seven days without love

"Baby, look at me, look at me, baby, I'm leaving, I really miss you..."

"..."

"Baby, I know you really miss me, right, boo~"

"..."

"Baby, when I'm not around, you have to take good care of yourself..."

"..."

"Oh, don't be so affectionate, people will be shy in broad daylight~"

"..."

"Crack" A slipper was smashed over, and then there was a roar of the Lion of the River East: "Xu Xiaoxiao, you little bastard, there is no end to it, if you want to leave, hurry up and get out of here, have you had enough of your crookedness!"

Under Xu Xiaoxiao's offensive, Mrs. Xu's endurance limit was once off the charts.

Mrs. Xu made a 180-degree turn right after the Lion roared at the waist, and the drizzle of the spring breeze turned into rain, "Baby, come here, stay away from that out of tune, or you will become stupid!"

"Wang Wang Wang..."

A certain fat dog kicked its short legs, wagging its tail, and happily ran away, dammit, without looking back.

I really hurt you for nothing, see your father, will I leave your bones for you in the future! ! ! !

Xu Xiaoxiao slandered for a minute, blinked her big eyes and said pitifully: "Oh, my lord, you must have picked me up from the trash can, right? You abuse me like this every day, either beating or scolding, what did your husband do?" ? Did your mother make it? Did your mother-in-law make it?"

"Cough... everything is on par with Mrs. Xu!" Father Xu's sudden voice came out suddenly. Xu Xiaoxiao was not only taken aback, but also depressed. In order to please Mrs. Xu, she pushed her own son out and despised him .

Rolling her eyes, Xu Xiaoxiao puffed up her small chest and complained: "Mr. Xu, I despise you very much, you have tracheitis, you're embarrassing us men!"

Father Xu glanced at Xu Xiaoxiao out of the corner of his eye and said, "Single dogs have no right to despise tracheitis."

Xu Xiaoxiao got an arrow in the chest, and immediately caught the enemy's weakness and stabbed fiercely.

"Heh heh heh, you've been hanging from a tree with a crooked neck for half your life, aren't you happy?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Yin Cece's voice coming from behind: "Xu Xiaoxiao, what are you talking about?"

Xu Xiaoxiao seemed to be able to imagine the creaking sound of the two rows of teeth rubbing against each other, and goosebumps stood on end.Seeing that things were not going well, Xu Xiaoxiao immediately doggedly said: "Oh, I mean, Mr. Xu is really blessed. Marrying Mrs. Xu, this delicate flower, is really a blessing from her previous life. Mrs. Xu is so virtuous and virtuous, and she deserves to be married. The hall, the kitchen, the monsters, the hooligans, and a handsome Xu Xiaoxiao who inherited Mrs. Xu's beauty, smart, brave, kind and lovely.

"It's more or less the same." Madam Xu was satisfied, she put down the little baby in her arms, and hummed: "For the sake of you going to school today, your mother and I are in a good mood, so I will cook you a big meal. lest you tell the two mothers that I abused you."

When Xu Xiaoxiao heard it, her heart skipped a beat, and she hurriedly waved her hands to stop her and said, "Hey, hey, mom, why don't we go out to have a good meal today? It's okay to not have a good meal, and it's good to be frugal. Hey, hey, hey , how about eating noodles downstairs?"

"What did you say? I didn't hear it."

After being slapped in the eye by Mrs. Xu, Xu Xiaoxiao shut her mouth in panic and took a quiet posture. Then, she was licked by a certain Shiba Inu who ran over at some point.

PS Dog: It tastes good...

It wasn't until Mrs. Xu entered the kitchen that Xu Xiaoxiao glared at the little fat dog, then stretched out her magic claws and squeezed the dog's ears until it hummed, and then she let go of her hand contentedly.

Liu Liu's big eyes glanced at someone sitting on the sofa, hugged the little fat dog in his arms, rubbed its little paws indiscriminately and said to Xu's father: "Mr. Mrs. Xu's cooking has been longing for for a long time. After the meeting, Mr. Xu will take over the whole audience, and the son will definitely not compete with his father, Mr. Xu can rest assured."

Mr. Xu didn't even look at his hapless son, he turned on the TV and said coolly, "The culprit is the one who takes over the audience."

"Aren't you the culprit?" Xu Xiaoxiao asked innocently.

"You know that your mother is a killer in the kitchen, but she has some special hobbies in cooking. Who told you to flatter her that she is a good cook, so, son, you have to take full responsibility for this matter."

Sure enough, Jiang was still old and hot, so Father Xu kicked the ball back decisively.

Xu Xiaoxiao felt guilty, and muttered: "Then...then even if I am the principal offender, Mr. Xu is also an accessory. I just tried my best to dispel Mrs. Xu's idea of ​​cooking, but you didn't say a word."

Father Xu continued to watch the news without turning his head and said, "I don't say it because I know it, and it's useless to say it. This is called foresight, son, you still have a lot to learn!"

Xu Xiaoxiao curled her lips disapprovingly, and said unwillingly, "Mr. Xu, I think we can do another rescue."

"For example?" Xu's father finally looked back at Xu Xiaoxiao like a charity.

Xu Xiaoxiao flattered her starry eyes: "For example, Mr. Xu is in charge of the cooking himself."

"Oh, I want to do it too, but it's a pity that I feel uncomfortable all over. It would be great if someone could squeeze my shoulders and beat my legs." Mr. Xu stretched himself, as if he was too uncomfortable to move, and waited Someone to serve.

"Come on, come on, Mr. Xu, look, how is the strength? Is it strong? Is it small? Is it moderate?" Xu Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and pinched her father's shoulders with both hands, feeling half-dead in anger. I do this trick every time, but I can’t do without eating.

Xu's father liked to see Xu Xiaoxiao's reluctance but had to do it, and now he was satisfied, so he waved his hand and said: "Okay, for your sincerity, your father, I will go out personally ,Wait, then."

As soon as Mr. Xu finished speaking, he heard a scream coming from the kitchen. Mr. Xu and Xu Xiaoxiao looked at each other and ran to the kitchen immediately.

"Wife, what's wrong?"

"Mom, are you okay?"

Two voices came over at the same time.

Mrs. Xu froze for a moment, then slowly turned her head and gave her husband and son a smile.Xu Xiaoxiao and Mr. Xu had a cold war, and goosebumps arose.Experience told Xu Xiaoxiao that his mother once again got into trouble~.

Xu Xiaoxiao looked left and right, and took a closer look at the kitchen. It was strange that she didn't find anything, and this time there was no accident. The old mother just shouted at the top of her voice.

"My lord, what happened to you just now?" Xu Xiaoxiao decided to explore the way first.

"Ah...it's nothing, mom just wants to fry an egg for you." Mrs. Xu said calmly, and at the end, she stretched out her hand to stroke her hair gracefully.

"What about the egg?"

As soon as the words fell, I heard a thick voice coming from the window, "Who is this, who is so immoral, what kind of thing is this lost, it's dark, who wants to be disgusted, whoops, why did it fall again?" Pot...&...￥..."

Mrs. Xu & Mr. Xu & Xu Xiaoxiao: ...

Xu Xiaoxiao walked to the window sill and reached out to touch it, but the glass was gone.Peeking down from the window sill, holding the grass, a group of people surrounded them, talking about their own pot.

Xu Xiaoxiao almost burst out laughing: "Mrs. Xu, it's really hard to give up. Mrs. Xu, it's really v587. Mrs. Xu..."

"Go, go, go!" Mrs. Xu couldn't hold back anymore, she grabbed her son by his collar and threw him out the door, throwing the suitcase out together.

"Hurry up and go back to school, it makes me sad to see you." After Madam Xu said the last sentence, she slammed the door shut.

Xu Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xu Xiaoxiao: "!!!"

Xu Xiaoxiao lay on the ground and hammered the door desperately: "My lord, don't be angry, I didn't mean to laugh at you. Really, your cooking is so delicious, it was just an accident to throw the pot out just now Hey, my lord, Your own son hasn't eaten yet..."

With a click, the door opened, and Xu Xiaoxiao raised her head, trying to impress Mrs. Xu with her tearful appearance waiting to be fed.

Whoosh, Mrs. Xu threw something over, and with a click, the door closed again, neatly and in one go.Then a word came through the door, "Didn't you say that I picked you up from the trash can? I'm sorry, the stepmother is going to abuse Huizi."

Xu Xiaoxiao was dizzy from being hit, looked down, good guy, French bun, it's better to hope.Reluctantly, he put the bun in his arms, pulled the suitcase, and walked away reluctantly.