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The yacht had already raised one of its front legs, as if it was ready to rush up to give the opponent a few slaps at any time, but now it stopped for a while, and then slowly, slowly, put down the white gloves again.

The man in black looked at him with interest and said, "Tsk tsk, I haven't seen you in 730 years. See you this time. You've lost some weight."

The back of the yacht suddenly arched again, and its fur exploded into a ball. One person and one cat confronted each other for a while, but the yacht relaxed again. He stepped back a little, shrank to the corner of the window sill, and huddled like an ordinary tomcat. With his little hands, he said pitifully, "Meow~~"

The man in black: "..."

Yacht simply tried to shrink himself into a ball, trembling his body, pretending to be very scared. "Meow... Meow..." he called softly, completely without the arrogance he had during the day when he slapped the demon queen with two palms and stepped on the demon king's face with one foot. If Liang Zhou saw this, he probably would I won't be able to sleep for three days and three nights - it's scary.

The yacht continued to yell "Meow", very obsequious, and also very... well, obscene.

The man in black suddenly frowned and stretched out his hand.At that moment, the yacht's pair of emerald green cat eyes flashed fiercely, and its claws came out quietly, as if it was about to attack the opponent's face in the next second, but it was only for a moment, and it seemed like As if he had made a decision, he turned into a well-behaved kitten again.

The man in black grabbed the yacht's forelegs and shook him gently in the air: "Wei Wu'an? Wei Yaowang? Huh?"

The yacht stared at a pair of cat's eyes, acting like "what are you talking about, I don't understand", the man in black raised him again: "Wu'an? Wei Wu'an? Hey, my brother Wu'an!"

yacht:"…………"

The man in black laughed: "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you are him or not." As he said this, he grabbed the yacht with one hand, pinched it under his arm, and was about to jump downstairs.

Yacht: "Meow~~??!!!" I was probably really anxious at this moment, and I was stunned to express three emotions by meowing in the end.It was too late, he struggled desperately to escape, the ferocious meowing almost resounded through the night sky, but it was a pity that it was not a human language, so Liang Zhou just frowned in his sleep, turned over slightly and hid in the bed And Yinghua on the other end was very good at seizing the opportunity to hug his lover into his arms and cover his ears.

The yacht was in a panic: "Meow meow meow meow meow!" (SB, get up and help the uncle, SB, did you hear that!)

The man in black was overjoyed, and stretched out his hand to pat the yacht's forehead heavily: "Let's go, Wu'an." As he spoke, he flipped out from the balcony railing with one hand, and the black clothes swayed and flew in the wind. So a bit of a romantic knight.

So the sound of the yacht resounded all over the neighborhood: "Meow (fuck)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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I don't know how long the man in black has been running around in this city. When he stopped, the yacht found that he had come to a remote and strange place.

In front of him was an old building that was built many years ago. It was about three stories high. Years and soot had blackened the outer layer of the building. The man in black went upstairs and opened a door.

"Boss, come back... Hey, what is this?" As soon as the door was opened, the yacht saw a very eye-catching child. The child was about twelve or thirteen years old, with a round baby face. It's cute, except for those eyes.There are only whites in those eyes and no black eyes, plus his hoarse voice that is different from ordinary children, it seems that he is... dead.

The man in black walked into the door carelessly, knocked with his heel, and closed the door, without any intention of putting down the yacht during the whole process.

The dead child turned a pair of white eyes and stared at the yacht for a moment, then suddenly shouted excitedly: "Kitty cat!" He opened his arms and was about to rush up to hug him, but before he could get close, he was caught in black. The man held his head with one hand and stood still: "Don't come here."

The dead child was dancing with his hands, with sharp nails protruding from the edges of his bony fingers. If an ordinary person saw this, he would be frightened to death, but in the eyes of the previous generation of demon king yachts, this was just an ordinary little zombie.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but looked at the man in black with complicated emotions. 2000 years ago, the name of Shangxian Rong Yu was known in all three realms, and there were so many fans, how could anyone from the land clan dare to stand shoulder to shoulder with him.He still remembered that when he saw this man for the first time, he was wearing pure white clothes, his eyes were picturesque, and his whole body exuded an inviolable and pure air. .

What happened to him in the past 2000 years?

"I thought you would be afraid of Qiuqiu, but I didn't expect you to be quite courageous." A playful voice came, and Yachting froze for a moment before realizing it.Both cats and dogs are psychic, if this guy named Qiuqiu was a zombie, ordinary cats and dogs would have been terrified, but he was still thinking about something seriously... I don’t know if it’s too late to fix it .

Thinking of this, Yacht opened his mouth, as if he wanted to make a desperate scream.Rong Yu looked at him with interest, as if to say: "Start your performance now." The previous generation of demon kings had always been thick-skinned, so there was a direct "ow", one trembling head tilted, four legs paralyzed, Pretending to faint from shock.

Rong Yu: "..."

Qiuqiu didn't know what happened, so he kept yelling, "Little Maomao, what's wrong with you, Little Maomao! Boss, Little Maomao fainted from fright, please help it!"

Rong Yu let go of the hand that was holding the ball, and raised Comrade Yacht to his eyes for a closer look.Yacht with his eyes closed can clearly feel Rong Yu's gaze staring at him. For some reason, that gaze seems to be real, so piercing that the boss of the yacht can hardly pretend. He is really afraid that this guy will do something wrong. Things to save.As for what this irreparable and terrible thing was, the yacht herself did not know.However, Rong Yu just looked at him for a while and then let him go: "I fainted from fright, don't lean over Qiuqiu."

The dead boy Qiuqiu let out an "oh", and backed away in a particularly aggrieved way: "Boss, I didn't mean it, I just..." Just wanted to touch this little creature full of life.For living things, dead things are always particularly liked, probably because I can't get them again in my life.

"It's okay," Rong Yu said, "It's getting late, you go and rest, the injury you got a few days ago hasn't fully healed yet."

Injuried?What hurt?The yacht's small ears moved, Rong Yu saw it, but didn't make a sound.

Qiuqiu snorted and said, "Yes, Qiuqiu understands." Then he left.

"Okay, now we are the only ones left." After a while, the yacht heard Rong Yu's voice, as if expecting something.Yacht thought to himself, is he trying to lure Grandpa to speak?Master is not fooled, I am not fooled, I am not fooled!

After a while, Yacht felt himself moving, he was hugged by Rong Yu, and placed on a soft place, probably a bed or something.Then Rong Yu let go of his hand, he heard Rong Yu's footsteps, the footsteps were far away, followed by the sound of the door closing with a "bang", and the faint sound of water came through the door.

Yacht pricked up his ears and listened carefully for a while. After confirming that Rong Yu was indeed not there, he dared to open his eyes slowly. First, he opened a small slit, and then opened them completely after confirming that there was no danger. Rong Yu was indeed not by his side. Yacht Standing up and looking around, he couldn't help but be taken aback for a moment.

With Rong Yu's ability, even if he is no longer the number one celestial being in the Three Realms, he naturally won't be able to live a hard-pressed life.The reason why he made his home here is probably for some reason, like in this seemingly shabby corridor, there is actually hidden a gorgeous house built by Rong Yu with mana.

The yacht stares blankly at everything around, small windows, carved beds, a Boshan stove on the desk, a soft green curtain hanging on the other side, and a vast sea of ​​clouds in the distance, with occasional birds flying by , like a fairyland, all of this is so familiar and yet so strange, it was the place where he lived many, many years ago when he went to play in the fairyland.

The yacht watched and sat down involuntarily, with his legs spread apart, and a tail flicking back and forth on the bed.Since he left the demon world more than 2000 years ago and took a few confidants to the human world to guard Liang Zhou, he has never regretted it. He felt that he was doing something meaningful, but at this moment , but he inexplicably felt a little guilty.

"Brother Wu'an is going out, I don't know when he will come back from this trip?"

"It's half a day fast, and three days slow."

"Brother Wu'an, if there is a need, Xiaoxian can go and help together!"

"Without him, it's just a trivial matter, so I don't need to worry about it."

"Then I wait for you."

Did he really wait thousands of years? !

Yacht licked his paw guiltily, always feeling that he seemed a bit scumbag.

"No, no, no!" Yachting desperately shook his head, he felt guilty, from the beginning to the end, he and this Immortal Rong Yu were just ordinary acquaintances who didn't know each other.Having figured this out, the yacht boss stood up, glanced at the bathroom where the sound of water was still wafting, jumped out of bed quickly, ran to the door, and tried to jump up and press the doorknob.

"Hey!" Not enough.

"Hey~ Hey!" It was still a bit short.

"Hey...hey!" Finally touched it, damn it, and slid away again.

For the first time, the owner of the yacht felt that he had been too depraved these years. He thought about how graceful and majestic he used to be. I don’t know how many men and women in the Three Realms admired him. It is necessary to give him some face, so that he has unlimited scenery and unrivaled limelight!

No, no matter what, I have to run out, I'm sorry Liang Zhou, it seems we have to say goodbye for a while.Thinking of this, the yacht took a few steps back, followed by a heavy leap, and vigorously rushed towards the doorknob, getting closer, getting closer, oh, oh, I met it!The doorknob made a "click" and was pushed open by the yacht, and the door opened a crack in an instant.

The yacht cheered up, and was about to jump out, when suddenly the hairs stood on end, and at some point, a cold breath covered with water vapor rushed from behind.The next moment, Yachting felt himself lifted up by pinching the skin on the back of his neck with one hand, turned around, and then faced Rong Yu's face.

Rong Yu, who was still dripping water from his hair, narrowed his eyes: "You're pretty smart to be able to open the door."

Yachting: "... Meow?"

Rong Yu: "You really haven't changed at all!" As he spoke, his eyes suddenly turned cold, "Believe it or not, I'm eating you right now?"

The yacht was startled, and shrank back subconsciously, and suddenly realized how much useless actions he had done, so he let out an angry "ow", but Rong Yu laughed again. Covering his ears, he kissed him on the forehead: "It's so stupid." Rong Yu shook his head, not knowing who he was talking about, then walked to the bed with the yacht in his arms, and fell down on his head, "Good night .”

Yacht: "???" However, the pretty face on the opposite side really just closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The author has something to say: Rong Yu: I looked after your house, shoveled shit and bought canned cat food for you, but you ran away with the goblin!

Liang Zhou: Little goblin?I?