This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Xiang Yuanhe didn't recover from the impact and coquettish voice in front of him. After being stiff for more than a minute, he suddenly put the quilt back on!

Zhou Xiaomiao:? ? ?

Xiang Yuanhe took a deep breath, he must have opened it in the wrong way just now, so start over again!

This time he carefully lifted a corner of the quilt, and the boy's messy hair was exposed, as if he felt the gap, the boy slowly raised his head to reveal a pair of round cat pupils, with trusting and dependent eyes.

Xiang Yuanhe dumbly pressed back the nonsense of "who are you and why are you here" and hesitated slightly: "Baby?"

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him with big eyes: "It's me."

Xiang Yuanhe was a little surprised and a little unbelievable, staring at the boy's appearance, and said after a while: "You let me take it easy, you have changed from a ghost to a cat and then to a human, it really is a big span."

Zhou Xiaomiao pulled down the quilt, exposing her head to get some air, then rolled around on the bed and rolled herself into a silkworm chrysalis, having a great time playing, without any intention of explaining.

Xiang Yuanhe recalled the scene he had just seen, and while finding out his clothes from the closet, he asked, "How did you become a human? Does it affect your body?"

Zhou Xiaomiao looked serious: "Yes, I can't touch the water!"

Xiang Yuanhe: "..."

He was annoyed and funny, but he forgot about the big event of the cat turning into a human, and came over with a bath towel: "Instead, you reminded me that it's more convenient to take a bath this way, go take a bath by yourself."

Zhou Xiaomiao groaned and acted coquettishly: "Don't wash it, I don't want to wash QAQ"

"Then you're a dirty doll."

"I'm not a doll when I grow up."

"Don't you take a shower yourself when you grow up? Are you ashamed?"

"Don't wash, don't be ashamed!"

Xiang Yuanhe rubbed his brows helplessly, he didn't listen to what he said, and he didn't want to be the real murderer...

After much deliberation, Xiang Yuanhe threatened: "If you don't get up again, I will wash it for you!"

Zhou Xiaomiao is playing a rascal on the bed: "You bully me 555~~ You are a bad person, you don't like dolls anymore, dolls hate you QAQ"

Xiang Yuanhe laughed angrily, and stopped talking nonsense, directly tore off the quilt, quickly wrapped him in a bath towel, and with a little force, he picked up Zhou Xiaomiao and sent him directly to the bathtub: "Be good, please obedient!"

Zhou Xiaomiao tightly wrapped her arms around his neck, unwilling to get into the bathtub: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it!"

After a stalemate for a long while, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't intend to let go. Xiang Yuanhe couldn't help but hug him and straighten his waist. Zhou Xiaomiao climbed up the pole, wrapped around his neck more and more tightly, and hooked his legs around his waist , the whole person hung on his body like a koala, and he laughed very proudly.

Xiang Yuanhe felt a little itchy, and slapped the person in his arms twice on the buttocks: "Disobedient, there will be no fish to eat tomorrow!"

Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't believe it, and when the time comes to act coquettishly, she won't believe that there will be no fish to eat, hum!

Xiang Yuanhe had no choice but to stand under the shower with the person in his arms, turn on the switch and carefully flush the person in his arms with water.Fearing that the other party would be scared or uncomfortable, he rinsed from behind little by little. After a while, Zhou Xiaomiao disliked the towel sticking to her body and felt uncomfortable, so she tore off the towel and threw it on the ground, unwilling to put it on.

Xiang Yuan and Shameful reacted quickly, his hands couldn't help shaking a little, it was the first time in so many years that he felt such a beast... This is a doll, although he knew each other from the first time they met He must be in his 20s, but as long as he thinks of the Q version of dolls and white dumplings, his sense of guilt will double.

However, he couldn't control some reactions, and even his nose was a little ready to move, always feeling that his nosebleeds were about to drip down!

"This is shower gel, this is shampoo, remember to rinse it off when you wash it, don't worry, I'll wait for you outside, I'll go out first!" Xiang Yuanhe almost ran away after hastily exhorting, not daring to stay Long stay in the bathroom.

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him in a daze as he quickly slipped away, and only held back her laughter after the door was closed. The shit-shoveling officer really couldn't stand the temptation at all!Who told the shit-shoveling officer to insist on him taking a bath? If he doesn't make him unhappy, then the shit-shoveling officer can't be happy either, hurting each other!

But her body was already wet, so Zhou Xiaomiao could only pout her lips after taking a shower, then opened the door and went out with her bare ass: "I'm done washing~~~"

Xiang Yuanhe, who had just calmed down, was horrified: "Where's the bath towel? Why did you come out like this?"

"The bath towel is already wet." Zhou Xiaomiao was unhappy: "Are you trying to kill me?"

"No, no, I'm worried that you'll catch a cold... yes, yes, I'm worried that you'll catch a cold." Xiang Yuanhe quickly wrapped him in a quilt, and when he turned around, he still couldn't help but shed two nosebleeds. Is he really serious tonight? If you can't sleep well, you must be burned to death!

He went into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, took half a minute to find a clean towel and went out, wiped the hair of the person who was still waiting for him on the bed, and said very seriously: "Baby, you are not allowed to run around naked in the future. You can’t show it to others! No, it should be said that you can’t be naked in front of outsiders! You have to wear good clothes, understand?”

Zhou Xiaomiao was wronged: "I know, I know."

After wiping his hair, Xiang Yuanhe found a loose T-shirt for Zhou Xiaomiao to wear, and a pair of shorts, finally temporarily relieving the crisis of being naked.

Zhou Xiaomiao is like wearing an adult's clothes secretly, waving his sleeves and occasionally slipping off his shoulders, and his shorts are even less secure, as if they will fall off at any time.

Xiang Yuanhe stuffed him into the bed: "Go to bed, I'll take you to buy some clothes tomorrow."

Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up instantly: "Do you want to go out for a big meal?"

"Yes, I have a big meal, so I have to rest early to have the energy to go out and play tomorrow." Xiang Yuanhe half-lyed on the bed and patted and coaxed him, and it took a long time to coax him to sleep.

After the person on the bed fell asleep, Xiang Yuanhe cleaned up the bathroom, and finally couldn't help but take a cold shower. He felt that he needed to calm down, otherwise there would definitely be problems when he went back to bed and slept together.

But the more I know that I can't think about it, the more I can't get rid of the image in my mind. The teenager curled up on the bed when the quilt was suddenly lifted, the back that was washed by the water when he lifted the soaking towel, and the tightly wrapped waist. The legs, the close body...

In the end, Xiang Yuanhe still couldn't resist, and silently stretched his hand down. While panting, he thought about the beautiful scenery he saw today, and felt that his whole body was about to explode.At this time, even a cold shower still couldn't solve any problems, so he could only lean against the wall desperately thinking about the unsuspecting person sleeping outside the bathroom.

He probably knows the problem that has been bothering him before. What is the relationship between him and the doll?What kind of relationship can there be with someone who can give him such a strong feeling!

At dawn the next day, the curtains that were not drawn tightly revealed a glare of light, making the person on the bed sleep more and more unsteadily, the little head arched back and forth, and finally nestled in the other person's arms and did not move.

Xiang Yuanhe opened his eyes, subconsciously hugged the people around him, turned over to cover the sunlight outside, and patted the person in his arms to let him continue to sleep for a while.The person in his arms snorted softly, still sleeping soundly, but he became more and more awake, without any sleepiness at all.

Compared with Zhou Xiaomiao, who likes to sleep late, Xiang Yuan and Taoist Temple have always gotten up early and went to bed early, and occasionally go out at night, and only rest during the day. In fact, they are more self-disciplined.

Usually at this time he should get up, run on the treadmill at home for a while, then take a shower and cook and call the doll to get up and eat.But now holding the person in his arms, his body is as if he has fallen into Tender Township. Even though his reason clearly knows that it is time to get up, his body is more honest than his reason. It is very intuitive that he likes Tender Township and doesn't want to get up!

Xiang Yuanhe felt that he was already very depraved when he had a doll, but now it seems that he can be even more depraved!

He muted his mobile phone, ordered food while lying with the people around him, and bought a suit of clothes online for the person in his arms. Lazy sleepers on the bed are dug out from under the covers.

Zhou Xiaomiao was stunned and smelled the smell of fish. He was very happy to hear that someone asked him to open his mouth thinking he was eating fish, but the refreshing smell of toothpaste after opening his mouth instantly woke him up completely.Zhou Xiaomiao burst into tears with grievance.

"Are you awake?" After Xiang Yuanhe gently brushed his teeth, he motioned for him to rinse his mouth and spit it out.

Zhou Xiaomiao rinsed her mouth: "I smelled fish, but what I ate was toothpaste QAQ"

Xiang Yuanhe laughed: "You have a sharp nose, wash your face and go to eat."

After packing up, Zhou Xiaomiao finally saw today's breakfast, seafood porridge, shrimp dumplings, fried shrimp balls... Sure enough, they are all his favorites!

He kissed the excrement shovel officer happily: "Thank you Yuanhe (*^▽^*)"

Xiang Yuanhe was stunned for a moment before coughing lightly: "Baby... can I ask you a question?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Say it!"

Xiang Yuanhe asked cautiously: "I can't tell you about the past and present, but tell me what your name is, and what kind of relationship we had before?"

Zhou Xiaomiao stirred the seafood porridge: "My name is Zhou Yang, it's okay...it's okay with us!"

Xiang Yuanhe was full of disbelief: "Don't make trouble, baby, it doesn't matter what attracted us to meet for the first time?"

Zhou Xiaomiao pouted, and after a while she whispered, "If you tell me to say it, I won't say it, I'll suffocate you, hmph!"

He knew what the shit-shoveling officer was thinking. He must have waited for him to say something about the relationship at this time, so he acted in a fair and honest way, and made an excuse for himself, so he wouldn't be fooled!

Xiang Yuanhe laughed: "If you don't say anything, I'll just guess... We must have been lovers in our last life. There are two possibilities. One is to hold our souls together in some way because we will never change until death. I hope we will be together in every life. The other is wanting to love but not being together, so we leave the fetters and hope to be together in the next life, right?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...you think too much."

"It seems that I guessed it right." Xiang Yuanhe rubbed his head: "Hurry up and eat, and I will take you to buy some clothes and supplies later."

Zhou Xiaomiao is helpless, the shit-shoveling officer is really too good at this aspect, he can't lie to him at all, how annoying!

After eating, the two of them went to the shopping mall together. Xiang Yuanhe bought new clothes, pajamas, shoes, etc. for Zhou Xiaomiao, as well as daily necessities, all of which were found by Zhou Xiaomiao. .

Zhou Xiaomiao wanted to eat snacks, but was rejected by Xiang Yuanhe on the grounds that he was unhealthy. He was angry and didn't talk to him the whole time.

Xiang Yuanhe lowered his voice and coaxed: "Even if you are an adult now, you are still a kitten. How can a kitten like to eat potato chips? What if it hurts your stomach?"

Zhou Xiaomiao turned her head to ignore him, feeling so wronged that he wanted to eat as much as he wanted!The last time I ate potato chips was when I went to the last world, the world of comprehension was very long and there were no such things. At this time, I saw Zhou Xiaomiao, who could not walk, and stared at the shit shovel officer sadly. Sometimes the shit shovel officer doesn't care what he eats!

Xiang Yuanhe hugged his shoulders: "The baby is obedient!"

"Don't listen!" Zhou Xiaomiao patted his hand away, and Maotong was full of grievances when he looked at him.

Xiang Yuanhe was helpless and soft-hearted, so he could only discuss with him: "You can buy it, but let me tell you how to eat it when you go back, okay? I'm afraid you won't feel good if you eat it."

Seeing that he backed down, Zhou Xiaomiao smiled, and mua kissed him: "Okay~ Thank you Yuanhe."

After the kiss, I picked up four or five bags of potato chips and threw them into the shopping cart, even thinking about what flavor I want to eat.

Xiang Yuanhe directly dragged and half-carried people away from this area, always feeling that he was raising a brat, it was really disobedient!

The two are not low-key, completely unaware that their appearance has already attracted the attention of others. Seeing the interaction between the two at this time, the rotten girls in the supermarket have long been unable to hold back their desire to howl like wolves. Follow along all the way, and quietly watch the love story of the two good-looking little brothers!

When Liang Xinyue walked through the potato chips area, she heard two little girls chattering fiercely: "I'm all subject to height-defining attacks, and the tall ones are definitely the attacking ones, and they are super gentle and big general attacking, ahhhhhhh Really handsome!"

"They all look good..." Another girl was excited while buying potato chips: "It must be Gentle Gong and Fried Maoshou. The two of them had an argument just now. It must be that my little brother wanted to eat potato chips and Lao Gong refused to buy it. As a result, the little brother wanted to eat potato chips. As soon as my brother got angry, Lao Gong immediately retreated, it was sweet to cry, okay?"

Out of curiosity, Liang Xinyue couldn't help but glanced in the direction they were peeking at. She didn't expect to see a familiar person, and immediately felt angry and strode up: "Xiang Yuanhe!"

The two people who were picking things looked over at the same time. Zhou Xiaomiao almost didn't recognize it. The thin, pale, and mentally ill person was the heroine Liang Xinyue. She caught a glimpse of the things on her neck that were spreading out. Seeing the familiar Yin Qi, Zhou Xiaomiao just sneered and didn't speak.

Xiang Yuanhe held Zhou Xiaomiao's hand silently, and looked at the woman in front of him lightly: "What's the matter?"

"I want to talk to you!" Liang Xinyue's complexion was very bad, and she could almost see what she had experienced recently. She took him directly to a corner and asked directly: "When you went up the mountain with me, did you Didn’t you know Houshan’s secret a long time ago, you actually premeditated, not only solved the matter of Houshan, but also blackmailed the whole village, right? Are you deliberately setting me up for injustice!”

Liang Xinyue's life has not been smooth these days. She emptied her savings because of Xiang Yuanhe, but her work and career became more and more decadent, and the effect of the magic weapon on her neck only lasted for a short time. Li Gui found his upper body more and more often, even more than when he didn't bring it with him before.

She called the village chief and found out that the evil situation in Houshan had been changed, and all the ghosts inside had disappeared!The ancestral graves have also collapsed, and the village is extremely uneven. Punishments from the sky from time to time, either by earthquakes or mudslides, I am afraid that they will have to move soon and cannot stay.

Now the whole village is very hostile to Liang Xinyue, thinking that she is the source of the disaster, because she brought outsiders here, not to mention that the other party is a celestial master, and it is very likely that these things happened because of him, so I hope Liang Xinyue will get rid of it as soon as possible. Give them money back so they can move.

Liang Xinyue was miserable. Not only was she faced with huge debts, and the ghosts were looking for her life, but the village wanted to nail her to death on the ancestral grave to make amends. They even threatened to expel her, unwilling to admit her identity. It's punishment, and he won't care about her anymore.

Being besieged on all sides is really uncomfortable, and she is still in danger, full of anger and nowhere to vent, finally met Xiang Yuanhe, Liang Xinyue will naturally not let it go, at least let him settle the matter in the village, Or return her money now!

"You're wrong. If you hadn't asked the Taoist temple to find me, I wouldn't even know who you are." Xiang Yuanhe said while using a long soundproof note to prevent anyone from eavesdropping: "As for the mountain behind your village, it is not What a good place, I solved it for you. Why do you look unhappy? Is it because I ruined you?"

Liang Xinyue's face became paler and paler: "You clearly know it!"

"That's why I can't let your conspiracy continue." Xiang Yuanhe said bluntly: "The thing about the ghost city was originally your fault. Disgusting people are really uncommon!"

"And don't expect that this will really atone for your sins. Maintaining the formation will only make your sins worse. After you die and go to hell, you may be able to sit in a row with your ancestors!"

Liang Xinyue moved her lips, but did not make any sound.In fact, she has always known that they are wrong, no, everyone should know, but this is the road left by the ancestors, so how can they do it if they don't go?

They know that it is the truth to solve this place, but no one takes the lead, even if they go out as adults, they will subconsciously keep secrets, knowing that everyone is unwilling to be used as a gunman, so it has been dragged on for hundreds of years, why? Will be destroyed in my own hands...

In this way, whether it is resolved or not, it is her fault!Why did she bear all this!Why should she!

"The people in your village are really selfish." Xiang Yuanhe really looked down on them and was equally timid, so they pretended to be dead and chose to continue walking like this. Standing on the moral high ground to reprimand the other party and pretend that it has nothing to do with you is really ridiculous.

Liang Xinyue stared at him firmly, and suddenly smiled after a while: "You don't know why your doll was lost, do you?"

Xiang Yuanhe's eyes were slightly cold, and he silently clenched the hands of the people around him. He was thankful more than once that fortunately, he was worried and took the lead in changing the body of the doll. Otherwise, it would not just solve the matter of Houshan!

Liang Xinyue saw that his face was gloomy, but instead she laughed, as if to relieve her anger, she probably stimulated him: "Did you guess it? That's right, your baby is a big ghost from the back mountain, so the village chief quietly told me that ghosts are afraid of red, Wrap it in a red envelope and throw it into the fire to refine it, he can guarantee that I will never be infested by ghosts in my future life!"

"Bastard!" Xiang Yuanhe immediately became angry, and even had the idea of ​​hitting a woman for the first time.

Zhou Xiaomiao hurriedly grabbed him: "Yuanhe!" He shook his hand, reminding himself that he was still with him, and it was not worth being angry for such a person.

Seeing him angry, Liang Xinyue felt happy, and picked up the magic weapon around her neck as if she was going all out, a round glass bead-like thing, with some black marks as if it had been burnt, but it didn't fade, but it looked like The black mist trapped inside.

"This is the eyeball of the doll. With the magic weapon refined from its two eyeballs, your doll has long since disappeared, completely disappeared from this world!" Liang Xinyue looked crazy, desperately wanting to look for him but also showing pain look.

It was the first time Xiang Yuanhe saw such a disgusting person, he could hardly imagine how painful it would be if the doll hadn't been changed and forcibly refined, or even used his eyes as a magic weapon, they really dared!

He clenched his fist uncontrollably, and stepped forward to grab the magic weapon. It belongs to a doll, and she doesn't deserve it!

"Yuanhe Yuanhe!" Zhou Xiaomiao quickly hugged his waist: "If you are angry, she will be happier, don't be fooled, we don't want this thing, and I will accompany you, we are angry with this kind of person It’s just a price drop, don’t be angry, I’m afraid if you’re angry.”

Xiang Yuanhe firmly restrained his emotions, and after a few seconds of relaxation, he gently hugged and rubbed the person in his arms, and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't be afraid, I won't be angry anymore."

Zhou Xiaomiao buried her head in his arms and rubbed it. Feeling that the shit shovel officer's body was still tense, she knew that he must still be angry... Sometimes this person is too serious about everything about him, so Ming He knew that the other party was deliberately provoking him, but he was still angry!

He sighed faintly, it really made him feel helpless and moved, he really couldn't control whether he wanted to like his shit-shoveling officer so seriously!

Xiang Yuanhe was afraid that the people in his arms would not get angry, so he could only lower his voice and say: "Then you really have to take this treasure that can protect you for life! For your whole village, including you, I can only use a sentence of self-inflicted evil." It’s indescribable, you are all to blame for this!”

After finishing speaking, Xiang Yuanhe ignored her, hugged Zhou Xiaomiao, and the two pushed the shopping away together. Anyway, this kind of person can die by himself, and it is not worth his shot at all!

Liang Xinyue was so angry that she stared at their backs and wanted to poke two holes.

When turning the corner, Zhou Xiaomiao turned around suddenly, staring at her with dark eyes, and suddenly bent her eyes and smiled, revealing a rather familiar smile.

Liang Xinyue felt chills all over her body, and she almost couldn't speak. This smile... this smile!