The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]
Chapter 84 Lecture to the Demon
The cats take good care of the newcomer. Besides sleeping together, they also like to teach the puppy to climb trees and catch mice.
The little milk dog obviously didn't have that function, its paws were hanging on the tree and trembling.
"Woooo~"
Then the cats started teaching him how to meow.
_(:з)」∠)_
"Meow~"
"Woof!" Although the little milk dog was small, he instinctively barked.
"Meow~" Cat taught patiently.
"Woof!" The little milk dog has no talent and still barks like that.
"Meow~" Mao'er continued to teach patiently.
"Wow!" The little milk dog wagged its tail and looked at them fawningly.
The cats taught me even more vigorously, you yelled, I yelled, the little milk dog didn't learn how to meow, but they all meowed together, ups and downs, ups and downs.
Du Feng would come over occasionally to save the little milk dog from their hands, so as not to be led astray.
Of course, he spends most of his time cultivating, so he can't take the little puppy with him, he can only let the cats lead the little puppy astray.
Because he snatched the little milk dog over, those cats were not happy. They walked around the wooden house, taking advantage of his inattention to cause damage, some crawled on the table, some leaned on the bedside, as long as they didn’t pay attention, The cat flicked its tail, and the glass shattered with a bang.
Du Feng: "..."
I heard that when raising a cat, let the cat know who is the boss, otherwise he will think that he is the boss, and then ride on you.
Du Feng got up, took off his shoes and was about to beat the cat, when suddenly a black shadow enveloped his head, the flower pot hanging on the wall fell down, a white cat blinked innocently, and pushed another flower pot.
Du Feng: "..."
Du Feng hurriedly caught it, one with each hand, and took it dangerously, but the pot was upside down, and the flowers and soil inside were all over the ground.
Du Feng: "..."
"I'll give it back to you." I'll let you spend the rest of your life blindly, I don't need to worry about it.
Du Feng put down the flower pot and returned the little milk dog to them. The cats achieved their goals, came and left in a mighty way, and one by one was worse than the other.
In fact, creatures like cats are clever and mischievous. If you don't follow their minds, they can play you to death.
Usually cold and arrogant, when I see you pleasing to the eye, I come here to give you a hug, and when I see you not pleasing to the eye, I despise you openly, without hiding it at all.
Little temper is very willful, after all, he is used to being wild.
Du Feng has also heard their stories. It is said that one of the cats was abandoned not long after it was born and was thrown in front of the old yard.
The poinciana is tall, and it can be seen at a glance, but it is an old tree, and it is not convenient for him to move around, let alone save other races?
It was raining heavily, and the cat was curled up pitifully. The eaves were not big enough to cover its entire body, and the fur on its hind legs and butt was almost soaked.
The newborn cat couldn't stand upright, and didn't know where to move, so it shrank obediently under the wall, with its head hidden in the wall.
puff!
A piece of broken sausage rolled over and fell into the rainwater. The tip of the cat's ears moved, and he raised his head in confusion. Seeing the sight of eating, he ran over on his unsteady legs, and ate it in the rain. Then another piece, and another piece, and the poinciana coaxed it home.
Take care of him like a grandson, follow the cat behind the buttocks with a cane, and keep an eye on the cat at a very old age, lest he fall off the wall.
The cat ran around all day without stopping, as if it would not be tired.
But one day, he brought back another stray cat, and then another, and year after year, there were more and more cats, forming the current scale.
The old cat will automatically take on the role of mother, feeding the stray cats later, just like when they first entered this small family, being cared for by the old cat has become a responsibility.
Cats are not only friendly to their own kind, but also to other kittens, they will take care of them when they see them.
For example, when they found ginseng fruit that had been drilled into the soil, they were frightened and thought that there was a doll buried inside, so a large group came to dig it.
Another example is hearing a bird that sounds like a child, climbing up the tree one after another in an attempt to save the mysterious milkman.
Seeing the water monsters transforming into the water, they were also taken aback for a while. They were so anxious that they learned to swim and picked up the water monsters one by one.
Most of the water monsters belched when they were out of the water, jumped back in flames, and were picked up again, which was helpless.
Although cats do bad things all day long, they are well-intentioned and acceptable, but another kind of creature is unacceptable.
There are many kinds of parrots, cockatiels are the most obedient, and budgerigars are the most mischievous, they are simply too cheap.
The cat sings when it is sleeping, the flowers peck at the holes when they bear fruit, and Du Feng is hehehe.
"You fuck me! You fuck me!"
Du Feng: "..."
He took off his shoes and chased after him, "Little bastard, you're tired of working!"
The parrot learns while flying, "It's boring and crooked! It's boring and crooked!"
"Little bastard, little bastard."
"Damn it." Du Feng threw a shoe over, and the IQs of the little bastards are almost perfect.
"I rely on it, I rely on it!" The parrot learned another sentence.
"Your grandma has a leg!" Du Feng became annoyed, "Don't talk like me!"
"Your grandma has a leg! Your grandma has a leg!" The parrot landed on the branch, flapped its wings and continued to learn, "Don't talk like me! Don't talk like me!"
"Get it down!" Du Feng also threw the other shoe, but it missed.
The parrot tilted its head, "I'm mad at you! I'm mad at you!"
Du Feng: "..."
"You fuck me! You fuck me!"
The parrots like to join in the fun, and they are also the mean-spirited kind. After a while, the entire branch is full of parrots, some are white and some are black, yellow and blue, and they look pretty.
At the beginning, because of a word of congratulations on making a fortune, Du Feng was overjoyed and asked for everything in one go, but now...
It feels like a dog.
He couldn't catch the parrots, and he suffered misfortune in the future. As long as he was alone with He Shui, a row of parrots stood at the window, speaking with a mechanical accent, "You fuck me! You fuck me!"
Du Feng: "..."
This day is over.
Later, Grandpa He put down the boundary ban near the wooden house, and everything outside could not enter, only Du Feng and He Shui could, so life would be better, and no demons would come to disturb him.
Du Feng can also cultivate with peace of mind. Xiaotiandi's life passes quickly, probably because it is very fulfilling, and he is happy every day, and he will be amused by monsters even if he doesn't laugh.
Fourteen days passed in a flash, and at No. 15 days, He Shui suddenly became serious.
Because He Shui had assigned tasks on the first day of class to check the basics of the students and take mock papers. Du Feng must have failed the basics, so he had to make up for it.
Temporarily making up for it under the grape trellis, Du Feng listened to picking a grape to eat, He Shui would repeatedly emphasize the key points, and finally took a test.
Du Feng's brain has become much more flexible since he practiced, and his memory is super strong. He can basically remember it once he has said it, so there is nothing serious about it.
After passing the random exam and completing all the assigned homework, both of them were very satisfied, and He Shui also told him some other things.
While listening, Du Feng peeled grapes and fed them to the cat sitting next to him.
The cat was absent-minded, with its ears pricked up, looking straight at He Shui, listening more seriously than Du Feng.
Du Feng looked back, and found that there were cats sitting behind him, all of them squatting, listening intently, not only cats, parrots, pigeons, but also small animals such as squirrels and rabbits in the distance, lurking in the dark , showing an ear from time to time.
Even the flowers and butterflies are there, and the monsters in the water have climbed up, or come out of the water.
Fuck, these animals love to learn more than him, so they ran over to listen to the class by themselves.
It is probably because Grandpa He's words are very interesting. He can always simplify the difficulties, take a few strokes, easy to understand, and easy to understand.
Du Feng liked to listen to it, and so did his classmates. Now it seems that all the monsters in Xiaotiandi like to listen to it.
You Yao listened more vigorously to what Grandpa He said. It can be said that for a day, from spells to martial arts, he also taught everyone how to cultivate Taoism.
Finally, all the spells were engraved on the wooden frame for everyone to learn. After Du Feng had a meal at noon, when he came back, the grape trellis was full of monsters.
These monsters usually have no one to guide them, so they practiced a few times by themselves, and they practiced very well, but their power is still weak. Now someone has instructed them to learn more diligently.
He Shui also specially circled a martial arts training area for them. In the future, things like bastards and turtles bumping into faces can be resolved by themselves. Whoever is short in martial arts by one move, and the other will start to learn.
This kind of free good news spreads to ten, ten to hundreds, and soon almost all the monsters in the whole small world come.
When the old man was giving a lecture, he would find a seat and sit down by himself, and would fight in order to grab the front row.
He Shui seemed to have unlocked new skills. He acted like a teacher and gave them homework. He came to hand in the homework the next morning, even more diligently than Du Feng.
There are quite a few talented people in the key, who are better at alchemy than him, and they are top-quality pills as soon as they come out.
It was a peony tree that unlocked alchemy skills. When I was in the human world, I liked to mess with these things. At that time, I only made some rouge and gouache.
There is also a moon-watching beast, which is a species from a long time ago. This kind of moon-watching beast has a good nose and is born to make moon cakes. The materials used are not ordinary, so monks often come to steal them.
The moon-watching beast became extinct tens of thousands of years ago. Du Feng has never seen this nerd who stays in his den all day long and practices silently.
He Shui said that there are still many demons like this in the small world, but most of them have not been born, like the outside world, they rarely come into contact with demons, and they have never even seen flowers.
They are all the first batch to follow He Shui, some are dead, some are sleeping, and some are cultivating desperately. The moon-watching beast belongs to the kind of cultivating desperately, so it is still alive and well.
Mochizuki is snow-white all over, with pointed ears. It is a few circles bigger than a cat, like a tiger, but its appearance is more gentle, like an enlarged version of a cat, beautiful and unique.
As soon as he comes, the other monsters will automatically make way, followed by countless kittens.
"Meow~"
Great boss! o(≧v≦)o
The little milk dog obviously didn't have that function, its paws were hanging on the tree and trembling.
"Woooo~"
Then the cats started teaching him how to meow.
_(:з)」∠)_
"Meow~"
"Woof!" Although the little milk dog was small, he instinctively barked.
"Meow~" Cat taught patiently.
"Woof!" The little milk dog has no talent and still barks like that.
"Meow~" Mao'er continued to teach patiently.
"Wow!" The little milk dog wagged its tail and looked at them fawningly.
The cats taught me even more vigorously, you yelled, I yelled, the little milk dog didn't learn how to meow, but they all meowed together, ups and downs, ups and downs.
Du Feng would come over occasionally to save the little milk dog from their hands, so as not to be led astray.
Of course, he spends most of his time cultivating, so he can't take the little puppy with him, he can only let the cats lead the little puppy astray.
Because he snatched the little milk dog over, those cats were not happy. They walked around the wooden house, taking advantage of his inattention to cause damage, some crawled on the table, some leaned on the bedside, as long as they didn’t pay attention, The cat flicked its tail, and the glass shattered with a bang.
Du Feng: "..."
I heard that when raising a cat, let the cat know who is the boss, otherwise he will think that he is the boss, and then ride on you.
Du Feng got up, took off his shoes and was about to beat the cat, when suddenly a black shadow enveloped his head, the flower pot hanging on the wall fell down, a white cat blinked innocently, and pushed another flower pot.
Du Feng: "..."
Du Feng hurriedly caught it, one with each hand, and took it dangerously, but the pot was upside down, and the flowers and soil inside were all over the ground.
Du Feng: "..."
"I'll give it back to you." I'll let you spend the rest of your life blindly, I don't need to worry about it.
Du Feng put down the flower pot and returned the little milk dog to them. The cats achieved their goals, came and left in a mighty way, and one by one was worse than the other.
In fact, creatures like cats are clever and mischievous. If you don't follow their minds, they can play you to death.
Usually cold and arrogant, when I see you pleasing to the eye, I come here to give you a hug, and when I see you not pleasing to the eye, I despise you openly, without hiding it at all.
Little temper is very willful, after all, he is used to being wild.
Du Feng has also heard their stories. It is said that one of the cats was abandoned not long after it was born and was thrown in front of the old yard.
The poinciana is tall, and it can be seen at a glance, but it is an old tree, and it is not convenient for him to move around, let alone save other races?
It was raining heavily, and the cat was curled up pitifully. The eaves were not big enough to cover its entire body, and the fur on its hind legs and butt was almost soaked.
The newborn cat couldn't stand upright, and didn't know where to move, so it shrank obediently under the wall, with its head hidden in the wall.
puff!
A piece of broken sausage rolled over and fell into the rainwater. The tip of the cat's ears moved, and he raised his head in confusion. Seeing the sight of eating, he ran over on his unsteady legs, and ate it in the rain. Then another piece, and another piece, and the poinciana coaxed it home.
Take care of him like a grandson, follow the cat behind the buttocks with a cane, and keep an eye on the cat at a very old age, lest he fall off the wall.
The cat ran around all day without stopping, as if it would not be tired.
But one day, he brought back another stray cat, and then another, and year after year, there were more and more cats, forming the current scale.
The old cat will automatically take on the role of mother, feeding the stray cats later, just like when they first entered this small family, being cared for by the old cat has become a responsibility.
Cats are not only friendly to their own kind, but also to other kittens, they will take care of them when they see them.
For example, when they found ginseng fruit that had been drilled into the soil, they were frightened and thought that there was a doll buried inside, so a large group came to dig it.
Another example is hearing a bird that sounds like a child, climbing up the tree one after another in an attempt to save the mysterious milkman.
Seeing the water monsters transforming into the water, they were also taken aback for a while. They were so anxious that they learned to swim and picked up the water monsters one by one.
Most of the water monsters belched when they were out of the water, jumped back in flames, and were picked up again, which was helpless.
Although cats do bad things all day long, they are well-intentioned and acceptable, but another kind of creature is unacceptable.
There are many kinds of parrots, cockatiels are the most obedient, and budgerigars are the most mischievous, they are simply too cheap.
The cat sings when it is sleeping, the flowers peck at the holes when they bear fruit, and Du Feng is hehehe.
"You fuck me! You fuck me!"
Du Feng: "..."
He took off his shoes and chased after him, "Little bastard, you're tired of working!"
The parrot learns while flying, "It's boring and crooked! It's boring and crooked!"
"Little bastard, little bastard."
"Damn it." Du Feng threw a shoe over, and the IQs of the little bastards are almost perfect.
"I rely on it, I rely on it!" The parrot learned another sentence.
"Your grandma has a leg!" Du Feng became annoyed, "Don't talk like me!"
"Your grandma has a leg! Your grandma has a leg!" The parrot landed on the branch, flapped its wings and continued to learn, "Don't talk like me! Don't talk like me!"
"Get it down!" Du Feng also threw the other shoe, but it missed.
The parrot tilted its head, "I'm mad at you! I'm mad at you!"
Du Feng: "..."
"You fuck me! You fuck me!"
The parrots like to join in the fun, and they are also the mean-spirited kind. After a while, the entire branch is full of parrots, some are white and some are black, yellow and blue, and they look pretty.
At the beginning, because of a word of congratulations on making a fortune, Du Feng was overjoyed and asked for everything in one go, but now...
It feels like a dog.
He couldn't catch the parrots, and he suffered misfortune in the future. As long as he was alone with He Shui, a row of parrots stood at the window, speaking with a mechanical accent, "You fuck me! You fuck me!"
Du Feng: "..."
This day is over.
Later, Grandpa He put down the boundary ban near the wooden house, and everything outside could not enter, only Du Feng and He Shui could, so life would be better, and no demons would come to disturb him.
Du Feng can also cultivate with peace of mind. Xiaotiandi's life passes quickly, probably because it is very fulfilling, and he is happy every day, and he will be amused by monsters even if he doesn't laugh.
Fourteen days passed in a flash, and at No. 15 days, He Shui suddenly became serious.
Because He Shui had assigned tasks on the first day of class to check the basics of the students and take mock papers. Du Feng must have failed the basics, so he had to make up for it.
Temporarily making up for it under the grape trellis, Du Feng listened to picking a grape to eat, He Shui would repeatedly emphasize the key points, and finally took a test.
Du Feng's brain has become much more flexible since he practiced, and his memory is super strong. He can basically remember it once he has said it, so there is nothing serious about it.
After passing the random exam and completing all the assigned homework, both of them were very satisfied, and He Shui also told him some other things.
While listening, Du Feng peeled grapes and fed them to the cat sitting next to him.
The cat was absent-minded, with its ears pricked up, looking straight at He Shui, listening more seriously than Du Feng.
Du Feng looked back, and found that there were cats sitting behind him, all of them squatting, listening intently, not only cats, parrots, pigeons, but also small animals such as squirrels and rabbits in the distance, lurking in the dark , showing an ear from time to time.
Even the flowers and butterflies are there, and the monsters in the water have climbed up, or come out of the water.
Fuck, these animals love to learn more than him, so they ran over to listen to the class by themselves.
It is probably because Grandpa He's words are very interesting. He can always simplify the difficulties, take a few strokes, easy to understand, and easy to understand.
Du Feng liked to listen to it, and so did his classmates. Now it seems that all the monsters in Xiaotiandi like to listen to it.
You Yao listened more vigorously to what Grandpa He said. It can be said that for a day, from spells to martial arts, he also taught everyone how to cultivate Taoism.
Finally, all the spells were engraved on the wooden frame for everyone to learn. After Du Feng had a meal at noon, when he came back, the grape trellis was full of monsters.
These monsters usually have no one to guide them, so they practiced a few times by themselves, and they practiced very well, but their power is still weak. Now someone has instructed them to learn more diligently.
He Shui also specially circled a martial arts training area for them. In the future, things like bastards and turtles bumping into faces can be resolved by themselves. Whoever is short in martial arts by one move, and the other will start to learn.
This kind of free good news spreads to ten, ten to hundreds, and soon almost all the monsters in the whole small world come.
When the old man was giving a lecture, he would find a seat and sit down by himself, and would fight in order to grab the front row.
He Shui seemed to have unlocked new skills. He acted like a teacher and gave them homework. He came to hand in the homework the next morning, even more diligently than Du Feng.
There are quite a few talented people in the key, who are better at alchemy than him, and they are top-quality pills as soon as they come out.
It was a peony tree that unlocked alchemy skills. When I was in the human world, I liked to mess with these things. At that time, I only made some rouge and gouache.
There is also a moon-watching beast, which is a species from a long time ago. This kind of moon-watching beast has a good nose and is born to make moon cakes. The materials used are not ordinary, so monks often come to steal them.
The moon-watching beast became extinct tens of thousands of years ago. Du Feng has never seen this nerd who stays in his den all day long and practices silently.
He Shui said that there are still many demons like this in the small world, but most of them have not been born, like the outside world, they rarely come into contact with demons, and they have never even seen flowers.
They are all the first batch to follow He Shui, some are dead, some are sleeping, and some are cultivating desperately. The moon-watching beast belongs to the kind of cultivating desperately, so it is still alive and well.
Mochizuki is snow-white all over, with pointed ears. It is a few circles bigger than a cat, like a tiger, but its appearance is more gentle, like an enlarged version of a cat, beautiful and unique.
As soon as he comes, the other monsters will automatically make way, followed by countless kittens.
"Meow~"
Great boss! o(≧v≦)o
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