The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

Du Feng was furious, "Don't come back!"

He decided to be angry secretly for three days and ignore the old man.

But the old man is smart, and he has figured out his attributes, so he can't hide his foodie nature.

Just getting angry in the morning, there is food on the table at noon, and it is all his favorite food, getting angry... Then you have to have strength to regenerate.

So I just forgave the old grandpa. The old grandpa still likes to tease him, playing new tricks every now and then, just like when he was in school, without repeating the same.

Every time he made Du Feng angry, after cooking a few dishes, Du Feng calmed down again as a worthless person. Even he himself felt that he was spineless, but he just couldn't help being tempted.

It’s hard to eat delicious food without a grandpa. Although you can buy it on Youbao Trading Network, the taste is different, and their pot is very strong. After cooking the earthworms, who just ate it!

The school food is also terrible, and the different species are a headache.

Du Feng had no choice but to do it by himself. Although he can use some spells now, he is not proficient in spell manipulation. He suddenly got too salty and fried all of a sudden. He lived in the small world by himself for more than a month and lost a lot of weight. .

The soup that the old man put in the cauldron had already been finished, so he bought the ingredients for what he wanted to eat, and waited for the old man to cook it.

Grandpa's side is inconvenient, and some materials have to be processed, such as pork ribs, which are layer by layer greasy, and they don't even want to eat them.

Vegetables and the like have to be plucked from the vegetable field by themselves, and washed by themselves after plucking. It would be better to eat less than one pot of water.

In short, I didn't feel it before, I was happy living alone, now...

Life is like being robbed, one piece is stolen from the east, and another piece is robbed from the west, leaving a mess.

Life is so hard.

Fortunately, he was not the only one who was forced to suffer. Thinking about the fact that the Moon Moon Beast could not eat grilled fish or be touched, he felt much better.

It is worth mentioning that some of the cute animals that have just been raised have already broken out of their eggs.

For example, the eggs of the snake people were raised in the pond of the Jade Finger Sacred Flower. Du Feng would use the mirror He Shui gave him to observe every day, and the villain in the egg woke up and came out of the shell.

The Jade Finger Sacred Flowers are so soft-hearted, they dote on that little guy, let him swim around in the pool, cling to the Jade Finger Sacred Flowers and climb up, and the flowers will thank you when he comes down. It's gone, Ye is disabled, as if he was beaten, but the seniors enjoyed it.

When the little snake man climbed up the pole, several seniors followed him, lest he bump into him, and after a long time, the little snake man would be spoiled by them.

With one hand and one jade finger, the holy flower is twisted into twists, pulling the beard and peeing around the mouth, doing all kinds of evil.

The seniors are in pain and happy, the pain is because they have been tossed miserably, and the happiness is because for so many years, they are just a few bad old men boxing and fighting every day. .

Except for their worst brother Lingzhi, who can't get up in bed all day long, his lower body is horrible, eats and goes to the bathroom all on the bed, what a crime.

In fact, Brother Lingzhi no longer needs to eat and go to the toilet, but the Mushroom brothers can’t help but keep feeding them. After being lifted over the umbrella to see the whole picture, they don’t need to hide anymore. They can show their faces openly and go to the river to fetch water all day long. Brother Ganoderma drank it, and brother Ganoderma became pregnant after drinking it, just like being pregnant.

As for the black turtle eggs under the tree of life, it was quite unexpected. The tree of life held back its big move all day long, and finally released an unprecedented big trick, forcing all three little turtles to hatch.

The three little turtles belong to amphibians. They usually need to come out to breathe. They crawl out in rows, are pulled back by the tree of life, go out again, and are pulled back again. The cycle is endless.

The tortoise crawls slowly, and he has never seen the sky outside when he messed it up. Unfortunately, what he met was the tree of life. This is my, don't get close to strangers sign.

Fortunately, the tortoise is an amphibian, otherwise it would be a fart.

The best one is the ginseng baby, who has become the boss of ginseng fruit, and he is the one who picks up younger siblings every time, one by one.

Also newly transplanted, the poor Polygonum multiflorum was told by other Polygonum multiflorum all day long that he showed his breasts and butt, shameless or coquettish.

The ginseng doll has become a winner in life. He directs his younger brother to set up a big net under the ginseng fruit tree. If any younger siblings fall down, they will be caught by the net and welcome new life.

The situation of the white-eyed vulture is also good, except that the brothers and sisters are arguing every day to ask if it is the mother's own, why didn't they see that the mother was pregnant or something.

Who is the father is also a mystery, more than 100 demons gather together all day to compare the similarities with the three-eyed bird, proving that they are their own.

The three-eyed bird also used all its strength to prove that everyone is their own.

"Hey, the color on Baibai's head is the same as mine." The three-eyed bird patted the white-eyed vulture's head.

"Jiujiu!" The white-eyed vulture could not speak yet.

"He agreed." The three-eyed bird said happily.

"Jiujiu!" Hungry.

"He thinks so too." The Three-Eyed Bird asked himself for comfort.

"Jiujiu!" Hungry.

"Don't worry, I know we are biological."

White-eyed vulture: "..."

Under this kind of misunderstanding, the white-eyed eagle thrives under the love of his brothers.

The only special thing is the white peacock, who has been making light bulbs all day without knowing it, messing up two old pheasants in love, and coaxing him to sleep will be exhausting.

Chongchong Xiaotiandi can barely be regarded as a happy place, so there is no need to worry about it.

The only thing to worry about is Du Feng. He went to school and received a lot of gifts. They were raised according to his grandfather's instructions. For example, owls were raised for sparrows, and foxes were raised for cats, just like cats. Let him go out and walk around and pretend to be dead, too lazy to force him.

Cats are different from dogs. Dogs like surfing, and they can’t do without going out for a day. If you let them go out, cats can’t pretend to be dead, and it’s useless to pull.

It is worth mentioning that the three-headed dog raised by Jin Yuanzi came to harass Du Feng from time to time and asked him to take him out for a walk, because Jin Yuanzi was gone and no one went out to play with him, so he reluctantly accepted Du Feng to scratch him Itchy or something, it's cute to ignore his special quirks.

The more tormented ones were the young couple at the door, the beauty tree and the parrot.

The parrot flew over every few months and landed on the beauty tree.

"Actually, I'm not happy either!"

"???" Beauty Tree was confused.

"Actually, I'm not happy either!" the parrot continued to cry.

"and then?"

"Gong Xi Fa Cai, bring the red envelope!"

Beauty Tree: "..."

Later he learned that parrots can only learn what other people say, and it takes a long time to organize their own language. Similar to the parrot classmate in Du Feng's dormitory, he belongs to the little demon of 500 years, which is much more powerful than the parrots in Xiaotiandi.

Because of a chance, this parrot became a demon all of a sudden, and the time was too short for his brain to react. He still maintained his previous habits, learning what others said, and at least several months of thinking about what he wanted to say.

This parrot who doesn't know how to tease teased the beauty tree for several months. Except for the first sentence every time, it would be like Gong Xi Fa Cai and Fu Ru Dong Hai.

A new species, dandelion, has just been introduced in Xiaotiandi.

It was planted next to Du Feng. Because he was a newcomer, he paid special attention to it. He kept watering every day. With the help of Lingquan, the dandelions quickly matured. When the wind blew, the fluffy balls on countless dandelion seeds fly up.

"My God I'm flying, my God I'm dead!"

The pom-poms from the dandelion seeds fell into the water and belched.

Du Feng, who watched the whole process: "..."

Fucking feeling.

The old man still disconnected from time to time, and he went to a place that was more dangerous and had many forbidden spells, and every once in a while in that small world, the forbidden spells would sweep back and forth, and he couldn't sleep peacefully, it was very hard force.

The occasional photos were getting more and more haggard. Du Feng laughed at him for not being as good-looking every day. The grandfather also said that he didn't wash his hair all day, and his hair was greasy.

In short, the two dogs from different places will find time to contact each other every day, and stick to their mobile phones.

Fortunately, this mobile phone is powerful, and it can be contacted at such a distance. I don't know what tricks the old man did.

In fact, it's not far away, only one body is separated, one is inside the body, and the other is outside the body. Du Feng can't contact the grandfather at school, because that is the real distance, separated by the wall of the small world, and can only be contacted in the small world to grandpa.

He would go out sometimes to buy back what the old man needed. The arbitrary jade token given to him by Grandpa He was very convenient. No matter where he entered Xiaotiandi, he could appear in that place according to the scene in his mind when he came out.

For example, Du Feng has been to the night market in Yaojie. He entered Xiaotiandi from school, and he can come out from the night market when he comes out. After all, he can’t get out through the gate, and the old gatekeeper is very strict. Day students understand at a glance.

Except for day students, other students were not allowed to go out, so Du Feng could only use this method to shuttle back and forth many times.

He got used to it, and suddenly thought of a question, can this arbitrary jade token appear on the grandfather's side?

Maybe it would be okay if I knew about the scene with the old man.

Because Xiaotiandi is in the old grandfather's body, much closer than his side, and the old grandfather said that the forbidden technique over there can only enter but not exit, which means there is hope to enter.

Du Feng thought about it, and caught the old man chatting with him and asked him to make a video call. The old man was so entangled that he had no choice but to sit in a haystack and make a video call with him.

It was very windy over there, and the old man's hair was blowing loudly.

"Why do you need a video?" No matter how smart the old man is, he can't think of everything.

"Miss you." Du Feng was afraid that he might suspect him, so he deliberately didn't mention the reason, "Where's Jin Yuanzi? Why didn't you see him?"

The old man tilted his head to look back, and the camera moved a bit to capture Jin Yuanzi, "Where are you washing your feet?"

Jin Yuanzi stood on a rock, caught the water and fell down, his fair and slender feet and calves were wet.

"Where's Sunbird? Not with Jin Yuanzi?"

The old man moved the camera again, and turned to another direction, "Senior Sunbird is mad at Senior Jin Yuanzi again."

Sunbird sat cross-legged under the eaves, staring at Jin Yuanzi covetously.

The camera rotated a total of two times, and Du Feng behind He Shui has already grasped three sides, and the front side is still missing.

"Hey, what's behind you?"

Grandpa He glanced back, "There is nothing."

"Yes, look carefully."

The old man turned around, the camera was first facing the sky, and then facing the front just now, which was a desert.

Very good, Du Feng has mastered all the scenes, and the plan can be implemented.

He turned off the phone, closed his eyes, held the jade talisman, and thought about the scene with the old man.

The jade talisman shone brightly, and Du Feng was taken away.

On the other side, the grandfather looked at the blacked-out screen and thought it was broken. He knocked on it and found no response. He was about to ask if Du Feng was still there when a black shadow fell from the sky.

boom!

The old man was hit all over, with his ass facing his face.

Grandpa: "..."