This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

In the extinct mountain, the continuous canopy of trees tightly covers the sky above. Even though the sky is bright and the sun is shining brightly outside, under the cover of the old trees, the forest is still dark and there is no light coming in. Occasionally, the wind blows, as if unknown The famous thing walked through the woods, making the air even colder for no reason.

At night, there are a group of ghosts and crazy demons, like evil spirits released from hell, howling terribly, and then wandering in the forest blankly, looking dull and miserable.

When Zhou Xiaomiao opened his eyes, a head hung down from the tree, and happened to meet Zhou Xiaomiao face to face, and saw that the other party had disheveled hair, pale face, protruding eyeballs, and a long blood-red tongue drooping down, which almost fell to Zhou Xiaomiao. On Xiaomiao's face, it seemed to have seen something terrible after seeing Zhou Xiaomiao. The originally protruding eyes stared more and more fiercely. Finally, under Zhou Xiaomiao's staring eyes, it fell down and hit Zhou Xiaomiao. body.

Eyes, eyeballs... fell out...

"Ghost ah ah ah ah—"

The screams pierced the sky in an instant, and the crows in the forest flew out in an instant, making bursts of sharp cries.

Zhou Xiaomiao jumped up, screamed and ran away, using the cat's lingbo and microsteps, jumping between the trees, almost frightened, what the hell is this ah ah ah -

[System: Stop, stop, shit, what kind of world did you choose! 】

When Zhou Xiaomiao heard the voice of the system, it was like a cub had found its mother, and immediately found support: Help the system, take me away, this world is too scary! !

[System: Are you ashamed to say that this is the world you chose yourself, and you have already entered it. Do you think it is so easy to leave? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao wanted to cry but had no tears: I didn’t know you had a touch screen, I thought there would be a button or something QAQ

[System: So stop hitting me in the future! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: The point is what to do now QAQ

[The system is silent for a while: Of course, you can only leave after completing the task. You wait first, and I will find the plot for you. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao sat on a tree and rested: What is the role of my system in this world, I am not tired at all after running for so long.

[System: ...you'll find out later. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: All right.

He sat on the branch swinging his legs, took a deep breath to relieve his tense emotions, and finally got rid of the terrifying side just now.

Now that he had calmed down, he began to turn his head to check the situation around, trying to understand what was going on with him. It was frightening to see such a terrifying ghost appearing in this deep mountain and old forest.

Looking left and right, there seemed to be no one there, the ghost fire in the distance fluttered near and far away, and I could faintly hear Li Gui's crying soul, it seemed that he had already run out.

Zhou Xiaomiao heaved a sigh of relief. When he turned around, he saw a fang-toothed ghost standing on the opposite branch with a ferocious face, holding a big stick studded with nails. Teeth blue skin, blood dripping from the ugly face, and the moment he got close, there was a bad smell.

Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly screamed: "Ghost ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

[System: Ghost ah ah ah——]

Zhou Xiaomiao kicked the opponent away, screaming and parkouring, running for hundreds of meters, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't know where he ran, when he stopped, the surroundings were completely quiet, this time it was There is really nothing left.

Even if the body doesn't feel tired at all, but the heart is exhausted, I can only describe my own experience as self-inflicted.

Zhou Xiaomiao: Scared, scared me to death!

[System: ...] Damn it, it's scared too!

The two were still in shock, and it took Zhou Xiaomiao a long time to say quietly: Can I really not leave? QAQ

[System: Don't mention it, I almost didn't find the plot, where did you come across, I didn't even know there was such a world! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: So what should I do?

[System: I'm going to extract it from the big database, you are waiting first, but this way... let's take a look when I come back. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Good QAQ

The system quickly fell silent, as if it had already left to find the plot of this world.

No one talked to Zhou Xiaomiao, and the surroundings seemed extraordinarily quiet, so quiet that it made people hairy, as if even the wind that blew had an eerie aura, Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but want to explode!

What the hell is this world T^T

I accidentally ran into trouble and ran here, and I don't know if the shit shoveler can follow me... What if the shit shoveler doesn't come, I don't know much about the original things until now, I don't know much at all , if the shit shovel officer doesn't come, I don't even know where to find him.

If the shit-shoveling officer doesn't come, I will have to spend it alone... Miserable and miserable!

Sighing deeply, before Zhou Xiaomiao could continue to hurt the spring and autumn, he felt a sudden familiar breath coming from his body, and a strong pull pulled him out of the forest and flew directly into the sky.

Zhou Xiaomiao:? ? ?

He kept a dazed look on his face as he flew across the air. Under the pale moonlight, he was lightly pulled away by the pulling force and flew out of the afterimage. His long hair was so messy that he could barely see it. He cleared his direction, and when he frantically brushed his hair away, he didn't know where he was flying now.

The pulling force continued, and Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't move at all. When he lowered his head, he realized that the golden mark on his waist was shining, guiding him with unstoppable force to fly out of the deep mountains and old forests, and head straight for a certain destination.

This is... the Taoist companion contract from the previous life? ? ?

Zhou Xiaomiao was confused, does this mean that the shit shovel officer is still here?He came to find himself? ? ?

In the suburbs, a man in pajamas stood on the spot, holding a yellow spell in his hand. Finally, he was not dragged away when he cast the heavy pendant. He slapped the spell on himself, and finally he was able to breathe.

Unexpectedly, he resisted this attraction for more than an hour, and before he could find a way, he saw a demon descending from the sky, smashing him to the ground, groaning for a long time, almost out of breath after being smashed Come up and pass out.

Zhou Xiaomiao was also frightened to death by the forced crash. After a long time, he finally fell on the human flesh mat. Although he felt light and weightless, this one seemed to be in great pain...

The gold seal on the man's abdomen was shining, and after colliding with the gold seal on Zhou Xiaomiao's waist, it disappeared quickly, leaving behind two confused people who didn't realize what was going on for a moment.

Zhou Xiaomiao's hair was messed up by the wind blowing along the way, and her face was pale and bloodless. At this moment, she lowered her head and looked closer at the other party. If the man hadn't been courageous and saw too many ghosts, he might have fainted from fright.

"You are... the shit-shoveling officer!" Zhou Xiaomiao made a careful distinction, and after making sure that she had not admitted the wrong person, she threw herself into the opponent's arms and cried bitterly: "I thought you would not come back in this world, and I wanted to spend it alone , fortunately you are here..."

He wailed and wailed for a long time, but none of the tears fell in his eyes, because ghosts don't have tears, and all the cries were actually howls of ghosts. I only feel sorry for the person who was hit hard just now and couldn't breathe. After stabbing his brain, he completely fainted now.

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

On the first day in this world, what should he do if he knocked the shit-shoveling officer unconscious?

He squatted obediently by the side and waited for the shit-shoveling officer to wake up. Seeing that the shit-shoveling officer was wearing pajamas and didn't even wear shoes, he probably was forcibly pulled out by the contract.

Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes circled around the shit-shoveling officer, feeling inexplicably happy. Zhou Xiaomiao was curious to remove the charm that was still attached to the shit-shoveling officer, but unexpectedly, the magic spell suddenly emitted a burst of golden light and directly Zhou Xiaomiao flew out.

"Hiss! It hurts!" Zhou Xiaomiao looked at her smoldering hand, and felt aggrieved immediately. Just now, she was holding the shit-shoveling officer in her arms, but when the shit-shoveling officer passed out, she even wanted to bully him with a piece of yellow paper QQ

He wants to sue!

The system, who had been away for a while, came back in a hurry. He had nothing to say, but when he saw the situation around Zhou Xiaomiao, all he could say was shit.

[System: I'm leaving for a while, what are you doing?Where is this?The hero was killed by you? ? ? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: No, no, I don’t know why I’m here, shit shovel officer... Shit shovel officer was scared to death by me QAQ.

[System: ... Wait, let me digest it. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Oh QAQ

One system and one kitten were silent for a long time, and the physically strong man woke up quickly, sat up abruptly, took off the spell on his body and threw it back into his pocket.

Zhou Xiaomiao was pleasantly surprised: "You're awake!"

Xiang Yuanhe looked at the ghost in front of him, and after a while he said, "You, let me digest for a while."

Whoever encounters this kind of thing in the middle of the night feels that it is evil.

Originally, Xiang Yuanhe was sleeping, but suddenly a pulling force pulled him out of the window, and flew out with him. He took out the charm and cinnabar in his pocket, and wrote that the jacked pendant fell from the sky. He really didn't know where he would fly and whether he could come back.

The point is that he can't do anything about this mysterious power, and the other party can't move him, and they stand in a stalemate, and finally a ghost falls from the sky. It is obviously related to this power, and more importantly, the other party clearly knows it. I am still very excited, there is a kind of excitement to see an old friend.

It was the feeling of the ghost pressing the bed that made him a little out of breath, coupled with the ghost crying, the spirit that had been tense all night was scrapped and he passed out directly... He really had never been so embarrassing since he was a child.

Now looking at the obedient Shagui sitting next to him, with a face of trust and trust, he felt that the burden on his shoulders suddenly became a bit heavier... Ah, it's the responsibility!

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How long have you been a ghost?"

"I don't know." Zhou Xiaomiao showed him aggrieved hands: "I was hurt by your spell, you don't care about me QAQ"

Xiang Yuanhe was in a hurry: "This... how should I treat you?"

He has studied ghost hunting and exorcism since he was a child, and he has never learned how to treat ghosts burned by spells.

Zhou Xiaomiao burst into tears instantly: "You asked me what to do when you hurt me, you bastard!"

"Don't cry, don't cry." Xiang Yuanhe coaxed subconsciously: "Then you go home with me, how about I find you some offerings? Then you will have new clothes to wear and delicious food."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Then I want to eat fish."

"Well, what do you want?" Xiang Yuanhe originally wanted to ask who the other party was and what relationship he had with him, but judging by his IQ, Xiang Yuanhe probably couldn't ask anything. Looking at the sky, You can only take people home temporarily.

If the image of Zhou Xiaomiao walks in the city, it will be a model of evil spirits. Xiang Yuanhe thought about it, and planned to find a container for the person in front of him, and take him home after the person entered the container.

It's just that after going to sleep, there are not many things on his body, only a white jade pendant that he often carries after tossing and turning. He looked up at the person who was looking at him eagerly, and immediately decided that it was him. His hands are better.

Under the guidance of the shit-shoveling officer, Zhou Xiaomiao entered the white jade pendant, and saw that the white jade suddenly became pitch black as if it had been contaminated with ink, turning into a piece of black jade.Xiang Yuanhe touched it, put the white jade pendant back on, and walked home barefoot.

He washed himself a long invisibility amulet with the only remaining yellow paper and cinnabar before entering the city, saving himself from being treated as a tramp or a pervert in his pajamas and bare feet. Someone is coming to pick me up!

Zhou Xiaomiao stayed in the white jade pendant, and felt that it was very comfortable inside, much better than being in the ghost forest, at least he didn’t have to worry about a ghost who lost his eyeballs when he turned his head... It’s scary to think about it>_

The system that has been digesting the current situation and going silent has finally calmed down.

[System: Zhou Xiaomiao, I have to warn you, it's best not to touch me in the future!Look what the hell is going on in this world. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: How did I know that your high-tech thing is so casual that anyone can open it.

[The system was silent for a while, then said coldly: Anyway, don't mess around in the future! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Got it, got it [Grievance.jpg]

[System: Forget it, let me tell you the story first, this world does not belong to us at all, there is no mission. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Wow, there is no task!

[System: Yes, treat it as a vacation. 】

Just a few minutes after Zhou Xiaomiao was happy, she began to think about every time the system said something good, but basically nothing good happened in the end...

Forget it, he'd better watch the plot.

Zhou Xiaomiao sighed, and opened the plot. In the plot, the original owner is the evil ghost in the deep mountains and old forests... Shasha ghost, Zhou Xiaomiao's face changed, he himself is a ghost.

[System: ...Calm down! 】

In the plot, the heroine Liang Xinyue has a three-yin constitution. The three-yin is a person who was born on the Yin day and the Yin moon. People born at this time are born with weak horoscopes, and their souls are in the gray area between the ghost world and the human world. They can see ghosts and ghosts. language, but it is also a human being who can walk in the sun.

However, there is another bad thing about weak horoscopes, that is, it is easy to be possessed by ghosts. If the will is not firm, the body will be occupied by evil ghosts. Being devoured by the ghost, his soul flew away.

The heroine was born with strange things at home, and then her parents invited the door god and Taoist Sanqing to calm down for a while, but as long as the heroine is a little careless, walking through dark places or going out of the hospital alone, she will be killed by ghosts. He took a fancy to possessing his body and tried to devour her.

For this reason, the heroine's parents tried their best to find the master and get her a peace talisman to ensure her peaceful growth in the future, but in the future, she must go to crowded places to bask in the sun and absorb the sun, and not to walk around alone .

Later, the heroine's peace talisman lost its effect, and her mature physique attracted even more powerful ghosts, such as the original owner—the evil spirit!

Shagui, also known as Shashen, is an extremely ferocious ghost, but because they are too powerful, people are afraid of them and dare not call them ghosts. Ordinary people talk about them as Shashen, but they are not listed as gods. In the spectrum, so in the final analysis, it is still a ghost, and the original owner is a ghost with good morals.

He originally wanted to see what the legendary three-yin physique looks like, but he didn't expect to catch a glimpse of the body of the male protagonist who was hired to protect the female protagonist. Profound, if there is no accident, you will surely be able to enjoy the prosperity of your descendants for the rest of your life.

So the original owner followed the male lead, pretending to compete for the female lead's body, but in fact he still wanted the male lead's body. During the battle of wits and courage between the two sides, the original owner suddenly attacked the male lead and almost fell into his altar, but was used by the other party with a magic talisman He punched out abruptly, and was slandered in the end and had no choice but to escape.

The male protagonist also took this opportunity to contact his master quickly, and after inviting the master out of the mountain, he and the master partnered to seal the original master, brought him back to the Taoist temple to clear his grievances, and finally sent him back to the way of reincarnation, saving him from always wandering in this world ,Hurt self and others.

And the hero and the heroine got acquainted, and supported each other through life and death together. It is simply a revolutionary friendship. Unknowingly, feelings develop, and finally they are together logically. The hero promises to the heroine that he will protect her for the rest of his life. The Lord finally stopped being troubled, and lived his life peacefully and beautifully.

Zhou Xiaomiao was confused: Why am I a ghost? ? ?

[System: Because I am a villain system, you are automatically bound to a villain after entering the world, and the villain happens to be a ghost, that's it. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

He really didn't know what to say. He was obviously afraid of ghosts, but he didn't expect that he was a ghost... He didn't want to look in the mirror in this world, he was afraid that he would be scared by himself o(╥﹏╥)o

[System: Zhou Xiaomiao, you have to be strong! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: I don’t, I want to find a shit shoveler and hug QAQ

[The system mocked mercilessly: Then you are the veritable mastermind, hahahahaha. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

Anyway, there is no mission in this world, I just need to pester the shit-shoveling officer and stop him from being with the heroine, even though he is a ghost, but the shit-shoveling officer is not allowed to find anyone else, he can only have his own cat [○`Д○]

Because he had no money and was invisible and no one could see him, Xiang Yuanhe still had to walk for a long time to get back to the city center from the suburbs, and finally climbed the stairs back to his room, even if he quietly took a ride along the way.

As soon as he got home, he closed all the doors and windows tightly, drew the curtains, and the room that was dark at night suddenly became completely dark. Xiang Yuanhe turned on the wall lamp, and he could barely see the specific situation of the room before taking out the white jade pendant , softly said: "Come out."

After finishing speaking, he put the white jade pendant on the coffee table in the living room, took out the paper money stick incense and other tributes from the storage drawer, and lit them one by one in a small iron basin.

Zhou Xiaomiao floated out of the white jade pendant like a wisp of smoke, and finally recovered her form. She looked around the surrounding environment very curiously, and was very curious about where the shit-shoveling officer lived.

As the things burned by the shit shoveler gradually turned into ashes, coins, clothes and other things began to appear around Zhou Xiaomiao. He put on new clothes and put them away with a wave of his sleeves, so as to save himself from being wilded by other lonely souls. The ghost snatched it away.The thin curl of burning smoke also drifted around him, all absorbed by him.

The hand that was burned by the spell before was healed, and Zhou Xiaomiao showed it to the excrement officer excitedly: "It's done!"

"Well, that's good." In fact, Xiang Yuanhe couldn't touch the other party, but when he saw the other party stretched out his hand and smiled, he subconsciously caught it gently. As a result, the two touched, and his hand passed directly through the other party's. Finger, took a blank.

Zhou Xiaomiao was stunned for a moment before realizing that he was a ghost. Could it be that the shit-shoveling officer will not be able to touch him in the whole world?

Xiang Yuanhe quickly withdrew his hand and changed the subject: "There is no grilled fish this time, I will make it up for you next time, don't be sad."

Zhou Xiaomiao was still sad: "But what I want is that you feed me fish, just like before!"

Xiang Yuanhe: "Before? What were we like before?"

Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't explain it, so she could only hide in a corner and feel sad.

It was useless for Xiang Yuanhe to coax him, and he couldn't touch the other party, so he could only burn something to coax him. He didn't know why, it was all wool balls and other things, but seeing the other party seemed to like being transferred After losing his attention, he breathed a sigh of relief.

For the first time, he felt a little powerless. Seeing the other person sad, but he couldn't hug him and coax him. It was an indescribable feeling... Who is he? I should have a deep fate with him, otherwise he Remember yourself, although I don't remember him, but sometimes I feel that I can't lie to others.

Xiang Yuanhe put away the remaining paper money and the small iron basin together, planning to buy some things for the other party in a few days and burn them. Before seeing the other party’s clothes in tatters, life must have been difficult in the past, but now it must be difficult for him to be with him. Be nice to him.

Xiang Yuanhe didn't realize his natural attitude at all, and took out all his containers for storing his soul, and continued to divert the other party's attention: "Which one do you like? Choose a shelter, and I will take you out in the future or during the day, there will be one Shelter."

Zhou Xiaomiao looked around carefully, and finally pointed to the objects on the sofa: "I like this one!"

"En?" Xiang Yuanhe looked down, and saw a doll no bigger than a palm on his sofa. Zhou Xiaomiao didn't get in, and the doll immediately came to life. It got up from the sofa with small arms and legs, and pulled Wearing the shit-shoveling officer's clothes, she climbed up sexily, and finally sat on his shoulders, and said in a childish voice, "This one can move!"