The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"My dear son, of course your mother will be responsible for you."

Is that how you are responsible?

Du Feng was dissatisfied, "I heard that the course runs from morning to night, and there are no rest on Saturdays and weekends. How can I have a part-time job? You should withdraw it for me, and just change to a fifth or sixth class."

Universities in the demon world are not the same as those in the human world. Universities in the human world are divided into majors, such as industrial universities, normal universities, medical universities, and aviation universities. Universities in the demon world are first-class universities, second-class universities, and third-class universities. number university.

Probably because there are few demons in the demon world, there are only a dozen universities, and the schools are all run by one person. How to arrange it is also his preference. The others are all private universities, which are even more unaffordable.

"School starts in five days. How can there be time? Besides, I am familiar with the principal of this school, and I can let him take care of you. If you go to another school, I will be beyond my reach. If you are beaten to death, you will not be able to take revenge."

"...I understand." This is obviously out of discussion.

But five days, the time is too urgent, "I haven't completed the transfer procedures yet, and it will take more than five days to go back and forth."

"What transfer procedures do you need? We are related households, so we go directly through the back door."

"Is this good?" Finally, there is something reliable, so five days should be in time.

"What's wrong? There are many people who go through the back door, and we are not the only one."

Du Feng was overjoyed, "Listen to you."

His mother is also very satisfied, "My dear son, hang up, recharge my phone bill when you have time, and I will run out of money soon."

"Understood." Du Feng went online, chose 50 yuan to charge his mother, and lay down on the bed after charging, continuing to chat with people in the forum.

Counting money under the corner

[My mother really cheated, she really enrolled me in a first-class university. 】

Big breasts

[I knew (←_←), the landlord's family was cheated. 】

mosaic please

[Don't be sad to touch the landlord, stand up and masturbate, at least I'm still at the bottom. 】

Counting money under the corner Reply: Please make a mosaic: [What level are you? 】

Please make a mosaic [I am the first rank of the big demon, barely at the bottom, and my contemporaries are now the fifth rank of the big demon, I am still the first rank, so shameful. 】

The first rank of the big demon is barely at the bottom, so he...

Counting money under the corner

[What is the level of only one scale? 】

Big breasts

[Only one scale has grown, of course it is a half-demon, not even a little demon, I sympathize with the landlord. 】

lotus boy

[The landlord is so pitiful, he was sent to the monster university after only growing one scale, which is still first-class, hahahahaha. 】

The people below agreed, those who laughed at him, those who saw his jokes, were countless.

Du Feng was dumbfounded.

what to do?Feel the pill!

He turned around and posted a new post, [Only one scale has grown, not even a little monster, how can I get along in a first-class university where there are big monsters everywhere? 】

Luckily this time, someone answered right away.

Happy to hear and see

【...It is relatively simple to suggest that the landlord reincarnate. 】

Du Feng replied, [Is there no other way? 】

[Yes, hug a thick thigh, like me. ] Happy to hear and see, and quickly replied.

Thick thighs?

Du Feng took a sneak look at He Shui who was sitting calmly opposite. He Shui was still meditating, as if he was not disturbed by the outside world. Just now Du Feng wanted to sit over, but was bounced away by an invisible barrier.

In order to concentrate on meditating, He Shui put up a special barrier around himself to prevent others from disturbing him, so Du Feng dared to chat with the fat man unscrupulously and call his mother.

The fat man was playing a game, and there were funny voices coming from the phone from time to time, similar to, and again, super fun or something.

"Did you get spoiled by He Shui?" The fat man looked down at him, "Why are you always talking about superstition? What kind of monster university has grown a scale, have you grown it?"

"I..." Of course it was long.

Du Feng was at a loss for words, and he really couldn't tell him that he had scales, what if he couldn't explain it?

The fat man believes in science as much as he does, and he will not give up if he doesn't hit the south wall. If he doesn't encounter a fantasy incident, he must think he has a mental illness.

"Forget it, you don't understand even if I tell you." Du Feng shook his head, without going into details.

The fat man looked like he knew you couldn't explain it. He put his phone under the bed and fell asleep with his head covered. "I'm sleepy. Let's talk tomorrow."

"En." Du Feng himself lay down and fell asleep.

It was very late, and He Shui was still practicing, with a faint light emitting from his body, his eyes were closed, and his posture was weird.

In the middle of the night, when Du Feng got cold under the blanket, he felt something creep in. He Shui's iconic three or four hands were put on his waist, and he hugged him to sleep.

Du Feng thought it was an illusion, but he didn't care. He slept until dawn, and heard the fat man talking to He Shui in the morning, to the effect that He Shui should not lead him into trouble.

He Shui nodded and agreed, and the two chatted briefly with Fatty before leaving.

He Shui always got up very early, because he couldn't let the fat man see what he shouldn't see.

As soon as he left, Du Feng opened his eyes, "He Shui, my mother said that Monster University starts earlier, or starts in four days, and we leave as soon as we receive the admission notice, okay?"

"Hmm." There was something extra in He Shui's hand, "This should be the admission notice."

Du Feng sat up abruptly, "That's right, this is it."

This school opening notice is different from the others. Open your mouth and say, "School has started, school has started, students, please bring your belongings and go to the designated place to allocate a dormitory..."

They are all common sayings, they are like this every year, the only difference is that one is dead and the other is alive.

"Finally it's time to go." I was a little excited thinking about it, what kind of monster university is it, will it be very cruel?

It should be just an individual, most of the monsters are still very friendly, especially those on the Internet, they will care about him, explain and help him, true love.

"The boat will dock tomorrow." He Shui poured cold water on it, "Let's leave tomorrow."

"..." It seems that this is the only way to go.

Du Feng tidied up, stuffed his clothes into the lockbox, and brought his daily necessities with him, and instead of going home, he went directly to Monster University.

The combination box was relatively small, and many things couldn't fit in it, so they were all put into He Shui's small world. Besides, what Du Feng disliked the most were broken legs and plaster casts.

"When will my injury heal?" He Shui stewed delicious food for him every day. The day before yesterday, he also stewed a bastard shell soup. It was delicious. It is said that it can increase the cultivation base. I don't know how it will help the broken leg.

"It's been done a long time ago." He Shui put his broken leg on his knee, and flexibly removed it with the other hand, "I think it's safe to wear it again, so I didn't tell you."

Du Feng sat down, "No wonder I don't feel any pain recently."

After eating so many things that are said to be cherished, if it is not good, it is really against the sky.

He Shui had already removed the outer layer of gauze and the inner plaster. Du Feng's legs were of different colors, the thigh was black and the calf was white, the toes were also black, and the instep was white.

And because that leg has been useless for too long, it has lost a lot of weight and its muscles are loose.

"The two legs are not the same size." Du Feng could see it himself.

"It's okay, you can practice again when you go to Monster University." He Shui joked, "I heard that it is very strict there."

Speaking of this, Du Feng became serious, "He Shui, I'll give you some advice, you can follow me to Monster University."

"Huh?" He Shui asked.

"It's full of big monsters inside. My mother told people that I was also a big monster and they accepted me. The problem is that I don't even go to the little monsters. If I mix in there, I will be raped, really."

Last time, He Shui said that the demons in the demon world have no rules at all, if you like it, if you like it, you can take it back to the cave hehehe, what if he is raped first and then killed?

"Is there any short-term way to improve your cultivation?" Although he has gone to the Monster University through the back door, he must find out. If it turns out that he can't even reach the big monster, he must be thrown out.

His mother really gave him a big problem.

"Yes." He Shui pointed to himself, "I'll infuse a little mana into your body, just put on airs and stimulate the mana."

"This method is good." Du Feng clapped his hands. Although it was just a fake, as long as he was willing to work hard, and with He Shui's thick thighs, he also had magic weapons and secret books, and success would not be a problem.

Du Feng suddenly looked forward to life in Monster University, and was full of curiosity about the unknown.

He looked left and right, stared at it every day, and finally waited until the next day, the boat docked early in the morning, the two of them got off the boat and walked eastward, took a plane and a car, and finally arrived at the border of the demon world.

He Shui said that a special permit is required to go back to the demon world, but Du Feng has no exit permit, nor does he have a monster legal certificate, so he can only hide in the small world and ask He Shui to bring him back to the demon world.

He Shui was surfing outside, while Du Feng was playing in the small world.

The little demons were very friendly to him, and the little tree demon even picked fruit for him to eat. Probably because of He Shui, the old grandma called each mouthful very affectionately.

The scenery in Xiaotiandi is good, the sky is blue, the land is wide, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful. The only problem is the dragon's chant and phoenix's cry from time to time from the hard and soft swords.

They respond to each other, attract back and forth, and the relationship is very good. Du Feng, a layman, can hear the lingering inside, sticky like glue, no wonder He Shui is jealous.

The two of them are really affectionate, and they never give up hooking up even though they are far away, chatting from morning to night, envious of others.

The little tree demon complained that it was like this in the middle of the night, as if he didn't feel tired, he didn't care about others at all, and he put on a hard-working mandarin duck all day long, doing things that disturbed the people.

Listening to the tone and planning to have a baby is annoying enough now, and having a baby is even more annoying.

"Don't worry, I won't give birth." He Shui was afraid that the two swords would combine, so he was trapped in two places, one on top of a mountain and the other at the foot of a mountain, preventing them from reuniting.

"It's fine if you can't give birth." The little tree demon began to complain again, "Yesterday, the bee told me that it met a shameless flower, and he was actually responsible for picking some powder."

"What's the situation?" Du Feng became interested.

"The thing is like this, isn't the flower the genitals of a tree? When the bees gather honey, they will inevitably encounter some. The flowers are so shameless that the bees are responsible."

When Du Feng heard that there was something going on, he hurriedly greeted, "Take me there quickly."

"Okay." The little tree demon led him to hide in a field of flowers, and pointed to the flowers not far away, "It's the one in the middle with the biggest face."

Perhaps because the flower has matured, it grows a circle larger than other flowers and has the most pollen. The bees and butterflies who come and go like to pick it the most.

A butterfly flew over and stayed on it.

"You touched me, you have to be responsible." (:3)"∠)_