How the Good and the Villain Saved Each Other

Book Title: [Avengers] How the Decent and the Villain Save Each Other

Author: Eight winds do not move

Copywriting

Upper Troublemaker [Frost Iron Frost]

As a successful businessman, Tony is not bad at communicating with people, but he really doesn't know how to build an intimate relationship, until he meets a British gentleman with a charming accent, or a person who is handsome on the outside, but like Tony in his bones The troublemaker.

Unfortunately, Tony's paranoia messed everything up - he sent the other party to prison by mistake, causing the other party to die mysteriously.

But just when Tony made up his mind to stay with his guilt and die alone, he unexpectedly discovered that it was a huge prank!

Fu...kyou, damn Asgardian evil god!

Lower Starsky [shield winter shield]

"Just received a report that Hydra issued an internal arrest warrant to capture the Winter Soldier." Hill reported to S.H.I.E.L.D. director Fury in front of Steve.

"Do we have to talk about it now?" Fury rolled his one eye.

"It's about the Winter Soldier, the captain absolutely has the right to know." The deputy director was unmoved.

"So, what's your decision? To save the world or save your friends? You know, you're Captain America!"

"But I'm Steve Rogers first," the captain said, with a small smile, "so Bucky first, always!"

Someone suggested that I open up the upper and lower parts, because some people don’t eat shields, so the lower part was re-opened

Content tags: superhero match made in heaven

Search keywords: Protagonists: Loki, Tony, Steve, Bucky┃Supporting roles: Thor, Natasha, Sam and other Avengers┃Others: Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Avengers

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☆、The words written in front

In fact, this article is still in the archives. The author originally planned to start publishing the article on August 8th. The release of the copy is just to remind myself to be single-minded, because the author’s previous "Secret Agent" Sumei Project and Super Bat II Project And the three-generation AU plan of Bat Super is all stranded. The author is worried that after watching X Man, he will want to write about Erik and Charles again...

No way, the author is such a fraternity (spread hands)

But a reader gave me a surprise, and she (he) collected my copywriting, so the author also gave a surprise, that is, to save two chapters (sounds a bit too stingy, but the author Recently, I have to go on a business trip to a place where there is no access to a computer for a month, these two chapters are really the limit)

Before, I wanted to talk about these two subtitles, they are the names of the songs, and the author thinks that these two songs are highly compatible with Shuang Tie Shuang and Dun Dongdun respectively, so I was lazy to use them as subtitles, interested The words can be translated and listened to.

#Troublemaker（Singer: OllyMurs/FloRida）#

You're a trouble maker

you troublesome

Youain't nothing but at troublemaker boy

you're a trouble boy

You had me hooked again from the minute you's at down

I'm fascinated by you as soon as you sit down

Thewayyoubiteyourlip

the way you bite your lip

Got my heads spinnin' around

make me swoon

After drinks or two

just downed a glass or two

Iwasputtyinyourhands

I'm at your mercy

Idon't know if I have the strength to stand

Trying to stand up, but your legs are weak

Maybe I'minsane

maybe i'm crazy

It's like you're always there in the corners of my mind

It's like you're always in the corner of my mind

IseeasilhouetteeverytimeIclosemyeyes

Whenever I close my eyes I can see your phantom

There must be poison in those fingers tips of yours

The touch of your fingertips seems to have fatal magic

Cause I keep comin' back again for more

because i've been dreaming of you

Ohohoh...Troubletroublemaker.yeah

oh, trouble, trouble

That's your middle name

this is your nickname

I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain

I know you're not a good bird but you've got my heart

Why does it feel so good buthurts obad

Why does it feel so good but so painful

My mind keeps saying

my heart is telling me

Run as fast as you can

escape as far as possible

Isay I'm done but then you pull me back

I say I quit, we're done, but you pull me back and forth

Troublemaker

Oh, you troublesome

#Starsky（Singer:TwoStepsFromHell）#

【steve】

Age to age

Day after day, year after year

Ifeel the call

i feel the calling

Memory of future dreams

in the memory of future dreams

You and I

you and me

Ridingthesky

soaring in the sky

From another time and place

in another time and space

Keeping the fire bright

Burn love into a bright light

I know your name

i know your name

I know your face

i recognize you

Your touch and grace

and your love and gifts

All of time cannoterase

Not even time can erase it all

What our hearts remember stays

Our hearts will always be in memory

Forever on as we play

Forever in the song we played together

【Bucky】

Burn the page of me

Burn the page that belongs to me in memory, let the past pass

Cannoterasethetimeofsleep

I can't erase the time of sleep

I cannot be loved so set me free

I can't be loved so please let me go

I cannot deliver your love or caress your soul

I can't return your love, or comfort your soul

So

so please...

turn that page of me

Turn over the page that belongs to me in memory, let the past pass

I can not embrace that touch yougive

I can't hug the hugs you give

I cannot find solice in your words

no peace from words

I cannot deliver your love

I can't respond to your love

or caress your soul

or soothe your soul

☆、Ch.1. The first time

Loki Odinson, the little prince of Asgard hates this God's Realm from the bottom of his heart.He hated the golden palace in front of him, hated the guards walking around in stupid gold armor, hated his brother who liked to smash glasses and yelled for "another (one more)" at every turn, hated Those Asgardian "warriors" who only know how to hunt, show off their muscles, and eat barbecue all day long.

Humph, Thor's henchmen.

Compared with God's Realm, Loki prefers other realms in the Nine Realms, such as Gnomeland, those short and ugly guys are amazingly cunning and intelligent despite their poor appearance (Loki believes that most of the time these two adjectives can be used interchangeably, without praise or criticism).He was especially impressed by their mystical powers and ancient knowledge, and bargaining with them and reaping their benefits was one of Loki's greatest pleasures.

Elf country is also a good place to go.

Here, you will not be ridiculed as timid because you are too smart and willing to use your brain instead of your muscles to solve problems, nor will you be said to be "only dare to sneak around" because you refuse to fight melee because you use spells in battle. A coward who puts a cold shot in the back", and he won't be called a "sissy" all day just because he collected some precious herbs while hunting.

The elves are gentle, wise, and know how to live gracefully. They like and are good at spells, respect and awe wisdom, and getting along with them always makes Loki feel extremely comfortable.

Yes, the little prince of Asgard likes gnomes and elves, and he is happy and good at dealing with them, but they are not his favorite place. Among the Nine Realms, his favorite place to go is the atrium—the one full of ants and humans. where.

In Loki's view, there is not much difference between human beings and ants. They are both huge in number, densely populated, and short-lived, ephemeral (a hundred years is indeed like a day and night for the Protoss), but they are also Loki The most contradictory and complicated race I have ever seen - to communicate with a gnome, you only need a bag full of gold coins or jewels, to communicate with an elf, you only need a pretty face and a polite gesture, Loki can easily It's not a problem to dress up as they like.

But human beings are extremely lacking in consistency, and Loki can't guarantee that he can poke their pain points every time-these guys seem to be living with their eyes closed all the time, and they don't even know what they want.

They are sometimes great and sometimes cowardly, sometimes noble and sometimes vulgar, sometimes greedy for life and afraid of death, and sometimes see death as home. They shout for justice, but they always turn black and white, and fight and die for the enemy they hate for no reason. With the beliefs and dreams in my heart.

Through communicating with the human race, Loki came to a conclusion, that is—if you want to get close to this race and achieve something through them, it is not enough to just please them, you have to insult them, destroy them, and make them fall in love with At the same time as you, I also have a deep fear of you.

And that's exactly what God should do.

Therefore, whenever Loki is bored, he will go to the atrium, just like those upper-class people who go to the National Grand Theater when they are bored, sit down and watch those ants perform a tragic drama, or a vulgar farce. If he is interested, he will also condescendingly get involved in it.

When the mood is high, he is a politician, playing with his silver tongue, and using empty promises to make those partisans who have made a living out of intrigue work for him.If you are as lazy as you are today, just go to a coffee shop and be a salesman, unknowingly and unknowingly cast a spell on the coffee cups of those who speak badly, so that when they walk out on the street, the cups The bottom will suddenly fall, and while spilling their coffee, ruin their good mood for the whole day.

All in all, Loki believes that the balance of human society is delicate and fragile, just like a well-built domino, as long as you add the strength of even one finger, the whole can collapse in an instant.

Lok also likes talking to the kids here.No, not babies who just spit bubbles at you with a smirk, but half-grown kids between the ages of eight and twelve.They have obviously begun to learn something from the dark adult world, but they are not so complete. While ignorantly clinging to their own simplicity and innocence, they are delusional in trying to win the amazement and admiration of the elders through more mature and complex behavior patterns. recognized.

For example, the one in front of me——

"I want a cup of black coffee without sugar." In the evening, a boy about seven or eight years old was standing in front of the counter of the coffee shop, saying with a white and tender face.His eyes and hair are a beautiful light brown, not like black coffee, but like a mocha with chocolate sauce.

"Little guy, black coffee is very bitter, I don't think you are suitable for drinking it." The waitress at the front desk replied with a smile, "Why don't you have a cup of hot cocoa? The sweet taste is amazing."

Her kindness was rewarded immediately - the little boy showed her a very characteristic roll of his eyes, and then said in a drawn-out tone: "The customer is God, now, your God wants a cup of black coffee without sugar. "

"Wait a moment, it will be delivered to the seats in a while." The waitress' maternal care collapsed instantly, and she replaced her usual tone and rhetoric with the guests.

Loki, who was arranging the coffee cups, saw everything in his eyes, but he became a little interested in this little guy who was a bit smelly, and offered to help the waitress deliver the black coffee when she made it.

"Thanks, handsome guy, I don't want to serve a pretentious brat." The waitress rolled her eyes in the direction where the little boy was sitting, and Loki thought it was not as good as the little guy just now.He smiled, put black coffee and a small bag of white sugar on the plate, walked over with long legs that obviously did not belong to humans, and received many amazed eyes on the way.

"The black coffee you ordered." Loki placed the plate firmly on the table in front of the little boy.

The little boy nodded majestically towards his coffee, then frowned at the little white sugar bag.

"I remember I said before, no sugar added." He said, his expression was hard and dignified, and his voice was soft and immature. The comparison between the two was really cute.

"Of course, the customer is God," Loki said good-naturedly, he is always very patient with such cute little things, "We only provide white sugar, you can choose whether to add or not, you are no longer a two- or three-year-old kid It's a baby, isn't it?"

The last sentence obviously pleased the little boy, he looked up at Loki, smiled quickly, and then barely stopped the smile before it widened, then scowled again, and stretched out towards Loki pretending to be serious hand, "Finally met someone who understands. Nice to meet you, I'm Tony Stark."

"JonathanPine." Loki raised the corner of his mouth, extended his hand and shook his little friend kindly, and announced his usual name in the atrium.

"I've never seen anyone with black hair and green eyes," LittleStark looked at Loki with wide brown eyes. "It doesn't seem like a bad combination."

"Thanks for the compliment," Lok winked mischievously at Tony, and at this moment, the two girls at the next table who had been smirking at Loki all of a sudden called out to him, "Handsome, can you help me?" ?"

Loki didn't want to talk to them too much, after all, he had just started talking, but Tony Stark was faster than him.

"Hey, two, others are busy here, so there's no time." The little guy raised his chin and said proudly, like a lion cub eager to defend his own territory (even though that piece of territory does not belong to him), "First come, first served."

Those two girls have no humility. Obviously, if you want to catch a handsome guy, you have to beat all kinds of opponents, including a cute and hateful little Douding.

"It's not good to eat alone," said one of the girls, who wore smoky makeup or dark circles under her eyes, while another wore a bright pink nose ring.

Tony pouted, took out a large bill from his pocket, waved it at the two girls, then made a paper airplane, breathed out at the nose, aimed, and shot, the paper airplane landed right on Loki's body, Caught by his slender fingers.

"That was a tip just now," he said arrogantly, "Eating alone is not for everyone." Then he took out a stack of banknotes from his pants pocket and began to spread them on the table one by one.

A girl stood up angrily, her expression seemed to want to give the dead child a critical blow, but her companion held her tightly and gave her a strange look, and then the two of them dropped the drink The half-filled coffee walked out of the store.

"I guess you're a superboy," Loki looked at Tony helplessly.

"Yes, of course, in a way," Tony replied bluntly, "I made circuit boards when I was four, and I made my own motor when I was six."

"Well, that's pretty impressive," Loki said noncommittally, "but I don't think you'll need either of these after you've left for a while, and kickboxing is probably the way to go." The two girls didn't look like very nice people, coffee The location is also a bit out of the way, and most importantly - what better target for a robbery than a kid with a wad of cash?

"Fighting with your bare hands? No, no, no—it depends on your brain." LittleStark stretched out a short finger and shook it. He didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the matter. He hooked his hands and motioned for Loki Get closer, and then poke his chin in a serious manner, "Sit down and have a drink with me, beauty, I'll pay for the missed work, how about it?"

"Are you flirting with me?" Loki asks in disbelief, a number of people have done it to him, but never including a little boy who was never over ten years old.

"Yeah, I'm going to ask you out." Tony narrowed his eyes, and fired at Loki until he laughed.

"So, dear, do you know what people usually do after a date?" the little prince of Asgard asked dumbfoundedly.

"Of course," Tony replied firmly, but being a good liar, Loki could tell at a glance that the little guy didn't know anything about it, "people do a lot of things after a date, including some fun things. "

"Hmm, but with all due respect, if I really dared to do those 'interesting things' with you, I would be beaten up by your father by the collar, and then I would be 'obscene-child-molest' jailed for the crime.”

"Don't worry, at most my mom will hit you with the heels of her high heels, and my dad won't bother with it, he's busy—" Tony laughed, but Loki read his eyes keenly. I saw a trace of loss.

"My dad, too," he finally slumped down on the chair next to Tony, copying his words to answer, "don't talk to me very much, he only likes my brother."

"You have a brother?" Tony was interested. "What's he like?"

But before Loki could answer, a group of bodyguards in black suits rushed in in a panic, shocking everyone in the shop.

"Please come back with us, little Mr. Stark." The leader said calmly, but Loki can assure you that under the calm is a raging volcanic magma, surging, churning, and tightly suppressed.

"Got it, got it," Tony stood up obediently, and said impatiently, obviously he had expected this kind of situation to happen, maybe it had happened many times before, "Sorry, beauty, I have to Let's go—this is a kid from a rich family, and he can't help himself."

"Goodbye, then." Loki waved him, and magically marked Tony as he went - an interesting little thing worth studying.

[Note] Jonathan Pine (Jonathan Pine): Dou Sen's character name in "Night Shift Manager"

☆、Ch.2. The second time

Tony was dragged to a bar by his friends in a lack of interest. To be honest, he really didn't want to drink today, and he didn't really believe that this shabby-looking bar could have "his favorite food".

Yes, that's what his bad friend promised, his favorite dish.Anyone who knows Tony well knows that he doesn't care about men and women, but each has his own preference.Among women, he prefers blonde chicks with hot bodies, but when it comes to picking men, he has always been obsessed with black hair and green eyes.The former is not uncommon in the American Republic, but the latter is a bit difficult to deal with. After all, it is considered a rare species, isn't it?

Facts have proved that empiricism kills people. At the moment when he saw this "dish", Tony couldn't help but whistle in his heart, Yooo~~~~, this is so fucking his dish.

Pale skin, half-length black hair, green eyes, curved mouth from time to time, strong but not overly thick arms and chest, long and dexterous fingers, aside from those dazzling bartending skills, this man Even if you just stand there, countless men and women will rush over one after another.

And Tony bets he's hiding a pair of long legs behind the bar.

Of course, with this appearance, the green-eyed bartender undoubtedly became the favorite of most people in this bar. Maybe he would have to use a stick to drive away the competitors around that person tonight, but The best solution is to let the prey follow him obediently, Tony licked his lips thinking this way, pushed the people in front of him away, and squeezed to the bar.

"Hey, green-eyed beauty, give me a WhiskeySour, thanks." He tried to say it in his sexiest voice, and it was so hard, with all the noise around, and what sexy voice have you ever heard Was it yelling?

Loki glanced at the little guy who was trying to get his attention, and was instantly certain that he would never sell him any alcohol here, even though he seemed to be doing everything he could, and even though he kept his stubble short to look older, But Loki just knew that the guy in front of him was still a minor, because he must have been under ten years old when they met seven or eight years ago.

Come on - he's a god, he's got a good memory, not to mention he's got a mark on him.

"Identification." Loki lazily spread his hand towards Tony Stark, the half-light made him look mysterious, Tony stared fascinatedly into his green eyes, and took out his ID card and put it there A slender hand, by the way, skillfully scratched the palm of his hand.

"Nice job," Loki said with only a symbolic glance at the card, "but sorry, rules are rules, so no alcohol, little Stark." He didn't care whether a bartender could buy alcohol for minors, The rules of the world are bullshit, he just wants to deflate the arrogant little guy in front of him.

"You should see something on me so you don't call it that." Tony curled his lips, and—"Wait, you call me Stark? Do we know each other?" Of course he wasn't even in the bar yet Age, of course it is a fake certificate, and he is not stupid enough to put his real name on the fake certificate, this person...

Memories and reality collided with each other for a split second, and Tony's eyes widened in surprise, those light brown eyes that seemed to darken a bit, reminiscent of sweet maple syrup. "Oh my god, you're that Pine at the coffee shop, J... what Pine, that 'customer is god', you haven't aged at all, you're just as handsome, how the hell did you do that ?”

Now it's Loki's turn to be surprised. It's been seven or eight years since we met last time, and this little honey can still remember his name and appearance so clearly. If all human beings have such a heaven-defying memory , then he would never dare to hang around here from time to time with the same face and the same name.

"JonathanPine." He repeated his pseudonym, "The last time I saw you, you were only as tall as my thigh." Now that he was recognized, Loki didn't intend to deny it, but continued to jokingly say, "In a flash Over the years, you don't seem to grow much taller."

Tony looked Loki up and down.

"You can't be British Agent 007, are you?" He suddenly asked, this inexplicable question made Loki raise his eyebrows, he probably knew what Agent 007 was, but why did Tony think he was a spy, and he was from the UK ?

"I mean, it's impossible for ordinary people to recognize a child who was only seen once seven or eight years ago," Tony explained with dancing, "Although the facial features will not change, there will still be a lot of changes, unless What kind of special training do you have, otherwise it is impossible to do it."

Loki was slightly surprised by Tony's sharpness, but before he could use his silver tongue to give an absurd but very convincing explanation, a big drunk who was only one size smaller than his Thor brother staggered away Came over, beat the bar and shouted loudly: "Little boy, don't just focus on selling ass, hurry up and get us another drink."

Loki looked at the big guy and smiled, showing eight teeth. Those who are familiar with him must know that whenever Loki smiles like this, someone is going to be unlucky.There will always be some drunken people in the bar, they don't even know who they are, and of course they don't have the manners and accomplishments that belong to humans, but Loki doesn't care about the insults from drunks , What is there to care about with the ants?He just works a little magic on them, and makes fun of himself by teasing them.

But Tony doesn't have such a heart, especially in front of beautiful women, he has to act like he cares about rude people.

"You want to sell ass?" He asked the drunk man loudly, his voice was full of horror and disbelief, and his expression was extremely exaggerated, "No, I'm sorry, but I have to say, I won't buy it even if it pays me back."

There was a burst of laughter from the people around, and the drunken man's face, which was originally flushed by alcohol, became even redder, and he crunched his fists.

"Hobbit, you want to die--" he said angrily, and punched Tony, and Tony was still immersed in "he read "The Hobbit", "How dare he laugh at me for being short "In one kind of brain hole, I didn't realize that my top priority is not to use my brain, but to shrink my neck.

Fortunately, the handsome Mr. Pine is also good at skills. Tony never knew that making coffee or bartending can endow a person with such great strength and such quick reflexes. He directly grabbed the drunk man's wrist without seeing what happened. With force, it broke easily.

"Ow~" the drunk man howled in a tenor voice, and the crowd burst into booing and applause, and Jonathan raised his arms towards the crowd like a boxer who had won a big victory.

"Pine, what the hell are you doing!" A skinny middle-aged man appeared out of nowhere, shouting at Jonathan with a rush of adrenaline, "We are a service place, you can't do anything to customers."

"Sorry, Boss—" Jonathan spread his hands insincerely, "I'm doing this to keep the customers safe, aren't I?"

Tony really loves the way he raises his eyebrows and winks, oh yeah, he's bisexual, but he doesn't usually deal with tall guys like this because of that subtle ego, and Jonathan is obviously an exception and has to be is an exception.

"Nothing seems to have been smashed," he said, looking around, and then drew three bills from his wallet. "It's moral damage—boss—"

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"Where are we going?" Tony asked drunkenly as Loki was walking down the street after closing time, holding Tony, who was a little unsteady from drinking.

"I should be asking you this question," Loki replied, "If I'm not mistaken, you should still be in school."

"That's right," Tony waved his hand, and said intermittently, "Boarding schools are stricter than military barracks. My dad was so happy the day he sent me in—he finally got rid of me— —That was probably the happiest day for him since I was born."

"Well, it looks like I'll have to take you to the hotel," Loki said to himself, not wanting to hear a drunk tell his sad history.

"I think I've been kind of infatuated with you since I was a kid," Tony said suddenly, slurring his words, but miraculously, Loki understood without a problem.

"Uh huh, you mean, you've been fantasizing about my nude-guns since you were eight years old?" he yelled in feigned shock, causing passers-by to stare at Tony with wide-eyed, horrified eyes, while Tony was just being silly Laughing non-stop.

"No, no, it's a pity that I'm not that talented yet." After finally stopping laughing, he said intermittently, "But I'm really not bad at this aspect, you can try it tonight."

"Which? Hand-gun?" Loki teases.

"To be honest, I rarely practice this technique." Mr. Tony Stark pointed his thumb at himself arrogantly, "Just with this face and this figure, as long as you say hello, every minute there will be all kinds of men and women posting .”

"Really?" Loki pinched his lower abdomen through the T-shirt disapprovingly, and as expected, he pinched a lot of fat, the fleshy belly is really impressive, "It feels good. "

Now he's gone too far, he can be provocative, but he shouldn't hurt Tony's self-esteem by revealing the truth.So what if he does neglect exercise?Have a soft belly