This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

The alarm clock on the bedside rang again and again, and the originally soft and pleasant music seemed extremely noisy at this moment. Zhou Xiaomiao struggled to close it, and opened her eyes slowly after a while.

The man sleeping next to him closed his eyes tightly, his long and curled eyelashes moved a little restlessly because of the noise just now, his handsome fair face was flushed after a deep sleep, whether it was the delicate collarbone or the smooth and firm There are dense hickey marks on their chests.

Last night's shit-shoveling officer was as beastly as ever...

Zhou Xiaomiao thought about closing her eyes and preparing to squint for a while, um... eh?

Three seconds later, Zhou Xiaomiao sat up and stared dumbfounded at the man lying on the bed. All drowsiness was frightened away, it was obviously him!This is him then who is he?

Zhou Xiaomiao kicked off the quilt and kicked her shoes and ran into the bathroom. Standing in front of the mirror, she saw the handsome face she used to see every day at a glance, and there were teeth marks from her own teeth biting on her chest last night!

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

He felt a little confused, what kind of situation is this?How come you swapped bodies with the shit shovel officer so well?A new mission or system mischief?Or the unknown energy in his body?

Zhou Xiaomiao rubbed her head, but before she could think of anything, the person who was awakened by him had already chased after him, hugged him from behind, and said softly, "Why..."

Before he finished speaking, he looked at the person in the mirror for a moment, Keith raised his eyebrows slightly, and then laughed out loud after a while.

"What are you laughing at? Do you know what's going on!" Now Zhou Xiaomiao is taller than the shit-shoveling officer, grabbing his collar and looking at him aggressively, looking at the aggressive man through the mirror For herself, Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but cocked her tail proudly.

Keith coughed a few times to suppress his smile, and said softly: "I can swear that it has absolutely nothing to do with me. This is the first time I have faced myself so crazy... a little novel."

Keith pointed to the hickey on his chest, and touched it by the way.

Zhou Xiaomiao frowned instantly: "You are not allowed to do such a thing!!!"

"Okay, okay, don't do it, don't do it." Keith comforted the person who was taller than him, and coaxed him to wash and change clothes first.

Today is Friday, and there is still the last day before I can rest. Originally, this week, Xiaomiao was going to the company to deal with business, but unexpectedly, something like a body swap happened, and she was in a dilemma.

No matter how you look at it, it is not suitable to go out...

Over there, Keith had already put on his suit, and said softly, "I'll take care of it for you for a day, don't worry, I can do it well, and you just stay at home and wait for me to come back, you know?"

Zhou Xiaomiao was a little upset and aggrieved: "Obviously it's my company... I want to go too... I don't want to stay at home alone QAQ"

The person who was about to leave turned back: "Let's go, little ancestor, I will take you with me."

Zhou Xiaomiao was happy at this moment. She chose a fairly formal dress from the shit-shoveling officer's clothes and changed into it. She followed the shit-shoveling officer to the company without a care. It's better to be alone.

Mr. Special Assistant was surprised to find that Mr. Keith, who used to be cold-eyed and cold-faced to him, waved to him in a good mood and greeted him. When he reported things to the president, Mr. Keith would also listen carefully, instead of Making trouble from the sidelines is always trying to attract the president's attention.

On the contrary, the gentle-tempered CEO has a cold face all day long, and he is unambiguously aggressive. One look can freeze people, it's like two people have changed their personalities, everything is reversed.

Everyone in the company knew that the president was in a bad mood today, so he had to cheer up and work hard to do better, so as not to be scolded bloody.But there are also those who have not given up on climbing the bed until now, and deliberately come up with strange tricks while reporting work.

Keith blocked the approaching woman with a folder, and said coldly, "Stay away from my body!"

The woman was stunned for a moment, and only smiled and said, "I just want Mr. Jiang to sign the contract, Mr. Jiang, please don't misunderstand."

"There's no misunderstanding." Keith pushed people away with a folder: "The smell of your perfume is killing my sense of smell, and I'm a clean freak. You'd better not get too close to me, disgusting!"

The woman's face was red and white: "Mr. Jiang, you are too hurtful, I am just..."

"If you think you can't do it, get out." Keith threw the folder on the ground: "Otherwise, give me an honest job and work hard, and I will make myself too ugly!"

Keith is merciless, as long as he thinks that someone dared to seduce Jia Yao when he was away, he can't wait to tear these people apart, so that they can't work well, and always think of something useless!

When Zhou Xiaomiao came back from the toilet, the weather was already calm, only Keith was handling the work in low pressure in the office, he sat on the sofa like a ghost for a long time without returning to his senses.

Keith couldn't sit still and leaned over: "Go to the toilet?"

Zhou Xiaomiao was confused: "Yes."

Seeing her lover's mood improved, Keith held him in his arms and said softly, "How does it feel?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." He glanced at the shit-shoveling officer who had malicious intentions, swallowed silently and almost blurted out, "I don't feel anything."

"Tsk, don't tell the truth!" Keith rubbed his head amusedly: "What do you think we should do at night?"

Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up: "Of course I'm on top!"

"No!" Keith rebuffed.

Zhou Xiaomiao gritted her teeth: "Then you can't attack yourself."

Keith also hesitated for a while: "I'll teach you how to swim tonight!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Heh...heh, I'm a mermaid now, and if you teach me, I'm sure I will!"

Keith smiled: "Then just show it to me."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

No matter how much he resisted, after dinner after get off work, Zhou Xiaomiao was carried to the swimming pool by the excrement shovel officer in swimming trunks.

Zhou Xiaomiao struggled: "I don't want to go into the water!"

Keith couldn't stop laughing: "You mermaid, why are you still afraid of water, hahahahahaha"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "I don't care, I don't care, I don't want to go into the water, water, water, water!!!"

Keith laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and almost plunged into the water with Zhou Xiaomiao. It was really the first time he saw a fish afraid of water, hahahahaha.

After laughing for a long time, Keith took the man into the swimming pool, groped around his waist but didn't know where to press it, Zhou Xiaomiao's slender legs immediately turned into fish tails, and crackled as he struggled. It hit the water and drenched the two of them from head to toe.

Zhou Xiaomiao moved the tail of the fish: "Huh?"

"Now you have to remember that you are a fish, come and try to swim around yourself, just swing the fish's tail up and down." Keith pushed the man into the water, these days he has been teaching him to swim , Zhou Xiaomiao has almost learned, but he is still afraid of water, and he likes to catch him to feel safe. Now Keith is trying to let him come alone.

Zhou Xiaomiao was floating on the water, his eyes were wide open and he didn't dare to move, he could feel the fish tail swaying slowly to support him floating on the water... um... it's the fish tail...

Zhou Xiaomiao reached out and touched it. The fish scales felt like cool jade, a little slippery but also very hard. The fish scales were tightly arranged together, and the color was the same, but the size spread with the tail of the fish. Not the same.

Zhou Xiaomiao rubbed it over and over again with a strange expression, all she could think about was killing the fish, removing the scales, steaming it in a pot, adding chopped green onion and ginger, and finally sprinkled the prepared sauce on top of the fish... or taking a portion of the fish tail and boiling it in water , no need to put any condiments, boil it into a snow-white and snow-white soup...

Keith swam up to him and said helplessly, "Are you scared by the fish tail or are you afraid to move in the water?"

Zhou Xiaomiao laughed dryly: "...just a little hungry."

Keith: "..." Even though the fish tail is not on her body, why is there still a feeling of cold legs!

Facts have proved that Zhou Xiaomiao was so greedy that he even gnawed on himself!

After the excrement shovel officer gave himself the method of how to turn into a fish tail, Zhou Xiaomiao pretended to exercise and soaked himself in the bathtub to turn into a fish tail. He looked closely at it with great interest, and couldn't help it. Some sighed: "Wow, this fish tail is really beautiful..."

He never thought that he would turn into a fish one day, it is simply ridiculous... A cat turned into a fish... Zhou Xiaomiao frowned in confusion, and stroked the tail of the fish. You are not allowed to touch it yourself, and you only get one or two strokes in exchange for being coquettish. According to the shit shovel officer, as long as he thinks of his lover touching his leg with salivation, he wants to do something!

Speaking of which, this is the first time Zhou Xiaomiao has touched it carefully at close range. Well, it is moderately soft and hard and feels very good. If the fish inside is cooked for a longer time, it will be soft and delicious. If it is cooked less Maybe the Q bombs are chewy...

Zhou Xiaomiao stared at the tail of the fish and began to salivate. It should be delicious. If you can’t eat it, you can just lick it yourself... Just one bite, and he will lick it... Well, just one bite!

After convincing himself in his heart, Zhou Xiaomiao raised the tail of the fish and hugged it, and sniffed it with his small nose. He could smell the clear and shallow sea water smell when he got close. His eyes became hotter, and he opened his mouth and bit the tail of the fish. Licking, biting, and biting, Zhou Xiaomiao, who was eating such a big fish tail for the first time, was a little excited and couldn't find the north. Gradually, she forgot that it was about her own tail, and was no longer satisfied with simple licking and biting. hard!

"what--"

There was a scream in the bathroom, Keith was startled, and ran in immediately, and saw Zhou Xiaomiao hugging her tail, her big eyes were full of tears, and there was an obvious tooth on the glistening purple fish tail. Seal, deforming the hard fish scale by biting it, which is enough to witness how hard the person who bites is.

Keith: "..."

Seeing the excrement shoveler come in, Zhou Xiaomiao choked and said, "Leg, leg hurts QAQ"

Keith was powerless to complain: "...you put away the fish tail first, and I'll stew the fish for you!"

"Oh QAQ"

Because he changed his body for some unknown reason, he couldn’t change it back for the time being. Originally, Keith was still worrying about intercourse, but later he found that he really didn’t think too much, because his lover became greedy... really greedy!

He doesn't have time to think about intercourse right now, he needs to find his lover who is hiding in the corner and gnawing his tail every day, and turn his fish tail into a leg, so as not to gnaw on him again, lose his mind and hurt himself.

The tooth marks last time took four and a half days to heal completely, so when he saw the other party gnawing his fish tail, he was a little frightened, lest the other party forget his own tail again, and it would come up with a bloody tooth mark, and then Looking back at him helplessly.

Today, I found a mermaid who gnawed on me from the corner as usual. Keith carried him to the swimming pool, took him three laps, and held his breath underwater for a long time. Eat your own fish tail?"

Now, as soon as Keith finds his lover biting his tail, he takes him to swim as a punishment, which leads to Zhou Xiaomiao's technical content getting higher and higher. Basically, he almost forgets that he is afraid of water, and his mind is full of' Wow, the tail of the fish is also beautiful when it moves~ I don’t know what color it will be after frying’ a strange thought.

Keith was angry and funny, checked the tail of the fish for no tooth marks today, and then let go, let Zhou Xiaomiao swim around in the water by himself, and then tapped him on the back, the tail of the fish suddenly turned into a struggling Two slender legs: "Wow, what are you doing?"

"I just think you still have to respond to this form of swimming together." Keith followed him to escort: "I have a hunch, we will switch back soon!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "QAQ"

Because what the shit shoveler said made Zhou Xiaomiao more nervous about her fish tail. Sometimes she had to sleep with her arms in her arms in a strange posture, pushing the shit shoveler far away. hug him.

Having nothing to do, Zhou Xiaomiao ran to the mirror and turned into a fishtail. Once the fishtail was transformed, the hair, eyes and ears would change back to the mermaid shape. The face will not get tired after a long time, but if you look at it, you will be attracted by the tail of the fish again, and then you can't help but want to take a bite.

At this time, the excrement shoveler will appear in an instant, turn the person back into his legs and carry him away, and go to the kitchen to find fish for him... After all, I left four teeth marks on the tail of the fish a day, so I am afraid I am hungry and crazy!

The good times didn't last long, and after the third day that the shit shovel officer said, the two finally got back together again.

Zhou Xiaomiao, who lost the great treasure in an instant: "..."

Endurance is still finally able to punish the shit-shoveling officer of his lover: "!!!"

Life is still very good and continues to live, at least, Zhou Xiaomiao still has fish to eat...