao got up energetically, and while brushing his teeth, he watched Chenbo's shit-shoveling officer keep going. laugh.

Zhanxi slapped on the fart's fart, and was so angry and funny: "Don't get a chance to be caught!"

When the time comes, we will take revenge together, no matter how much we beg for mercy!

Zhou Xiaomiao immediately stopped smiling, and brushed her teeth seriously, not daring to continue flirting, otherwise the shit-shoveling officer would have learned how to flirt with herself, and this was the first time the two of them went out after a week, which was enough to witness The scary thing about shit shoveling officers.

The two of them ate the breakfast made by their aunt, and the detective helped Zhanxi drive back. After all, he didn't have a parking space here, so he couldn't always park downstairs. At this time, he could only call someone to pick him up.

After breakfast, the special assistant's car just happened to arrive downstairs, and the two of them got in the car and went to the company.

On the way, Zhanxi simply asked about what happened to the special assistant recently. After learning that Zhan’s parents went to the company several times to find nothing, his face was a little helpless. No wonder he called himself so anxiously before. At first, he probably thought that he was missing or something happened. Yes, but it turned out that I was suspected to be in the game room... Well, no wonder I'm so angry!

During the exchange between the excrement officer and the special assistant, Zhou Xiaomiao was always on the sidelines playing with his mobile phone. Zhan Xi glanced at it, and found that it was the simplest stand-alone game - kitten fishing.

Although this game is simple, it has a special appeal to Zhou Xiaomiao. Xiaomiao has been playing games all the way for the past week, and he is also vaguely coping with the shit-shoveling officer, focusing all his attention on the game.

Zhanxi was a little jealous, and leaned over to bite his ear: "Ah Qing didn't admit it when he left the house, did he? Why are you so indifferent to me?"

Zhou Xiaomiao pushed him away: "This is outside."

"Shy?"

"Go away!"

Early in the morning is the rush hour for work. There are many people in the car and it is easy to block the road. While driving carefully, the special assistant can't control the gossip. He doesn't think it's strange that he accepts homosexuality very much, but he just thinks that workaholics are indifferent The silent leader suddenly took the initiative, which is really eye-opening.

Zhanxi was still insisting on kissing her, which made Zhou Xiaomiao cover her face in the end, and said angrily, "There is someone!"

Zhanxi looked up silently at the special assistant in front of him.

Needless to say, a telescopic partition suddenly rose up between the front seat and the rear seat, successfully dividing the space in the car into two spaces. Now there is really no one else in the rear seat.

Zhanxi: "..."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

Although it is very eye-catching, but this kind of concealed state...

Zhanxi coughed lightly, and hugged the people around him: "The promotion is up, it's a waste if you don't use it, give me a kiss!"

Zhou Xiaomiao's face turned red, pinched his face and said sadly: "You lost your face, you were not like this before! You can't give up the treatment!"

Zhan Xi said righteously: "I have never met you before."

Zhou Xiaomiao blushed even more, pretending to be angry: "Don't tease me carelessly."

Zhanxi stared at his cheek with deep eyes: "It's almost here, just give me a kiss, otherwise I'll be jealous, how can I just play games and ignore me."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Go away!"

Zhanxi: "Just one bite, good boy."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

Finally kissed.

Mr. Special Assistant stopped the car. He didn't know what was going on behind him. On the contrary, he didn't dare to retract the expansion board rashly, and he didn't dare to get out of the car to disturb them. isolation board.

The switch of the partition panel is located at the driver's seat and the back seat, so the switch of the rear seat was quickly turned off, and the partition panel slowly retracted, revealing two well-dressed people who seemed to have nothing happened.

If Zhou Xiaomiao's lips weren't so swollen and her cheeks weren't so red, she might have been able to fool the shit-shoveler's face.

The special assistant pretended nothing happened, and said seriously, "The president is here."

Zhan Xi responded, got out of the car first, and held the door to let Zhou Xiaomiao come out carefully, not to touch her head: "Slow down."

Zhou Xiaomiao took a deep breath, relieved the ambiguity just now, got out of the car pretending to be calm, and glanced at the company by the way. At this time, most of them were employees rushing upstairs to work, so the president suddenly brought a handsome and sunny boy, who immediately attracted Everyone frequently looked sideways and gossiped.