The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"That's the navel, you can't get in there." Tianpin Lingmai explained.

He is too big, and there is a deep pit several meters deep in the belly button, but there is something strange inside, a raised semicircle, as if breathing, panting from time to time.

Living inside is a dragon, which has just taken shape. It used to live in the grandfather's small world. It was a snake. Because the aura soared all of a sudden, he knew how to rub the heat. He ran to live under the Tianpin Lingmai, and found a Good place.

The navel is a place that connects to the heart. It is warm in spring and cool in summer, and has sufficient blood supply. Living here not only has strong aura, but also ten times the blood energy of other places. Like the middle finger, it is the best place for cultivation.

But he walked around inside, scratching with his claws, and the Tianpin Lingmai would itch.

"Please stop!" Tianpin Lingmai couldn't help begging for mercy.

Jiaolong froze for a moment, stayed where he was and didn't dare to move, and then moved again when he found that there was no sound. As soon as he moved, the sound sounded again.

"Come out soon, okay?" (┯_┯)

Jiaolong paused for a moment, looked up and looked around, but did not find anyone continuing to fiddle with the new home.

The bulge in the middle of the belly button is used as a bed, so I can sleep well.

He felt relieved and his Tianpin Lingmai was in pain, "I won't be polite if you don't come out again."

That kind of torture was too great, it was unbearable, Tianpin Lingmai threatened.

Jiaolong thought to himself that if you were rude to me, you would have been rude a long time ago, so how can you talk so much nonsense, so he continued to sleep peacefully, the hot air that spewed out was in the middle of his belly button, and the Tianpin Lingmai itched even more.

He couldn't take it anymore, he propped himself up and stood up, the ground boomed, everything living on him woke up, and flew out one after another, looking at the huge monster that got up.

Compared with Tianpin Lingmai, other creatures are like the ants under his feet, not worth mentioning, but if the ant gets into the navel and bites again, it can be felt.

Tianpin Lingmai blew a breath, and a gust of wind blew up, mixed with cold air, and the entire dragon was rolled out and landed on Tianpin Lingmai's palm.

In the eyes of ordinary people, Jiaolong is already very large, two or three meters long, but in the palm of Tianpin Lingmai, it looks like a miniature caterpillar.

Tianpin Lingmai pouted, very dissatisfied, "Why do you have to live there?"

Jiaolong was completely dumbfounded.

"I'll change your place for you, you can live behind my ear."

He raised his hand and hung Mr. Jiaolong behind his ears. Because he has long hair, it hangs behind his head. The position behind the ears is very secret. Although it is inclined, it looks flat because it is too big, enough for a Only a shrunken version of the caterpillar shelters from the wind and rain.

(⊙_⊙)

Mr. Jiaolong hasn't reacted yet.

He pondered under the safe haven that Tianpin Lingmai found for him, and it took him a long time to realize, "This is a great god, I want to hug my thigh! o(≧v≦)o"

As a result, Tianpin Lingmai suffered a disaster, and a miniature caterpillar flew into his ear to talk to him all day long.

"God, can you hear me?"

"God, can you give me a hug on your thigh?"

"No, your thighs are so thick that I may not be able to hold them, why don't you give me your arms?"

"I'm Little Transparent, can you cover me?"

Jiaolong talks a lot, so he can chatter a lot, "I can give you a massage, can you talk to me?"

Tianpin Lingmai still ignored him.

"If you ignore me, I will move back." Jiaolong made a gesture and flew out.

Tianpin Lingmai finally understood him, "You can't hold my arm, you can hold your fingers."

In fact, he couldn't hold the dragon with his fingers, and the Heavenly Grade Spirit Vein was too big, but his goal was achieved, and he successfully hooked up with the Heavenly Grade Spiritual Vein.

Although there is no counterattack yet, it is not far from a counterattack.

Du Feng looked at it for a while, Tianpin Lingmai and Jiaolong were talking about daily life, and it seemed that he was gossip, so he simply put down the bronze mirror and ran to harass the old man.

Although he was hung in the toilet yesterday, it was because he wanted to take off the old man's clothes, hey hey hey, so he was sensed by the old man and punished by hanging in the toilet.

But the old man with a face can at most give him some homework or something. If he slips in time, it will be fine in two days. After all, the old man is going to conquer Bai Hong's small world, so he has no time to pay attention to him.

Time is the best medicine. After a while, the old man will forget his pranks and start to miss him.

Du Feng chuckled, and ran to Butterfly to pick up a full set of cosmetics, such as facial masks, eye shadows, eyelashes, lipstick and blush.

Put some makeup on for the old man, maybe he will be beautiful.

Du Feng tore off the mask first, and put a mask on the grandfather.

The old man's kung fu has reached the critical point, the light flashed on his body, his expression was solemn and solemn, hot sweat appeared on his porcelain white forehead, Du Feng wiped his sweat, and then put the mask on, the old man who was very serious and sacred instantly became funny, Du Feng hasn't posted it yet, it's crooked, it's unspeakably funny.

Du Feng tried his best to hold back his laughter, took a photo and saved it, and then suddenly realized that the old man was already very supple and didn't need a mask at all, so he took off the mask and put it on his face.

The mask was just put on, and it was still watery, and the grandpa dripped thick essence from his face.

Du Feng wiped him with a tissue, and then started to put on makeup. He couldn't put it on, so he searched for tutorials on the Internet first.

You need to make a primer first, similar to BB cream, squeeze out a little for the grandfather to touch, and evenly touch the powder.

In fact, the old man was already very white. Du Feng got very close to the whiteness without blemishes, but he couldn't find a pimple, not even a pore.

This unscientific!

Can water be so capricious?

The BB cream is skin-colored, but after applying it, it seems that the skin is not as white as the old man's original skin, and it looks a lot darker at first glance.

After applying BB cream, eyeliner is more difficult. Du Feng half knelt on the ground, holding his grandfather's face to paint for him.

Looking at it from a close distance, the old man's face is so handsome. An old man should look like an old man. What does such a tender face look like?

Because the strokes can’t be felt on the skin, and they always run away, he originally wanted to turn into this (⌒⌒), but it turned into this (~-~)

It was very difficult for Du Feng to finish the eyeliner. Although the craftsmanship is unsightly, but the old man has a good foundation and can barely read it.

Then there is eye shadow, a kind of gradient eye shadow is very popular recently, first it is nude pink, and then a layer of reddish brown, so it is said on the Internet.

It was quite difficult. Du Feng groped to find the nude color, and actually got rose gold. Fortunately, this color is not particularly ugly, but it is more difficult to color, and it does not look like makeup at all after touching it around.

What's the difference between melted and not melted?

Du Feng picked a black color and drew a circle again. It felt pretty good after the painting, and it didn't go too far. Then he drew another one. It was pretty good at first, but the place at the end seemed to be higher, so Du Feng drew another one. One eye was raised a little bit, but after the addition, I found it was too high, so I went to the other side to raise the height of that eye, and after adding and adding, the eyes that were originally like this, (⌒v⌒), became like this (= v=).

Like being beaten, the single eyelids turned into double eyelids.

Du Feng stared blankly at the development.

It seems to be getting uglier. 〔乛v乛〕

After painting the eye shadow is the eyebrows, the eyebrows are simple, just follow the center of the eyebrows, and the grandfather's eyebrows are very standard, but a little thin, a bit like a woman.

With the pretty face of Emei in ancient times, it's no wonder that Du Feng always wanted to fall in love with him. Anyone who looks like this and looks so good-looking will treat him as a little subject, and he can't help feeling pity for him.

Then it was discovered that not only was he tall, but he was also big, with superior military strength and top-notch strength, and he had no chance to counterattack.

_(:з)」∠)_

It's been more than a year since I accidentally did it, and every time I was slapped so hard that I couldn't close my legs.

Du Feng thought of his sadness, and his subordinates involuntarily pinched the grandfather's face.

The old man's face was still covered in makeup, and he made it into a colorful face all of a sudden, but it didn't get any better at first.

Du Feng lost his temper, put down the eyebrow pencil, and pulled the grandfather's face with both hands, twisting and pinching, the cosmetics melted away, turning the grandfather into a big tabby cat.

When it was over, he put away the cosmetics, returned them to Butterfly, washed his hands, and hurried away. He didn't dare to go to the place that the old man was familiar with, so he simply ran to the night market. He was going to find a hotel to hide for two days. Just after opening the room, the jade talisman on his neck suddenly disappeared. As soon as the light came on, Du Feng couldn't help being taken back by the jade talisman, and fell into the swimming pool, his whole body was drenched.

The old man scooped water from the sink next to him to wash his face. The cosmetics were not easy to wash off without cleansing oil. The old man washed his face several times.

The clear water splashed and slid down his face, and the redness of the setting sun reflected the grandfather's facial features exquisitely and radiantly, and his every move carried magic power.

Du Feng was dumbfounded at first, and reacted quickly to leave like a dog. He swam vigorously, but it seemed to be in vain. Not only did he not leave, but he retreated backwards. As fast as he swam, he retreated, and he arrived in a short time. The shore on the old man's side.

The old man had already washed his face, and lifted him up by his collar with one hand.

Du Feng was like a drowned rat, still dripping water, with a depressed expression, like a child who has done something wrong, looking at the old man pitifully.

"Now that I know I was wrong, why did you go?" The old man twisted his ear with one hand, and carried him back to the house like teaching a child.

"Take off your clothes." The old man slapped the table with a snap.

Du Feng was taken aback, took off his clothes in a numb manner, stood up naked, and admitted his mistake with a good attitude, "I know I was wrong."

Usually, you are out of breath.

When a parent is angry, the more you talk back, the angrier he will be, wishing to beat you and scold you. After he honestly admits his mistake and knelt down, it will be boring for you to scold.

The old man sighed, "After the water dried up, I lay on the bed."

Du Feng pulled the towel to wipe his body, and got into bed obediently after drying, "I'm lying down."

o(≧v≦)o