[Rat cat] The legend of Lou Xiaochong

Bai Yutang spat out the rice soup with a mouthful.He was originally sitting with his back to the table, but he hurriedly turned around and knocked down the knife on the edge of the table.This knife, with its sheath re-heavy, hit the foot of the man sitting next to him hard.

"Jie Housheng! You're so uneducated..." The man was spitting and swearing, but Bai Yutang just pretended he didn't hear it, it was so late, how could he hear those superfluous things in his ears.

Bai Yutang jumped up and rubbed his hands, he didn't bother to pick up the knife, thought it was wrong after thinking about it, so he wiped two more handfuls of hair.Zhan Zhao stood not three steps away from him, frowning - oh, this will be stretched, but no matter how you look at it, you still have a face full of disgust.

Zhan Zhao said hello, but didn't say anything.He took a deep breath and turned to ask the owner of the refreshment stand: "Old man, do you have anything to bring to eat?"

The stall owner just collected a few copper coins tremblingly and counted them there, but he didn't hear too much, he leaned over with his ears folded: "Ah? What are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing, he's talking to himself!" Bai Yutang finally came to his senses, and rushed over, waving his hand to signal the boss to just go about his own business.

"Bai Yutang, what do you want to do?" Zhan Zhao had the urge to raise his hand to rub his eyebrows.

Bai Yutang suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so hard that Zhan Zhao's face turned black, he straightened up and took half a step closer: "Master Mao, did you call me 'Xiaobai' just now?"

Zhan Zhao pursed his lips and sighed, "You heard me wrong." After saying that, he brushed aside the white mouse that was in the way, and politely asked the stall owner to order five buns and a bowl of batter. , I found an empty table and left it, and just stood there to fill my stomach.

But he took a sip of the batter from the large coarse porcelain bowl, and before he could put it down, he was hit by a bowl next to him.

"Cheers!" Bai Yutang joyfully raised his bowl as a signal, tilted his neck and drank the remaining half bowl of rice soup, then threw away the empty bowl - a long arc was drawn, and there was an "ouch" from a distance, and The sound of broken china.

It's been a long time since I saw this one, and I didn't watch out for him going crazy.The shop owner looked up blankly, Zhan Zhao hurriedly smiled apologetically, and took out the purse: "My friend, every time I drink two more sips, I will mess around, you old man, please bear with me."

He paid the copper coins here, and when he turned his head, Bai Yutang just landed lightly.

Bai Yutang tossed his knife with his forehand, and caught it with a snap of his backhand: "That kid, you actually want to steal Fifth Master's knife! It's cheap to smash him all over his head—by the way, the owner of the shop, you The bowl with broken teeth is not an antique handed down from the previous dynasty, right?" While talking and laughing, he also reached for his purse, but it was empty.

Now let alone paying for others' bowls, he can't even pay for the rice porridge, cakes and pickles.That's right, otherwise why did you think that old fox Zhihua's yellow rice stuffed buns were so delicious.Bai Yutang giggled and leaned into Zhan Zhao's ear: "Master Cat, can I borrow some money?"

Zhan Zhao squinted at him: "I paid."

Huh?Why are you so considerate, Mr. Cat!In any case, we have enough to eat and drink, and we can go on the road together.

Going back to Xiangyang - the journey was fairly peaceful, except for the occasional encounter with "one of my own people", everyone greeted each other lively and complimented each other, and the rest was Bai Wuye's chattering around Zhanwei Something new these days.

Although he boasted a little more and got closer, after all, he has been in Xiangyang for the past few days and has experienced many accidents.Zhan Zhao can't help but shake his head and tail and gesticulate, only when he occasionally hits a mosquito, he takes the opportunity to avoid it by two inches.

But——taking advantage of the rest of the horse, Zhan Zhao looked at the foaming Bai Yutang beside him who was getting closer and closer, and was a little puzzled: "You just said that Mr. Yan sits on Sanlipo outside Xiangyang City, but he is not..."

"What's the matter with him?" Bai Yutang was puzzled, "Although he didn't need to draw a knife to kill people, but I have to say, there is such a figure in official clothes sitting there, everyone still feels at ease."

"He..." Zhan Zhao thought about his words, "Is he safe and sound?"

Yes, what else could it be.Bai Yutang shrugged his shoulders: "There are so many people who don't do anything all day long and just watch over him, what could go wrong? At most, they just went to the latrine twice. Don't worry, I recognized that kid half a year ago. Don’t look at him as a student, he’s strong—won’t he become more tender just by wearing this official robe?”

Zhan Zhao stood up suddenly: "Nonsense!"

Bai Yutang looked up in puzzlement, Zhan Zhao's chest heaved with anger, and he spoke harshly again after a while: "Do you all think this is just for fun! The case of the King of Xiangyang has not yet been publicly judged, if it wasn't for the murder without authorization As for the matter of the imperial envoy, how can we determine his treason, how can we involve the border generals in danger!" In the future, the emperor will blame him, and how will he explain it to all his colleagues and heroes!

"Zhan Zhao." Seeing that he was so annoyed, Bai Yutang stopped smiling, "We also took all the things we should have. Whatever happened to this matter, it might not be that bad—we should go back first." Go and have a look in Xiangyang, everyone is waiting for you."

Bai Yutang's nonsense stopped talking, and even the old horse seemed to be three points faster on the way back to Xiangyang Mansion.Walking around the mouth of Wanshan Mountain outside Xiangyang City, I first looked at a thick black smoke.

The two of Zhan Bai couldn't help slowing down their horses, looking carefully.

Fortunately, it wasn't the mobs who burned Xiangyang City——Zhan Zhao had just let go of half of his heart when Bai Yutang slammed his horse and rushed over.

It was a three-story wooden building outside the city that caught fire.

Bai Yutang jumped off his horse, ignoring those who clapped, sang, applauded, and fought for drinks. He pushed through the crowd, and finally saw someone he recognized. He hurried over and shouted: "Fourth brother!"

"Huh?" Jiang Ping and Jiang Sixia were also half drunk, "Fifth? Come on, let's go together!" As he spoke, he wobbled and handed over a wine jar.

Are you crazy about drinking together?Bai Yutang waved away the wine jar: "Where's the elder brother? He didn't tell you... Forget it, where is the elder brother?"

Lu Fang didn't come to go crazy with everyone, he didn't have time.He, Zhihua, Shen Zhongyuan, and Ouyang Chun, who just arrived, are gathering together to discuss what to do next--the things that should be done by the Jianghu people are almost done, and the government will soon It can take over, and it is probably a science to let the martial arts masters who are having fun go back to the three mountains and five mountains to live their peaceful lives.

Quietly buried in the medicine, Han Zhang was also in the corner of the room.This time contacting the group of heroes, he promised many people that he would give a few special fireworks, and he rushed to work every day and night before the team broke up.

These few people were discussing in a lively place, when the door was knocked open, Bai Yutang rushed into the room and didn't talk to those present, he just stepped over a few steps and patted the table to ask his elder brother: "Why did you let them take that building away?" It was burned! It has been said that the small building is the place where King Xiangyang stored his love poems, and has nothing to do with rebellion!"

"Fifth, it's too big or small!" Lu Fang frowned, this room is full of seniors, what's the matter with you yelling.

Good brothers, don't quarrel, Ouyang Chun laughed and said, "Old Lu, don't get angry, is the fifth brother still young and energetic? Fifth brother, come and sit down and have a cup of tea. Say something slowly."

Bai Yutang just stared at Lu Fang without saying a word.Shen Zhongyuan raised an eyebrow at Zhihua, Zhihua smiled wryly and shook his head—I can't control this kid's temper!

Helpless, Lu Fang knocked on the edge of the table: "According to you, is it possible to let them burn the Xiangyang Prince's Mansion again?" It was broad daylight, how many people were watching, and there was no way to blame carelessness for no reason, right?Besides, in the city, if the flames catch the houses, it will be difficult.

That can't be... Bai Yutang clenched his fists hard and was about to explode when he suddenly heard a faint voice from the corner of the room asking, "Where is Zhan Zhao, didn't you come back with you?" It turned out to be his second brother.

Han Zhang interjected, still bowing his head to match his explosives.

With a cold snort, Bai Yutang turned around angrily and left, only a table of people heaved a sigh of relief.Only Lu Fang heaved a long sigh: "I have wronged him - what did you just say, old wisdom?"

Let's talk about Bai Yutang.When he looked for Zhan Zhao again, it was already nightfall, and the fire outside the city was still burning, judging by the situation, it might burn for three days and three nights before giving up.Zhan Zhao had already seen Yan Chasan come back, he stood at a corner of the city wall and looked over quietly.Bai Yutang walked up to him, put the scabbard on the crenel, and folded his hands to watch the flames: "Xiangyang King...how is it?"

"Okay, there is food and drink, and there are guards." Zhan Zhao thought about it, and it's okay to tell him the truth, "According to the emperor, the emperor's uncle has worked hard for the country and the people for decades, and now he should enjoy the happiness of life." Well, it happened that the imperial envoy was visiting Xiangzhou and picked him up on the way back to the palace to be raised in honor."

"That's it?" Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, after going through all the troubles, it's nothing if it's neither salty nor bland.

Zhan Zhao sighed: "Everyone is always a little sorry. However, if our royal family of the Great Song Dynasty can be kind to father, son, filial, brother, friendly and respectful, it will be an example for future generations and all people."

Bai Yutang didn't respond, but just stared at the fire in a daze.

After a long while, Zhan Zhao coughed lightly: "I didn't think about it carefully before, but now Zhan has probably figured it out. Brother Bai, don't be too sad."

Hearing this, Bai Yutang turned around and leaned on the pile, stretched his waist, "Don't call him Brother Bai, call him Xiaobai."

Um?Zhan Zhao was taken aback.I saw him clasping his hands behind his head, Wang Tian sighed with emotion: "It's quite right to add the word 'small'. I told so many people before that I was young and ignorant, but I didn't believe it. I thought I was gritting my teeth with enthusiasm In the end, I can always get things done. In the end, after all my efforts, who do I count as, who can I save?"

After Bai Yutang finished speaking, he waited for Zhan Zhao to persuade him—but after waiting for a long time, there was no sound.When he turned his head to look, Zhan Zhao seemed hesitant to speak.

Blinking, Bai Yutang couldn't help asking, "What do you want to say?"

"No." Zhan Zhao looked at the flag on the side.

After a while, Bai Yutang, who was in a daze, heard Zhan Zhao's words: "This time, Zhan is planning to take a long vacation and go back to his hometown to visit his ancestors. Will Brother Bai come along?"

Oh...huh?When Bai Yutang came back to his senses, Zhan Zhao had already walked a few feet away.

"Hey, cat! I told you to call Xiao, Bai—"

-The End-

The author has something to say:

So, so it's over. .You see, they have really embarked on the beginning of the road to sweetness 【Don't hit me! 】

Then I will slowly revise the article while scumbag "Murdering Newspaper", um, the second half of the article is really messed up and I can't bear to look directly_(:з」∠)_

Thank you for your patience to see everyone here, bow~

By the way, Xiaolou's children's shoes seem to be a bit bitter, there is no sense of existence in the process, and the ending is the only BE character in the book [Hey!you know too! ] So I plan to add a special episode for him. .If I am diligent enough.guiding ideology. .It’s about assigning him to Tongtian Cave_(:з」∠)_

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