The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

Du Feng choked and coughed several times before calming down, "Mao Mao, I'm not jealous."

"What's that?" asked the old man.

Du Feng thought for a while, and told him nonsense, "Look, you can play the piano and flute, Mr. Liu can cook, what can I do?"

The old man seemed to understand, "So you are worried about this?"

Du Feng shook his head, "I don't have any skills, what should I do in the future?"

The old man smiled, "Who says you don't have any special skills? Isn't your ability to seduce people very good?" He proudly raised his head, "You got me."

Du Feng rolled his eyes, "Did you come here by yourself?"

It was the old man who wrapped the tentacles around his feet first, and Du Feng rescued him. The main reason was that it was too cheap, only ten yuan, and the seafood seller was afraid that he would regret it.

Of course, if 51 people turn around and leave immediately, it is not worthwhile.

Speaking of the seafood seller, Du Feng asked a lot, "By the way, what did you do to the seafood seller who caught you back then?"

"I let all his fish go." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng: "..."

Isn't this revenge method too naive?It seems superfluous, it is impossible for a good man like the old man to do the murderous thing mentioned on the Internet.

Du Feng sighed, still worrying about himself, he really didn't have any special skills, he didn't know how to cook, his cultivation was not high, and he didn't look as good-looking as his grandpa, that...not as big as his grandpa.

It's just sad.

The old man rubbed his head, "Don't be sad, we call complementarity, I will know what you don't know, and you will know what I don't know."

Du Feng glanced at him, "Where are my strengths? Tell me about it?"

"You can bargain, and you can make friends. Everywhere you go, there will be friends who are sincere and thick-skinned." The grandfather counted Jiazhen in detail, "You can go out naked without wearing underwear."

Du Feng: "..."

What is the advantage of the last one?

"In short, I like yours. Teacher Liu can cook, but I don't like it, because I can also cook. I don't like other banshees who are beautiful, because I am also beautiful, and I have everything they have. What do I want them for?" The old man looked confident, "If you want to find it, find one that I don't have."

"For example?" Du Feng felt a little better.

"For example, those who can't cook, are ugly, and don't study well." (⌒v⌒) "I don't have any."

Du Feng: "..."

Is this the way to comfort people?I don't read much, don't lie to me!

The old man took the cake down and put the rice on it, "Don't lose your temper, eat quickly, I made these all by myself, without Teacher Liu's intervention."

On the table are Du Feng's favorite salt and pepper shrimp, spicy chicken diced, pickled pepper chicken gizzards, and boiled pork slices.

Du Feng glared at him, knowing that he was jealous and deliberately telling about the cake made by Teacher Liu, what's the matter?

He pretended not to know without mentioning Du Feng, and he would not be jealous. He was not a petty person, he could appreciate Teacher Liu's beauty, and he also admitted that this banshee was gentle and elegant, and would actually speak for him.

It's unbelievable, you know, ever since the old man was always against him and called him out for embarrassment, most of the monsters in the class also followed suit and laughed at him, thinking that he was a poor student from the bottom of his head, and he didn't study hard because he was poor at school. Offended the teacher or something.

Who would have known that the teacher was having an affair with him, and the joke turned into an embarrassment, so Mimosa, regardless of the rumors from the outside world, was still good with his brothers.

Bring him a meal from time to time, make up lessons and so on.

Du Feng brewed in the small world for more than ten days, and he came out a good man, completely forgot about those unpleasant things, and complained from time to time because no one wrote him a love letter.

This is unscientific, isn't it so bad?

What a good and active young boy he is usually, I come when I can’t move, when my back is injured, and if I’m missing one, I’ll support him. Under such circumstances, I didn’t receive a love letter.

It seems that good old people are not popular now. In this age of selfishness, you are selfless and call you a fool.

Du Feng was a little sad, and the female classmates asked him about the old man in the afternoon.

Do you know that you are going to pry the corner of the wall in front of his husband?

Grandpa doesn't like you vulgar fans.

Du Feng hugged his chest and looked cold. When someone asked him what his grandfather liked, he said he liked it and no one was pestering him.

Someone asked him what gift his grandfather wanted?He just said that grandpa likes that no one gives him presents.

Someone asked him when was his grandpa's birthday?He said that it was not the birthday of the grandfather.

I'm mad at you, hum~

But speaking of it, I never really celebrated my grandfather's birthday. Instead, his own birthday is approaching. It seems to be next Tuesday, not a few days away.

Du Feng suddenly realized that the old grandfather asked Mr. Liu to make a cake for his birthday, otherwise it would be really impossible for Mr. Liu to come into the house with the old man's temperament.

The word home is more important to the grandfather than him, and it is absolutely impossible for strangers to come in.

If he wasn't smart, he would have guessed it, the old man might have been hiding it from him, planning to surprise him on his birthday.

In fact, he was frightened, he thought that the old man had finally had enough of serving people, and was going to counterattack and find a beautiful girl.

This kind of dreadful life is not easy. Although he is open-minded on the surface, he still cares a little bit.

Du Feng understood the reason, and his mood improved a little. He treated the female students who came to ask questions a lot more gently, and his tone was different.

The other female students obviously felt it, and asked more vigorously, regardless of privacy, and some asked the old man if he was old?

Big, of course it's big, I've experienced it all, I've played all three Ps, but will I tell you?

"I don't know if it's serious or not, but I've never seen him masturbate by himself after being together for so many days, so it must be abnormal." Anyway, if there is no result, it is better to despair from the beginning than to hope, "Also, he Snoring in sleep, it was so loud, I could hear it from next door, and I couldn’t sleep.”

"Isn't it possible? Teacher He is so gentle?" Of course, some female students didn't believe it.

"Why am I lying to you? Not only that, but he also has voyeurism. He always likes to spy on people eating and sleeping. By the way, don't people in your girls' dormitory always lose their underwear? Maybe he stole them."

Teacher He ruined his reputation, and he also ruined Teacher He's reputation, so that no one will write love letters to him in the future and have a crush on him.

etc!If you ruin your reputation, no one will write love letters and have a crush?

Fuck, no wonder, the old man has ruined his reputation to nothing, every monster knows it, even the teacher shakes his head, saying that he can't support the wall with mud, no wonder no one has a crush on him, write to him The love letter and so on, it turned out that the old man had planned it long ago.

What a scheming ah, ready so early.

No matter how poor he is, it is impossible for him to not have a love letter. After all, he is not bad, his cultivation has improved rapidly, and he has done a brave job and saved hundreds of lives. There is no love letter in a basket, there must be one ?

It's not normal to have none.

Okay, if you spoil my good deeds, I will spoil your good deeds too.

"Actually, I didn't tell the truth just now. I've seen Teacher He's little dick." Du Feng showed a pure smile, "But because I respect the teacher, I didn't say anything at first, for fear of scaring you."

A female classmate with braided hair came over curiously, "Is it big?"

"No." Du Feng shook his head, "It's very small, it's as if it's not developed, and it's hidden when going to the toilet, lest others see it. If I didn't happen to push the door and go in, I wouldn't know."

"Then why didn't you say that just now?" The braided student shook his head.

"He's a teacher, can I tell you? What if I wear small shoes?" Du Feng said with a look of caring for you, "I later thought that if I didn't tell the truth, you would marry him in the future What about a happy life? Then I would be a sinner.

Moreover, Mr. He's character is not good. He obviously can't get up, but he still wants to accept your love letter. Isn't this clear that he wants to harm you?What kind of heart is there, don't you think? "

Du Feng asked them to come over, "Let me tell you, don't tell others, Mr. He still likes to wear women's clothes, he is a fake woman, he likes men, and he even picks his feet."

No one likes grandpa this time, right?Such a bad reputation.

There is no way, who made the old man so attractive, when he said no, the little girls still hesitated, but they still didn't give up after seeing that posture, but when he said fake mother, the little girls finally gave up.

"Mom, it's disgusting."

"Teacher He is actually a fake mother? Wearing women's clothing?"

"My God, is it because that doesn't work? So I can only find a man?"

"It's so pitiful, it must be the one below?"

Du Feng nodded, "I told you guys, don't tell others."

Although the female students agreed on the surface, but judging by that posture, the whole school will know tomorrow.

hehehehe~

Du Feng felt that he did a good job. Anyway, the old man has him, so what if his reputation is bad?He doesn't mind.

Teacher Liu Xiang also had the same idea as him. Because he was too close to He Shui, the female classmate was afraid that she would be cheated, so she ran to tell her immediately.

However, this smart banshee not only didn't believe it, but also felt that her chance had come. Once the rumors came out, how many strong opponents would have to be defeated. At this time, no matter how considerately she comforted him, even a man would be understood by her intelligence. Moved, obediently bowed down under her pomegranate skirt.

Teacher Liu sent the female classmate who came to report the letter to find Teacher He with the cake she just made during the lunch break.

It happened that Mr. He came out 5 minutes earlier and left the last 5 minutes for the students. Mr. Liu gave him a positive fight.

"What a coincidence." Teacher Liu hung her hair behind her ears, revealing her exquisite and small earrings. The big red jade and white silver thread made her skin look fairer. "I baked an extra cake. Originally, my sister asked for I came to eat, but I was delayed by something, and this thing has not been stored for a long time, so you can eat it."

After a period of understanding, Mr. Liu found that Mr. He was particularly sensitive to food. When it came to cooking and making cakes, he immediately became interested, and his expression was very different from his usual indifference.

"That's it." He Shui took it over, "It just so happens that the get out of class is not over yet, and all the students in the class are here, let's enjoy the food together."

As the grandfather said, he returned to the classroom and took apart the cake without even giving Teacher Liu any time to hesitate.

"Students are lucky today. Teacher Liu sent us a cake to try."

He Shui has already unwrapped the brocade rope, Teacher Liu's expression flustered, "Then what..."

"Huh?" The old man asked while removing the framed box.

The cake had been completely taken apart, and two suspicious red spots appeared on Mr. Liu's face.

The old man looked down and was suddenly stunned.

Two hearts are painted on the cake with red cream, worn with arrows, Cupid's red line arrow?

"Who drew this heart? It's so ugly." The old man split it into two pieces with one knife, and cut it into four pieces with a single stroke.

Teacher Liu:"……"

I'm not angry I'm not angry I'm not angry I'm not angry!

"Ah!" Teacher Liu screamed and ran away.

The grandfather and the whole class were left in a daze, "What's wrong with Teacher Liu?"

The students below started booing, "Teacher, go after me!"

"Teacher, Teacher Liu needs comfort!"

"Teacher, you split Teacher Liu into dozens of petals."

The old man calmly distributed the cake, "It's okay, my family is never angry, and Mr. Liu probably won't be angry either."

From this point of view, Du Feng has another advantage, he can take jokes, no matter how much the old man teases him and laughs at him, he won't be really angry, at most he wants some bargaining chips, and coaxes him deliciously.

It's meaningless to be angry, and the old man likes to tease him, and he also likes to bully the old man, each other.

Before the old man's scandal spread, Du Feng was already thinking about how to sneak away, and he would beat him up again if he was caught by the old man.

He ran out to use the toilet, and was still thinking of a way when he came back. The next class was not the grandfather's class, so he didn't skip it. When he took the book out, he suddenly felt that the touch was not right.

When I opened it, I found that there were two love letters inside. The black and white ones were ordinary, with no hearts or pictures, but the names were well written.

The two handwritings are the same as the personalized signature, and I almost didn't recognize his name.

Du Feng opened one first, [I like you. 】

Halo, this is too simple, not even a name.

The second letter is a love poem, the style of writing is so pretentious, it can be seen that it is from Baidu, full of perfunctory.

【Life is like dust, like moonlight

You are so humble...]

Fuck, you are humble!

Du Feng resisted the urge to crumple and throw away, and took a photo to show off to his grandfather.

Counting money under the corner: [I received two love letters today. o(≧v≦)o]

The old man will come back soon, 【I know, because I sent it. 】

Counting money under the corner: […]

Biggest hit.

[But I only sent one. ] The old man continued.

Du Feng's eyes lit up, the old man only sent one, so the other one must be...

[You sent it yourself, right? 】

Du Feng: […]