HP's Chinese Parents

"Are you serious? I don't think it's a good idea to play the piano in the middle of the night if you don't really want to wake up everyone in the house and the neighbors," Nick said cautiously as he walked slowly downstairs.His attitude towards all arts is to entertain himself and cultivate his sentiments. In other words, he only plays when he has nothing to do and is in a good mood. Since he came to London, he has probably touched the piano less often than Tom, so now he doesn't think about it at all. Looking for abuse in front of the big devil.

He poured two cups of milk, drank half of it in one gulp, and handed another cup to someone who was frowning and disdainful, and laughed at himself: "Or you just want to laugh at the noise I made, just like you have done countless times before." As before, honestly, you don't really need to repeat those words again, unless you come up with a new metaphor, the kind that can refresh the list of Riddell's mean quotes."

"Damn the list of mean quotes, you always like to do such inexplicable things." Tom frowned, and then put the milk aside in disgust, "Did you raise your child so crazy? Don't use this to fool the brat You're fooling me! And, Nick, don't think you're so good at changing the subject, you owe me an explanation from last night to tonight."

Nick sighed: "As you can see, I just picked up the son you didn't want to raise."

Tom stared at him firmly: "Very well, are you not going to explain the rest? About the broken glass and chandelier last night, about those snakes and mice, about that oriental woman! This damn house Is it normal from people to things? You were worried that the sound of the piano would disturb your neighbors just now. I don’t think you need to worry at all. If your neighbors can tolerate you for so long, then the mere sound of the piano is not a problem at all, oh , if you really have neighbors."

Nick was silent. All these things made sense. Yesterday’s magic riot was an accident. The snake was to give the child he locked up at home a playmate. The mouse was the snake’s feed. Well, Su Yan is indeed the kind of woman he admires, she is independent and outstanding, the important thing is that she always knows what she wants to do.Helping Su Yan and offering her a job was just a matter of Nick's convenience.But in the eyes of Tom and any normal British person, what he did in this year is indeed deviant enough, strange people, strange pets, strange things... Tom's last sentence made him dumbfounded, yes, he He had no neighbors. At that time, he didn't know how frequent the magic riots of the little wizard were, so he not only bought the house he lived in but also rented 6 nearby houses one after another before adopting Tom. He planned to see the situation first. If the time goes back three years, he would never pay the rent of 6 houses in London, and he would not be sure to persuade the previous tenants to leave, but the Great Depression made all this easy, which is one of the reasons why he was eager to jump a grade one.

Nick smiled wryly: "I thought you guys had a good time getting along today. Well, considering your son is a wizard, sometimes there are a little accidents at home, but I promise I only saw this one time this year. To be honest, I also only paid a year's rent for a nearby house, and there are actually a few houses that are due and they don't have tenants right now because of the bad economy. And Miss Su, don't you think she does Is Chinese food worth trying? Oh, be lenient Tom, 100 years ago we thought potatoes were a food for the lower class to represent darkness and bring disease, but now fish and chips are every British favorite Love it."

Tom thought of the chicken feet that were fished out of the soup for dinner, and his expression twisted: "Nick, do you call that... food? Well, I don't know who is more abnormal, you or that brat now! I To sum it up, you kept a kid who was not normal in the first place without telling everyone in your family. Not only did you not correct his behavior, teach him etiquette, but also cultivated your own strange hobbies for him, allowing him to become even weirder. And sacrifice your own normal social life for it. You should be glad you're still in the UK, if you were in Germany I guarantee you'd be castrated by now for being reported as mentally insane."

Nick was scolded head-on and face-to-face for half an hour, and he was distracted most of the time. He felt that food should not be mentioned just now. The UK is different from China, a country where food is the most important thing. In the UK, people are ashamed of their appetites. Passion for food is a manifestation of poor self-control. It’s okay to talk about it in private. The degree of embarrassment caused by talking about food in public is almost the same as farting in public.As for children's education, Nick thought there was nothing wrong with what he did. He gave Tom a small house with a garden, playmates and pets who could communicate, various toys and books, and taught him to experience art and music. Let him enjoy the physical and mental pleasure of coming, and take him to appreciate the magical geological wonders of nature.If this cannot make a child love life and cherish life, then rigid etiquette and dogma are even less likely to have any positive effect.

The logic of both sides is self-contained and impeccable, so Nick accepts his fate. Anyway, it is impossible to change it. Since he can't convince the other party, he can only lie down and scold him.He also felt flattered that he had made a great contribution to the family harmony of the Riddle family. In just one day, his brother had already started to care about the education of Voldemort's classmates.

In fact, Nick sometimes felt that the tragedy of the Riddle family in the original book was entirely due to the fact that the two parties met at the worst time. One was his unlucky brother who was worried that the evil witch would take him away and had a nightmare for 17 years. One is an adolescent rebellious nephew who was cursed at the head and face when he finally found his biological father after experiencing the coldness and warmth of human life in the orphanage.His elder brother's mouth, his own younger brother is a bit cowardly. It's not surprising that the 17-year-old middle school boy in the original book did something impulsively. In fact, if they could calm down and talk, the ending of the group destruction would not be complete. can not avoid.

Finally, Nick, who was distracted and walked to the sky, heard his brother sneer, and immediately lowered his head to look serious.

Tom looked mockingly at his bumbling brother, and felt that his efforts were all in vain.He put away the distressed expression on his face, and said slowly: "It seems that I can't control you anymore, but I can tell my mother the good news. She no longer has to worry about his youngest son's marriage, because someone is adopting him." By that time, I had already got my son out."

Then he looked up with a smile and suddenly raised his head with 'WTF!You are so old and still looking for parents! 's younger brother, without giving him a chance to protest, continued to ask: "Since you don't like this topic, how about we change it and talk about the pharmaceutical factory you went to today?"

The author has something to say: This article... seems to have a different relationship... Alas, why did I come up with such a pseudonym...

Regarding castration, Germany was such a fantasy back then. Before persecuting the Jews, the German government, with the strong support of the people, enforced sterilization on hundreds of thousands of patients with genetic diseases, disabled people and alcoholics in their own country. Those who didn't look very smart were also eunuched, and then they continued to build gas chambers without letting go of their anger.What's even more unreal is that when other European countries learned about this, they followed suit one after another...Compared to our side, I think it's really, oh...

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