This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Although the shit-shoveling officer was on guard, the neighbors didn't take the initiative to provoke them, and they lived in peace for several days, and they were busy working on land.

Xiaobai Tuanzi occasionally wanders around in the fields to see how his neighbors are serious about farming, and he doesn't look like a bad person.After thinking about it without paying attention, he turned around and went back to the yard.

Zhanxi was sitting at the stone table in the yard, staring at the direction of the neighbor, not knowing what he was thinking. When he saw Xiaobai Tuanzi came back, he picked it up and told him, "Don't leave the room when I'm not around." , and you can’t open the door to strangers, and don’t bother to know when you say hello?”

Xiaobai Tuanzi tilted his head, his blue eyes were full of doubts.

Zhanxi rubbed its little head: "Good boy, you must be on guard against others."

On the contrary, Xiaobai Tuanzi was attracted by this. He usually went to the fields to peek at people in the fields, quietly observe what the other party was up to, and made the excrement shovel officer feel that something was wrong and couldn't drive him away... Could it be him? Unrepentant dad?

One must know that Zhan's father has not given up until now. He thinks that his son must be fascinated by an NPC because he has no love and no beauty. !

For this reason, Zhanxi blocked Zhan's father for a week, and he was released from the blacklist only after the other party calmed down.

Thinking about it, Zhou Xiaomiao tracked it down after going offline and confirmed his idea. He died laughing at the result. This operation is really powerful. All the wasteland in the village has been reclaimed and planted. This is obviously because he is afraid of his father's petty tricks.

While smiling, Zhou Xiaomiao found out that Zhan's father's account had suddenly gone online, and he immediately took it upon himself to let the system broadcast it to him.

The game world is almost synchronized with the outside world. The transition between day and night can remind players to rest, and it is also indispensable for plants and animals. At this moment, it is night when entering the game, the moonlight is not clear, and a few scattered stars shine. Then, the whole game world is quiet.

Father Zhan took advantage of the dark night to go online quietly, and pretended to go around a few times in his field. Their location was very remote, and there were almost no one else except the two families, so after making sure no one knew about it, he couldn't help but look at the fence Small courtyard.

He squatted for so many days before he figured out the rules. He knew that Zhanxi must not be here now, and the NPC was in the room. The old saying goes well: know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles, so father Zhan must see this to fascinate his son. What does an upside-down NPC look like!

Thinking about it, Father Zhan walked around the wasteland, and found that the small courtyard was completely surrounded, and he couldn't see anything on the outside. Zhanxi planted two circles with special care. The outside was fruit trees, and the inside was full of corn fields.

Father Zhan looked gloomy, and felt that it was a pity to give up. After all, the opportunity was rare... He gritted his teeth and decided to meet this NPC. He accidentally dropped a lot of fruit trees or cornfields along the way. Corn finally reached the fenced courtyard, but was refused entry because he did not have a key.

He still doesn't believe it!

How could Zhan's father be disturbed because of such a trivial matter, so he rolled up his sleeves and turned over the fence, striding towards the small western-style building, thinking to himself that this is still a golden house.

He put his hand on the door and was rejected again because he didn't have a key. Father Zhan's face turned green, and he secretly scolded the stinky boy for being so defensive. Did he cherish the NPC too much or did he recognize him?

Father Zhan wandered around twice, trying to figure out how to pry open the door, when he saw the alarm of Xiaoyang Building suddenly sounded, and a bright beam of light fell from the sky, which was very conspicuous on Father Zhan's body. Two NPCs in police uniforms Jumped off the plane: "Hello, Yunsihai player, you are now arrested on suspicion of stealing corn and breaking into other people's houses!"

Father Zhan: "???"

On the second day, Father Zhan's player name 'Yun Sihai' became the first person to commit a crime in this game, and it was announced three times in the world, and it was placed on the shame list!

Father Zhan, die!

Zhou Xiaomiao, who was watching the whole process, was really laughing. It was the first time that he found out that the word "old naughty boy" was not a bragging. It really fits so damn well hahahahaha.

Regarding wasteland reclamation and harvesting crops, players do not have any protective measures, but the game basically does not commit crimes. One is that the game relies on self-consciousness, and the other is because the game introduction said that the world has 24 hours a day guarding the police. Where does theft happen? It takes a few seconds to arrive at the scene and carry out the punishment, so Father Zhan is really the first person to commit a crime since the game was developed.

The next day when Zhanxi went online, he found out that his neighbor had been arrested for stealing. His calm face was broken for the first time. He probably wanted to laugh but felt helpless. The expression on his face can only be described by one word, Dad is really...

Father Zhan was confiscated of all his property because of the crime, and was banned from going online for three days, and he would be permanently listed on the shame list. It is estimated that Father Zhan would feel ashamed and unwilling to come online when he could go online.

Zhanxi called his father very filially to express his condolences, and told him not to be like this even if it was a game, but Zhan's father slammed the phone angrily and blocked him.

Zhanxi called his mother again unhurriedly. Hearing his mother's undisguised laughter, he could basically predict his father's life of being ridiculed in the future.In this way, Zhan's father probably won't come to embarrass himself and Eggy for a long time, thinking about it, Zhanxi's mood is getting better and better.

And in the corner, after a series of oolongs, only Zhanxi and Xiaobai Tuanzi remained.

After no one disturbed them, the two of them passed the time very peacefully.

The first step of the game is to reclaim wasteland, sell the harvested crops, etc. to make money to reclaim more wasteland. After this cycle, the second step is to harvest the crops fully mechanized, and then open a shop with the only crops you have harvested to make food make money.

The top level of this game is to become a super local tyrant. You can sell or rent the wasteland you have reclaimed to others, or you can rent a shop as a charter woman, and just wait to make money.

Super local tyrants are very strict about the amount of land and how much wealth they own, but correspondingly, as long as you obtain the title of super local tyrant, you can have a permanent title, all game peripherals, and the top game warehouse. A storefront!

Just relying on the last point alone, I don’t know how big a frenzy was set off at the beginning. In a city where every inch of land is expensive, a storefront is something everyone wants but can’t afford. Rent it out and collect money... The point is that you can get it by playing the game, which makes people excited.

But now a year has passed, everyone is obsessed with this novel game, but they don't care much about the prizes, so everyone is still waiting for the title of super local tyrant.

Zhanxi is not interested in these things, he just wants to earn more money to make Xiaobai Tuanzi's life better, but after entering the second stage, it obviously saves a lot of effort, and the speed of making money gradually increases.

Zhanxi can finally experience what it's like to be a boss in the game, just wait for the store to sell things.

Once rich, Zhanxi began to think about what to buy for Xiaobai Tuanzi again. Looking around the big house, there are everything that Xiaobai Tuanzi likes. Basically, they will stay here, and then look at the shiny fur of the leisurely basking in the sun. There seems to be nothing missing for the bright little white dumplings.

At this time, Zhanxi finally remembered himself, looked down at his novice outfit, bought himself some clothes to change into, and then went to hug Xiaobai Tuanzi: "Eggy, let's see if the master is handsome?"

Xiaobai Tuanzi was forced to admire the shit-shoveling officer who had just changed clothes, and perfunctorily touched his face with a meat pad, it looked good...

Zhanxi's appearance has basically remained unchanged. Now he is wearing the clothes he just put on, a gray sweater and a woolen coat. The whole person instantly gets rid of the previous savage image. The grade has improved a lot, and the material of the clothes is also much more comfortable. At least Xiaobai Tuanzi had a great time catching it, and was happy to roll on him.

Seeing that Xiaobai Tuanzi was willing to get close to him, Zhanxi couldn't help but sighed quietly: "It turns out that our balls are still a little pervert."

Xiaobai Tuanzi: "..."

roll roll roll!

"Hey, I just said it, don't be angry." Zhanxi quickly hugged back the little white dumpling who wanted to leave her: "Dandan, why can't you speak after more than a year? Call me master? Call me Master~people~"

Xiao Baituanzi looked indifferent.

"Not yet?" Zhanxi sighed: "I didn't expect Eggy to be an idiot."

Xiaobai Tuanzi was instantly annoyed, and smacked his paw, leaving three scratches on Zhanxi's handsome face, you are an idiot, your whole family is an idiot! !

Zhan Xi couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, I'm just kidding with you!"

Xiaobai Tuanzi's cat pupils were about to burst into flames, and he jumped up and bit his chin, thinking viciously, when he opens his mouth to speak, I hope the excrement shoveler will not regret it, hum!

When he opened his mouth, it was time to leave!

It has been a year and a half, and I will be free in another half year, and I will be fine soon!

Zhanxi still didn't know what Xiaobai Tuanzi was thinking in his arms, so he just held Xiaobai Tuanzi along his hair, kissed his meat pads, tried his best to calm his anger and let him calm down, and then diverted his attention with snacks.

The lives of the two have always been flat and warm. Occasionally, Zhanxi teases Xiaobai Tuanzi. After being bitten and scratched with teeth marks all over his face, he will be honest for a while, and then he will relapse within a few days, deliberately teasing the egg Egg.

In the real world, except for that one coincident meeting, the two have never met. Zhou Xiaomiao felt that it was wrong to run away when she got angry last time, so she didn't dare to provoke the shit-shoveling officer. After all, it is best to be cautious at the last moment.

And at this juncture, the heroine returned home.

She was hired by Zhan's Group to become a senior technician, and jointly researched the next holographic game with Zhan's Group, so as to divert this wilderness game and usher in a new era.Zhanxi also attaches great importance to this, and began to increase the number of times he went to the group, and often discussed with the heroine about research and development and other matters, quite sympathetic to each other.

This undoubtedly made Zhan's father see hope. He felt that the main heroine must be capable and capable if she has good looks. She can accompany her son and work together. The most important thing is that the two get along well. What about the son turning around?

In fact, the development of the hero and heroine in the original plot is indeed similar to what Zhan’s father thought. The two of them went from collaborators to friends to lovers. .

But now that Zhou Xiaomiao exists, it is absolutely impossible for Zhan Xi to have any crooked thoughts. He can regard the heroine as a partner or as a sympathetic friend, but further things will never happen, and Zhou Xiaomiao believes that I shovel shit myself, so I won't do anything impulsive.

[System: Really not impulsive?It seems that the shit shovel officer only came for an hour or two in the afternoon! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: You are enough, don't stir up discord.

[System: But it's true that the shit-shoveling officer and the heroine spent the whole day in the laboratory. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

【System: Hee Hee Hee】

Well, although I believe she won't be impulsive, Zhou Xiaomiao still can't help being jealous!My heart is sour and I feel wronged.

The relationship between me and the shit-shoveling officer is only through the medium of the game. If he doesn’t play the game, I can’t get in touch with him. When I think of the shit-shoveling officer who only gets along with me for an hour or two, go study with the heroine for a while It's just one day... I'm jealous, I'm jealous!

Zhou Xiaomiao is now an NPC image, so there is no way to stop or change anything. He has to hide it for the sake of the plot. If he is not found out, he can't do it, so he can only watch helplessly.

Zhou Xiaomiao: It's over, it's over, I'm really jealous!

[System: Normal, anyone who cares will be jealous. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: I didn't think much about it at first, it's all because you provoked me on purpose, ahhh, I'm so annoying, you're so annoying!

[System: If I eat too much dog food, I will become abnormal, hee hee hee]

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

The development of the new game was much earlier than the plot. After the original owner stole the data of the Arada game and developed it into a pirated version, the hero and heroine counterattacked to study the new game, and deliberately lured the original owner to hack his computer and get the stolen goods.

But now, although Zhou Xiaomiao got the data of the Huangtian game, he still has to wait half a year before he can retreat, and finally he can steal the data of the new game and must leave traces... In this way, the timeline is messed up, and the new game is estimated to be half a year later. It's all going to be listed!

And... I have to watch it for half a year!

Zhou Xiaomiao was so jealous that she wanted to ignore the shit-shoveling officer and felt that the shit-shoveling officer was very busy and she shouldn't torment him. She struggled and struggled, but she still made things difficult for herself, and nothing changed.

So Zhou Xiaomiao began to vent his anger on the system, if it wasn't for the system itself, why would it think so much!

[System: What do you want! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: I want to fight you!

[System: ... naive. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

【system:……】

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

[System: ...… All right, don't torture me, I made a mistake and I apologize to you. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao was wronged: But what should I do in the past six months?

[System: If you are angry, go to the snack street, I think you should like it. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao was silent for a while: ... Well, that's okay too.

As a result, Zhou Xiaomiao went to the gym more often, and the boss even remembered him when he bought some things more often. After all, this young man ate... so much!

The development of the new game is very smooth, because there is no urgent Jedi counterattack, although it is smooth, but the speed is also significantly reduced, this is still a brand new exploration, except for the experience of the first game in the wilderness, they have no experience to learn or absorb , They are creating a precedent so they can only explore by themselves.

Zhan's father had nothing to do and watched around. Through the door and window, he followed a class teacher and seemed to peek inside quietly, wanting to see if his son interacted with the girl.

Zhanxi is very helpless, no matter how many times he has said it, but Zhan's father will never give up, Zhanxi thinks that his father must be too boring, why not find something for them to do some other day, if it is impossible, go on a trip to relax and save money. The old man tensed up to compete with himself.

The heroine's name is Jiang Jiaqi, she is usually indifferent and doesn't talk much, her beautiful face is not disturbed, except that she is very serious about researching games and is the second largest workaholic in the company, she rarely contacts people, she is a walking guide The Royal Sister of the Wind.

But after being watched for a long time, Jiang Jiaqi also felt weird. She turned her head to look out the door several times, and occasionally saw a head that was too late to retract, or a finger resting on the window sill.

Zhanxi came over to explain: "Sorry, it's my father, just pretend he doesn't exist."

Jiang Jiaqi was a little speechless: "If he is really curious, he can come in and take a look if it doesn't affect his work."

Zhanxi: "What he is curious about is not the game."

Jiang Jiaqi: "..."

Talking to a smart person saves trouble and energy. Seeing that she understood, Zhan Xi added: "I will try my best to communicate with him after get off work, don't worry about it."

Jiang Jiaqi nodded silently, and suggested: "Actually, the elderly may be too boring. You can arrange something for them to do."

Zhan Xi nodded as a response, turned around and walked out the door. By the time he went out, Zhan's father had long since disappeared, and he ran very fast.

Zhanxi began to call his mother: "Hello? It's me, I booked you a plane ticket to go out... Well, isn't it your wedding anniversary recently, I think you should like it, yes, it's a honeymoon trip , I have arranged everything."

Although Zhan's father usually looks very arrogant, but as long as Zhan's mother is dealt with, even if Zhan's father is struggling, it is useless. What's more, he has been following him secretly for the past few days, and he probably has forgotten the existence of the wedding anniversary. , Going back is probably a good meal!

Zhan's mother is the one who understands the most. She knows that she can't persuade her son, and she also knows that this is his son expressing a firm position to herself, so she just ignores it and grabs Zhan's father by the ear to get on the plane and go on a trip together.

After Zhan's father left, Zhanxi's side suddenly became quiet, and he could relax to meet Xiaobai Tuanzi, play with him to relieve the tense nerves of the day, or cooperate with Jiang Jiaqi as usual to study technical issues together.

Later, when Zhan's father came back from the trip, he didn't care about Zhan Xi anymore. Although he didn't know what happened, and he didn't know how Zhan's mother persuaded him, but this result was the best result, at least he would not feel embarrassed anymore.

Half a year passed slowly while Xiaobai Tuanzi was waiting for his eyes to break through.

This day, Zhanxi went online as usual, first went to the yard to greet Xiaobai Tuanzi, rubbed his little head, and then picked him up to check the fields and the sales situation of the store.

Xiaobai Tuanzi was very excited today, and there was an unconcealable light in his blue eyes.

Zhanxi still felt strange, pinched his meat pad and said softly: "What's wrong with Eggy? What happened to be so happy?"

Xiaobai Tuanzi's tail began to shake at a faster speed. Of course, he had made it to the end, and he was finally able to leave!

Zhanxi asked several times, but he couldn't guess what it was. After checking the room and the property panel, there was nothing unusual... Strange, why are you so excited today?

I don't understand, Zhanxi didn't go into it, anyway, as long as there is no abnormality in the egg, it will be fine, thinking that he will leave the matter behind for the time being, and deal with the store as usual, just wait for the sale. The rest of the time is spent playing around with Xiaobai Tuanzi, teasing it and coaxing it back.

Xiaobai Tuanzi approached him, and sat in front of him majestically: "Aww~~"

Zhanxi lay down and rubbed his head into its fur belly without being caught. He was suddenly surprised: "Eggy, why are you getting happier and happier?"

Xiaobai Tuanzi opened his mouth, and just when Zhanxi thought he was going to let out a childish and soft whine, Qingyue's voice suddenly came out: "I can talk!"

Zhanxi: "???"

Zhanxi: "!!!"

He sat up suddenly, picked up the little white dumpling, and said with bright eyes: "Eggy, hurry up, call the master!!"

Xiaobai Tuanzi: "..."

It turned out that he was happy because he could call master!

The meat pad was bright with claw hooks, but I couldn't help but gave him a meat pad, what a beautiful idea!

Zhanxi successfully received Xiaobai Tuanzi's emotions, so he could only sigh helplessly: "Well, if you don't like it, don't call it. If you can talk, you should be happy and celebrate. Eggy, say a few more words."

He coaxed, wanting to hear more of Dandan's voice, Qingyue's slightly playful voice, very nice...

After Xiaobai Tuanzi was able to speak, what he wanted to say the most was: "I've wanted to tell you a long time ago, I don't like the name Dandan at all!!"

Zhanxi: "..."

He struggled: "But the name Dandan is also very cute, and the first time we met you were still Dandan, what a commemorative significance."

Xiaobai Tuanzi frowned: "It's so cute there, have you ever heard someone named Eggy!"

"Isn't it Goudan? Many people have this name!" Zhan Xi retorted confidently.

Xiaobai Tuanzi: "..."

He was too lazy to argue with the shit-shoveling officer, and said angrily: "Although I am also human, I don't like the name Goudan at all!"

Zhanxi didn't say anything in his defense, so he asked slowly: "You, what did you just say?"

Xiao Baituanzi was proud: "I said I am a human being, not an NPC, you idiot!"

Zhanxi: "..."