The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

And that imprint that needs to consume half of the life of the cultivation base, what exactly is it?

Are Dragon Balls so important?

So many monsters?

Wait, after all, I have been ignoring a very important piece of information. How did the Dragon Ball get into his hands?

No matter how you look at it, it's impossible. After all, he has no money, no talent, three generations of ancestors have not smoked, and he doesn't know any outsiders. When did he accidentally save someone?

No, he was mischievous when he was a child, and he didn't encounter any strange things when he grew up. Everything started when he got on the boat.

I know that Youyao Forum was accidentally discovered by checking the information half a year ago. At that time, I didn’t take it seriously. At most, I just read a joke, and then I pretended to say that he is an outsider. With both character and character, capable of writing and martial arts, go to the hall, go to the kitchen and so on, and then I realized that "human beings have misunderstood us".

Human beings have the ability to misunderstand us, and they are very humble. At first, they would call him "little master, little master". Later, when he found out that he didn't understand anything, his role changed instantly, and he became a human being who misunderstood us to Du Fengke. Spectrum.

Taught him geography, history, and some strange things in various places and towns, and since he knew he was a human being, he never talked about monsters. After talking for a long time, the two of them also videotaped, and even met each other. Could it be Man has misunderstood us to him?

Impossible, this kind of thing depends on how precious they are, it is definitely a good thing, how can a good thing be given to an outsider?

Du Feng excluded the people around him one by one, and finally realized suddenly, could it be his father who gave it to him?

His mother once said that his father used to be a noble son, and his family was powerful and powerful, so he looked down on his mother, so his mother abducted his father.

Although I haven't seen my grandparents for so many years, but compared to his fucking rudeness and casualness, his father is indeed elegant like a nobleman.

Maybe it was really given by his father.

Du Feng quickly took out his cell phone, dug out his address book, found his father's cell phone number and called.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is already in arrears, please continue to pay the phone bill!"

"..." Du Feng opened Taobao, charged 50 yuan in, and waited for a while before calling.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is already in arrears, please continue to pay the phone bill!"

???

not enough?

Du Feng charged another 50 yuan to go in, and waited for about two minutes as usual before calling.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is already in arrears, please continue to pay the phone bill!"

"..." How much do you owe?

Someone outside is working hard for him, there is no time to waste.

Du Feng gritted his teeth and rushed in another two hundred, this time the call was finally connected.

"Hello, is that Zhuo Feng?" Zhuo Feng is his nickname.

Du Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "It's me, mom, where's my dad?"

"Your dad went to take a shower, what's the matter?" His mother seemed to be reading a book, and there was the sound of pages being turned.

"Mom." Du Feng's voice became serious, "Dragon Ball, do you know? Why is it here? Who gave it to me? And do you know the origin of my father?"

He wanted to ask too much, so he said it all at once.

His mother was silent there for a long time, and it took a long time before she spoke, "You know everything?"

"Yeah." Du Feng nodded, "So you two really have something to hide from me?"

"It's not a big deal." His mother's voice was a little guilty, "It's just that your father used to be the youngest genius of the Shenlong clan. He took charge of an ocean very early, but he listened to slander and sent people to pay tribute. He fought a few moves, and found that he was quite innocent, so he abducted him..."

"Wait..." Du Feng grasped the point, "How many moves?"

"Huh?" His mother said in a surprised tone, "Don't you know, your mother and I are a Taoist priest."

"Can spell?"

"Ah."

Du Feng switched his hand and said, "So my dad is from the dragon clan, and you are a Taoist priest, so what am I? Why didn't anyone teach me spells?"

"Your father is a dragon, and I am a human being, so you should be human too."

It should be—also—people, right?

Dare to be sure!

Du Feng wiped the blood from his head, his palms were blurred, "Why don't you teach me spells? You don't tell me about demons?"

The fucking answer was unambiguous, "It all started when you were still in the womb."

She continued, "At that time your grandparents didn't agree with me being with your dad. After all, one is a human and the other is a dragon. Maybe your dad will still be young when I die in the future, so they must fight after I have you." Drop, saying that the blood of human beings is defiled by the dragon clan.

Your grandparents are more traditional, after all, they have lived tens of thousands, but don't worry, how can I kill you.

After discussing with your father, I decided to run away from home. I ran away all the way, and met your grandparents halfway. Your grandpa was a machismo, and almost beat us to death with a slap.

In order to save us, your father pretended to get divorced and went back, stole the dragon balls that have been passed down for millions of years, and used them as fat for our mother and daughter, but your mother and I have no luck, you swallowed them all by yourself, and have already been with you hearts blend together.

Speaking of you, too, you don’t know how to understand it. I taught you when you were a child, but you just couldn’t learn it. You abolished Dragon Ball. It’s useless to raise it for more than ten years. "

"Why?" Du Feng couldn't figure it out, "One of you is a dragon and the other is a Taoist priest, both of you know spells, so it stands to reason that the genes should be passed on to me?"

"That's what I said." His mother agreed, "But your father said that it might be inherited from another generation. Your grandfather's father, that is, your great-grandfather, was in a similar situation to you. He lived for seven or eighty years before awakening the dragon veins and returning to his youth."

"So I have to wait until I'm seventy or eighty before I can rejuvenate?"

"No need, haven't you already awakened?" His mother explained to him, "Dragon Ball will take the initiative to protect your body when you are in danger, as long as you activate it once, it will be much easier in the future, maybe you can learn some spells , not too embarrassing.

But your grandparents still don't want to see you, if they see you so useless, the dragon balls in their hands will still accomplish nothing, maybe they will kill you with one palm, so I don't agree with you learning magic all these years. Afterwards, I will discuss with the ghost messenger and let you cast a good tire. "

"Mom!" Du Feng was unwilling, "I want to live another 500 years!"

"Don't make trouble." His mother didn't believe it. "Just you? The meridians are blocked, and the blood is impetuous. How many panaceas have been given to you, and the dragon balls have turned black."

"What?" Du Feng was taken aback, "How could Dragon Ball turn black?"

"It's not about sucking the impurities in your body. After more than ten years of sucking, it won't light up." His mother yelled, "It's a pity, "That's Dragon Ball. worry.

Look at you, you are so unlucky. When you first had you, there was a three-year drought, and you were almost beaten to death before you were born. Haven't you caused too many big and small things for so many years?

Tell me honestly, are you the reincarnation of Broomstar? "

Du Feng felt a little guilty, "Maybe there is something wrong with Dragon Ball."

"You still have the face to say that Dragon Ball is something that has been passed down for millions of years. It comes with dragon luck. Even dragon luck can't protect you. What else can I say?"

Du Feng sweated profusely, "So this treasure is a treasure in other people's hands, but it's grass in my hands?"

"You can't say that." His mother took it seriously, "You are so unlucky with the protection of dragon luck, if you don't have the protection of dragon luck, you will lose your braids in minutes."

"……"What can i say? (=_=)

"Son." His mother became serious, "You may really have done something wicked in your previous life, so this life is very unlucky. Dragon Balls can still protect you now, but Dragon Balls can't protect you for long after you practice spells. So let’s find a thick thigh to hug yourself, just be on the safe side.”

"Mom, there is one thing I have to tell you." Du Feng cried, "I have offended half of the demon world, and now I am trapped on the Royal Ocean Demon. My friend went out alone to save me. What should I do?" ?”

Youyao forum is equivalent to a small demon world, which is full of goblins. He has messed around too much in the past six months, offended a large number of goblins, and was even posted on the forum announcement for three days.

Being surrounded by many people, many people were waiting to see his jokes. The last post was not the first time.

Du Feng also posted a game post before, picking up the weirdness in it, unfortunately it took up the top ten in the whole server.

Now he is being chased and killed for the Dragon Ball, hiding in a place where he can't even straighten his legs.

"..." His mother was silent for a long time, "Son, you are looking for good luck, your mother is still on the wanted list of the demon world, so I can't help you."

Du Feng sighed, "Then what should I do now?"

His mother comforted, "Actually, you don't have to worry too much. With the protection of Longyun, ordinary little monsters can't do anything to you. As for your friend, I just calculated it with my fingers, but I couldn't figure it out. This kind of person is either extremely A genius, either his cultivation base is higher than mine, no matter which one he is, he is protected by great luck, so he cannot die easily."

Du Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "So there is still hope?"

"Yeah." This time his mother answered with certainty.

"That's good, that's good." Du Feng said incoherently, "Mom, I just charged you 300 yuan for phone calls. When will you pay me back?"

"What? His mother was taken aback. "My son still wants to pay back the money?" "

"My living expenses for this month." Du Feng suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Ah? What are you talking about? The signal here is not good. Hang up. I'll talk next time when I have time."

"..."

The phone hung up unceremoniously, and Du Feng called again and the phone was turned off. The fucking unreliable person couldn't even pay the phone bill, and he didn't expect her to pay it back.

Fortunately, he has asked all the questions that should be asked, and he also knows why the Dragon Ball is on him. It turns out that it is really because of his father.

Although his father has put on weight, he can vaguely see his youthful and handsome appearance before, with elegant manners and decent speech, not at all like ordinary people, in stark contrast to his mother.

Should have thought of it long ago.

Du Feng looked at his phone, the chat was not short, about ten minutes before half an hour.

He still has a question, he forgot to ask his mother just now, and now he can't get through on the phone, so he just posted a post asking for help.

It was still the building just posted, there were already dozens of messages, Du Feng leaned against the barrier, raised his head as much as possible to prevent the blood from flowing down.

Counting money under the corner

56st Floor 2016-07-24

[What are the contracts that require sacrificing half of the cultivation base's lifespan?Are there any side effects?Ask God to answer, thank you! 】

Happy to hear and see

57st Floor 2016-07-24

[Hey, the landlord has encountered a problem again? 】

Counting money under the corner: Reply Happy to hear and see: [If you can't answer, get out of the way, don't always occupy the seat and don't shit. (""")]

Happy to hear and see: Reply to counting money in the corner: 【……】

Happy to hear and see: Reply to counting money in the corner: [╰(‵ ′)╯There are only three kinds of spells that sacrifice half of the life of the cultivation base, one is an equal contract, sharing life cultivation base, and the other is a double cultivation contract, through the cultivation of acacia, There is also a slave contract, that is, the other party regards you as the master, but that kind of character as the landlord is basically impossible. 】

Counting money under the corner

58st Floor 2016-07-24

[@我是狐精静@假言自己是树树@有节奶大@I also want to drink water today

Is he right?I don't believe him a little bit. (""")]

Happy to hear and see

59st Floor 2016-07-24

【…】

The author has something to say: Why do you call and post, because the barrier lasts for half an hour. During this half hour, Du Feng can't contact anyone, so he can only use his own methods to save He Shui, such as posting to keep The other monsters, let them have no time to catch the dragon ball, and share the pressure with He Shui.

Why are the words so poisonous? Because this is a provocative method, which is very useful for the joy of hearing and seeing, and can save a lot of nonsense. Don’t you think that the joy of hearing and seeing the music misses the point every time?

Why do I have to explain it specially, because many people said they couldn't understand it. (#--)