The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"Have some morals." He Shui couldn't stand it any longer, "Don't offend him too much."

Du Feng stopped being picky, "Do you really want to use this?"

"Ah."

"It's so ugly." Du Feng looked aggrieved, "I don't like it."

... The sword was crazy, shaking like a sieve, insisting on flying out of He Shui's hand and stabbing Du Feng.

He Shui pressed it down, "Come here and recognize the Lord with blood."

Du Feng twisted the wheel of the wheelchair and hurried over to admit the owner with blood. After all, it was his first baby. Although he was disgusted on the surface, he was very excited inside.

"After recognizing the Lord with a drop of blood, it will be mine."

"En." He Shui was worried, "I'll give you a few layers of seals, so that the sword thief won't change his mind and hurt you."

"Can it still be used after it is sealed?"

"Of course it can be used, but the power is a bit weaker, but it won't be dangerous, and when you reach the level of cultivation, it will automatically unlock the seal and go to the next level, and each level is more powerful than the next level."

"Is that so." Du Feng raised his head and asked him seriously, "Is there any precautions?"

He Shui thought for a while, "Just don't always dislike him." He added, "If you really dislike it, just secretly dislike it."

"Oh." Du Feng said that he understood. Holding the sword in his hand, he could obviously feel that there was something more in his brain, which seemed to be controlled by him, swinging from side to side.

"Get bigger!"

The sword suddenly became bigger, about twice as big as before. For some reason, it seemed to appear out of thin air.

"Get smaller!"

The sword suddenly became smaller again, about the same size as before, with a yellowish, round and smooth body.

"Get bigger!"

"Get smaller!"

"Get bigger!"

"Get smaller!"

Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore, "...you order me to chop you up again!"

Du Feng was taken aback, "So Qi Ling is still alive? I thought he had burped a long time ago."

Jian: "...you are the worst master I have ever seen."

Du Feng laughed, "I've even lost my temper."

He caressed the blade lightly, "Touch your chest so you don't get angry."

sword:"……"

"Okay, stop making trouble." He Shui interrupted him, "You can go out after the baby is selected, maybe your courier has arrived."

"Yeah." People on the ship couldn't get there by ordinary express delivery, probably like the last live broadcaster of the demon world, they came here with cranes.

He Shui pushed the wheelchair and took him out. Du Feng was always uncomfortable in the wheelchair, and the injury on the back of his buttocks was not healed. As soon as he came back, he lay on the bed and gestured with the wooden sword.

The wooden sword was heavier than expected, and it made a metallic sound when it was cut. It didn't look like wood, but iron.

Du Feng thought it was too big, so he made it the smallest size, like a toothpick, put his hands through a rope, hung it around his neck, and hugged it happily to sleep.

Since he didn't go to work, he has become squeamish, and has to sleep for a while at noon every day, probably because he has nothing to do, and He Shui loves him again, making sure that he gets enough sleep to heal his injuries.

When He Shui came back after receiving the water, he found that he had fallen asleep sweetly, with a silly smile on his face.

"Stupid people are blessed with stupidity." If he had to choose between smartness and stupidity, he hoped that Du Feng would stay stupid and explain it without thinking.

But if you don't use your brain for too long, you will be useless, and you still need to move around occasionally.

Du Feng's courier was sent early, and the calculation time is about two days. Some couriers are more peculiar, and they must be signed by someone by their side.

So both of them stayed in the dormitory, and He Shui's work was relatively leisurely. He dealt with things when he had something to do, and stayed casually when he was free.

He likes to lie next to Du Feng, he can touch Du Feng easily, touch him by the way, and rub the indescribable places.

As soon as Du Feng woke up, he cut his nails. After cutting, he used a manicure grinder to grind away the bumps and make them round and smooth.

"Why hasn't the courier arrived yet?" Du Feng waited for the courier to arrive and prepared to start school early. Although there were still about ten days left, he had to prepare the transfer application in advance to avoid trouble.

The express delivery was slower than expected, and it took another two days to arrive. When I received it, I was so excited that my broken leg didn't hurt anymore, so I ran to the window to pick it up.

It's the same bird as last time, it doesn't look like a pigeon, it doesn't look like a crane, because the crane's top is red, so Du Feng usually calls it a crane.

The crane was quite big, with a bag under its mouth, which looked very heavy. Du Feng took it out and saw that there were four cheat books, a hand-copied "Miscellaneous Records of Catching Monsters", and a book called "The Holy Code of Ten Thousand Monsters" , looks like it was given by his father, very thick.

There is another one called "Yin Yang Gui Yuan Gong", the book cover is damaged, there is no name, it is just a black clip, and it was painted over and rewritten with a ballpoint pen later.

The last one is called "Sun, Moon, Broken Stars", which sounds less powerful than He Shui's "Transferring Flowers and Connecting Trees" and "Dou Zhuan Xing Shi".

"That's all?" Du Feng checked the small bag over and over again, and there was really nothing else, "Did you miss it?"

The crane was dumbfounded, and suddenly flapped its wings and took off, circling in the sky and leaving.

"Hey, don't go, the post was missed, and two treasures are missing!" It stands to reason that his parents are awesome characters anyway, why don't they even have a treasure?

"Stop making trouble." He Shui hugged him to prevent him from falling out, "This kind of crane is only responsible for sending things, you can't find out even if you ask him, and the baby is already there."

He Shui pulled out the "Atlas of Sun, Moon and Broken Stars", "This is both a magic weapon and a cheat book, which is amazing for human beings."

Du Feng took a look, "I don't know how to use it at all."

"It's okay, I know how to use it." He Shui flipped through "The Holy Code of Ten Thousand Monsters", "I didn't expect this book to be in your father's hands."

"Is this awesome?" Du Feng hurried over to take a look.

"Well, this is a scripture that was realized when the demon sages of the demon world ruled the demon world. After many twists and turns, it actually came into your hands."

"Does this seem to make sense?"

"Yeah." He Shui sighed, "Because I wrote it."

"You wrote it?" How could it be such a coincidence, and didn't the demon sage realize it?Praise yourself silently, the old man is so shameless.

"I was like a ghost at the time. I was drunk and scribbled there. When I woke up, there was an extra cheat book."

"Who dropped it?"

"...Don't make trouble." He Shui spanked his ass, "Anyway, I was also in a daze with this sacred book, and it was stolen before I had time to read it carefully."

"Tell me about profound knowledge."

"It's actually very simple. Send a kid who died a long time ago home. His family demon saint invited me to eat and drink. I drank a few drinks with him and woke up like this. I think this is a thank you gift from the demon saint." .”

"I think so too." It turned out that the demon saint was not He Shui, so he said that the old man couldn't be so shameless.

Du Feng opened it and looked at it. The characters were quite special, crawling around like tadpoles, but they couldn't recognize them at all.

"He Shui, this word can still run." Du Feng threw it to He Shui, "You can translate it for me."

"En." He Shui took it, "If you want to practice this skill, you must first come out of the palace."

"...Grandpa is naughty again."

"I'm sorry I took it backwards." He Shuizheng came over, "This is a demon text from a long time ago. It's hard to recognize. It also has legs. If it hooks up with each other like a hard sword and a soft sword, I plan to give birth to a few more." Small print is not good, you will become obsessed with practice.”

"Probably not." Du Feng was taken aback, "Writing can also become fine?"

Who is so cheating, let this little goblin become a spirit.

"Of course, this is written by the demon saint. With his blood essence and corpse energy, he has already become a spirit after so many years."

"Then what should we do?" If they really hook up with each other, like a hard sword but a soft sword, and they are planning to have a baby, if they have one more word, the meaning will be different, and it will be a matter of time before they go crazy.

"Why don't you ask them?" He Shui looked at him.

"I'll try." Du Feng stretched his head over and spoke to "The Holy Code of Ten Thousand Monsters", "Which one of you is in love?"

Just now, they were still running around, but the small characters from this page to that page all stopped, and they rushed back, staying where they were.

What does it mean?

Du Feng pointed to the pages of the book, "That's it, those who are in love stand together with their partners, and those who are not in a relationship stand together alone."

The group of small characters reorganized immediately, running back and forth densely, and stood up in a short while, all standing in pairs.

"What should I do? I'm a little flustered. They're all in a relationship." Damn it, how many small characters have to be born?

"Don't panic, ask them if they have a baby?" He Shui said calmly.

"En." Du Feng nodded, "Have you had a baby yet?"

The group of characters stood there in a daze, not knowing how to answer.

Du Feng decided to try the trick just now, "The family who gave birth to a baby stand together, and the twins also want to stand together."

The word began to reorganize again. When closing the cheat book, one can clearly see the word running from the side. It became black for a while, and white for a while, and it quickly stood in place.

When Du Feng opened it, he was stunned, "What should I do, they all gave birth to babies, and they even gave birth to a litter."

I guess some of them are grandparents.

He Shui slapped his thigh, "I just said why I don't know so many words. It turns out that I inherited the genes of my parents and mutated them. It's specious. I thought I was illiterate."

Du Feng closed the scripture, "This book is poisonous, if you practice a word wrong, you will lose your life."

It's really a big world, full of wonders, all the characters are actually giving birth to babies, and the babies they give birth to are different from their parents, either with an extra stroke or a stroke missing, He Shui still can't recognize them all, and after practicing, he must be insane.

"But this book was written by a demon sage in the demon world. Even a small word has become a master. The power is evident. It's a pity if you don't practice it." He Shui shook his head with a look of reluctance.

Eighty percent of the things that he can't bear to part with are good things, but this is the only way to be dangerous. It's okay to say that nothing happens, and it will be troublesome if you lose your arms and legs if you collapse in practice.

"How about we ask if their ancestors are still alive?"