HP's Chinese Parents

"...For the sake of your misery now, I decided to forgive you."

"You!? Cough cough... I..." Nick was so angry that he choked on his own saliva, and almost died on the spot.

After his cough stopped, Allen handed him a handkerchief, and Nick realized that he had just coughed up tears.

"You don't have to be so excited," Allen, who had seen all his embarrassment in his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth happily. He touched his chin and thought it would be good, lest Nick run away suddenly like last time.So he said generously: "As long as you don't always get angry with me inexplicably like John, I'm still willing to tolerate your petty temper."

"Me? Little temper? I...Should I say thank you?" Nick's lips were trembling, and the corners of his eyes were red. He wanted to beat the bed, himself, and Alan who was standing beside the bed talking nonsense!

After waiting for a long time and finally waiting for this sentence, Allen happily replied: "You are welcome."

Conscious that the matter had been satisfactorily resolved, he and Nick greeted each other casually and turned to open the door to leave.

"You...you wait!" Nick couldn't believe that this matter couldn't be explained today, "You close the door!"

Allen looked at Nick inexplicably, then did as he did, and walked back to look at him in surprise.

Nick struggled to prop up his body with his hands to sit up: "You just said that you spent half a month thinking about whether to forgive me?"

"Emmm..." Allen corrected after recalling carefully: "Actually, I spend most of my time writing my graduation thesis."

"Okay, okay, let's ignore your thesis for now, okay?" Nick took a deep breath, told himself to be calm and calm, and then asked in as calm a tone as possible: "So you actually know that I got angry that night, right? Then you ! During this half month! Have you taken a few seconds to think about why I got angry?"

"Is it..." Allen frowned and thought about it, and then said firmly: "Because I said you are not very smart."

Nick felt that another arrow had been shot in his heart, and he denied it through gritted teeth: "No!"

Alan looked at his ferocious expression and was very suspicious of his statement. After slandering Nick's duplicity in his heart, he pondered for a moment and got another option: "Because I told your little secret and guessed that you came from another space-time universe .”

"No!" Nick's patience ran out, and he knew he couldn't count on this bastard with a negative EQ.

He directly announced the answer: "I am angry because when I thought we were friends, you observed me like a paramecium through a microscope!"

"What?" Allen was confused: "We are indeed friends."

"Well," Nick scratched his hair in anger, he took a deep breath again, and gave Alan an example: "If someone observes your every move all the time, and tries their best to show that you are different from others Picking out everything, and then self-righteously arranging strange reasons for your actions, wouldn't you be angry?"

"Why are you angry?" Alan said frankly: "Many people do this. When I was struggling to pick up seaweed from the beach and try to extract iodine, they all chased me and asked, 'Alan, what do you want to use? Do seaweed feed rabbits?' When I accidentally spilled ink because I invented a self-absorbing pen, they laughed and asked me to show how to smear ink on my collar again. When I was walking on the road wearing a gas mask Every day, people often run into a telephone pole because they look back at me...every day the bees fly, every day the birds sing, every day people observe me, every day people use their poor imagination to program me, even John Do it all, but what's there to be angry about?"

Nick was speechless for a moment.At this moment, he forgot to be angry. While he felt distressed about what happened to Allen, he also struggled to feel that his distress was unnecessary, because Allen himself felt that these were things that existed objectively like Qiuyue Chunfeng and were not worth mentioning.

"But these are not important," Allen suddenly smiled slyly, opened the door and ran away quickly: "You didn't deny it when I said I guessed your secret just now hahahahaha."

Nick was so angry that he forgot about his feet, and was about to get out of bed to chase him, but fell on the carpet because of the severe pain caused by the second injury on his ankle.

"F**k!" He screamed in pain, trying to get up, when his hand suddenly touched a smooth strip.

"Little Jin?"

The golden python of the same color as the long-haired carpet was already over six meters long. Nick sat on the ground, picked up the snake body he had just touched, and searched for the snake's head along the strip for half a minute.

Xiao Jin: ...

It was strangled by Nick (?), innocently opened its ruby-like eyes, and spat out a letter.

Nick recalled the conversation he had with Allen just now, and narrowed his eyes at the informant who seemed to want to climb the bed.

The author has something to say: Regarding Allen's emotional intelligence, here is a little bit about how he was caught by the police in history.

At that time, he met a guy who made his heart beat (?) in a bar or somewhere.

He politely asked the other party if he would sleep with him.

The other party agreed.

He said he was willing to pay the other party some money for this.

The other party felt insulted and refused angrily.

He didn't give money.

Then the other party regretted it and went to his house to steal things.

In a fit of anger, he called the police, and the police told him everything before asking him.

PS: Xiao Jin: I was terrified at the time!

PPS: Flying to Nanjing tomorrow, the update time may be unstable while running away from home~

PPPS: I found the turtle. I don’t know where it is hiding but it crawled out by itself~~~

感谢在2020-05-2912:07:39~2020-05-3012:32:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: the children of Longlong's family, A Ye 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!