The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"You big liar." Du Feng slapped the door.

"Then you are a little liar." The old man was leisurely outside, "If you don't lie to me, I will lie to you?"

This matter was indeed started by Du Feng, and he was wronged.

"Do you still want paper?" The old man seemed impatient to wait, "If you don't want paper, I will leave."

"Yes!" Du Feng gritted his teeth, "But you lied to me just now, I can't trust you."

"Then there is no way, you can only trust me."

Du Feng seemed to see the old man on the other side smiling into a pair of squinting eyes.

"Besides, you are worthless, what else can I lie to you?"

Du Feng gritted his teeth, indeed, he cheated the grandfather of 600 yuan in total, what else could he cheat if he cheated them back?

But Du Feng was still worried, "Pay the money and deliver the goods!" This is the safest way so far.

"Okay." The old man agreed again.

"Count to three and exchange together." Du Feng kept his mind on it and held the money tightly.

"Okay."

Du Feng began to count, "One, two, three."

The grandfather stuffed a part of the tissue in from the bottom, and Du Feng also stuffed a part of the money out, and the two held each other's side.

The old man easily took the three red tickets from his palm, and Du Feng was so scared that he quickly tightened the tissue. Unfortunately, the old man was so strong that two fingers touched Du Feng's two hands.

"Let go!" Du Feng blushed as he exerted all his force.

"Call me husband and let go."

Du Feng: "..."

Say good worthless?How did you change your face so quickly?

"If you don't ask me, I'll take it back." The old man exerted a little force, and swished the whole pack of tissues back.

Du Feng: "..."

"Husband~" I had no choice but to call out.

"It's so good." The old man seemed to enjoy it, "Call again."

Du Feng: "..."

"If you don't give me any more, I'll call Mimosa classmate!" Mimosa classmate is so rich, there should be a lot of teleportation treasures on him, use one to save him from the sea of ​​suffering.

"How dare you!" The old man threw a pack of tissues over, "Hurry up and clean up and clean you up!"

Du Feng: "..."

My life is so miserable!

Wait, why does the old man reject Mimosa so much?Is it stressful?

Or do you know that classmate Mimosa is the one who wrote the love letter to him?

It's no wonder that the person who asked him to find the pair of swords might have known about it a long time ago given his grandpa's supernatural powers.

Du Feng stayed inside for a few minutes, and the old man knocked on the door impatiently, "Come out quickly, if you don't come out again, I'm going in?"

Du Feng quickly pulled up his trousers and came out. As soon as he opened the door, the old man covered his nose, "My God, it stinks."

Du Feng: "..."

I have nothing to do with such a grandpa.

"Hurry up and wash in Xiaotiandi!" The old man waved his hand, and Du Feng disappeared completely. When he came out again, he was at the top of the mountain in Xiaotiandi, in the perennially warm hot spring.

There is a leyline at the bottom, which can maintain a certain temperature no matter in winter or summer.

Du Feng's clothes were wet all of a sudden, and he fell into it in a mess.

Then the old man appeared, and he took off his clothes calmly and gracefully.

I can't live like this, you make me miserable, and I can't make you feel better.

Du Feng took a handful of water and suddenly poured it on the old man's body, and the old man's chest was wet.

"Naughty." The old man unbuttoned his clothes and trousers, and stepped down with his long legs.

The hot spring is quite deep, reaching to the grandfather's waist. Fortunately, there is a special seat next to it. There are holes in the bottom, and there are countless bubbles in it. It is itchy and comfortable to step on it, just like being massaged by kissing fish same.

The old man came over with his hips on his hips and took off his clothes, "Take it off quickly, don't pollute the water."

Du Feng: "..."

You put me in it for fear of pollution, and are you sure you didn't want to hehehe?

Speaking of whether the old man has come into estrus recently, he will always be pressed on the bed for a whole day, and the ten days when he comes back from school are basically taken up by the old man, and he can only practice in the Butterfly Art of Damengzhuang.

"You don't know how to control yourself recently!" Du Feng gripped his clothes tightly, "Too much high will affect both of us!"

"What's the impact?" the old man asked back.

"It must have had an impact. Don't you have to go to work? Don't you need to cook? Don't you need to practice? Don't I need to go to school? Don't you need to eat? Don't you need to practice?"

The old man laughed all of a sudden, "I'm taking classes, cooking, raising you and practicing every day."

He pointed to Du Feng again, "You also go to school every day, eat, and are raised and cultivated by me. There is no delay at all, but there are benefits."

"Ma Ma, there's a liar here!" Du Feng yelled.

The old man slapped him on the buttocks, "Honestly, the technique of dual cultivation is good for you and not harmful. Haven't you noticed that your cultivation has improved recently?"

Not only is he diligent, but it should be said that he has made rapid progress, but Du Feng does not believe that this is due to the skill of dual cultivation, "I am deceiving people again."

The old man sighed, held him down and stripped him naked, "It seems that my efforts have not been very successful, and I'm just working hard."

Just as Du Feng was about to struggle, he was already in the air, being pinched back and forth by the grandfather.

"you liar!"

The old man rubbed his head, "Why did you lie to you?"

The old man behind tugged at his ears, "You were too weak, so I didn't dare to do more."

"Now I think you are much stronger and can bear it for a while." The old man in front hugged him in one breath.

Du Feng: "..."

Still feel cheated.

Even if the grandpa said the hype, Du Feng just didn't believe it, because the grandpa got his way again.

Afterwards, he was carried up by the grandfather, "Why are you sad?"

"I've been raising him for so long, shouldn't I enjoy it?" The old man handed him over to the second old man.

Grandpa No. [-] handed him over to Grandpa No. [-], "And you can enjoy it too."

"Satisfied with happiness, do you know?" Grandpa No. [-] pinched his face, and then handed it to Grandpa No. [-].

The way down the mountain was not stable, Du Feng was injured and couldn't bear the toss, so the old man thought of such a non-solution.

It's fine to just teleport him over there, and he has to mess around like this.

Du Feng rolled his eyes, "When will it be here?"

Dozens of old grandpas turned their heads together and said in unison, "There are hundreds of meters left, what's the rush?"

Du Feng: "..."

Don't turn around suddenly, okay?You will faint in shock.

Damn chicken, there are dozens of grandpas, each of them is exactly the same, the way of speaking, the way of thinking, and even the movements are exactly the same, not to mention the habits, because they are one person.

Just like the hands and feet of the old man, they are a part of the old man. If you want to tolerate the old man, you must tolerate the old man's clone.

Du Feng sighed helplessly. According to the speed of the grandfather, it would take a year of the monkey to get home?

The old man was still picking up and dropping off slowly. The upper one was handed over to the lower one, and the lower one was handed over to the lower one. It felt like carrying a sack of rice.

Du Feng is that sack of rice.

_(:з)」∠)_

It was getting late, and the old man was still transporting him, "If you can't wait, you can go to bed first."

Do you see that I am asleep now?

Hugging him from the armpits and knees one after another, loosening and tightening for a while, how can I sleep?

"Unbelievable, you can't sleep?" Grandpa No. [-] handed him over to No. [-].

Du Feng: "..."

"If I don't, I'll go down by myself!"

Grandpa No. [-] comforted him, "Don't worry, we'll be there in a while."

"That's what you said just now." Du Feng was about to lose his patience and couldn't sleep yet.

"Really?" Grandpa No. [-] took him, "You must have misheard."

"That's what you said just now." Du Feng kept rolling his eyes.

Grandpa No. [-] laughed, "Just kidding, we're already here."

NO.11 Grandpa pointed to the small wooden house not far away and showed him, "It's only about ten meters away."

NO.12 Grandpa picked him up firmly, "I've prepared all the meals."

"You can eat it when you come back." Grandpa NO.13 changed his position, "It's still hot."

Du Feng: "..."

The old man finally stopped repeating things, but this is quite a thing, and most people can't accept it.

Fortunately, Du Feng is not an ordinary person, he is a special Erha, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

When he stepped into the house, Du Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "It's finally here."

"Yes." Grandpa No. 45 wiped off his sweat, "I'm exhausted?"

All the grandpas accused him together, "You are so heavy."

Du Feng: "..."

Who am I provoking?

"I made steamed fish and custard for you, and a bowl of Dieyi Wonton, which one do you want to eat first?" Grandpa No. [-] stood outside the kitchen and poked his head in.

"Eat custard first." Du Feng replied quickly.

"Okay." Countless old grandpas smiled like foxes.

Grandpa’s smile used to be like this (⌒v⌒), now it’s like this (⌒v⌒)(⌒v⌒)(⌒v⌒)(⌒v⌒)(⌒v⌒)...

Du Feng: "..."

Such a great sense of powerlessness.

It seems that the old man hasn't noticed yet, as long as he asks one of them a question, all the old men will answer together.

If one of them asked Du Feng a question, the other grandpas would also look at him.

This reaction is like the left hand and the right hand. It is not difficult to write with two hands, because they write the same character, but it is difficult if they write two different characters. Therefore, Du Feng guessed that the clone of the grandfather is not every one of them. Can be controlled well.

Just like the problem with the left and right hands, it is easy to do the same expression and movement, but it is much more difficult to separate them.

And the separated grandfather will become stupid, because a person's IQ is divided into dozens, and he will naturally become stupid.

For example, after thinking of such a stupid way, there is no one to transport them down from the mountain one by one.

I didn’t find out when Xiaotiandi was fighting with the moon during the day, because at that time, the grandfathers each held a weapon, there were pianos, Xiaos, drums, and pipas. Pay a dime.

Of course, that's because when there are enemies, even if you pretend to be a little bit like it, but in private with Du Feng, you don't need to pretend, you can do whatever you want, so your weaknesses are also exposed.

Du Feng shook his head. Originally, it was his perfect opportunity for the old grandfather to become stupid, but there were too many old grandfathers, and he couldn't handle all the old grandfathers.

And which one do so many chrysanthemums covet?