I have special dog abuse skills

Jian Junfeng thought that when he woke up, he must have been eaten by that pervert, and he was going to jump up and beat him up without saying a word.

After getting angry, let's talk about the next thing, but I never thought about it...

It was quite a comfortable sleep.

Moreover, his clothes were still on his body, he woke up and slept on his own bed, and there was no uncomfortable feeling in any part of his body.

and so……

Did he just have a dream? ? ?

Jian Junfeng: The mood is complicated, I really didn't expect him to have this kind of dream after puberty.

It's okay to have erotic dreams after puberty, after all, dreams can't be controlled, whether the other party is a man or a former schoolmate, he also... forget it.

But why is he the one below? !

He is the world's number one general attacker, how could he be the one below, hmph, this is completely impossible, this dream is definitely poisonous.

Ah... By the way, isn't there a saying that dreams are always reversed?So he is still the world's number one overall attack, hehehe.

At this moment, Jian Junfeng didn't realize how outrageously bent his focus was, nor did he realize that he had already started to bend.

Also without realizing it, he set a big flag

"Are you awake?" Asa said suddenly.

"Yeah." Jian Junfeng turned his head to look at the sound, and suddenly he felt bad.

"Asa!—how can you walk out naked!!!!!"

"I'm sorry," Asa said.

"Then you haven't put on your clothes yet." Jian Junfeng said with his back turned to him.

Wait, Asa didn't have any clothes, so he came out naked. After thinking about it, he added another sentence.

"I have clothes in my closet. You pick out the right ones first and then leave. I'll take you to buy clothes later."

In fact, Asa just came out to see the sound after taking a shower.

just forget.

Asa snorted, frowned, took some clothes into the bathroom, and after rustling, came out with those clothes again, frowning.

"Are you ready?" Jian Junfeng still asked Asa behind his back.

"No." Asa said.

"Didn't you go in with your clothes? Why didn't you put them on? Is it inappropriate?" Jian Junfeng finished a series of questions, and continued to say——

"It's okay if you get older, let's..."

But this time, before he finished speaking, Asa shook his head. Halfway through the shaking, he found that the little master was behind his back, and he didn't see it at all.

Then he interrupted and explained: "I brought clothes in, but they are too small to wear..."

"and……"

Jian Junfeng: "..." And what?

If you put it on, you can wear it, but it will be uncomfortable, and it's not like he doesn't have clothes to change, so why do you have to wear it...

Did the little master think there was no clothes to change?

"And I have clothes." Asa said softly as he put the clothes back.

Jian Junfeng: "..." This is embarrassing.

"I've put the hangover soup on the table, don't forget to drink it." Asa reminded.

"Oh...then go get dressed, I'm a little thirsty and drink now." Jian Junfeng tried to speak in a normal tone.

Asa nodded and turned to the bathroom.

Jian Junfeng sat on the sofa with hangover soup in his hands and was about to drink it when the phone rang. He hesitated for a while but didn't answer it, and quickly finished the hangover soup.

Then I opened it and saw that it was my mother.

His mother called, he couldn't think of any other reason besides asking him to take his boyfriend back and meet and chat.

No... there is another reason!

Jian Junfeng said, "Hello? Mom, why are you calling me suddenly?"

"I have something to ask you."

Jian Junfeng felt that his mother must have called because he missed him, otherwise why would he call suddenly? Thinking of this made him feel happy.

He was about to make a wave of affectionate confession when he heard his mother say——

"Didn't I send an egg last time? How is the egg now? Has it hatched?"

Jian Junfeng: "..." Meow meow?

Jane's mother: "Hello? Are you still there?"

"It's still there, the egg was accidentally broken, and there was nothing inside." Jian Junfeng said with a guilty conscience, after all, he lied.

But what can he do, he can’t say that the egg was accidentally broken, an alien crawled out, and now he is your son’s boyfriend, that is, your future (male) daughter-in-law.

Then, my lord mother will definitely say that he made up stories more and more outrageously.

But this outrageous story was the truth, but no one would believe it, so he had no choice but to change the subject.

"Mom, why don't you care about me?"

Jane's mother asked in an extremely perfunctory way: "Then how have you been doing recently?"

"No, didn't you notice that I haven't slept so late?"

Jian Junfeng and his mother are not in the same place, but this does not prevent him from pretending to be pitiful.

It just... doesn't seem to work?

Jian's mother didn't know what she thought of, but she laughed out loud: "It sounds like you used to go to bed early."

Jian Junfeng: "..." Well, it's not easy these days, it's better to be an asshole than to be a human being.

But what can I do, I have to keep messing around.

"I haven't eaten yet." Jian Junfeng said pitifully, like a pitiful little one who no one loves.

Jian's mother didn't say a word, and after a while, WeChat suddenly rang, and he opened it to see that his mother had sent him a red envelope with an emoticon pack saying "Grandpa rewards you".

Jian Junfeng replied with a thank you Lord Long En emoji package.

The embarrassing chat ended here, and the adult mother asked about the business: "Your dad and I are going back to China, make an appointment to take your boyfriend home and have a look."

"You said that he came here to live alone. We will be a family in the future. It will be no problem to spend a new year together."

"That's it. Hang up. International calls are expensive."

Jian Junfeng Erkang don't hang up his hands, but only a beeping sound answered him.

This is a big deal.

"Who are you talking to?" Asa asked.

"Of course I was talking to my mother, she told us to go back and celebrate the New Year together." Jian Junfeng rested his chin and stared at the TV in front of him.

"Don't think about it yet, let's have dinner first, um...it's supper."

"Eat supper, huh?!!" Jian Junfeng regained consciousness when he heard the food.

The big golden chicken chops are cut into strips and neatly placed on the plate, which makes people have an appetite at a glance.

When Asa brought it over, Jian Junfeng stared fixedly at it, completely ignoring the other vegetarian dish, quickly finished the meal, and waited for it to be eaten.

While eating, Jian Junfeng suddenly thought of a question that puzzled him.

"Asa, your money..." Before Jian Junfeng finished speaking, Asa already knew what he wanted to ask.

Asa: "There is a place called the Goblin Guild Hall, which will provide the goblins with a certain amount of money, but the premise is to abide by the rules of the guild hall."

"I didn't ask for it. I just exchanged the money from my side with the money from this side. It's enough to live a lifetime. Don't worry about money."

Jian Junfeng: I don't mean that.

It’s just that it’s just regular money. Although I feel that Asa has misunderstood it, it’s not a big problem, so he won’t explain it.

"Asa, you made this?" Jian Junfeng wondered if his memory was wrong, because in his memory, Asa had to cook dark dishes!

"It was done according to the video."

"It's great, it's super delicious."

After that, Jian Junfeng silently grilled rice, or picked up a big chicken chop, and stopped making noises.

Asa frowned, he said, "Eat some vegetables, not just meat."

Jian Junfeng refused in his heart, but he still ate some vegetables.

In this harmonious atmosphere, until Jian Junfeng finished washing the dishes and returned to the living room, Asa waved to the little master.

Asa said, "Are you full?"

Jian Junfeng didn't understand, so he said, "I'm full."

"That's good. After all, bad things are always left for the last." Asa put his right hand on his shoulder and said casually.

Jian Junfeng: "..." I always feel that this sentence is strangely familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere.

"Did he touch your place?" Asa took advantage of his strength to easily press the little master under him, and his right hand began to draw down from his lips.

"...Woo..." Jian Junfeng's eyes widened, and Asa blocked him when he opened his mouth.

The kiss went on for a long time until both of them were out of breath, but it wasn't the end, it was just the beginning.

Then more kisses fell on Jian Junfeng's body, almost every inch of skin was kissed.

"Ah... wait, wait... Asa..." Jian Junfeng, who found that his words had turned into groans|groans, stopped talking.

Asa smiled lowly, picked up the little master and walked to the bedroom, continuing the unfinished work on the bed.

"...Ya... Ya, Sa..."

"It's so cute." Looking at the appearance of the little master below him, Asa gently placed a kiss on his forehead, "I'm here."

Facing Jian Junfeng, Asa was always so patient and spent a long time preparing for the foreplay. When he actually entered, Jian Junfeng still stared wide-eyed.

He has guarded his body for so many years, but he still failed to keep QAQ

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