How the Good and the Villain Saved Each Other

Regardless of whether Tony Stark can be elected as the "Best Boyfriend of the Year", he is still a guy who keeps his word, so he really held a celebration party-not to celebrate two old popsicles getting married, It is to celebrate the successful completion of the first mission of the Winter Soldier after joining the Avengers.

The party was held in Playboy's mansion in California. He graciously invited all members of the league, including the staff. An otaku researcher who only wore sportswear and baseball shoes in his life said excitedly that he would rush to buy Toni said he could walk on his expensive Turkish rug with his favorite baseball shoes.

Seriously, no one would dislike a party, especially the party at Stark's house. Not only is there an unlimited supply of free drinks, there are pool tables, roulette tables, and even a chocolate fountain. Even the hues of the waiters are amazing. It was one of the best - Loki and Natasha stood behind the bar together, occasionally serving drinks for everyone, and the latter was gathering with the beautiful doctor Helen Zhao at this time, muttering something privately.

"Hi, handsome guy—" the red-haired female agent suddenly greeted Loki, while the beautiful Helen next to her had flushed cheeks and a shy face.

The evil god bowed gracefully: "Serve the beauty at any time." But his eyes only fell on Helen, deliberately making her more embarrassed.

Natasha smiled and pushed the Asian girl towards Loki: "Our lovely doctor would love to know anything about Sol, especially when he will come to Earth, and I think there is only You can help with this."

Loki raised his chin, and his green eyes sparkled with interest: "So, you like my stupid big brother?"

"Sol's not stupid," the gentle Asian girl called out to Loki in her usual soft voice, and immediately found herself behaving appropriately, bowing her head shyly, "I mean, he's very nice, and very smart."

"He's smart? This is the most sincere lie I've ever heard," Cthulhu shook his head and muttered, "Why do female scientists prefer Saul's?"

"He has a girlfriend, doesn't he?" Hailun Zhao continued to hang her head in frustration, "I heard that she is an astrophysicist, she is a very good woman, and she is also very beautiful."

Rocky waved his hand: "Yes, but this is not an obstacle for you at all, because it will be a matter of time before they break up."

Dr. Helen suddenly looked up, her black eyes widened.

"Friendly reminder, don't like Saul, he is not a guy who can settle down," Loki tapped the table with his slender fingers, "As far as I know, you Asians have a strong family concept, and a husband who has been missing for a long time is not First choice—of course, Sol is unlikely to marry someone from the Atrium."

Dr. Helen bit her lip tightly, her stubborn eyes showed that she didn't listen to Loki's words at all.

"Okay, girl, let's talk more deeply." The evil god turned around and took a glass, poured half a glass of vodka for himself, and added some sake, "Do you think you are the same kind of person as the Avengers? ?”

The girl blinked and nodded suspiciously: "Of course, I am a member of the alliance."

"I thought that all of you who do scientific research pay attention to seeing the essence through phenomena." Loki stared at his cup and smiled, "Superheroes and ordinary people are not the same kind. You have families, and even if you don't, there will be one or several paragraphs Ordinary and sweet relationship, look at that guy—" He pointed to the researcher who was standing next to Dr. Banner adoringly listening to his talk, "—he has a wife, blonde, although not as beautiful as you, but It’s still kind of cute, and there’s a daughter, just two years old, a soft, fragile little creature, and those relationships are what make him who he is, but that’s not the case with superheroes.”

"But I thought Mr. Stark and you—"

"That's right, Tony and I," Rocky smiled, "because we're the same kind, and I'm even stronger than him. If you stab me, I won't bleed. But can you imagine Tony with an ordinary person?" Like Pepper, they have known each other for many years, and she has put up with him as a playboy and wayward ghost for many years, but she can't stand him as Iron Man, can't stand the endless fear, as soon as the world happens Dangerous and he has to go right away, whether they're having sex or sitting in a restaurant in couture for their tenth wedding anniversary. In his mind, she'll always be number two, and number one is fucking world peace."

"Look at Natasha, look at Bruce, aren't they good enough? Aren't they worthy of love? Of course they are, but there is a gap between superheroes and ordinary people. As long as you are responsible for your own research topics and your own team, and we, we have to be responsible for the whole world every day. Therefore, although Sol is tall and strong and feels safe, when you want to find a shoulder When he's crying and begging for comfort, he could be anywhere — except by your side."

The beautiful female doctor was silent for a while.

"But I still want to try." She said, with a firm tone, "In my hometown, many girls marry not because of love, but because of need. They need the care and love of a man, but I don't want that kind of marriage. , I would rather not get married for the rest of my life than that kind of marriage. Since I live alone, why can't I love Saul?"

Loki squinted at Dr. Zhao.

"It's true that a smart girl is not easy to marry, because she is not so easy to fool." He mixed a glass of mixed light whiskey and pushed it in front of Helen, "Since you insist on putting your neck in a rope, then I have nothing to say gone."

Helen picked up the wine glass and took a sip, then suddenly smiled.

"You know? We agree that you're a nice guy," she said.

"us?"

"Alliance staff."

"This compliment really hits the horse's leg. My lifelong ideal is to be a villain with personality, so--no salary increase." The evil spirit crossed his arms with his hands and looked disdainful.

"Then if I say that many girls secretly hope that you can break up with Mr. Stark and then quickly accept you?"

"It's not bad, but please be sure to say it in front of Tony, so that he will be more obedient in bed." The evil spirit blinked meaningfully.

"Mr. Stark is so lucky," Dr. Beauty sighed and put down his glass. "You're working so hard to keep the league running just for him, right? You don't care if superheroes get better at fighting crime when they get together , you just want him to establish a relationship with others so that he can have a kind of happiness similar to that of ordinary people, just like playing house, you are his lover, and then help him find a group of friends."

"Why not? Anyway, what you human beings do is like playing tricks." Loki said, rolling his eyes, but secretly decided to like this Asian girl - even in his critical eyes, she is really smart Lovely.

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On the other hand, a lucky guy named Stark is faithfully following the instructions of his family sugar honey, counseling Captain America-are you kidding me?Stark had to do this at a party?

"When I first met Rocky, I was a little boy, seven or eight years old, and I was still underage when we met for the second time. I went to the bar to drink, and he ran over to pretend to be the bartender," Tony smiled and looked at the bar The evil god, who was mixing drinks, decided to cut into the topic in a relaxed and pleasant way, "At that time, I wanted to sleep with him, but he refused to agree—by the way, how is your sex life with Xiaoluzi? It's still harmonious ?"

"It's not bad." Captain America replied naturally, with his usual expression on his face, but he looked past Tony, staring at the Winter Soldier not far away, his eyes were straight - he was surrounded by beautiful girls from the logistics department, not sure. Know what you're talking about.

Tony could see Steve's absent-mindedness, but he wanted to experiment a little.

"Guess what," he recounted in his usual tone of talking about the weather, "the reason the Mimic can take on another person is because he takes their skin off whole and puts it on like a tuxedo It's fun enough to wear on yourself, isn't it?"

"That's right," the upright Captain America nodded with a serious face, "This is really interesting."

Tony rolled his eyes skyward.

"Dude, maybe we can talk—about you and your Bucky," the two brothers reached out and patted Steve on the shoulder, and finally forced the other's attention back. There are more beauties than the song and dance troupe who dance lap dance with you—"

Steve disagrees.

"I don't see how that's instructive." He sighed, cutting off his braggadocio. "True love is a lot more complicated than a playboy-style pick-up."

Tony is a little offended, is this guy insinuating that he doesn't understand love?

"—and I also won the heart of a god." The brown-eyed cocky maniac added calmly, and used his trump card.

Steve scratched his head, this fact is very convincing, but he has always regarded Tony as a junior, it is not generally awkward to talk about his emotional life with a junior, but wait for a moment—"You just seemed The Mimic Master is a skinner?"

The hero in love waved his hand impatiently: "That's not important, now I'll give you a few tips for free. Top1, when your boyfriend is surrounded by a lot of beauties, walk up to him gracefully and hand him He takes a drink, then pecks his cheek to claim ownership, asks 'what are you talking about, honey' and naturally joins their conversation."

"Nobody owns Bucky but himself," Steve said sternly, "and Bucky won't cheat, I trust him."

Tony rolled his eyes again.

"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, Cap, to be honest, although you are terrible at dating, I also firmly believe that Barnes will hang on your tree," the playboy continued to teach with a half-smile, "The key to Top 1 is to make the other person feel that you value him, that you love him, and that you want his eyes to be on you all the time, not on anyone else. Don't tell me you don't want to do that, look at those women The child's eyes literally blazed—not a slut, but a blazing flame of jealousy."

It sounds quite reasonable. Captain America, who has four times the learning ability, stood up from the booth and walked to the bar.

"Excuse me," he said to Loki, who was chatting with Dr. Beauty, "can I have a drink with very little alcohol?"

"Of course—" Rocky replied, neatly adding four or five things that Steve had absolutely no idea what they were, and mixing them up with dazzling professionalism. After 15 seconds, he pushed a glass of drink with lemon slices and a small paper umbrella in front of Steve, and then turned around and had a lively chat with Dr. Helen, and Steve seriously thought that Tony should hurry over to fulfill his request. Top1—although it is a beautiful woman instead of a group of people pestering Rocky.

Thinking of this, he took a deep breath, let a sweet smile appear on his face, held a drink and squeezed into the girls around Bucky, they all giggled weirdly when they saw him, Then automatically make room for him, as obediently as the Red Sea divided by Moses.

"Hi, ba--my dear," Steve stood beside his lover smoothly, and handed over the drink, and the Winter Soldier took a sip, showing a puzzled look.

"Today is a special situation, you can touch a little alcohol." Steve said, then leaned forward and kissed the other person's brown hair.This has nothing to do with Stark's love guide, he just wants to do it, he longs to touch Bucky, and he looks so good today, royal blue shirt, the collar is unbuttoned three buttons, revealing a small piece of white and wheat skin between colors.

Of course, Bucky looks good anyway.

"What are you talking about?" he asked, and everyone laughed inexplicably.

Steve blinked. "Did I just tell a joke by accident?"

The Winter Soldier shook his head: "We were just talking about Natasha introducing your girlfriend to you."

Oh, this is embarrassing enough, Steve thought, but when he figured out who these girls were around him, the embarrassment was about to break through the sky.

"Girls, can we stay alone for a while?" Captain America swallowed and asked, he really didn't want to be surrounded by his former blind dates (although it was only arranged by Natasha unilaterally, he didn't see any of them), Is there anything more awkward than falling in love with your current boyfriend?

The girls winked at each other, smiled ambiguously and left with interest, which made Steve heave a sigh of relief.

"It's all so familiar, it's like back in the day," he recalled smiling, leaning against his Bucky, "you were talking to those girls, and I was sitting in the back booth, fiddling with my Napkin, staring at that thing for hours on end." At the same time, he followed your voice with his ears closed, feeling sour in his heart.

The Winter Soldier puffed out his cheeks in bewilderment.

"But you're very attractive," he said sincerely. "Why don't those girls go to you?"

"For them, my charm is limited to the part of Captain America. Once I don't have this title, I'm just a taciturn and stupid big man. I can't compare to your humor and wit, and can please girls."

"But I think you're fine," Bucky said, lifting a muffin from the table and popping it into his mouth, while Steve allowed himself a goofy grin and tipped the muffin thoughtfully Pushing his plate towards Bucky.

At the bar, Natasha, who was acting as a bartender, raised her chin and looked at the pair of sweet old popsicles.

"Steve and Bucky, Tony and you, we're almost becoming the 'Holy Corps of Thebes' here." She complained to Loki, but her tone was not without relief.

"It's a pity that there are few women in the league, and you are the only one to be precise," Loki replied with a sip of his favorite vodka, smiling, "What do you think of Dr. Zhao? Get ready to take her out of Sol's clutches." Have you been rescued?"

Natasha brushed back her sexy red hair and raised her carefully drawn eyebrows: "Are you introducing a girlfriend to me? I also introduced girls to the captain before, only to find out later that I even got his sexuality wrong. "

Loki curled his lips unmoved: "So, did I make a mistake?"

The glamorous female agent lowered her head and took a sip of the wine, her sexy lips left a bright red lip mark on the rim of the glass: "Maybe not—who knows?"