Naruto thousand hands and one flower

My name is Senshou... Although I really don't want to tell you my name, but my father told me that when introducing myself, in order to show my sincerity, I must tell the other party my name well!

And my dad thinks so, it's a ninja rule not to exchange names.However, it is no longer the Warring States Period with constant disputes, so you can proudly tell others your name.

I know that when my father and father met for the first time, they only exchanged names and kept their surnames.

However, Dad, when you say this, can you not be too obvious with the joke on your face!Even if my surname is Senju, don't complain so much if I don't have the surname Uchiha!I'd rather just say the last name and keep my first name!

Alright, let me introduce myself now.

My name is Qianshou Jixiang.

Eight years old this year.

My father is Senju Hashirama, and my father is Uchiha Madara.

Everyone in the ninja world knows how dick these two are, but why do I have such a frustrating name when my father and dad are both so dick?

Because I have a crazy aunt.

As the only woman in the three generations of the family, even if she is over thirty, her aunt is still the only delicate flower.Although I have always thought that she is actually an overlord flower that no one dares to mess with.

If you can't beat her, that's okay, the most you can do is get beaten up by her.However, if you win her, please think about what words to engrave on the monument.No one in the lineup of Senju Bashirama + Uchiha Madara + Senju Banma + Uchiha Quanna can get out alive.Oh - I will have to add another one in the future.

By the way, you must be wondering how two big men managed to make a child, right?This is thanks to my second uncle who stands on top of a scientific giant.For black technology giants, it is super simple to grow an embryo with the cells of my father and father, and let it develop into a baby.In my second uncle's original words, it's "Oh, what are you talking about? The degree of difficulty is much easier than reincarnation from the dirty soil."

While I was still in the test tube, my aunt had successfully taken away the right to name me.Heh, selling his son to please his younger sister, cheating his younger brother to please his sweetheart, my father has always been very handy!

I once tried to struggle with changing my name, but Dad stopped me.He said that when he saw the label of "Auspicious Thousand Hands" on the test tube of his future son, he also rejected it in his heart.He should have thought of the level of the Qianshou family's naming!Look at that series of house building materials!After he euphemistically stated that the name did not fit his Uchiha Madara son's style of painting, my aunt said with interest: "If Senshou Jixiang doesn't sound good, how about Senshou Fugui?"

I... finally accepted the name Qianshoujixiang.

Dad patted me on the shoulder reassuringly: "Think about your cousin."

My cousin is the son of my second uncle and my younger uncle, one year younger than me.

The second uncle is the father's younger brother, Qianshou Feijian.

The little uncle is my father's younger brother, Uchiha Izumi.

It feels quite messy, so you have to call it separately!Otherwise, should I call my father's younger brother uncle or second aunt?will be killed!

When I was one year old, my cousin was born.The birth process was the same as mine, and the cells of the second uncle and the younger uncle came out after kneading.

My surname is Qianshou, and I will inherit the Qianshou clan in the future.

The cousin's surname is Uchiha, and he will inherit the Uchiha family in the future.

My father said that the meaning of my cousin and I was not born here, but the continuation of the relationship between him and his father, second uncle and younger uncle.

Although this sounds weird, I am still very happy.

The joy of being an older brother accounted for more than half of it, and the resentment about the name was also reduced because of my cousin.

Cousin's name is Fuki Uchiha.

It completely broke the noble and glamorous painting style of the Uchiha clan.I don't quite understand what kind of mood the second uncle and the younger uncle had for asking my aunt to give their son such an...unspeakable name.

Compared with the previous two elder brothers, the attributes of this pit son are even worse!

As I said just now, I am eight years old this year, and my cousin is one year younger than me, and he is seven years old this year.My cousin's appearance followed that of my little uncle's, with delicate features, red lips and white teeth.A pair of big eyes are black and shiny, and the round bun face will show two dimples when it smiles.Although she has a short black hair, she has a small braid on the back of her head, which is super cute flickering around.However, the cousin's temperament followed the second uncle's, and he always liked to put on a serious look despite his cute face.Especially when others call him Little Fuguier, his eyes can make your heart tremble.

I am a little worried that if my cousin opens Sharingan in the future, will she stare at someone who is pregnant?

My cousin is one year younger than me, so he will naturally enter the ninja school a year later than me.As an older brother, it is incumbent on me to take care of my younger brother, even though my younger brother is precocious and does not need me to take care of him.

Although my little nephew inherited my elder brother's appearance, you unexpectedly did not inherit the traits of the Senshou family's usual pit brother, but instead inherited the Uchiha family's ancestral younger brother controlling orthopedics!My aunt said, I have the heart of a younger brother, but I don't have the strength of a younger brother.

In fact, what I inherited from my father and dad is much more than that.As perfect as me, the blood of the two of them has been inherited from me without losing a penny.

Wood escape + eye of reincarnation.

My aunt said, auspicious, you are really a natural match.

Yes, I silently rolled my eyes, but you named me a passerby.From now on, when people mention me, it will become: Is that famous thousand-hand auspicious?Weak!

Oh——by the way, there is also my cousin. When we exchange names in a fight in the future, I really have to say: My name is Uchiha Fuki?The picture is so beautiful, I dare not look at it!

It is very happy to go to school hand in hand with my cousin.As the leader of the village, no matter how busy we are, my father or father, the second uncle or the younger uncle will take turns to take us to and from school.The good name is: to cultivate and enhance the relationship between relatives.

But I just don't want to enhance the relationship with my aunt.Because the cousin likes the aunt very much, the object of the cousin's stern face is never the aunt, even his own father does not treat her like this.Even if he knew that his aunt had chosen that cheating name, he still loved her deeply.

Especially every time my aunt comes to pick us up, she always likes to stand at the gate of the school, waving her hands and shouting from a long distance: "Auspicious, little Fugui, we are here to pick you up!"

oh!What an unpretentious name!The simplest and deepest expectations of parents for their children are entrusted... no wonder!It's just to satisfy their own evil tastes!

If someone else called him by his name like that, my cousin would definitely dump him with his best Huo Dun.But this person is our real aunt, so——

"Auntie!" Even so, the cousin was able to throw himself into the arms of that bastard aunt who had cheated on his nephew for 1 years with a happy face.

I have a snack, my cousin smiles at me less than one-third of my aunt!Why didn't the cousin inherit the attributes of the younger uncle's brother control!Don't you think it's weird to accuse your aunt or something?

It must be the second uncle's fault!

Tobema: Blame me?

I can only hold my cousin's hand, but my aunt can hold my cousin and kiss her!

Jealousy x100 Resentment x100

I think, probably because my aunt and my second uncle are twins, my cousin is so close to my aunt

So, it's really the second uncle's fault!

However, I really can't see how the two look like twins. Whether it is appearance or personality, there is no similarity except for Chakra attributes.What an outlier among twins.

She is obviously the same age as my second uncle, why isn't my aunt married and have children yet?

When I asked this sentence, Dad was sitting in the corridor enjoying the afternoon sun.I don't know if Su Rili's raised eyebrows were softened by the warm sunshine or by his father who knelt behind him and trimmed his hair carefully.

In my experience, I think it's the latter.

My father closed his eyes and ignored me. After trimming the last strand of hair, my father looked up at me in confusion: "Jixiang, do you want your aunt to be snatched away by a stinky man?"

unwilling.

Dad opened his eyes and squinted at me: "Then another child will steal your aunt's love for you?"

Absolutely not!

"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮, that's the best! Then no one will rob me of my cousin!"

After listening to what I said, my father looked at Dad with a half-smile and said, "This kid's duplicity looks like you!"

Dad yawned lazily: "I should be glad he didn't inherit your depression habit."

My father hugged his knees and squatted in the corner, and a lot of my favorite mushrooms grew out, "Madara, you still despise me!"

Dad threw a word angrily: "Get out!"

The father got up immediately, picked him up and walked into the room, "Rolling the bed sheet is also rolling!"

"..."

I think the saying that trees are shameless and people are shameless is fully reflected in my father.

Also, your own son is still here!Have you forgotten that I am only eight years old now!Pay attention to the impact!I'm so tired, I'd better find my cousin!

"Oh—Xiaogui~ He and Axuan are going out together!"

Look, the little uncle can't make his son rich, can he?It is true that only my aunt has the privilege of calling my cousin Xiaofugui!

"Feijian, do you know where Axuan and the others have gone?"

At this point, the second uncle should be cooking!Sure enough, the second uncle's voice came from the kitchen, "It's at the trestle bridge, Axuan said she wants to teach Xiao Guishui how to escape."

Fuck!Auntie, how do you teach a fire-attributed Uchiha how to escape from water!Uncle, aren't you a professional scientific researcher?How could such an unscientific thing be allowed to happen!

"Then, Jixiang, please go and ask them to come back for dinner~"

When I walked to the trestle bridge, my aunt was summoning two small water dragons from the water escape to surround my cousin to amuse him.The laughing and joking looks of the two showed that they had a great time playing.Forget about cousin, aunt, are you still a child?

Sighing silently, he strode towards the two of them.Sure enough, I still don't feel relieved to hand over such an aunt to others!Hmm - I guess my father thinks so too!

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After Qian Shouxuan heard from her elder brother that her nephew was concerned about her life-long affairs, she was so moved that she snotted and burst into tears.Is someone finally caring about me, a single who is showered with love every day?

"Woooooo~ T^T Aunt really didn't hurt you for nothing!" Qian Shouxuan cried with her two nephews in her arms.

Qianshou Jixiang looked away uncomfortably, "I was just purely curious!"

Uchiha's little Fuguier wiped his aunt's tears with his sleeve, wrinkled his face, and said seriously: "As long as my aunt stays with us, it will be fine!"

Qian Shouxuan smiled brightly and nodded vigorously: "Yes!"

You are enough for me!

The author has something to say: Alright, it's over! ~(≧▽≦)/~

It's great to be able to stick to the end of writing for the first time!Thank you very much for the little angels who read the comments every time, meh!

Also, in fact, I wrote another Hokage article at the beginning, but I didn't persist in the middle, and I got stuck there.Now that I have finished writing this article, I plan to fix it and continue writing!Three chapters have been edited now, those who are interested can wait for two days, I have finished changing the locked ones and watch them together~