How the Good and the Villain Saved Each Other

Time: before the plot of Avengers 2

"Stage play? Why do we have to put in the effort to make such a thing?" Tony hugged his shoulders with a face of disapproval, "You know, I have tens of millions every minute, and I don't have time to be a third-rate actor."

"I don't think you can make money eating hamburgers, drinking coffee, and reading fan fiction," Natasha rolled her eyes. "If you want, you can save the time of sleeping with Loki and do something serious."

"Don't even think about it," the billionaire vetoed flatly. "But no one has answered my question—why do we have a stage play?"

"Because Christmas is coming, Rocky suggested that the Avengers do some public welfare activities. He thinks that the children's stage play is good, interesting and friendly, and the media exposure rate is also high." Steve explained, and looked at it lovingly. My friend, in fact, Rocky planned this event to allow Bucky to better integrate into the alliance.

"Okay." Hearing the name "Rocky", Tony reluctantly compromised, "Did he say what play he plans to perform?"

"No," Steve scratched his head, "but I think it's better to be a fairy tale familiar to children, not too bloody and violent, such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

"It's a good proposal. There are quite a few of us, and we need a fairy tale with enough characters," Sam agreed. In fact, as long as he was Captain America, he would basically agree. "Then how should the roles be allocated?"

Natasha tilted her head: "It's very simple, Cap plays the prince, Bucky plays the princess, and Rocky plays the vicious queen."

"What about me?" Heartthrob Stark couldn't help asking.

"You can play the king," Natasha replied unceremoniously, "you have been dead for many years, and you don't need to appear on the stage at all. You just need to put on costumes, take a few photos and put them in a frame, and then put them in the queen's room to make fun of them. That's it—the rest are all dwarfs."

"You want to play the dwarf too?" Bruce blinked, he couldn't believe that the proud black widow would arrange such an ugly role for himself.

Sure enough, the red-haired beauty shook her head: "I'm the director, so I don't need to show my face."

"I'm afraid I don't meet the requirements," Bucky said, raising his hand like a baby. "Snow White's skin is as white as snow, her lips are as red as blood, and her hair is as black as ebony, but mine is brown."

The female agent touched her chin.

"Then let Rocky play," she decided, "he fully fits the above characteristics."

"Reconsideration! But I have to play the prince," Tony quickly added, "I remember the kiss scene at the end, right?" A Loki in a court lady's attire slowly wakes up under his own kiss. Let his blood boil.

Natasha looked Tony up and down with the same gaze of looking at discounted goods on supermarket shelves.

"No," she categorically rejected the proposal, "You are too short, and it would be weird to be a prince and princess in the same frame. Whether you want to be a dead king or a dwarf, you can choose one or the other, it's not negotiable."

"Then who do you want to play the prince?" Tony asked quietly, covering his chest, and found that Natasha cast her eyes on Steve and Bucky, and immediately glared at them. The two innocent people backed away and quickly cuddled together , with "We love each other very much, we won't kiss other people's boyfriends" all over his face.

"Perhaps we can change to another play," Clint suggested in a compromise, which was also for his own consideration. After all, dwarves are not a decent character. "There are many suitable fairy tales, such as Daughter of the Sea, Cinderella, blabla..."

Natasha snapped her fingers handsomely, and quickly made a decision: "That's Cinderella, it's romantic enough, and there's no violence at all, you—"

She pointed to Tony: "—as Cinderella's vicious stepmother, Clint and Sam as her two bad daughters, Bruce as her cowardly father, Steve as Cinderella, Bucky as the prince, and Loki Be a fairy godmother, and do some magic in front of the children, and the audience will definitely be a sensation."

The vicious trio is quite dissatisfied with their roles - none of them want to play women, and they are bad women - but dare not speak out because of the power of the red-haired female agent, Steve doesn't care what he plays, as long as It's satisfying to be with Bucky, and the only one lucky enough to be able to retain his original gender throughout the show has no complaints.

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When they officially started rehearsing, they really knew what they were going to face.

"It's just a stage play...it's not a BBC historical documentary...there's no need to be so serious..." Tony squeezed these words through his teeth almost breathlessly. He was wearing a [-]th-century fashionable dress In the tunic among the European women, she leaned on the wall with both hands, while Natasha stood behind Tony with one leg, stepped on his back waist as a fulcrum, and pulled the straps of the waist with both hands, trying to make him small All the fat on the stomach is strangled into the internal organs.

Clint held his belly in his hands, watching the scene in awe, while Falcon fiddled with the hem of his tutu dress, muttering "doesn't anyone think my skin tone is not suitable for this role?" A class of words.

At this time, Loki walked over with his hands in his pockets. He was wearing a dark green casual suit, and his posture was like a prodigal wandering among European ladies.

"Show up some inventor's rigor, honey, and don't try to fool the audience just because the audience is young," he joked, frivolously reaching into the other's bodice, and then pretending Sighing deeply, "It's really uninteresting."

"Hey! Show some respect to the ladies, you bastard!" Tony covered his chest and stared, looking like a virgin who was raped by a pervert.

The evil god curled his lips, muttered something, and then waved to Steve, who was talking affectionately with Bucky. Before the latter could understand, he felt wrapped in a strange air current , When he came back to his senses, he found that his attire had completely changed: the loose and simple old-fashioned shirt and sweatpants disappeared, replaced by a sea-blue tutu skirt with puff sleeves, perfectly matching his slender waist and big breasts. Set it off, the small shawl well covered the two thick and aggressive arms of the male, all kinds of shiny headgear were inserted in the hair, and the long golden satin-like hair hung half exposed On the breast enhancement, there is a style in the subtlety.

"Satisfied, noble prince?" Loki smiled and bowed to Bucky.

"Very satisfied." Bucky nodded, staring straight at Steve's deep tits squeezed out by his corset.

Everyone was really amazed by the women's Captain America, but Natasha looked furious.She forcibly broke Tony's stunned face, and then quickly began to paint and paint on it with various brushes, as if she was participating in a doll beauty contest. She thought she would win the first place, but suddenly met There is a strong opponent.

She dressed up Tony at a dizzying speed like a fast-forward movie, and after shoving a fan into the hand of the poor man who hadn't recovered, she hurriedly pushed him to the ground. In front of everyone.

"How is it?" the red-haired beauty asked with her hands on her hips, in a calm and triumphant tone, while her exhibit stepped on the hem of her long skirt in a hurry, and fell backwards due to unsteady standing. Fortunately, Loki had quick eyes and hands to support him, and the two of them froze in a waltz posture for three seconds before getting up.

"Shouldn't you show some respect for the gentleman who saved himself from the embarrassment of falling in public?" Loki put his chin on Tony Luolu's shoulder and whispered with a smile.

"Thank you." Tony replied dryly, but his ears moved unconsciously because of the heat exhaled by the other party.

"It's perfunctory," Loki smacked his lips in dissatisfaction, then moved his eyes, and turned to Natasha maliciously: "Your doll's dress is very beautiful, and the makeup is exquisite enough, but it obviously lacks jewelry for embellishment—"

As he spoke, he touched his chin and smiled maliciously at Tony: "Maybe you should pierc the ears of the three of them."

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In the end, Tony and the two eagles appeared on the stage wearing long tassel earrings under Natasha's coercion and lure. After a scene, the earlobes hurt. Fortunately, they were just ear clips, and Natasha was not cruel enough Really mutilate their bodies, as long as these damn bits and pieces are taken off, they can still be real men with strong bones.

Steve was much calmer. He even danced a whole dance with his beloved prince wearing a crystal shoe with a heel as high as 10 cm. His body was as light as a bubble. This is probably the power of love.

Dr. Banner was not assigned any major roles, but only played a minister who helped the prince go from house to house to find Cinderella with a glass slipper. Because he could walk around in trousers instead of skirts, he was forced to accept a long period of envy and jealousy hate eyes.

As for Loki, he was the biggest victim of the drama.Because he turned Cinderella Steve into Princess Steve on the spot, he was chased and intercepted by all the small audience, asking the evil god to turn himself into a king, scientist, president or even an alien for no reason.

In response, the little prince of Asgard responded with low pressure and glaring eyes that would make most people's knees go soft. However, these children still don't know what horror is, and a pair of dirty hands are still pulling at the hem of his suit.

"Hey, does anyone want a limited edition Iron Man doll?" On the stage, Tony, who was still wearing a long skirt, held a plush toy in each hand and shouted to the children, "Only thirty, first come first served! "

The children rushed towards the stage in an instant, vying for the Iron Man doll placed on it, while Tony took the opportunity to sneak down and came to Rocky with the hem of his skirt.

"You saved me once, I saved you once, it's clear." He said proudly with his neck held high.

Loki stared at Tony's face covered with thick foundation, grinned slightly, bent over and stuck out his tongue, licking the lipstick off his lips bit by bit.

"Now we're clean," he replied, and grabbed Tony in his arms and fled before the little monsters could make a comeback.