Rabbit and weak tiger

01,

There are two major gangs in Cixia Town, each occupying a corner.

In the east of the town is the Rabbit Gang, and the leader is a guide named Lin Rabbit. The difference is that the guide and his rabbit are known for their robustness, and their physique is not inferior to that of the Sentinels.

The one in Zhenxi is the female tiger team. The current team leader is the youngest son of the previous female team leader. He is a sentinel with a Siberian tiger. He just came back from abroad.

Rabbits and tigers have always been incompatible with each other. There is a small fight every month, and a big fight every six months.However, in order not to destroy the harmonious atmosphere and natural environment of the town, the two gangs chose the elementary school playground at the entrance of the town as the venue for fighting.

02,

The moon is dark and the wind is high at night, when murderers and arsonists.

Lin Qiao, the 23-year-old leader of the Rabbit Gang, held a toothpick in his mouth and carried a metal baseball bat, looking at the crowd standing opposite with disdain.

All of them were women, except for the big man in women's clothing standing at the front, whose height of 188cm was full of contradictions compared to the shy and springy expression on his face looking at him.

But to be honest, the dark green silk and white crane embroidered dress that the man was wearing quite matched his fair complexion.

The little shopkeeper's grandma's rhubarb was biting Lin Qiaoqiao's trouser legs and whining non-stop. Annoyed, Lin Qiao took out a piece of pork jerky from his trouser pocket and threw it on the track with ease.

"Go!" he shouted.

Rhubarb ran after the jerky that arced across the air.

The cold night wind was blowing, and tumbleweeds on the ground rolled between the two opposing gangs.

"Boss, when will we do it?" Asked Lin Qiao, the second-in-command sentinel who followed Lynx by his legs.

Lin Qiao spat out the toothpick in her mouth, pointed at the women's clothing boss with a baseball bat, and lazily said, "I never hit women, just hand over Xiao Ran to me."

Before Xiao Ran could speak, the sisters and aunts of the tigress group put Xiao Ran behind her and said in a hurry:

"Ran Ran is the lifeblood of our team! If you want to touch him, you need to ask me first!"

"Isn't it just a rabbit, what are you pulling!"

"Don't be afraid, Ran Ran, Auntie will help you teach this brat a lesson."

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Three women are equal to a group of ducks, and thirteen women have turned this playground into a duck farm.

Lin Qiao got a headache from the noise, and he shouted angrily, "Shut up, you old women! I just see that Xiao Ran is upset, so teach him what's wrong!"

When Xiao Ran, who was named, heard the words, his eyes turned red, and he shouted aggrievedly, "I just like you, why are you so fierce every time?"

Lin Qiao's hand holding the baseball bat trembled, suddenly feeling a heart attack.

On the side, the grandma who was sitting on the steps drinking tea and watching the battle smiled and said, "Xiao Ran is crying, it seems that he can't fight again."

Rhubarb barking echoed.

03,

Xiao Ran liked Lin Qiao, which was the consensus of the whole town.

It's not that Lin Qiao never liked Xiao Ran, it's just that it all happened when he was a child.

Lin Qiao and Xiao Ran have been at the same table since kindergarten until high school.Lin Qiao has a strong mind and a strong physique, and has always been a leader in the school; Xiao Ran has fair skin, a watery appearance, a soft and waxy personality, and a strong learning ability. He is the teacher's treasure.

The two have opposite personalities, one is a guide who doesn't look like a guide at all, and the other is a sentry who doesn't look like a sentry at all.Although Lin Qiao always looks down on the delicate Xiao Ran, she will still respond to Xiao Ran's coquettish offensive.

After all, Xiao Ran was petite and cute when she was still young, and the appearance of wearing a skirt and double ponytails happened to be the type of sweetheart he liked, which fully satisfied Lin Qiao's machismo vanity.

Lin Qiao also fantasized about marrying Xiao Ran when she grows up. Xiao Ran is responsible for being beautiful and gentle to manage the house, and as a strong guide, he is responsible for working hard to support the family outside. It is beautiful to think about.

However, it took only 2 years from the initiation of the fantasy to the disillusionment.

When Xiao Ran, who entered middle school, became taller and taller, when the two of them gradually stabilized their mental and physical quantum beast forms, and when the whole school knew that Boss Lin was a rabbit and Xiao Ran was a tiger... Lin Qiao's dream was shattered.

He began to realize that if the two of them were together one day in the future, then he might not necessarily be the one at the top.

This is simply a devastating blow.

04,

Lin Qiao's contradiction mainly lies in the issue of fertility in this worldview.

In this world view, no matter whether it is a sentinel or a guide, no matter whether it is male or female, everyone has the ability to conceive and have children. The difference is that the probability of pregnancy for a sentinel is extremely low, almost equivalent to no.

That is to say, once the sentinel guides are combined, generally the guides with strong mental strength but weaker physique will bear the responsibility for procreation.Unless, the paired guide is a strong guide who is better than the sentinel in all aspects.

Lin Qiao thought he was strong enough, but when the adolescent Xiao Ran was half his head taller, he suddenly panicked.

Let him conceive and have children, it is better to kill him.

05,

"Lin Qiao, I like you."

Xiao Ran with a sweet smile lay on the window sill and looked at Xiao Ran.

"I don't like you, don't think about it." Lin Qiao refused expressionlessly.

"Why? You used to like me the most!" Xiao Ran's tears quickly steamed up, and the little Siberian tiger beside him also jumped to Lin Qiao's feet and rubbed his head against him.

Lin Qiao's Lin Tu stood up and tugged at his ears in distress.

Lin Qiao, who had been tangled between the bamboo horse and the impossible tragedy for a long time, was very cruel. He pretended to be fierce and threatened Xiao Ran, "If you don't like it, you don't like it! Come closer to me, and be careful that I will do something to you. !"

06,

Lin Qiao and Xiao Ran got into an awkward situation.

The two who usually go home together after school are now separated by a long distance on the same road.

Xiao Ran nestled in the room depressed, he didn't even want to eat dinner, he couldn't figure out why Lin Qiao didn't like him all of a sudden.

Xiao Ran's mother, Xiao Zhi, the leader of the Tigress Team, walked into the room of her youngest son, only to see that his hairstyle and clothes were messed up, and he was very depressed.

Xiao Zhi put his son in his arms, and asked him softly, "What's wrong, baby?"

Xiao Ran rubbed his red eyes and said, "Qiao Qiao ignored me."

jojo?Xiao Zhi saw the appearance of the little rabbit from the house next door. She pursed her lips and smiled, and said to her son, "If you don't care about you, just find a way to make him care about you. If you don't like you, let him like you. Our family How can a child shed tears so easily."

07,

Xiao Ran, who learned scriptures from his mother, did a big thing in the morning assembly of the whole school on Monday.

He rushed to the stage and kissed Lin Qiao hard (PS: kiss on the mouth) when Lin Qiao was reviewing the trouble he caused last time in front of the whole school. Afterwards, he took the microphone in Lin Qiao's hand and expressed his affection for Lin Qiao. road:

"Jojo, I really like you, please agree to my confession."

His expression is as infatuated as the male protagonist in Qiong Yao's drama that makes the audience feel goosebumps.

The audience was silent, and after a while there was an uproar.

The dean rushed to the stage, trying to take the two brats who violated the school rules and disrupted order.Xiao Ran took Lin Qiao's hand and fled nimbly.

Lin Qiao froze on the spot, allowing Xiao Ran to drag him away.His rabbit fell backward in a daze, and was lifted away by the Siberian tiger biting the fur on the back of its neck.

08,

For a moment, Lin Qiao wanted to use his mental tentacles to tear Xiao Ran's brain out to see if it was made of paste.

Lin Qiao was so angry that she decided to ignore Xiao Ran for the rest of her life.

09,

Xiao Ran began to prepare love bento in different ways every day, and secretly stuffed it into Lin Qiao's desk when there was no one in the classroom.But every time Lin Qiao took a look at it, he knew who made the bento.

"Xiao Ran, take your trash back! If you carve little rabbits out of carrots in your bento, I'll kill you!!!"

10,

The chickens are flying and the dogs are jumping, so happy.

The love-hate relationship between the Siberian tiger and Lin Tu has become a big topic in Cixia Middle School. Everyone is betting on who will succumb to the other first.

Lin Qiao and Xiao Ran were willing to fight and suffer, although the one who was beaten was not really beaten, the one who was beaten was quite happy.

The relaxed and pleasant campus life lasted from the third year of junior high school to the second year of high school. Just when Lin Qiao got used to this kind of life, Xiao Ran suddenly disappeared one day.

11,

On the first day Xiao Ran disappeared, Lin Qiao didn't care.

The second day after Xiao Ran disappeared, Lin Qiao's eyes fell on the empty seat at the same table.

On the third day after Xiao Ran disappeared, Lin Qiao felt something was wrong.

On the fourth day after Xiao Ran disappeared, Lin Qiao couldn't help but secretly opened the spiritual net in class to collect all the information about Xiao Ran.

On the fifth day after Xiao Ran disappeared, Lin Qiao frantically searched for Xiao Ran in the town.

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One month after Xiao Ran disappeared, the grumpy Lin Qiao became silent, and the most written words in the draft book were: [Xiao Ran, I*your uncle].

12,

Xiao Ran didn't disappear out of thin air, he just followed in the footsteps of his elder sister and second sister and went abroad to study.

When he got the offer from a foreign school, he originally wanted to tell Lin Qiao, but Lin Qiao always kept him at a respectful distance, and he never even read the small note that was secretly thrown on his desk in class.

How much Xiao Ran liked Lin Qiao, how sad he was in the few days before leaving.

The day before he left, he changed into men's clothing for a long time and went downstairs to Lin Qiao's house. After calling Lin Qiao's name a few times, it was Lin Qiao's mother who opened the door.

"Qiao Qiao went out with her friends, and I don't know when she will be back." Mother Lin said.

After Xiao Ran said goodbye to Lin's mother, she sat on the swing in the street park and waited for Lin Qiao to go home.He waited from afternoon until night, and the cold of the night made him sneeze.

Looking upstairs, the lights in Lin Qiao's room were still off.

That night, Lin Qiao stayed at a friend's house, and Xiao Ran hugged his Siberian tiger in the cold wind all night.

13,

After officially learning that Xiao Ran was going abroad, the word "Xiao Ran" became Lin Qiao's allergies.Even if he went to another city to study at university, Lin Qiao would still unconsciously pay attention to those sentinels whose names or figures were similar to Xiao Ran.

Even his normally indifferent Lin Rabbit would tell him from time to time that it missed that motherfucker stupid tiger.

Lin Qiao really wanted to say that he didn't miss Xiao Ran, but he couldn't lie to his heart, he missed Xiao Ran terribly.

Think of him secretly stuffing bento into his desk.

Think of him kissing himself forcibly in front of the whole school that time.

I thought he was lying on the desk and pretending to sleep, but he was secretly observing him.

Think of his every frown, every move, every word.

In his memory, even the way he wore a skirt and a ponytail was prettier than anyone he had ever seen.

But he didn't dare to say that phrase of liking, the mask was hung on his face for too long, he almost forgot how to get rid of this layer of illusion.

14,

Lin Qiao has been waiting for Xiao Ran to contact him every year, but every year he has not waited.

As time passed, Lin Qiao began to feel that every sentinel looked like a pig's hoof.Turning grief and anger into strength, he joined the school's taekwondo club, successfully developed a body of tendons, and once again became a bully on campus.

15,

After graduating from university, Lin Qiao rejected the job introduced to him by the university teacher, and resolutely returned to Cixia Town. He gathered a group of brothers from high school, seized the territory in the east of the town, and set up the opposite group of Tigress. Rabbit gang.

The core idea of ​​the Rabbit Gang is to fight against the Tigress Group, snatch territory and make appointments (although there is no fight every time, Lin Qiao just finds an excuse to see if Xiao Ran is back).

Thanks to the addition of a gang in the town, the quality of services such as garbage sorting, finding lost property, pet custody, and express delivery has been significantly improved. The townspeople in Cixia Town have nothing to do and began to pay attention to the gossip of these two gangs.

The relationship between Xiao Ran and Lin Qiao has once again become a popular after-dinner topic among the townspeople.

16,

The timeline goes back to the beginning of this article.

Rabbits and tigers are incompatible with fire and water. There is a small fight every month, and a big fight every six months. However, in order not to destroy the harmonious atmosphere and natural environment of the town, the two gangs chose the elementary school playground in the town as the place for fighting. Be there or be square.

The moon is dark and the wind is high at night, when murderers and arsonists.

The two gangs met again in the playground of Cixia Town Primary School. This time, the appointment was a little different from the usual one. A 188cm woman dressed as a gangster appeared among the women in the tigress group.

Lin Qiao looked at that figure, his eyes were about to burst.

17,

"Why are you looking for me, go back to your Tigress team!"

Lin Qiao slammed the door and pressed her back against the door, preventing Xiao Ran from entering her room.

"Qiao Qiao, can you let me in? I haven't seen you for so long. I have a lot to say to you." Xiao Ran whispered. After several years of transformation, his voice became more mellow and magnetic.

"I won't listen, so hurry up and leave." Lin Qiao said duplicity.

"It's been five years, Jojo, do you really miss me?"

The vibration of the voice reached Lin Qiao's ears through the door panel, and his heart that failed to live up to expectations suddenly softened.

The door was pulled open from the inside, and Lin Qiao said to Xiao Ran outside the door with a dark face, "Get out, I only give you a few words."

18,

Xiao Ran especially cherished the limited time given by Lin Qiao, so he chose to push Lin Qiao against the door and kiss him deeply as soon as he entered the room.

19,

I don't know how long this kiss lasted, Lin Qiao only felt that his brain was short of oxygen and was about to suffocate.

Xiao Ran let go of Lin Qiao, with the silver thread still on his lips, he lowered his head to touch Lin Qiao's forehead.

"Jojo, I miss you so much."

Lin Qiao looked directly at the sentinel who was already a head taller than him, and squirmed for a long time before uttering a few words.

"I changed your hot-eyed women's attire to me, it's so ugly."

On the side, Lin Tu, who hadn't seen him for many years, jumped up and kicked the Siberian tiger.

20,

According to reliable eyewitness accounts, the new leader of the Tigress Group came out of the home of the leader of the Rabbit Gang more than once in the morning, and was still wearing the clothes of the previous day, apparently spending the night at his home.

Rumors were raging, and it spread from the head of the town to the end of the town within an hour.

The screen returns to the tigress group.

Just when Xiao Ran was sneaking back to the room, Xiao Zhi quietly appeared behind him.

"Where did you go last night?"

Mother's voice frightened Xiao Ran and his Siberian tiger.

"Go...go..." Xiao Ran was at a loss for words for a long time.

"Go to that little rabbit's house?" Xiao Zhi's cold face put on a trace of teasing, her big tiger walked up to Xiao Ran and sniffed, "It's so impatient after only coming back a day, it's really not like me son."

Xiao Ran's cheeks were flushed, and he said, "When I saw him, I forgot everything."

"Hit home plate?"

"……………………No!!!"