The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]
Chapter 127 Fake Boyfriend
Du Feng has not come back for many days, even if he came back, he would eat and drink in the small world, not even a scum outside, the cockroaches were almost starved to death by him.
Although this is a sad story, why does Mao always want to laugh?
Du Feng held back and wanted to ask if Mr. Cockroach is okay now?Did you move or something.
Just being idle and bored, Du Feng started a big sweep. He was not in a hurry, and started on the bed first. After all, he would always be on the bed when he came back every day, and he would get dirty all over his body.
First, I removed the quilt, put it in the washing machine, and hung the quilt core outside to dry. The newly bought quilt and quilt core were white, as if they had never been slept on by anyone. It was a little damp, probably because the usage rate was too low.
After the bed is done, clean the bottom of the bed, wardrobe, kitchen, bathroom, and every corner.
In this way, grandpa won't blame him for skipping class.
It was already noon after Du Feng finished cleaning, and the small world looked like seven or eight days outside. The saint's small world has been fishing for more than a month, and the grandfather has been fishing for more than a month. I don't know if the whole garden has been piled up.
He wanted to go back and have a look, but he was afraid of being caught by his grandfather, so he simply made an excuse. Anyway, at noon, there was a lunch break and a meal time. The lunch break was used for meditation. The head teacher watched, and the meal time was free. Grandpa won't blame him.
Du Feng clenched the jade talisman tightly, and the light was sent back in a flash. On the bed in Xiaotiandi's wooden house, the brocade quilt was soft, and it hurt at all when planted on it.
The small world is unusually peaceful, and there are no treasures in the wooden house, only a few more calligraphy and paintings on the walls, more paper, ink, pens and inkstones, and half-written calligraphy on the table.
Du Feng's heart skipped a beat, and just as he was about to teleport away, his hands had already embraced him from behind, "I'm back."
Sure enough, the old man was also there. If he packed his things first, he must have hidden the treasure when it disappeared.
"Well, it's lunch time." Du Feng felt a little guilty, "I came back to get the lunch box, so I left after I finished."
"Oh—" the old man deliberately elongated his voice, "Why is your heart beating so fast?"
Du Feng found an excuse, "You suddenly appeared, which startled me, of course my heart beats fast."
"Really." The old man looked at him with a half-smile, "Isn't it because of skipping class?"
"No, how could I skip class." Du Feng took a deep breath, trying not to think about anything else.
Whenever he has distracting thoughts, the grandfather can find the correct answer from many thoughts.
In fact, from the perspective of the grandfather——
Damn chicken, found out again!
Is the grandfather a fox?So clever?
Old virgin, old virgin, old virgin, old virgin!
Grandpa: "..."
"I'm really here to get a box lunch. What else can I do at this point besides eating, and I don't go to class." Du Feng tried to defend himself.
The old man raised his eyebrows, "Teacher Fulu's skirt is so beautiful today, it's bright red, it's so rare."
Teacher Fulu's prototype is a leopard, the one who fought with Jin Yuanzi, like a tigress, how could it be possible to wear a skirt?Still bright red.
"Impossible, her outfit hasn't changed for several weeks." Du Feng replied without thinking.
The old man turned on his phone and called, "Hello, Teacher Fulu? Are you wearing a long red dress today?"
Du Feng: "..."
Turned on the hands-free phone, and immediately heard Teacher Fulu's voice inside.
"How do you know?" He seemed surprised.
"My imperial speech skills are very accurate." (⌒v⌒), the old man smiled like a fox again.
Du Feng: "..."
What a pit!
"I cleaned all the rooms outside today, and I can make up for it!" The story has been leaked, and Du Feng immediately changed his face.
"That's an extra hour of grass." (⌒v⌒)
Du Feng: "..."
"I'm a lucky star, you can't treat me like this!" Du Feng hurriedly fought for his own interests, "You see, if I don't go, you won't know how to cook, and if you don't cook, you won't be able to hook up with spiritual veins, and you won't be able to get access bracelet, so treat me well, I am a great hero!"
"One hour is not enough? Let's make a day." (⌒v⌒)
Du Feng: "..."
Must have found the wrong boyfriend.
_(:з)」∠)_
Afterwards, he fell limply on the bed, and the old man fetched water to wipe his body, pulled his ankle like shaving a pig, wiped it from top to bottom, and finally dragged him to the side of the bed and put his feet in the basin wash.
Du Feng was very tired from cleaning, and his body suffered another disaster, so he happened to sleep well in the bubbles.
The old man also folded his trouser legs and soaked his feet together. The barrel is a wooden barrel, which is very big and tall, and it is not a problem to fit two people.
Du Feng's ankles were flexible, and as soon as he hooked the old man's feet up with force, water droplets fell down and wet the entire floor.
The old man held a book in his hand, glanced at him while reading, "Naughty."
Du Feng didn't care, and looked at the feet of the two of them carefully. One was white like ceramics, crystal clear and milky white. It seemed that the blood vessels and pulse inside could be seen.
One is covered with white. Du Feng was raised very well by his grandfather, his skin is fair and delicate, and his face is also quite handsome. Occasionally, he can see little girls and men peeping at him. Of course, he still can't compare with his grandfather.
The old man is thin and tall, his body looks like he has no bones, he is well-proportioned and well-proportioned. Banshee was named the most wanted to marry the demon.
Moreover, the old man is a fast learner. When he was with Du Feng, he asked many questions. He borrowed a lot of textbooks in the school for a few days. The ink in the stomach is in a set, and it is not the same.
Awesome teacher He.
"What are you looking at?" Teacher He shook the book, and finally was willing to give him a look.
"Look at the feet."
The old man is not only handsome, but also has a well-coordinated body. His feet are also long and narrow, and he doesn't have the problem of big bones like ordinary men.
Most people have a bone in their thumb. It is said that it was inherited from women with small feet. Men are born with big bones. Regardless of the reason, there are very few beautiful people with long feet. Grandpa is an exception.
It is fine and white, without bones, as if it was specially carved by an artist, and every stroke is classic.
"He Shui!" Du Feng called him suddenly.
"Huh?" He Shui put down the book he had just picked up.
"Let's break up!" Du Feng half-hid in the quilt, looking at him with sparkling eyes.
The old man paused, "Why did you suddenly have this idea?"
"Because I found out that you are so rich, I can get half of the breakup fee after breaking up." (^ν^)
The old man rolled his eyes at him, "Are you a pig? I'm so rich, you can only get half of it if you break up with me, and it's all yours if you're with me."
Du Feng suddenly realized, "That's right, then we don't want to break up, I want everything." (^~^)
"Greedy." The old man patted him, "All my property belongs to you, and you can't get away."
"What about yours?" Du Feng asked curiously.
"I also have family property." The old man turned a page of the book unhurriedly, "My family property is you, just take you with you wherever you go."
Du Feng's heart moved, and his inexplicable emotions were exaggerated.
"However, I usually find it embarrassing, so I lock it in the small world and don't take it out to scare people." (⌒v⌒)
Du Feng: "..."
A fake boyfriend is a fake boyfriend, every time I want to strangle him to death after being touched.
_(:з)」∠)_
Although this is a sad story, why does Mao always want to laugh?
Du Feng held back and wanted to ask if Mr. Cockroach is okay now?Did you move or something.
Just being idle and bored, Du Feng started a big sweep. He was not in a hurry, and started on the bed first. After all, he would always be on the bed when he came back every day, and he would get dirty all over his body.
First, I removed the quilt, put it in the washing machine, and hung the quilt core outside to dry. The newly bought quilt and quilt core were white, as if they had never been slept on by anyone. It was a little damp, probably because the usage rate was too low.
After the bed is done, clean the bottom of the bed, wardrobe, kitchen, bathroom, and every corner.
In this way, grandpa won't blame him for skipping class.
It was already noon after Du Feng finished cleaning, and the small world looked like seven or eight days outside. The saint's small world has been fishing for more than a month, and the grandfather has been fishing for more than a month. I don't know if the whole garden has been piled up.
He wanted to go back and have a look, but he was afraid of being caught by his grandfather, so he simply made an excuse. Anyway, at noon, there was a lunch break and a meal time. The lunch break was used for meditation. The head teacher watched, and the meal time was free. Grandpa won't blame him.
Du Feng clenched the jade talisman tightly, and the light was sent back in a flash. On the bed in Xiaotiandi's wooden house, the brocade quilt was soft, and it hurt at all when planted on it.
The small world is unusually peaceful, and there are no treasures in the wooden house, only a few more calligraphy and paintings on the walls, more paper, ink, pens and inkstones, and half-written calligraphy on the table.
Du Feng's heart skipped a beat, and just as he was about to teleport away, his hands had already embraced him from behind, "I'm back."
Sure enough, the old man was also there. If he packed his things first, he must have hidden the treasure when it disappeared.
"Well, it's lunch time." Du Feng felt a little guilty, "I came back to get the lunch box, so I left after I finished."
"Oh—" the old man deliberately elongated his voice, "Why is your heart beating so fast?"
Du Feng found an excuse, "You suddenly appeared, which startled me, of course my heart beats fast."
"Really." The old man looked at him with a half-smile, "Isn't it because of skipping class?"
"No, how could I skip class." Du Feng took a deep breath, trying not to think about anything else.
Whenever he has distracting thoughts, the grandfather can find the correct answer from many thoughts.
In fact, from the perspective of the grandfather——
Damn chicken, found out again!
Is the grandfather a fox?So clever?
Old virgin, old virgin, old virgin, old virgin!
Grandpa: "..."
"I'm really here to get a box lunch. What else can I do at this point besides eating, and I don't go to class." Du Feng tried to defend himself.
The old man raised his eyebrows, "Teacher Fulu's skirt is so beautiful today, it's bright red, it's so rare."
Teacher Fulu's prototype is a leopard, the one who fought with Jin Yuanzi, like a tigress, how could it be possible to wear a skirt?Still bright red.
"Impossible, her outfit hasn't changed for several weeks." Du Feng replied without thinking.
The old man turned on his phone and called, "Hello, Teacher Fulu? Are you wearing a long red dress today?"
Du Feng: "..."
Turned on the hands-free phone, and immediately heard Teacher Fulu's voice inside.
"How do you know?" He seemed surprised.
"My imperial speech skills are very accurate." (⌒v⌒), the old man smiled like a fox again.
Du Feng: "..."
What a pit!
"I cleaned all the rooms outside today, and I can make up for it!" The story has been leaked, and Du Feng immediately changed his face.
"That's an extra hour of grass." (⌒v⌒)
Du Feng: "..."
"I'm a lucky star, you can't treat me like this!" Du Feng hurriedly fought for his own interests, "You see, if I don't go, you won't know how to cook, and if you don't cook, you won't be able to hook up with spiritual veins, and you won't be able to get access bracelet, so treat me well, I am a great hero!"
"One hour is not enough? Let's make a day." (⌒v⌒)
Du Feng: "..."
Must have found the wrong boyfriend.
_(:з)」∠)_
Afterwards, he fell limply on the bed, and the old man fetched water to wipe his body, pulled his ankle like shaving a pig, wiped it from top to bottom, and finally dragged him to the side of the bed and put his feet in the basin wash.
Du Feng was very tired from cleaning, and his body suffered another disaster, so he happened to sleep well in the bubbles.
The old man also folded his trouser legs and soaked his feet together. The barrel is a wooden barrel, which is very big and tall, and it is not a problem to fit two people.
Du Feng's ankles were flexible, and as soon as he hooked the old man's feet up with force, water droplets fell down and wet the entire floor.
The old man held a book in his hand, glanced at him while reading, "Naughty."
Du Feng didn't care, and looked at the feet of the two of them carefully. One was white like ceramics, crystal clear and milky white. It seemed that the blood vessels and pulse inside could be seen.
One is covered with white. Du Feng was raised very well by his grandfather, his skin is fair and delicate, and his face is also quite handsome. Occasionally, he can see little girls and men peeping at him. Of course, he still can't compare with his grandfather.
The old man is thin and tall, his body looks like he has no bones, he is well-proportioned and well-proportioned. Banshee was named the most wanted to marry the demon.
Moreover, the old man is a fast learner. When he was with Du Feng, he asked many questions. He borrowed a lot of textbooks in the school for a few days. The ink in the stomach is in a set, and it is not the same.
Awesome teacher He.
"What are you looking at?" Teacher He shook the book, and finally was willing to give him a look.
"Look at the feet."
The old man is not only handsome, but also has a well-coordinated body. His feet are also long and narrow, and he doesn't have the problem of big bones like ordinary men.
Most people have a bone in their thumb. It is said that it was inherited from women with small feet. Men are born with big bones. Regardless of the reason, there are very few beautiful people with long feet. Grandpa is an exception.
It is fine and white, without bones, as if it was specially carved by an artist, and every stroke is classic.
"He Shui!" Du Feng called him suddenly.
"Huh?" He Shui put down the book he had just picked up.
"Let's break up!" Du Feng half-hid in the quilt, looking at him with sparkling eyes.
The old man paused, "Why did you suddenly have this idea?"
"Because I found out that you are so rich, I can get half of the breakup fee after breaking up." (^ν^)
The old man rolled his eyes at him, "Are you a pig? I'm so rich, you can only get half of it if you break up with me, and it's all yours if you're with me."
Du Feng suddenly realized, "That's right, then we don't want to break up, I want everything." (^~^)
"Greedy." The old man patted him, "All my property belongs to you, and you can't get away."
"What about yours?" Du Feng asked curiously.
"I also have family property." The old man turned a page of the book unhurriedly, "My family property is you, just take you with you wherever you go."
Du Feng's heart moved, and his inexplicable emotions were exaggerated.
"However, I usually find it embarrassing, so I lock it in the small world and don't take it out to scare people." (⌒v⌒)
Du Feng: "..."
A fake boyfriend is a fake boyfriend, every time I want to strangle him to death after being touched.
_(:з)」∠)_
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