The golden rules for getting along with popular male celebrities

Bai Xiqing tried to struggle, but Li Chongran slapped his ass unceremoniously, and said fiercely, "Don't make trouble!"

Bai Xiqing was immediately discouraged, and begged Li Chongran aggrievedly: "Li Chongran, it's still early, let's eat chicken first, and then have a friendly meeting later, shall we have an in-depth exchange?"

Li Chongran's tone was irresistible: "When you get home, take a bath first, then eat chicken. If you are dirty, you want to play games. Why are you so sloppy?"

Only then did Bai Xiqing heave a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "Okay, you're the best—then can we eat chicken with Crazy?"

"No."

Li Chongran carried Bai Xiqing into the bathroom, filled the bathtub with water, and put Bai Xiqing on the sink. Bai Xiqing didn't smile when he saw Li Chongran, as if he was a little angry, so he sniffed, put his hands on Li Chongran's shoulders, and whispered Call him: "Li Chongran..." The voice was soft and waxy, Li Chongran was a little sweet in his heart, but he said: "You call me 'Li Chongran' in front of outsiders, but you are also called 'Li Chongran' when we are at home?"

Bai Xiqing changed her words sensibly: "My husband..."

Li Chongran kissed Bai Xiqing's lips as a reward, and took off his T-shirt for him. Looking at Bai Xiqing's swollen belly, Li Chongran couldn't help laughing, and while touching his belly, he said, "Why are you so good at eating?" , Now that you are young, your digestive function is good, and when you are old, you will be fat."

Bai Xiqing glared at Li Chongran, and corrected him: "I am old and handsome! Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau, Johnny Depp!"

Li Chongran said with a smirk: "You should be like Leonardo when you are old."

"You're Leonardo when you're old! You're Plum himself, the 'come on and be merry' kind!"

Li Chongran made up the expression pack in his head, it was obviously Bai Xiqing 30 years later.Li Chongran pinched Bai Xiqing's nipple with a smile, and pinched it. Bai Xiqing screamed: "You take revenge on me! You were the one who spoke ill of me first!"

Li Chongran leaned over to hold his nipple again, took a sip, raised his head to look at Bai Xiqing, and said with a smile: "It's not a bad word, even if you are old, fat and ugly, you are still my wife, what can you do?" , A wife of dross can't be abandoned, it's not just a matter of admitting it."

Bai Xiqing pouted and said, "I won't be old, fat and ugly! I've been told that I'll be handsome when I'm old!"

"Yes, yes, you will be handsome when you get old." Li Chongran leaned over to kiss Bai Xiqing's lips, while undoing Bai Xiqing's belt.

While responding to Li Chongran's kiss, Bai Xiqing urged him: "Hurry up, stop kissing, take a bath first!"

Soon Bai Xiqing discovered that Li Chongran's "take a bath first" was not just about taking a bath, but under the guise of taking a bath, he just fumbled with himself for a while, and always focused on taking care of his sensitive places.

Bai Xiqing was a little dizzy by Li Chongran, leaning against Li Chongran's arms, his hand was still wandering on her body, the fruity aroma of the shower gel permeated the bathroom, it was unbelievably sweet, Bai Xiqing tiptoed to kiss Li Chongran, her hands naturally He hung down and held Li Chongran's little brother.

The water in the bathtub kept overflowing, and neither of them turned off the water. The sound of rushing water and lewd panting lingered in the bathroom. Li Chongran bit Bai Xiqing's earlobe and asked, "Do you want to eat chicken?"

Bai Xiqing gave a coquettish "Oh", and Li Chongran asked again: "Eat my husband's chicken, or..." Before Li Chongran finished asking, he felt Bai Xiqing's hand tightly holding his avatar, Li Chongran smiled and took off the shower , while continuing to caress Bai Xiqing in the name of taking a bath, while washing off the foam on his body.

Li Chongran's hand stroked Bai Xiqing's back, and he walked downstream in a gentle circle. Bai Xiqing tensed up, took a breath, but instinctively slumped down, twisted his buttocks to cater to Li Chongran, Li Chongran sneered With a sound, he turned him over and pressed against the bathroom wall.Bai Xiqing's elbows were pressed against the cold tiles, his scalp was numb for a while, he turned his head and opened his mouth slightly, asking for a kiss.

Li Chongran kissed Bai Xiqing's lips, and supported his little brother to slowly rub against Bai Xiqing's groin, which made Bai Xiqing's whole body itch. Bai Xiqing scolded Li Chongran in a crying voice: "Pervert!"

"Oh?" Li Chongran said: "You are in a hurry to eat chicken. I am very dissatisfied with my desires. What can I do? I can only rub it for a while. If you don't like it, then you don't want it..."

"No... Li Chongran... I want this..." Bai Xiqing reached behind his back to touch Li Chongran's avatar, and started talking nasty words regardless: "I want your chicken."

Li Chongran pretended to be reluctant, and while stretching Bai Xiqing, he kissed Bai Xiqing impatiently. Bai Xiqing was very self-satisfied in everything, with a nice voice and a sexy expression. Li Chongran frowned. This little fairy is really annoying. .

The expansion was almost done, Bai Xiqing waited for Li Chongran to enter, Li Chongran suddenly pretended to be embarrassed: "Hey, isn't that Internet celebrity pose popular on the Internet recently... Forget it, you have been addicted to eating chicken recently, so you must not know... "

Bai Xiqing said without thinking, "I know!"

"Oh?" Li Chongran tilted his head and asked Bai Xiqing, "How did you do it?"

Bai Xiqing couldn't wait to want Li Chongran now, so without thinking too much, she knelt down on her knees, pouted her buttocks, and looked back a little shyly: "Li Chongran, kneel down..."

Li Chongran knelt down cooperatively, tsk, it's a bit hard, as expected, I should lie to bed first and then play. Li Chongran regretted it a little, but let's make do, Bai Xiqing is so delicious, so the knee pain is the pain point.

Bai Xiqing tried to separate her legs, and said to Li Chongran: "Come closer, stick to me...and then put your legs between my legs...yes..." Li Chongran watched the little sheep obediently step into his trap , then pretended to be ignorant and followed his instructions step by step.

"Is that so?" Li Chongran asked, supporting his little brother against Bai Xiqing's acupuncture point, and asked, "You can come in now?"

"Hmm...probably...isn't it..." Bai Xiqing was a little uncertain, biting his lower lip and glanced at Li Chongran's big baby, took a breath, then turned around and pouted his butt, urging: "Hurry up!" a little..."

As soon as Li Chongran entered Bai Xiqing's body, Bai Xiqing gasped and wanted to break free, but realized it was too late. Li Chongran held Bai Xiqing's wrist with both hands, and his avatar was like a broken bamboo, rampaging inside Bai Xiqing's body. Bai Xiqing raised his neck, and tears burst into tears It flowed out, and exclaimed: "Li Chongran! Don't! It's so deep! Don't..."

Li Chongran bit Bai Xiqing's neck with a smirk, slowly backed away, and then slammed his waist into it. Only then did Bai Xiqing realize that what was said on the Internet was true, and that he couldn't break free at all. This kind of pain and pain The cool feeling was too contradictory, Bai Xiqing shook his head frantically, and begged: "Li Chongran...husband...I was wrong...don't poke it in there anymore...I'm going to die...ah..."

Li Chongran stuck out his tongue and licked Bai Xiqing's neck, then sipped it lightly, and asked in a gentle voice, "Wife, is it important to eat chicken or husband?"

Bai Xiqing no longer knew how to please Li Chongran by looking at her face, so she hurriedly said, "My husband is important... my husband is important..."

"Then when we get home, should we play games first, or let my husband eat first?"

"First...let my husband eat first...ah...it hurts...so painful...it's too deep...my husband..."

"Well——wife, I was really burned to death yesterday, you are so ruthless, wife..." Li Chongran slowed down and stepped back a little.

"My fault...my fault..."

"Then I was exposed to the sun, do you feel distressed?" Li Chongran deliberately rubbed back and forth on Bai Xiqing's most sensitive place.

"My heart hurts... ah... I really feel bad..."

"Do you dare next time?"

"Don't dare... my husband... don't... pull it out quickly... I'm going to die..."

Li Chongran backed out slowly, Bai Xiqing breathed a sigh of relief, before he recovered, Li Chongran squeezed in again, Bai Xiqing screamed, and then ejaculated, once ejaculating, he lost strength and his legs went limp , Li Chongran took the opportunity to squeeze into a deeper place, Bai Xiqing couldn't stop shaking, and when he recovered, he began to cry loudly.

Li Chongran felt both funny and distressed, kissed the corner of his eyes and coaxed: "Okay, okay, don't cry."

Also, the Internet celebrity's posture is really good, and she has to eat Bai Xiqing like this eight hundred times.

[Even a side story] Bai Xiqing's broken thoughts

My name is Bai Xiqing, and I am a chicken lover. Of course, I can’t eat chicken by myself, but I have the strongest thighs in the world. I hug my thighs every day to win. Even if someone kills me, my thighs will save me , I can always survive until the end, until the computer screen displays "Great luck, eat chicken tonight" - all I have to do is jump over and hug my thigh, ride on his lap, hold his face and slap him hard He slapped him and praised him against his will.

Then the next round can begin.

My thigh is my beneficiary father, Li Chongran, the son of the boss of the entertainment company where I am now. Everyone in the company flatteringly calls him "Little Boss Li", but I don't call him that. He takes me to eat chicken. It’s thighs when you don’t take me to eat chicken, it’s little plums, when I hook my fingers, he has to come, and when I wave my hand, he has to get out of here—but if he really gets out, I’ll cry for him , this heartbroken man, I was a baby when he signed the deed of selling his life and asked me to make money for him. I didn’t tell him that he would despise me to death while playing games at home. An outdated male star is not as good as a dog. I’m not overdue, so he just To me, it was mundane.

Well, when he slapped me it was