Sao Ke is a spectator

Yu Ping, the eldest prince of You country, that is, I had no special hobbies when I was young, and lived a pampered life in the palace like other princes.When I grew up, I didn't have any special hobbies, nothing more than liking male sex. By the age of 22, the harem had already raised hundreds of canaries.

Father Xu was afraid that I would die in this gentle village, so he sent me a task, which was to escort my sister to Shuo Kingdom to get married.

It’s nothing more than a different way to travel around the mountains and rivers. I don’t know how many foreign countries I have to pass along the way, and I might be able to fill up the harem, so I resolutely didn’t even bring a bed warmer.

It takes forty or fifty days for the wedding team to leave. The road is really full of flowers, and there is no shortage of beauties in the beautiful scenery. You can grab one from the riverside and the street. And the number of carriages has increased from two to five, and all of them are loaded with the beauties I found along the way.

Finding people is like buying vegetables. Buying and selling by force is always unsatisfactory, but I have always liked to force others.

Those who are willing to follow me after revealing their identity are those who are waving and easy to get. Most of these people are dull, either for my prince's status or for this face, and they often can't last long.And those who don't want to go with me are much more intriguing. Chasing me one after another can not only satisfy my desire to conquer as a man, but also enjoy extraordinary fun.

Along the way, there were at least three or four people who were forced by me to look for life and death, but none of them died, and all of this was due to my most capable attendant.

Speaking of my attendant Yu Zhan, he is plain-looking and superb in martial arts, but if you want to go anywhere to rob, just take him with you.He and I belong to the same family, we can be regarded as the fifth generation of brothers.He has been with me since I was a child, and the hundreds of canaries in my harem were all brought into the palace through his hands. His methods are naturally nasty and despicable, so I never ask, and I don’t bother to ask. .

If you want to say which one I like the most, I can't say it, but if you want to say which one I like the most, it must be him.However, what puzzles me the most is why his ignorant and stubborn unrequited love became the driving force for helping the evildoers?

Yu Zhan doesn't buy anyone's account, just listens to me, my mediocre sister of mine has run on him a lot during the marriage, and I dare not say it blatantly, so I start with him, but Yu Zhan is only in front of me. He is a mute, he is deaf in front of others.

The younger sister was rather dissatisfied and said: "People who know will say that our country You is rich and powerful, and a princess and a relative will also give a few carriages and beautiful attendants. Those who don't know will think that the one who is coming to marry is Your Highness Ping."

She was married to the seventh prince of Shuo Kingdom. The portrait I sent to You Guo to get married earlier was a romantic figure. After looking at it, I just kept sighing, and it was in vain for her.

The most unpleasant thing about Qu Country is that it is too cold and snowy. When we arrived at the border town, our team put on thick furs, and the slender and soft figures of the beauties were completely covered, and they looked like snow. A clumsy and bloated rabbit in the field.

I am extremely smug, and I happen to have a good skin. This skin has saved me a lot of bad reputation as a bully, but there are still many people who criticize me, such as the most ugly The phrase 'Huangziping is a rooster that is in heat regardless of day and night', and the slightly better-sounding 'Huangziping is a passionate person', but my favorite is the phrase 'Golden and jade outside but inside'.

I only care about the word gold and jade, and the others are not the point.

Naturally, the lord of Shuo Kingdom would not go out of the city to greet him in person, he only let a county king come, and brought two or 3000 horses to clear the way for the peace procession.A large group of people drove five luxury carriages straight in. Through the curtains of the carriages, I saw that both sides of the road were full of Weiling people who wanted to come to see my demeanor.The biggest advantage of Prince Ping in this life is that he does not want to refute other people's interests, so I immediately asked Yu Zhan to give me the horse, and took off the heavy fur coat, and got on the horse wearing only a dark coat.

It was colder, but seeing the teenagers throwing blue waves at me frequently in the surging crowd, it was worth the cold.

A beauty's voice came from the carriage beside her: "Your Highness, why don't you put on more clothes before going out, be careful of freezing."

My younger sister gave me a hard look through the car curtain, as if she was dissatisfied that I stole her limelight: "You can't stop for a while, you're going to die in the cold!"

At this time, I also became a deaf person, and I was complacently forgetting to form, so I didn't have the time to talk to them.

Next to him is Mu Chen, the county king of Shuo Kingdom. At this moment, he is riding a tall horse. His ink-dyed hair bun is neat and meticulous, and his body under the black clothes is strong and majestic. How many slender limbs and waist.I ignored the cold winter and snow, raised a smile that I thought could turn all living beings upside down, and kept flirting with his side face and the teenagers in the crowd who were looking at me.

However, from beginning to end, Mu Chen's head never turned to my side at all.

The main road leading to the palace is a bit long, and the [-] guards specially sent by Shuo Kingdom to clear the way seemed a bit overwhelmed at this time. More and more people came to see my demeanor, and finally blocked the road , the brigade simply stagnated.

Immediately there was a commotion, the children relied on their small size to pass in and out under the feet of the adults, the guards only cared about stopping the adults but ignored the children, five or six children rushed straight to my horse.

Children are always too straightforward in how they show they like someone, and theirs is even more extraordinary, lighting a firecracker casually, and throwing it at the foot of the horse accurately and ruthlessly.

I saw with my own eyes how the firecracker exploded. The frightened horse only cared about its own feelings, and its four hooves jumped up and down vigorously. About to be strangled.

However, I have never practiced martial arts before, so I became dizzy after bumping a few times on the horse's back. I instinctively called for Yu Zhan, but the horse's neighing and neighing suppressed my voice, and finally it The front hoof stood up high, and then threw me straight out.

The expected pain of landing did not follow. Before I fell off the horse, a hand grabbed me, dragged me into the air, and finally fell into a strong embrace of Kong Wu.At the same time, the crowd also fell silent. I opened my eyes in a state of uncertainty, and found that I was hugged by a man in a very ambiguous and lovable posture. At that time, I only had one thought—— —

Mu Chen looked even better when he saw it up close.

I often meet other people's eyes, and I can catch some things I want from the rolling eyes of the other person, but this person's eyes are like a deep pool, and there is nothing under his calm. He asked: "It's okay." Bar?"

While panicked, I did not forget to squeeze his strong arm, it was as hard as iron.I raised the corners of my eyes, pretending to be calm and said: "It's okay."

I was a little frustrated that he showed no signs of reluctance when he put me down.

When both feet touched the ground, Yu Zhan was already standing beside me. The horse that nearly trampled me to death just now had been beaten foaming at the mouth by his palm. The four hooves were still struggling to stand up, but Yu Zhan was on top of its head again. After a slap, he convulsed a few times and died.

My honorable status does not allow me to show my embarrassment in front of everyone, I adjusted my robe, put away the warm smile before, and said with a cold face: "Yu Zhan, arrest those troublemakers for me!" .”

The fact that I almost fell off the horse made the three thousand guards heighten their vigilance, which intensified their efforts to clear the way, and some even pulled their knives out of their sheaths. The congested streets were immediately cleared.

The children who set off the firecrackers were also arrested, and the two guards led by Yu Zhan each dragged two escorts to me. Yu Zhan asked: "Your Highness, how to deal with them."

I looked at the children in front of me with a cold face, but for a while I couldn't think of how to deal with them. Just as I was about to yell at them, a voice suddenly came out from behind: "They are all children."

As soon as Mu Chen opened his mouth, the idea of ​​wanting to beat them to death with sticks that had been in my mind for several times quietly faded away.

I turned my head and raised my eyebrows to look at him: "Although the prince saved my life, you will be punished if you do something wrong." After I finished speaking, I turned my face away again, and the children were looking at him in horror. Looking at me, I pointed to one of them and said: "You, go over there and face the wall and think about it. You are not allowed to go home for dinner until the carriages and horses of the palace leave."

These people's lives were saved by him, Mu Chen, not by my kindness.That child didn't appreciate Dade, but he even put on a face and replied in a muffled voice: "Oh, I see."

I took a few steps back, and asked Mu Chen's ear, "You said... did I punish you too severely?"

The calm Youtan finally had some fluctuations, but he still said calmly: "It's okay."

By coincidence, I won a good reputation when I first entered Shuo Kingdom.

He went into the palace to meet the Lord of Shuo Kingdom, presented all the rare treasures brought by You Kingdom, and discussed with him the date of marriage between his sister and the Seventh Prince, which was set in half a month.

He stayed with me for half a day, during which time he didn't insinuate and ask me about everything about You country, but only politely asked about my father's health, and asked me what was wrong with me when I first came to Shuo country, which made me go all the way. It seems that he came here to chat with him.How can I be like him, bringing my younger sister to marry is secondary, and my father has other tasks. When I stepped into the 'Weiling', my father's ambition was already ready to go.

He is really just like what his father said, he is an incompetent monarch who is strong on the outside and capable on the inside, but he has the foundation and reputation accumulated by Shuo Kingdom for hundreds of years, so it doesn't hurt to rule him easily.As far as Mu Chen, the county king I met before, the reputation of being good at war has spread to You country a few years ago, the father once said that if Shuo country falls into this person's hands, he must not act rashly.

Father, while praising others, did not forget to expose their shortcomings. He said that the biggest weakness of Mu Chen is "foolish loyalty". Like him, he could disregard the affection of his uncle and nephew, openly assassinate dozens of heirs, just to exchange for that cold throne.

The lord of the country intended to keep me in the palace, but I refused because of You Guo's wedding etiquette. He said that before leaving, the sorcerer of the kingdom told me that my younger sister and the seventh prince must not meet each other before the wedding.Of course, he was convinced of this, so he asked me how I wanted to settle down. I told him about the fact that I was rescued by Mu Chen earlier, and the implication was that I wanted to live in the county prince's mansion. , immediately drew up the will.

My father-in-law led me and my sister to the county palace. After reading the decree, I saw a flash of surprise on Mu Chen's face, but this was expected. I smiled and said to him: "This palace is in Shuo Kingdom. In a few days, I still have to bother Prince Mu."

He straightened his expression immediately: "As long as Your Highness doesn't think the humble mansion is shabby, it will be a great honor for Xiao Wang."

Naturally, the beauties who came along the way couldn't come with me, so Yu Zhan decisively asked Yu Zhan to send them all back to You Country.