The prince is crazy

Brother He's aesthetics are not flattering.When I watched it carefully pack away the shiny pile of things, my heart was broken.It turns out that beasts are beasts after all, and even if their IQ catches up with humans, they will never be able to truly associate with humans.

"You have to wait here obediently for me to come back!" Thinking back to Brother He's fierce eyes, I felt an indescribable joy.Xu, this is what the world calls fate.Although Brother He's image in my heart has been completely ruined, this does not prevent me from trusting him!

Brother He and I are really destined. Leaning against the entrance of the cave in the cold air, counting the polygons of the spider webs, it was the first time I felt what comfort is.To be comfortable is to throw the burden on others first and let yourself take a break for a while.

Doctor Xu, how are you now?

I stretched Pineapple's arm, looked at Pineapple's wide sleeves embroidered with dark patterns, and let out a long sigh.Pineapple is a beauty, I always knew it.I knew it from the first time I saw her.But I never called her a beauty.Because she is not only a poisonous beauty, but also a poisonous beauty who covets Doctor Xu.

I have always wondered why the poisonous beauty Pineapple fell in love with Dr. Xu.

Imperial Physician Xu is not good-looking, I have always known it.From the first time I saw my beautiful princess look at Imperial Doctor Xu, I knew that women can rarely treat a woman who is very close to her and looks better than her calmly.

But why does the poisonous beauty like Dr. Xu so much?Thinking of Yao'er handing me the handicrafts of Dr. Xu's version of Fengli Collection, I feel a little pain in my heart.Is it jealousy or regret?I can't tell.

All I know is that I'm not feeling well.

But so what?My lack of memory has helped me draw a galaxy between me and Dr. Xu, allowing me to face her across the river-although I can see her figure, I can't recall her voice and smile.

"Idiot, Ben Crane is back again—" Brother He's joyful voice made my heart 'thump', 'thump'.

Every woman has a dream, that is, the person I like is a hero of the world, and one day, he will come to marry me on colorful auspicious clouds!

And I, Li Ergou, today's dream is to be a hero of the world!No matter, it's not the princess I'm going to rescue!

"Idiot, what are you doing here?" Brother He's scolding voice made me fall from the pink bubbles all over the sky.

"Brother He, are you sure you took the right thing? Shouldn't it be the shocking ax that Pangu used when he created the world? Shouldn't it be the firewood that Gou Jian lay on when he was trying his best? It shouldn't be the shocking sweat potion Sun Erniang prepared when she sold human flesh buns?" I asked. Looking at the wedding clothes in the baggage, his eyes turned into the brightest fireworks in history!

"What else do you want?" Brother He walked around me slowly with his long neck, "If you don't want to listen to Ben He, then just leave! Why bother to bully Ben He with unheard of things Little knowledge?"

"You haven't heard of Pangu, Goujian, or Sun Erniang?" I don't believe it.

"No!" Brother He raised his voice a few degrees.

"Really?" I waved my hand, "You really haven't heard of that Pangu who is said to be a dog, ah, yes... that dog has another name, it's Panhu... Tsk tsk, you really haven't heard of it Goujian who tasted excrement, hahaha..."

"Enough! You are crazy..." My eyes stayed on the second when the crane flew to my shoulder.

……

"You're awake!" It was still Brother He's voice.

I opened my eyes reluctantly, but found that my eyes hurt badly.

"Yes..." I forced myself to stand up, only to realize that I was dragged from the cave to the outside by Brother He and exposed to the sun for several hours.

"Do you have anything to explain?" I rubbed my eyes.The sun that had just set had drawn its tail down to my eyelids, so I felt a little uncomfortable when I opened them.

"No." Brother He raised his foot and plucked a feather from his wing and put it into my arms, "Be careful all the way."

"Watch out for what?" I didn't understand.

"If you are in danger, you can throw this crane feather!" Brother He pecked at my hand with his beak.

"Like this?" I threw my hand away, only to find that the hair disappeared into the air.

"Where's your hair?" I dare not look into Brother He's eyes.

"Here!" Brother He raised the feather in his hand, "You are playful by nature, don't be like this when you enter the cave, otherwise, you will be in great trouble!"

"Why?" I clenched the crane feather that Brother He handed over again.

"Teleportation is a law that defies the sky. How can anyone who defies the sky not create retribution?" I found that Brother He's voice was more indifferent than before.

"Then what will I lose?" I never do business without knowing the price.

"You have given me nothing to lose—" There was an indescribable darkness in the crane's black eyes.

"That's right!" I laughed. People who have lost their memory, what else can they lose?

"Then don't dawdle, hurry up and find your doctor Xu! Benhe heard you talking all the way, and his ears are about to callus!" Brother He impatiently dismissed me with his new baggage.

"Okay—" I was full of fighting spirit.

I fantasized that I would hold the astonishing artifact, kill all directions, and save Imperial Physician Xu.Afterwards, Doctor Xu was so moved by me that he burst into tears.

However, the truth is often cruel.

The biggest mistake I made in my life was believing Brother He.

"Brother He, are you sure I'm here to save someone?"

Holding the Xipao that Brother He found from nowhere, I twitched the corners of my mouth.

"Yes!" Brother He nodded seriously.

"It's not marriage? It's not marriage? It's not..." My eyes widened with anger.

"No." Brother He remained calm and composed, "If you hadn't come to the top of Jade Spirit Mountain, Ben He would have doubted whether you were the real Lord of Jade Spirit Mountain! You are so irritable and irritable..."

"Uh...he's just young..." I instinctively raised an eyebrow at Brother He.

"Don't forget that you are a man!" Brother He seemed disgusted by me.

"Then?" It's obviously unwise to offend Brother He at this time, I obediently embrace Xifu in my arms.

"You must have not done your homework on the ghost building!" Brother He looked at me squatting on the ground, hating iron for being weak.

"What homework do you want to do?" Master is purely trying to get the ducks on the shelves today, performing in his true colors, how could he have homework?

"Ben He asked you, do you know who is guarding the last floor of the ghost building?" Brother He was serious.

"Who." I snapped my chin decisively.Since brother He has given me the spoiler of the big boss so seriously, how can I not accept it?

"Idiot!" Brother He was defeated by me again, "The one guarding the last floor of the ghost building is what Ben He told you just now, and met Xi Ji who wanted to make a detour!"

"Attack? Oh my god! Is it a mine or a rocket or a bomb or a sneak attack? The ghost building is so advanced! My god... Brother He, how can you have the heart to send the owner of this mountain to the tiger and wolf den..." I nervously grabbed Brother He shook his neck vigorously, "Could it be that the wedding dress is the legendary golden bell cover, iron cloth shirt, or bulletproof vest... Yuling Mountain is obviously a decent place, how could such a dirty trick be used... ..."

"Let go! Idiot!"

When I saw Brother He's reddened eyes, I let go of my hand embarrassingly, "I'll adjust the atmosphere, Brother He, you have a lot of adults! Don't mind it, don't mind it..."