HP's Chinese Parents

Nick and Allen sat side by side on the roof and read books all morning.

After lunch, the summer sun began to shine. The steam from bottom to top and the dazzling light from top to bottom forced them to fight in the woods.

Allen picked his favorite old apple tree without thinking, and Nick, who became lazy after lunch, followed him step by step and sat down against the tree trunk.He spread the book on his straightened legs and stretched himself: "Well, it's much cooler."

Allen, who entered the reading state with the bear next to him for a second, snorted perfunctorily.Nick smiled and turned his head to look at him. The scorching sun passed through the gaps between the layers of branches and leaves and formed round spots of light through the small holes and sprinkled on him.Just as the cool wind hit, there was a rustling sound, and an unripe apple the size of a walnut fell at their feet.

Nick suddenly wondered: "Tell me, did Newton sit under this tree more than 300 years ago and was hit by an apple?"

"Isaac Newton?" Allen didn't understand his stalk at all, and he asked suspiciously: "It is true that he also graduated from Cambridge, but how do you know he was hit by an apple?"

Then he couldn't bear the math error in Nick's words: "And how can there be so many 300 years? Newton is a student of 1661, and it is only 273 years from now at most."

Nick habitually ignored his penny-pinching comparison of numbers, and snorted, "Didn't he discover gravity because he was hit by an apple?"

Allen was surprised: "Where did you hear that? Newton summed up the universal gravitation from Kepler's laws of planetary motion based on Galileo's observations and research on celestial bodies."

"Ah, that's right." Nick smiled dryly, and then scolded himself for being stupid for being fooled by children's popular science books for so many years.

Allen glanced at him thoughtfully, then continued to read his book.

But Nick felt uneasy when he saw him. At the beginning, as long as he got close to Alan, he was so excited that he didn't notice anything. Later, after being together for a long time, he found that Alan often showed this kind of eyes that made him feel creepy—like It was Fleming's eyes when he found a strange colony in a contaminated petri dish!

Could it be that this is the unique look in the eyes of the legendary genius—with its own "stupid mortal" BGM?

While Nick was thinking wildly here, the book in Allen's hand had already turned to the last page.He looked irritably and covetously at the book in Nick's hand and only read less than one-tenth of it. It was the book he had prepared for himself!He originally planned to read one in the morning and one in the afternoon, but this guy suddenly appeared, and he thought, well, let's read one by one before exchanging, but what did this guy do?It's fine if he reads slowly, he's still holding the book in a daze!It's unforgivable.

So when Nick came back to his senses, he found that at some point, Alan, who should have read the book seriously, suddenly became angry.

Nick:? ? ?Can you still get angry while reading a book?

He looked at the book thrown aside by Allen and hesitated, "Is this not a good book?"

Alan smirked and said, "Not good? How come? I think it's very well written!" Then he quickly glanced at Nick's book that hadn't turned a page in half an hour, and hinted frantically to him: "Sure. It's more interesting than the one in your hand."

Is this showing off?Nick looked back at him blankly, and just when Allen was about to get impatient, he asked tentatively: "Oh...is this... so interesting? Uh, if you don't mind, why don't you let me see it? ?”

"Oh, of course I don't mind!" Allen quickly snatched the book from Nick's lap, and threw the book he had finished reading to him without hesitation.

When it was time for dinner, Allen wanted to continue going to the fast food restaurant at noon to buy sandwiches to deal with it.Nick suggested: "Isn't it monotonous to eat sandwiches all the time? Otherwise, I'll go to your house and make you dinner." Speaking of which, he hasn't been to Alan's house near Cambridge yet!

Allen's eyes faltered: "Well."

Nick secretly wanted to open up a new map: "After dinner, I can still make you the dessert made with sugar last time. I will make you a whole box. You can use it as a snack to replenish energy when you read."

Oh, you can have this, Allen reluctantly said: "Okay."

The two drove to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Nick took a box of beef brisket and suddenly thought of a question: "Do you have a pot at home?"

Allen thought of the pot where he had cooked all kinds of strange things besides food at home, and touched his nose: "You should buy a new set."

"Understood." Nick made up some strange images in his brain, and then thought of the knife: "Knife...forget it, let's buy a new set of knives."

After arriving at Allen's house, Nick finally knew why Allen never invited others to the house after entering the door.He dug a clean patch of ground from the debris with his feet before he could put down the crumbling pots and pans to catch his breath.And Allen, who was the first to enter the door, 'trudged' all the way to a 'mountain of debris' and pulled out a sofa.

Even his sweetheart's house couldn't stop Nick from complaining: "This house..."

Allen turned his head and fired a death ray at him, which meant that if you dare to nag like John, you will get out of me mellowly.

Nick's desire to survive went online again to send an alarm to him, but he still stubbornly vomited: "The entropy value of this room is quite high hahahahahaha."

Allen looked away from him indifferently, Nix breathed a sigh of relief, there seemed to be a beep in his mind, and the alarm was lifted.Allen went to the kitchen to make room for him to cook. He sat on the sofa, stared at the suspicious liquid in the cup for an unknown amount of time, and muttered softly, "Oh, I feel sorry for John..."

After dinner, Nick ignored the look of "why don't you leave" from someone sitting on the sofa eating candy, and tidied up the house without complaint.Pile up the dirty clothes with countless footprints on the ground and send them to be washed tomorrow.Everywhere I don’t know if there is any useful straw paper, put away one by one, stack them together and take pictures neatly...

Nick wiped his sweat and thought: Well, my fantasy of a happy life in the future has been enriched.

Then he found a familiar hand-drawn map.

"Alan?" Nick asked in surprise: "If I remember correctly, this... This seems to be a world map for coloring Tom. Why is it here?"

Allen snapped off [-] million pieces of sugar, and replied lightly, "I drew this myself."

"But..." Nick touched the pattern of killer whales near Iceland, which he and Tom added after returning from their first trip at Tom's strong request, "It's exactly the same as the one at my house."

Allen waved his hand: "Because it is based on the picture in your house."

"But..." Nick recalled carefully: "Didn't you only see it once?"

Allen corrected him: "I observed it seriously once."

"Okay." Nick hesitantly convinced himself that he should trust the memory of a genius.

"But……"

"what happened again?"

"But why do you want to copy a world map for children to color in?" Nick opened the map and saw several blank countries: "And even the coloring position is exactly the same as the uncoloring position."

"Because—" Allen prolonged his voice on purpose, he licked off the sugar residue on the corner of his lips, and was satisfied to see Nick blushing and looking away from his face.

"Because I'm curious why someone who grew up in England would draw a map of the world with the prime meridian shifted by 170°."

The author has something to say: Nick's warning for dropping his horse... Speaking of which, I have buried the foreshadowing of the map for a long time and you have never found out hahahaha, in the next chapter, Nick should know that mortals have no secrets in the eyes of geniuses.

感谢在2020-05-1811:31:59~2020-05-2010:45:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Shanyoumuxi, elva1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of loveflish; 1 bottle of burning wild;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!