I always thought I was saving the world [fast time travel]

Emperor Chen sat on a chair with a golden knife, and beside him, an old eunuch stood with his shoulders shrugged and holding a dust whisk, and at his feet, there was a trembling young man with his head bowed deeply. eunuch.

The little eunuch's name was Xiao Huanzi, but it didn't matter, since the emperor couldn't remember his name anyway.He tried his best to control himself, not to let his voice tremble, and reported very concisely, not daring to repeat a word.

You must know that someone was talking back to the emperor at the beginning, and the emperor got impatient and took off that person's head!

"After returning to the bedroom, Master Qingjun first took a bath and changed clothes, and then used a little food, which was red dates and millet porridge boiled in the small kitchen, and then lay on the bed without getting up. At Sishi, Concubine Shu came to visit and invited Qing The prince went to the garden to enjoy the scenery..."

Speaking of this, the little eunuch felt the sight of the Ninety-Five Supreme Being oppressively on his back, almost biting his tongue, and he trembled even more, "But, but, Master Qingjun refused, Concubine Shu Madam, excuse me, say—"

Seeing the young eunuch's useless appearance, the old eunuch standing next to the emperor with his fly whisk was so anxious that he wanted to stomp his feet, cursing in his heart: This is useless stuff!However, he cautiously lowered his voice to remind: "What did Master Qing Jun say, Xiao Huanzi, you said it!"

The little eunuch gritted his teeth and said, "Prince Qing Jun said that his butt hurts, so he won't go!"

Chen Zhanfeng: ...

"Okay, step back, go back and take good care of your master.

The little eunuch, as if he had received an amnesty, stepped on tiptoes, took small steps, and retreated without daring to dawdle for a moment.

"Your Majesty, Master Qing is not feeling well, do you want to go and have a look today?" The old eunuch suggested with a flattering smile like an old chrysanthemum, trying to figure out what the emperor wanted.

Chen Zhanfeng put down the scroll in his hand, and said in a deep voice, "Being a demon right after entering the palace, very courageous. But it's because of my love. Let him hang out for a few days and let him learn a lesson."

Old eunuch: ...

No, my Majesty the Emperor, don't you feel a little bit upright?The co-author sent someone to watch Master Qingjun, and it wasn't you who had to report everything to you, right?

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Since being sent out from Feilu Palace that day, Wen Shu has never seen Chen Zhanfeng again. He himself is not very good, but Ling Peng couldn't stand it anymore.

"Peng Peng, don't yell at me. If Emperor Chen doesn't come, I have nothing to do." In fact, because of the previous incident, Wen Shu was a little bit resistant to Emperor Chen.He was very happy that Emperor Chen didn't come.However, he also knew that if the task had to be completed, it would be impossible for him to delay time passively.

"If you can't see people, it means you can't develop your relationship. If you can't develop your relationship, you can't influence the emperor of Chen. If you can't influence the emperor of Chen, you can't stop the massacre. If you can't stop the massacre, you can't stop the massacre. Shushu!"

"Okay, okay!" Wen Shu put down the book in his hand, the ancient technology was extremely underdeveloped, Wen Shu suddenly seemed to be on vacation, and became a little at a loss.The only few books he could read were written in ancient Chinese, which made him confused.

"Then Pengpeng, what do you want to do?"

Seeing that his attitude had finally corrected, Ling Peng breathed a sigh of relief.Said: "The mountain is not just me, I will go to the mountain. Shushu, let's seduce the emperor!"

Wen Shu almost couldn't catch his breath, "Peng Peng!"

Ling Peng hurriedly went around in circles, "It's a strategy to gain the trust of the task target and develop a close relationship with the task target."

It was easier for Wen Shu to accept it, and said helplessly, "Then what shall we do?"

Wen Shu didn't understand, and Ling Peng didn't understand the ancient harem's methods of fighting for favor. He said to Wen Shu, "Shu Shu, wait for me." Then he hurried to read the strategy.

"Oh, I found it!" Ling Peng excitedly said to himself, and then asked Wen Shu: "Shu Shu, can you sing?"

Wen Shu blinked, "I can't..." People with tone deafness don't deserve names for things like singing.

Ling Peng: "What about dancing?"

Wen Shu blinked again, "No way!" How could he, a mortal, be able to do something like dancing.

Ling Peng had a bad feeling: "There must be one musical instrument..."

Wen Shu: "I will use a row of cups filled with water to knock Doromi's hair."

Ling Peng grabbed his soft blond hair, "You don't know any of the three major weapons for favor, so what exactly do you know about Shushu?"

Wen Shu didn't like to be underestimated, so he answered solemnly: "Actually, I am a scientific researcher in the quantum field, mainly researching hyperspace transmission and communication. If the country needs it, I also know a little about nuclear bombs, missiles and nuclear power plants. The research institute makes some civilian technology to make money..."

Ling Peng was completely insane, what's the use of this!What is the use of the content in these elementary school textbooks!The point is that this is ancient times, what use are these things!

He drooped his non-existent ears, like a cute rabbit, "Is there nothing more practical, more dazzling, more different, more eye-catching, and make people fall at first sight?"

Now Wenshu is not confident in himself anymore, so what he knows is so useless?But that's all he knows!He thought hard, looking at the little angel who was expecting to come up with something amazing, his face turned red!

Wen Shu: "Well——"

Ling Peng: "What? What?"

Wen Shu: "Well——"

Ling Peng: "Come on! Come on!"

Wen Shu: "Here——"

……

Ling Peng: "..."

A garden that the emperor had to pass through on his way back to Feilu Palace, where Wen Shu led two maids and two eunuchs ambushed!

Wen Shu's heart was beating hard, and he kept asking Ling Peng in his mind, "Peng Peng, Peng Peng, do you think this is really possible?"

Ling Peng patted his chest and promised, "Okay, Shushu, you have to trust me."

For this matter, Ling Peng sneaked away to ask Di Lan, but Sister Lan said, what kind of talent do you want, and reading the book and throwing yourself at the emperor is more useful than anything else!

Ling Peng thought the same, the absolute match has an extraordinary attraction, even if you don't use any means of reading books, the Emperor Chen loves it more than anyone else.This beautiful woman took the initiative to throw herself into her arms, I don't believe that the emperor won't take the bait!

But you can't rush at people, you have to do it naturally, seductively, shyly...

Ling Peng told Wen Shu over and over again, "Shu Shu, when the Emperor Chen comes, you have to remember to twist your waist, remember to find the right direction, and remember your expression. Expression is very important, very important, you must remember it! "

Wen Shu was helpless: "I know", the absurd feeling in his heart made him shudder.

Finally, Chen Zhanfeng appeared on a grand occasion, accompanied by the highest-ranking eunuch in the palace.

Ling Peng yelled the beat to Wen Shu: "He's coming, he's coming, one, two, three!"

Wen Shu was stunned, his mind went blank, and he bumped into Chen Zhanfeng's bad side like a little lamb.

The court ladies and eunuchs who followed Wenshu saw this situation, they were so frightened that their guts were split, they knelt down on the gravel ground with a bang, and shouted in trembling voices: "Long live the emperor, long live, long live!"

And right here, another man in fine attire followed by a large group of court ladies and eunuchs meandering, "Your Majesty, younger brother Qingjun just entered the harem and didn't know how to be polite. Don't blame him. It's a dereliction of duty. Your Majesty has the important task of taking care of the harem, but he did not teach his younger brother to behave well, please punish him." It is Wen Jun who is "gentle, kind and virtuous".

What to do now? ? ? !

Wen Shu felt that the ruthless iron hands on Lou's waist were getting tighter and tighter, and his heart jumped violently. He put his hands on Chen Zhanfeng's chest, raised his head slightly, and could only see Chen Zhanfeng's firm chin.He even pulled out a bit of consciousness from his muddy brain and exclaimed, "It's so tall!"

Ling Peng jumped in Wenshu's mind: "Shushu, act like a spoiled child, act like a spoiled child quickly! Hurry up!"

Only then did Wen Shu regain a little sobriety from his bewildered state, oh!Acting like a baby, how did Peng Peng say to act like a baby?

Wen Shu hesitantly clenched his right hand into a fist, lifted it up, and then landed on Chen Zhanfeng's thick and hard chest, "Wh-wh-wh, you are a big, big villain! I really want to cry of……"

After Ping Bing finished his lines, Wen Shu felt that something was wrong, the surrounding was eerily quiet, he was a little afraid to look up...

"Peng Peng, Peng Peng, that's right, I remember correctly!"

Ling Peng: Your little angel is autistic and refuses to answer.And leave you with a *ass*.

The author has something to say: please ignore all the stupid author's out of morals.The pots are all plump.

Thank you "Dark Yang Ai Yang Yang" for the cute mine and nutrient solution.