The prince is crazy

"Shanzhu, Shanzhu, Master Uncle Yuanwei is sick..."

"What?" Ignoring the woman's address, I rubbed my pantothenic eyelids, and found the focal length in confusion, "What do you think is wrong with Dr. Xu?"

"Uh... Doctor Xu..." The woman who was looking for me obviously didn't expect me to ask such a question, and immediately stayed where she was.

"Duo'er begs the mountain lord to go to the medicine building to rescue my uncle!" The woman who came with her immediately knelt down beside my bed when she saw that she could not be counted on.

bed?I tremblingly touched the quilt covering me.It is the best silk from heaven!Am I reincarnated again?I grinned stupidly for a moment before I remembered that there was someone kneeling beside me.

"Get up and answer." I sat up, and the woman kneeling on the ground immediately lowered her head to help me put on my shoes.

Hey, why is the size of this shoe a little big?I looked at the soles of the woman's hands and subconsciously touched my head.Uh, why is the head getting smaller?

Trembling, I said to the woman who was standing beside me, "Go get me a mirror!"

"Ah...yes..." Looking at the woman walking out in a panic with flushed cheeks, the corners of my mouth twitched.Could it be that he had a good appearance this time?

"Shanzhu..." The woman who helped me put on my shoes stood up, and immediately leaned over to help me tie my belt.Through her hand, I realized that I have eight-pack abs?

What the hell?

I shook the woman's hand: "Master is a woman! A woman!"

"Yes yes yes! The Lord of the Mountain is a woman!" The woman seemed to have gotten used to the deity's convulsions from time to time. Seeing that I was not in the right state, she took out a pair of embroidered shoes from the closet on one side and handed them to me, whispering, "The Lord of the Mountain is himself Girl, look, you keep the embroidered shoes that Master Yuanwei made for you, and the bellyband you made for Master Yuanwei is also hidden in the cabinet..."

"Uh..." Turning over the embroidered shoes with extremely dense stitches, I belatedly realized my current identity.What about dressing up as a woman, and whether you want to go out and see.It's all tricks!Damn pineapple, let me fuck him!

"I... oh, no... what happened to the man who followed Imperial Doctor Xu... no... what happened to the man who went up the mountain with Wei'er?" I tried my best to imitate Fengli's tone of voice.

"Back to the mountain master, since you let Duo'er withdraw the guards from Lingyuan last night, no one has been watching the crazy prince of Chu." The woman who called herself "Duo'er" glanced at me carefully, for fear that I would to blame.

"And before that?" I compared Pineapple's feet with the embroidered shoes sewn by Imperial Physician Xu.

"Before...the crazy prince of Chu State was just as you expected, he only knew how to eat and sleep. Occasionally he talked crazy, he didn't recognize the mechanism, and he didn't know the formation..." Duo'er's voice was a little lower , "Lord of the mountain, Duo'er has a word that I don't know whether to say or not..."

"What?" I stroked Pineapple's waist-length hair.When he sent his body back last night, it seemed that the bandages were removed?

"If you treat the crazy prince of Chu like this, if Uncle Yuanwei finds out, she will definitely have a estrangement from you, the mountain master." Duo'er secretly winked at me, then bowed her head and knelt down at my feet Side, "Duo'er sincerely knows that she has the appearance of a thin willow, and she can't compare with Uncle Yuanwei, but if the mountain master's male identity is not revealed, it must be rare for Uncle Yuanwei to love..."

"So?" I felt my right eyelid twitching.

Fengli, your maid has bad intentions... do you know that?

"So, Duo'er would like to recommend a pillow mat..." Duo'er glanced at me shyly, lowered her head and reached out to take off my shoes.

I hugged my feet anxiously and shrank back into the couch: "What are you going to do?"

"Naturally..." Duo'er stretched out her hand to untie my belt, but was knocked aside by the woman who came back from looking for the bronze mirror, "Damn it, how dare you defile the mountain master's spirit body!"

"Uh, the spirit body?" Looking at the angry woman without blinking, I moved slightly towards the side of the couch.Pineapple's body seems to have a secret?I couldn't help but think of the floating orange that was peeled.

"The mountain lord's nurturing a man's body is a penance, how can this girl break her morality!" The woman who beat Fei Duo'er helped me get up, and put on my outer robe, "The mountain lord's heart is really getting stronger and stronger. It's getting harder."

"What?" My heart trembled, knowing that Fengli made herself into a man and woman, it was enough for me to drink a pot.Where am I so hard-hearted?

"Yaoer has been with the mountain master for ten years. When the mountain master was not yet the mountain master, the mountain master asked Yaoer to see whether Master Yuanwei's cultivation was diligent every day. Not to mention, the mountain master won After becoming the mountain lord..." The woman who combed my hair paused with her fingers.

"What do you want to say?" Is the relationship between Hua Shixiu Pineapple and Imperial Doctor Xu good?My heart is a little stuffy.

"Yao'er is just curious why the Lord of the Mountain doesn't care about Uncle Yuanwei today. You must know that Uncle Yuanwei broke into the building for the prince of Chu this time, and you were unwilling at first. Until..." Yaoer looked at it carefully I glance.

"Until I was poked dozens of times by Wei'er?" I was playing with the jade hairpin on the pineapple table, there seemed to be the same one on the head of Imperial Doctor Xu?

"What is the owner of the mountain talking about? Uncle Yuanwei's swordsmanship is proficient, but you, the owner of the mountain, are not so bad that you will be hit by her dozens of times. You have already caused dissatisfaction among the elders in the mountain ...Yao'er knows that you are unwilling to guard the building, and confronts Master Uncle Yuanwei...but you have to remember that the people in the building are responsible for guarding the building, and you and Uncle Yuanwei's uncles... , you became the owner of the mountain, so Uncle Yuanwei should go to guard the tower, but five years ago, she recited the mountain gate for the prince of the Chu Kingdom in Lingyuan. If it weren't for your generosity today...they would have died Under the second prince's chasing sword..." Yao'er said while inserting the jade hairpin in my hand into the pineapple's head.

Uh, now it's on my head too.

"Then what you said just now is that Wei'er is sick?" I reached out and touched the jade hairpin on top of my head, it seems that the carving is quite good?

"Hey... I want Yao'er to say something about the mountain master... Uncle Yuanwei has always had heart palpitations, avoiding hard work, avoiding great joy and great sorrow... But in the past half a month, she has been eager to win, and she has already picked the seventeenth floor of the ghost building... "Yao'er frowned.

"So is she in danger now?" Hearing that Dr. Xu had heart palpitations and was afraid to work hard, I instinctively grabbed Yao'er's collar, "Hurry up and take this mountain master to find her!"

"Uh... yes yes yes..." Yao'er's eyes flashed with confusion, but she didn't stop, she was about to fly.

"Wait! You are carrying the mountain master behind your back!" I grabbed Yao'er's sleeve.

"Uh?"

Seeing Yao'er frowned, I knew I had said something wrong.Who is Pineapple?It is a monster who can cultivate a male body!Still the Lord of Yuling Mountain!How could she want someone to carry her to that Laoshizi ghost building!Hey, hey, don't worry about it, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!

"My old wound has not healed..." I frantically found an excuse to hide the fact that I am not a pineapple.

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Fix the typo ╯﹏╰, this article is so broken... Update at zero