The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"Come on, son, you can do it." His mother said haha, "Mom hangs up first, don't be too anxious, the notice will arrive soon, take care of yourself, son."

Just as Du Feng was about to speak, he hung up again. Damn it, I have a premonition pill!

He Shui was beside him and heard the whole process, "Monster University?"

"Yeah." Du Feng said with a sad face, "Will you come with me?"

He Shui shook his head, "Not sure."

"Why are you still not sure?" Du Feng was a little confused, "Where are you going without me?"

"It depends." He Shui didn't explain.

"Why does it depend on the situation?" Du Feng said clearly, "If you are not with me, I will find another one!"

"How dare you!" He Shui suddenly lifted the quilt and pressed over, "Are you in debt again?"

Du Feng became angry, "If you don't stay with me, I won't give you shit!"

Snapped!

He Shui slapped his ass, "What did I do?"

Du Feng was silent, what can He Shui do? "You can be a teacher, a student, or a security guard."

He Shui thought for a while, "I have forgotten a lot of basics. Being a teacher may not be enough, even being a student is fine. The security guard has to share the rent with a group of men who don't pay attention to hygiene, and they can't support you. But don't worry, you have to go , at least send you there safely, and bring you back safely."

"Oh." Du Feng understood, "Then you are stupid."

"..."

He Shui patted his buttocks, "Forget it today, your back swelling hasn't gone away, and you will get hemorrhoids if you do it too often, let's talk about it later when you can control the spirit energy into your body."

"Yeah." Du Feng shrunk inside, "Tell me about Monster University."

"Monster University?" He Shui thought hard, "I remember the principal approached me when he first started his business, and wanted me to invest in it. At that time, I thought I had no money to invest in, so I didn't invest, but it didn't take long for Monster University to become popular. The monsters all want to learn from humans, to practice a spell or something."

In the past, monsters liked to fight with their bodies, and those with a little bit of talent would inherit supernatural powers in their blood.

Human beings are obviously weak, but they can rely on some cheat spells to become powerful and powerful enough to kill monsters without blinking an eye, so monsters yearn for kung fu cheats, but humans have always controlled the development of this aspect, and advanced spells will not flow into the demon world.

"I have a basket of kung fu cheats here, but the monsters have no connotation and can't understand them. They also say that I sell fake products, and no one wants a copy for five yuan." He Shui took out a few manuscripts from his arms.

Du Feng glanced at it, and there are quite a lot of "Transferring Flowers and Connecting Trees", "Dou Zhuan Xing Xing", "Wuhua Qingjue True Version", and "Narciss Xuanshu".

"Where did you get it?" The name sounded very advanced.

"Basically, they are my enemies. It took three hundred rounds of fighting to get them. Humans have the custom of inheriting incense. They like to hide cheats secretly, hiding them in their noses, clothes, blood vessels, and magic weapons. I found out that I thought I had made a fortune, but I didn’t expect that there was no one who knew the goods.”

The basic knowledge of the monsters is in the clouds, and they are not born with that talent, not to mention the advanced cheats in He Shui's hands.

Human beings who can fight him for [-] rounds are not the best of the best. The secret books hidden secretly are usually treasures handed down from their ancestors. The target of human pursuit will be broken in his hands.

"I still have matching magic weapons here, some of which were broken by me, and it's too expensive to give them away for nothing." He Shui sighed, "Nowadays, monsters are much more stingy than before. They all believe in science, not in the old way, let alone So foolish."

"You sell it too cheap." The main reason is that you don't want to reveal your identity. If He Shui is willing to reveal the identity of the old monster, let alone five yuan, someone will buy it for [-] million yuan. Moreover, this kind of cheat book is only known to humans. Monsters read it Thought it was a lie.

The key is to give away the matching magic weapon for free?Of course, such a cheap person who bought it thought it was a fake, no matter how cheap the fake was, they thought it was expensive.

"Where are your magic weapons? Show me." Maybe I can pick one or two.

"I've thrown away the small world. Some of the treasures refused to accept discipline, so I sealed them up." He Shui explained, "The magic treasures are connected with their masters. Once the master dies, they will try to escape and find the next master. I will throw them away." In the small world, the clever one is doing well now, and he has started a business in the small world, selling pills and so on."

Generally, the owner will let Qi Ling learn one or two life skills, so that he can save himself the trouble. Some Qi Lings are refined by living people, and they themselves know a few things.

He once killed an alchemist. The alchemist's alchemy furnace had spirits, and the spirit of the equipment was born to know the medicines. He knew all kinds of herbs, and he was in the small world. He even set up a medicine shop called You Baolai .

The little monsters were stunned for a while.

"Look, even a weapon spirit is better than you!"

He Shui was speechless, "If you want to see it, I'll take you there."

"En." Du Feng was thinking about punching Nanshan, kicking the world, and the time to reach the pinnacle of life has come. Although the princess's chance to hold Heshui has been dismissed, his thoughts on conquering the stars and the sea are still alive.

With He Shui's thoughts, the surrounding scenery suddenly changed, from a small dormitory to a broad landscape.

"Under the mountain in front." He Shui pointed to the foot of the mountain not far away, "It has been many years, and it should be rusted by now."

Since the times have changed for the better, murders and monsters have rarely happened, and most of them live in peace, exchange materials with each other, and practice together.

However, there is no elimination without competition, and the speed of cultivation is much slower than before. Of course, it is enough for modern times, because human beings die too fast, and they are passed on from generation to generation. one year.

Just like He Shui and his deadly enemy, He Shui is still alive, he is still that monster, and the skills he learned are still in his mind, but his deadly enemy has passed on for countless generations, and his blood is buried, even if he awakens, it will not be gone. Use, the aura is thin, and it is difficult to grow.

The two of them came to the foot of the mountain and stopped by a small stream. There was a stream of water on the mountain, and it kept pouring down. The things that sank at the bottom of the stream were scrapped, most of them were dull in color and dull in surface.

"Don't be fooled by them. These things are cunning. They usually don't pull a few seedlings. Once they are released, they will be seen immediately." He Shui went to fish them. Where is the child?"

Du Feng was a little curious, "How did they give birth? Did they give birth to a small sword?"

He Shui paused, "It's possible, but I don't know who has more inheritance. One is a soft sword and the other is a long sword. They are both rusty and not honest."

Du Feng was even more curious, "Catch it up and have a look."

He Shui braided his trouser legs, took off his shoes and socks and went into the water, picked and picked inside, took out two swords, and handed them to Du Feng, "Be careful not to hurt your hands."

"En." Du Feng took it over, and the two swords were rusty, probably because they were sealed by He Shui, and they stayed in his palm honestly, one with a shell and the other without.

Du Feng stretched out a finger to touch the shellless one.

"Don't touch it, this sword is not wearing clothes."

"..."

Du Feng withdrew his hand, "Where's the clothes for this sword?"

"It was broken by me." He Shui laughed, "I didn't care so much at the time, and the sword with missing arms and legs couldn't be sold at a good price, so it sank to the bottom of the water and was buried for tens of thousands of years."

"Then this sword is very lecherous?" Du Feng pointed to the sword with the shell, "You actually look at other people's privacy every day."

"I made a mistake, this shell is the shell of the hard sword, and the hard sword gives way to the soft sword."

"Huh?" Du Feng was surprised, "Being more considerate than humans."

He looked at the two swords, "Which of them is male and who is female?"

"They're all men."

"Then who attacks and who suffers?" Du Feng continued to ask.

"It's hard to say." He Shui shook his head, "There are many soft swords, and I don't want to make small swords. I can only make hard swords by myself."

"Is it born?" Du Feng's eyes widened.

"Probably not yet." He Shui added, "But Ruanjian is more cunning, maybe he has already been born, but he will hide it and not tell us."

He touched the water again, "Look through it."

The river water is so clear that you can see the bottom at a glance, and you can see everything inside. Most of them are lying on their stomachs softly, not moving and not angry.

Du Feng spoke to the sword without a shell, "I'm going to take off your husband's clothes, will you be angry?"

He said to himself again, "Don't worry, I'll just take a look."

Du Feng put the hard sword on the stone, and pulled out the shell of the soft sword with his hands. Both the sword and the shell were rusted, and the surfaces were tightly glued together, making it impossible to separate.

"It's quite tight." He tried a few times but couldn't pull it out, and couldn't help teasing, "It's still tights."

Du Feng sat on the stone, patted the surface of the hard sword, "Let me tell you, this dress doesn't fit, your husband is older than you."

The hard sword didn't respond, and was still lying quietly.

"Why are you ignoring me?" Du Feng picked up the hard sword, "Ignore me, I will let your husband stab you."

The hard sword was still lying limply on the stone, without any response.

"Why don't they talk?" Du Feng was a little suspicious, "Are you lying to me?"

They didn't respond to flirting like this, so it's probably fake, right?

"There's nothing to lie about." He Shui threw a rusty iron fan up again, "I was watching them all the time when they were dating, and the other babies even complained, saying that they showed their affection every day, Should be burned."

"Then why don't you talk now?" Du Feng shook his hard sword, "Hey, are you dead?"

"Probably not yet, try poking his husband." He Shui helped out with a bad idea.

Du Feng had a clear face, "You are so bad, hahahaha."

He picked up the soft sword, "Then I'll stab your husband unceremoniously."

Du Feng tried his best to draw the sword again, but the sword was rusted too much, or it was not dead yet, so he pulled his clothes and refused to let him take off.

"Your husband is still dying." Du Feng rubbed the edge with a stone, "I'm still obedient even though I'm using tools."

The two swords were still pretending to be dead, like ordinary toys, with exaggerated rust floating on the surface, similar to the inferior tools in ancient TV dramas.