The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"It's better to disfigure your face, so that I can show that I am a considerate and capable wife who is not an ugly wife." Du Feng insisted.

The old man screwed up his ears, "Who do you call an ugly wife?"

"I am I am." Damn it, the old man is getting more and more stingy, and he doesn't mind saying a word.

"So cute." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng was unable to lie down, with half of his face sunk into the pillow, and his voice was muffled, "I'm disfigured, why don't you despise me?"

The old man looked at him with a smile, "Anyway, I don't need to face, as long as the chrysanthemum is fine."

Du Feng raised his thigh and kicked it, but the old man grabbed his ankle and broke it apart, "Speaking of which, I forgot to read it just now, is the chrysanthemum broken?"

The bed curtain was automatically lowered to cover up the indescribable side.

Afterwards, Du Feng asked Grandpa He if his invisibility cloak was ready?

The old man said that he had just processed the individual materials and hadn't started refining the whole. It would take at least two days.

Du Feng had no choice but to wait, and the old man didn't go to practice anymore. Instead, he separated a clone to go, because he was worried that something would happen to Du Feng again.

To be honest, it's really embarrassing to make it like this because of eating fruit. Du Feng was too embarrassed to mention it, and he didn't dare to buy anything anymore, so he honestly lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone.

Fighting against landlords and so on, when you get tired of playing, you can play mobile games, comics, videos, novels, which can always pass the time.

The old man was sitting by the computer, chatting with his One Finger Zen, and he was in the group called Little Transparent Pretentious Group.

I also want to drink water today: [Go to Suoyao Tower to pick up a friend in a few days, do you want to go together? 】

Pretending to be a tree: [By the way, help me pick up our ancestors, I don’t know how many years, I haven’t seen them, my grandma insisted that I pick them up, so I drew a picture and showed you the style of painting . 】

At the bottom is a photo taken with a mobile phone, black and white in ink, bold with a brush, with a few bamboos next to it, and a river in the background. His old ancestor was sitting by the river with his back on his back, fishing.

Pretending to be a tree: [I don’t even have a front, how can I find it!Crash.jpg]

The old man sent a comforting expression, [Take your time, I know your ancestors, and you will come with me when the time comes, just to recognize someone. 】

Pretending to be a tree: [I don’t want to go, it’s annoying! 】

Pretending to be a tree is Hua Luoluo, a friend of the old man, who once took Du Feng to dinner on the demon boat, but met the one without leaves.

Happy to hear and see: [The matter of locking the demon tower is still early, the day after tomorrow is the ten-year Wanmeihui in the demon world, who do you want to go? 】

Pretending to be a tree: [Of course I want to join in the fun. 】

The old man thought for a while, [Then I'll go too, the guy in my family burned himself by stealing fire pineapple fruit two days ago, and he's lying on the bed obediently for the past two days, not daring to move. Take him out to play. 】

Speaking of Du Feng, the group suddenly became lively.

You Rong Nai Da: [Is it the poster who can kill people on the forum? @花球球]

This group was established by Hua Luo Luo, not long after Du Feng left, they hooked up with each other.

Because I found out that the joy of hearing and seeing is actually an angel, and the water that I want to drink today is actually Heshui, which is destined.

When all the important people arrived, he thought it was a coincidence at first, after all, there are not many crown members like them, and later found out that they were recommended by friends.

Everyone has a few gay friends more or less, and I happen to meet a great god who likes to pretend to be transparent and wander around. I am a vixen.

This guy opened two or three small accounts, and frantically scrolled through other people's posts. He happened to come across Du Feng's post, and thought it was interesting, so he recommended it everywhere. Little vest.

My way is Mingyue: [Who are you talking about? 】

In this group, apart from the ones they met in the forum, Hua Luoluo also brought in some friends who they usually chat with.

Then the friend made another friend. Originally there were only a dozen demons, but later there were about forty or fifty.

Pretend to be a tree and send the link of Du Feng's post, [Look, this poster is very interesting, and now he is taken away by @今天要吃水. 】

I also want to drink water today: [The bastard that no one wants, I look so pitiful, I barely adopted him for a while (⌒v⌒)]

Happy to hear and see: [The host is very interesting, I have met a real person, it is quite spiritual, but it seems that I haven't been to the forum for a long time. 】

I also want to drink water today: [He said that they are all married people, and they can no longer show their charms everywhere (⌒v⌒)]

Happy to hear and see: [... The host is still as humorous as ever. 】

Pretending to be a tree: [What is his number, I will pull him in. 】

After Hua Luohou, he also looked for Du Feng on the forum, but Du Feng hadn't bubbled up for a long time, and he didn't reply to the message, so he didn't add it.

I also want to drink water today: [Forget it, I’m afraid he’ll even be afraid of me if he pretends to be aggressive (⌒v⌒)]

Happy to hear and see: [... You two are really a couple. 】

[Stop talking. 】Grandpa He sent a goodbye emoji, 【I'm going to change the medicine for my bastard, we'll talk later. 】

The old man turned off the "Little Transparent Pretentious Group" and got up to fetch the medicine. In fact, Du Feng was almost healed, and his face also recovered. He was two circles younger, but it still needs to be recuperated.

The medicine is bitter, especially the traditional Chinese medicine. Du Feng almost drank it while pinching his nose, leaving only a little medicine dregs.

The old man came over after washing the dishes, and sat on the edge of the bed, "Isn't it boring?"

"What do you think?" Du Feng rolled his eyes, feeling extremely bored.

"Then take you to the 'Wanmei Club' to play the day after tomorrow."

Du Feng has heard of the Wanmeihui. It is said that it is an alternative beauty pageant in the demon world, where males are chosen by females.

That is to say, the male demon is dressed in fancy clothes, and the female demon waits to come to the door, so don't be too happy.

He only saw it in books, after all, once in ten years, and he was only a few years old at that time, so he didn't have the chance to see it.

"Okay." The day after tomorrow will be settled, "but what about today, what about tomorrow, what about these two days?"

Today and tomorrow are also boring.

It was supposed to be his birthday yesterday, but something like that happened, and he just slept for a whole day, eating, drinking, and messing up were all handled by the old man.

"Is it boring today?" the old man asked tentatively.

"Ah."

"Then let's get you into a group." Hualuoluo is the group leader, and He Shui and Xiwenjianle are administrators, so they have the right to pull people in.

Du Feng only received a reminder that he has already joined the group.

Welcome to counting money under the corner to join the small transparent pretense group.

Du Feng glanced at the group, the most obvious thing is to pretend that he is a tree, the group leader.

Then there is the administrator, who also needs to drink water today, and he is an acquaintance with Joy.

Wait, the person who pulled him in seems to want to drink water today?

Du Feng understood instantly, running over was just a kick, and kicked the old man over, "You really want to drink water today, and you lied to me saying no."

The old man grabbed his leg and hugged him, "You will believe what I say? Why don't you believe me when I say I can't fall with a golden gun?"

"It's the funniest joke I've ever heard."

Grandpa: "..."

When the two of them were fighting, the group was already active.

Pretending to be a tree: [I haven't seen Xiao Fengfeng for a long time, how are you doing recently? (@乛v乛@)]

Counting money under the corner: [I pretended not to hear. (⌒v⌒)]

Du Feng gave a standard smile of a grandfather.

Pretending to be a tree: 【...Xiao Fengfeng is still as naughty as ever. 】

[Do you want to go to Wanmei Club the day after tomorrow? 】Happy to hear and see.

Counting money under the corner: [Go. 】

【I will go with my cat too. 】Happy to hear and see.

[I'll go with the water. ] Counting money under the corner: [He also lied to me that his vest was a passerby, and he was defeated by my verbal battle in the forum, so I am embarrassed to show the real vest, it is embarrassing (@乛v乛@)]

I also want to drink water today, [Look, I just said not to let it out. 】

You Rong Nai Da: [There are landlords in the group who will be more interesting @境角下单费]

Counting money under the corner: [Who are you? (⊙_⊙)]

You Rong Nai Da: […]

You Rong Nai Da: [The landlord doesn't know me anymore, crying and chirping. 】

You Rong Nai Da: [The poster, I am the one who followed the live broadcast in your post, and I often post and interact with each other, how could you not know me, think about it carefully! 】

Du Feng thought about it carefully: [I don't know. 】

You Rong Nai Da: […]

Yourong Naida: [My heart hurts so much, my heart so cold...]

The old man sat next to him and rubbed his head, "Naughty again?"

Du Feng chuckled.

How can you not recognize the special waistcoat with big breasts, it's just teasing him.

Du Feng continued to look through the business cards of the group, but he didn't know the people down there. He didn't know if it was a useless forum vest, or it was just four acquaintances. The other three knew him, and only Rong Naida didn't know.

You Rong Nai Da must also be a member of the demon world, and most of the people who can be friends with Hua Luoluo are also big bosses, but they don't know who he is?

Du Feng rolled his eyes and thought of a way: [How about we come to meet netizens? 】

Du Feng chatted with Hua Luoluo privately: [Hurry up and say join, blood knife, blood knife, blood knife. 】

Willows are dark and flowers are bright: […]

Liu An Hua Ming is Hua Luo Luo's nickname, but after entering the group, she changed it to pretend that she is a tree, the group's business card.

Pretending to be a tree: [Okay, I will participate. 】

Du Feng kicked the old man again, "You also said to participate."

I also want to drink water today: [Then let me join in the fun. 】

Happy to hear and see: [You all know about me, but I don’t know about your vests, so I just met them. 】

My answer is Mingyue: [I'm more curious about the vest that drinks water, I'll go too. 】

Falling in love with your corpse: [I'll go with the baby, if you see the one with thirteen babies call me, that's me. 】

Fuck, thirteen children, why are they so familiar, isn't this Wuye?

This screen name really suits him, it's too heavy.

It turned out that Hua Luoluo also had an affair with him, and they even made friends with him.

Pretending to be a tree: [Thirteen babies?Reminds me of a not-so-good demon. 】

Ok?

Hualuoluo doesn't know Wuye?So how did they get together?

The old man seemed to have heard his heart, and took the initiative to explain to him, "Although it is the group of Hua Luo Luo Jian, but he only recruited a dozen people, and the rest are the people he recruited."

For example, Grandpa, he also pulled two, one is the old turtle from the East China Sea, and the other is Evergreen.

Oh, it should be three, Du Feng was also brought in by him.

Du Feng suddenly had a bad premonition, "What kind of cultivation are you pulling in?"

The old man replied casually, "Why are there tens of thousands of rings? You are the weakest."

Du Feng: "..."

Sure enough, here he is the weakest, oversized weakling.

"Oh, by the way, I heard that the Yourong grandma you just teased seems to be the owner of Penglai Xiandao."

Du Feng: "..."

Suddenly there is an idea that I shouldn't meet netizens.