Author: In short, today is Colonello's birthday, so here we invite Colonello and Mamon from the setting to do this interview. Next, we invite the two protagonists who were dragged from Two-dimensional to the third dimension.

Ke: Here is... um!I always feel that there is something extra in my head, kora!

Ma: Maybe it was stuffed by that strange woman over there... Questionnaire?

Author: No, Mamon-chan~ It is true that the three-dimensional me is a very strange existence in the eyes of Two-dimensional people, but everyone sees each other, seeing three-dimensional things just like flat cartoons, I also feel very strange amazing~

Ma: Mu... In short, it seems to be a frivolous thing without money, so I'll go first.

Ke: Wait a minute!Mamon, wait for me!

Ma: (suddenly stops)...can't move?

Ke: (suddenly stops) Me too...what's going on?

Zuo: No way~ You can’t leave until you finish the first [-] questions of the questionnaire, but here are the restrictions set before, you can understand it as something like words~ Huhu~ It’s great to be an author~ No matter what the text says, the children can’t resist~

Author: Before answering these fifty questions, you cannot leave here and return to Two-dimensional, and when you are here, all attacks on me, the author, will be 100% dodged~ Do you understand?

Ke: In other words...does it mean that I have to do this questionnaire, kora.

Zuo: That's what it means.

Ma: (discomfort) ... What exactly do you want to ask?

Author: Just some common questions, you must answer honestly~

1 May I have your name?

Available: Colo-Nillo.

Ma: Mamon.

Worked by: Mamon Sauce~ Answer the questions in a comprehensive way~

Ma: (gritting teeth) It used to be called Viper, but now it's called Mamon.

2 What is the age?

Ke: Strange... I can't remember at all.

Ma: ...Suddenly I can't remember.

Tsukuru: Of course, how can Amano-moon say things that are not set.

Ma: Miss Amano?Who is that?

Author: Next is the next question!

Ma: ...

3 gender is?

Ke: It's a man, kora.

Ma: Male.

4 What is your personality like?

Ke: If I have to say it, I am often said to be a cheerful KY.

Ma: Is it okay to be indifferent and withdrawn?

Author: Plus Tsundere, right?I understand.

Ma: ...What do you understand——!

5 The character of the other party?

Ke: Viper... a bit indifferent, and always not frank.

Author: Isn't this Tsundere 233333

Ke: Tsundere?It is indeed a very suitable adjective, kora!

Ma: (angry) Yes!happy!Ni!Lo!

Author: Mamon Sauce~ What's your answer?

Ma: (with a sneer and a glance at Colonelo) Golden-haired idiot.

K: Don't say that, Viper.

Author: Is this considered character?Well... that's it.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Ke: Not long after the children of the rainbow gathered, I went to find Lal and met him.

Ke: As for the location, to be honest, I only know it is in the villa, but I don’t remember exactly where it is.

Author: After all, it is something that has not been set~

Ma: ...

Author: (whispering softly) Mammon is still arguing~

7 The first impression of the other party?

Ke: A bit withdrawn, but at first glance, he seems to be a very strong person.

Ma: (sneering) golden retriever idiot.

Ke: (laugh helplessly) Don't just repeat this point, Viper.

Author: In short, these four words are just right in this question, hehe...

8 What do you like about each other?

Ma: ——What kind of problem is this! ?Who would like this guy——!

Author: Mamon-chan's words are not cynicism, but the reaction is so intense that it means liking it. Let's talk about it first.

Ke: (Contemplating) If you think about it carefully, there doesn't seem to be anything attractive about this guy...

Ma: (stopped, turned his head and sneered) There is nothing to like about an idiot like you.

Ke: (laughs) At least let me finish, Viper.

Ke: It's true that you are not frank and withdrawn, and your only hobby is money. People don't understand why they like you.But ah, sometimes I feel that you are cute for no reason, because of this.

Zuo: That is to say, there is no reason at all, and there is no reason to like it, right?

Ke: You can also say that, kora!

Author: So, what is Mamon-chan's answer now?

Ma: ...

M: ...I don't like this idiot at all.

Author: Like Sprite Nero for no reason, right?This is fate~

Ma: Wait, I told you that I don't like him at all, didn't you hear me! ?

Ke: Wait a minute, the name you called just now shouldn't be referring to me!What's wrong!

For: next question~

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Ke: There is nothing annoying... If I have to say it, sometimes I wish Viper could be a little more frank.

Author: To be frank means...?

Ke: I can express my true thoughts. If I don't say a word, I don't know what he is thinking at all.

Author: Where's Mamon?

Ma: ...all of them.

Author: Yeah, yeah~ I'm not being frank anymore~

Author: Here is an additional question, Café Nero, how do you feel when the other party is not frank?

Ke: You called me by the wrong name again, it's Cole Nero, kora!

Author: Yes, yes, I know Milk Nilo~

Ke: It's still not right...forget it.

Ke: I will be worried. I can see that something is wrong with him, but I don't know what's going on. This guy has that kind of personality. I will be very worried.

Ma: (silence)...what is that kind of personality...

Author: Now, Mamun, what is your answer?

Ma: ...the idiot-like aspects of him are not particularly annoying.

Author: If you don’t hate it, you mean you like it. Next question~

Ma: I didn't say I like it!

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Ke: Very good, Kora!

Ma: I have nothing to do with this person!

Author: Really, it’s awkward again 23333

11 What do you call each other?

Can: Viper or Mammon can call it.

Ma: Just call me by name.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Ke: That's fine now, kora!

M: There's no question of wishing for that kind of thing at all.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Ke: I’m a bit like a hedgehog. I’m always telling people to stay away from me, and to stand up all the spines when I get closer. It’s okay to be a little honest, kora!

Ma: Who do you call a hedgehog!

Work: Mamon Sauce ~ answer the question first.

Ma: (glaring at Colonello with contempt, and sneering) Silly golden retriever.

Worker: Isn't there a handsome side to Hound?

Ma: (without changing expression) I made a mistake, it's not a hound, it's a Pekingese.

Make: ... Poof!

Ke: I'm Jingba...then what is Mamun?How about a sea urchin instead?

Ma: (angry)... Yes!happy!Ni!Lo!

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Ke: He only likes money, but usually when he sees something interesting, he will send him a copy by the way.

Author: I really think about Mamon all the time~

Ma: If you don’t want to give it away, if you have to, just send the air directly, without spending money.

Make: ... Sure enough.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Ma: Money.

Author: According to Mamon, this answer is not surprising at all.

Ke: For me, first of all, as long as Mamon can give me a gift, it is already very rare, kora!

Author: For a moment, I feel that Lulu Nilo is very pitiful...

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Ke: This...is the same as the previous question, I don't like this guy who hides everything and doesn't say anything.

Ma: Do you think I have any dissatisfaction with him?

Author: Choose the one you are most dissatisfied with.

M: (quietly) ... stupid.

do:?

Ma: It's so stupid to directly die for me ten years later...

Ke: Viper... I'm sorry, but I must not watch you die in front of me.

Ma: Then I can watch you die in front of me! ?

Can:!

Ma:! ...when you didn't hear anything just now.

Ke: ...I'm sorry, Mammon.

Ma: Does this great savior have anything to apologize to me for? ?

Ke: I'm sorry to leave you alone.

Ma:!

Ke: Don't worry, in the future... I will try my best to live with you, kora!

Ma: ...upon you.

17 What is your problem?

Ke: According to Viper's words...stupid?

Zuo: No, trust me, you're actually pretty smart.

Ma: Be greedy for money.

Zuo: (whispering) Obviously there is still Tsundere...forget it, this is cute.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Ke: I hide everything in my heart, and sometimes I value money too much, which makes people feel helpless, kora!

M: Always self-righteous foolishness. (sneering) Of course you can find someone who doesn't love money.

Ke: But it is Mammon who is greedy for money, kora.

Ma: ...

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Author: I have already said it before, so I will skip this question.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

For: ibid.

21 How far is your relationship?

Ma: I have nothing to do with him.

Ke: Uh...Although I already know that this guy feels the same way, but he doesn't admit it, even if it's...a one-sided lover?

Author: Queer Nilo is really pitiful...

Ke: I wanted to say it just now, what are you taking my name for! kora.

For: next question~

22 Where did two people first date?

Ma: No such thing!

Ke: Mammon... Forget it, if you don't admit it, you don't have it.

Ma: What is "even if"! ?

Author: Forget it, take care of Mamon, these few questions will be skipped.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Make: skip.

24 How far has it progressed then?

For: ibid.

25 frequent date spots?

For: ibid.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

M: Get him a birthday present, then think of a way to get him out under Balian, Vongola, and the rest of the Rainbow Children.

Author: Love rivals are so hard~

Ke: Who did this! kora!

Ma: ...Go to Lal and ask him what he likes, and pick the cheapest one as a gift.

Ke: ...So that's the case, no wonder...

Ma: What?

M: No, nothing.

Author: (whispered) Looks like you have suffered a lot, boiled water Nile.

27 Which party confessed first?

Ke: Of course it's me. If this guy confesses, I'm afraid it will be too late.

Author: Mamon-chan is indeed the type who would not even say it to death.

28 How much do you like each other?

Can: very.

Ma: (decisively) Not at all!

Can: Viper...

Ma: ... (in a low voice) barely.

29 So, do you love each other?

Ke: Of course, kora

Ma: (Silent, then nodded slightly.)

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Ke: This guy is always saying things like this, which is hard to say.

Ma: No.

Make: Really?

Ma: ...

Available: Viper.

Ma: ...and he...is the same.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Ke: No way, chase again?

Work: so hard...

Ma: (silence) What does his change of heart have to do with me.

Ke: I won't change my mind, Viper.

Ma: (sneering) Who knows.

Can: Viper...

Ma: Next question!

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Ke: I will try my best not to give him a chance to change his mind.

M: I said it's none of my business!next question.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Work: Because Mamon refused to say the date, skip it.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

M: He always has a silly look on his face.

Can: Is it sexy?I always feel that this kind of word is difficult to use on Mamon.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Ke: My heart beats faster, I don’t feel that way at all.

Author: Yes, it is black tea Nero after all.

Ma: No.

Author: I can't let it go this time, really?Marmon?

Ma: (whispering)...that was...that time...

Ma: (in a very low voice)...when you confessed suddenly...

Ke: Viper... so you were nervous at that time, kora!

Ma: Stupid!Don't pounce!next question!

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Ke: When this guy is willing to talk to me obediently, but very rarely.

M: (very quietly) ... when this guy comes back to life ten years later.

Can: what?

Ma: Nothing.

Ke: Tell me, Viper, what is the answer?

Ma: (blushing)...Next question!

39 Ever quarreled?

Ke: It's a common thing.

Ma: Often.

40 What are the quarrels?

Ke: There were various reasons, but I can’t remember clearly.

Ma: Many things.

How to reconcile after 41?

Ke: Usually I apologize first, but there are times when Mamon compromises.

Ke: But... only occasionally...

Zuo: (nodding) I understand, it is really pitiful and hard work.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Ma: Reincarnation... hum... meeting this idiot in this life is enough.

Ke: If there is such a thing, I hope to see Mamon again, kora!

Ma: (Silent)...Hmph...If you think about it...It doesn't matter if you see it or not.

43 When do you feel loved?

Can: When you suddenly say a few words of truth.

Ma: ...This guy is always releasing emotions, it's strange if he doesn't feel it.

44 What is your expression of love?

Ke: Protect him, accompany him, stand with him, that's it.

Ma: ...Tell him what you know, and then...give this guy some unreasonable conditions.

QUESTION: Can you tell me what it is?

Ma: ——Down!one!question!

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Ke: When you suddenly alienate me and refuse to say a word, you will indeed have such thoughts.

Ma: (Looks at Colonello in surprise, then immediately looks away.) No.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Can: flower?I don't think Mammon is a match for flowers.

M: You want me to use flowers to describe a soldier with well-developed limbs and a simple mind?

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Can: Viper...

Ma: (looks away)

Can: (watch carefully)

Ma: (looks around but does not look at Colonelo) ... If anything happens in the future, I will tell you.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Can: low self-esteem?No, there will be no such thing.

Ma: ...

Author: Do you have Mammon?

Ma: ...No.

Author: I made an exception before and asked you to skip so many questions, but this time it won’t work, please answer carefully~

Ma: (gritting teeth, whispering) ...seeing him...well-popular and talking and laughing with many people.

Author: Are you still uneasy about the result?Why are there so many outstanding people who chose me?

Ma: (Silent, nodding slightly.)

Ke: Mamon... I'm sorry, I never thought you would be in such a mood.

Ke: (hugging) To be honest, I'm very happy, but... you are the one who causes headaches, okay?

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Ke: How dare you hide it? If you don't hurry up and say publicly, you may be snatched away.

Ma: Basically everyone I know knows it, but when I know it, I have a strange expression.

Ke: Don't worry about that kind of thing, they're just surprised, kora!

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Can: (firmly) Yes.

Ke: (laughs with some distress, whispers) As long as I can stop those who come to snatch me.

M: (with a quick glance at Colonello) Yes.

Author: Oh, it's rare to be honest~ How, I'm very happy, Pepsi-Cola Nello-kun~

Ke: Of course I'm very happy, but the more you scream, the weirder it gets, kora!

Ma: Really?I think it's a good name. (laughs) Coca-Cola Nilo.

Ke: (helplessly) Viper, why even you...

Worker: Anyway, that’s all for this time, as for the follow-up, I’ve never heard of that kind of thing~

final development

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