The day I was forced to be a detective pendant

Bian Yao bounced up from the ground, rushed back to the bedroom and quickly put on pajama pants, I was still lying on the spot in a large font size - observing the amazing landscape up close, my mind was buzzing.

Bian Yao waited for a while before coming out of the bedroom, and I sat up quickly, only daring to stare at the carpet at Bian Yao's feet.The air in the room is stagnant, and both of them are a little uncomfortable. I think I have to say something to break the deadlock.

say something

So my brain twitched and I blurted out: "Does circumcision hurt?"

"Are you sick!" Bian Yao roared in an instant, I was hit head-on by a pillow, and I fell back on the carpet again.

So in the scene where Bian Yao grabbed my neck and shook me crazily, the air of my gaze flowed again, and the strange picture was shaken out of my mind by him. .

Bian Yao, who had regained his human form, rummaged through boxes and cabinets in the narrow apartment and finally found a bag of instant noodles. He boiled water and quickly checked the unread messages on his phone with one hand.

"It just so happened that you were here, and I forwarded an email to you." Bian Yao said.

"Oh, is it a commissioned case?" I asked.

"Well, this time it's a canine wounding incident."

"Huh? What's going on." I clicked on the attachment in the email, and it was a huge and fluffy Alaska, with drooping and melancholy eyes, which looked very cute.I flipped through a few more photos, and a big orange cat in ginger turned up a few times as well.

I looked at these pictures repeatedly, and suddenly remembered, and said in surprise: "Wait, isn't this who? An internet celebrity and cute pet blogger with millions of fans on Weibo."

"You know him?" Bian Yao tore open the package of instant noodles, and was about to continue to say something, but his cell phone rang at this moment.I took the instant noodles in his hand and said, "I'll do it."

Bian Yao was standing on the sidelines on the phone, and I helped him throw the instant noodles into the pot of boiling water.Looking at the lonely undulating bread in the pot, I unwillingly found the only egg and a few lettuce leaves from the refrigerator, and found a ham sausage from the cabinet that seemed to be a gift from the convenience hot pot , thrown into the pot together.

When Bian Yao came back from the phone call, he was shocked when he saw how luxurious the instant noodles were, and asked, "Where did you find the vegetables?"

"Huh? It's in the refrigerator."

"Oh." Bian Yao glanced at the refrigerator suspiciously, as if he didn't quite believe it, but the household appliance didn't take the initiative to provide him with any explanation.

Bian Yao walked to the table with the pot in his hand, muttering, "What kind of hidden wifely attributes are you, it's disgusting."

"It's just that I don't have such a rough life!" I said angrily, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart for cooking noodles for you!"

After thinking about it for a while, I asked again: "By the way, there is an empty room in my house, do you want to move here? Next time you are trapped in the sheets, I can rescue you faster and better."

"I! No! Yes!" Bian Yao said decisively, "I will not be trapped in the bed sheet anymore! This matter is not allowed to be mentioned again in the future!"

"Ah, okay, okay." I agreed insincerely.

After roughly scanning the content of the email, I wondered: "So this dog suddenly attacked passers-by while walking? I have seen many videos of it, and it seems to have a good temper and is very gentle."

"His owner also said the same thing. It has never happened before. He has linked up with other pet bloggers before, and he can get along well even with strange dogs." Bian Yao said, "Because he is an Internet celebrity. Dogs, there are usually advertisements or some promotions for receiving dog food, and this kind of thing must not be exposed. My previous client was friends with him, so he introduced me to him."

I nodded understandingly, and said uneasy in my heart: "But we are not experts in pet behavior training, please can we be useful?"

The steaming mist in the noodle pot made Bian Yao's glasses white, he took them off and put them aside, and said noncommittally, "Let's go and have a look together after class tomorrow."

"Hi, excuse me." Saying this, Bian Yao and I entered the client's house.

The family’s housing area is quite large, but the living room is not spacious—a cat climbing frame as big as a hill first occupies half of the country, a huge shark head cat bed, and a brown bread-shaped kennel occupy a lot Space.I looked around, but there was no sign of the pet.

The client who opened the door for us was surnamed Hu, a man about 30 years old. He saw my eyes wandering around, and he took the initiative to explain: "Lucky has been very irritable recently, and he is temporarily locked on the balcony for fear that he will disturb our conversation. Do you want to see it?"

I nodded and said, "Just take a look, I really like the video you took playing with Lucky."

Mr. Hu smiled, and took me to the edge of the balcony and opened the curtains—an adult Alaska was lying on the balcony like a huge blanket. On the windowsill, the tail wags wildly.

"It's pretty cute." I said.

Mr. Hu opened the balcony door, and a big hairy dog ​​rushed in instantly, half-jumped up and kept jumping at him.I thought to myself, if this is a thin girl, how can I hold back when I go for a walk.

"Where's your big orange?" I asked again.

Mr. Hu glanced around and murmured, "Probably hid somewhere."

He looked around in the living room and study room for a long time before he found the Garfield cat on the sofa bed in the guest bedroom—the big cat crouched under the bed, its eyes glowing in the dark, which looked like a certain green snake.

I stretched out my finger and made a "tsk tsk" sound. Garfield uttered a "meow", twisted his body and took two steps back, hiding deeper.

I:"……"

Bian Yao showed a hateful expression of gloating.

Mr. Hu followed us to the living room and sat down, and said, "I've been a pet blogger for almost two years. From the time when I was a little popular—only tens of thousands of followers, people will often criticize you."

I was startled: "What's the fuss about being so cute?"

Mr. Hu sighed helplessly: "Most of them are people who don't like cats and dogs. If you send a video of you going for a walk, they will say that your dog is too big to frighten the old people who are walking. There should be no pets in the city." Large dogs. When you send a video of feeding snacks, they will say that even a beast eats better than a human... and so on. Originally, some viewers just watched the video normally, but sometimes it is inevitable that these people will lead the rhythm, sometimes Sometimes there are hundreds of quarrels under one Weibo, and it’s really annoying to watch.”

"Although I try my best not to let these people affect my mood, I have been calling for civilized dog raising on the Internet, such as big dogs, especially those who have a good leash. But every time there is news about dogs hurting people , or domestic dogs were killed outside, there will always be many people attacking me."

It turned out that my dog ​​really hurt someone this time. I was stunned and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Hu, we will definitely protect your privacy."

Mr. Hu nodded: "Thank you."

Bian Yao asked: "You said on the phone yesterday that someone sent you a private message and threatened to poison your dog?"

"That's right," he nodded, "I usually don't pay attention to this kind of keyboard man. At most, I will delete and block one dragon. But this person is very persistent. Later, he changed another account to threaten me and told me The name of the neighborhood."

"Others flesh you?" I couldn't believe it, "How much hatred can there be with a dog?"

"That's okay, the key is that not long after he threatened me, Lucky suddenly bit someone. This has never happened before. It doesn't even have the habit of biting when playing with others, so I can only The suspicion is that it accidentally ate something wrong outside." Mr. Hu said. "My dog ​​is relatively big. If I want to take a walk, I will try to avoid the time when there are many people in the community. I usually walk once in the morning, once during the lunch break at noon, and then take the last walk before going to bed after 11 o'clock in the evening. But since going to Once Lucky suddenly went crazy and attacked a girl running at night, Lucky's mood became very unstable, and I didn't dare to take him out."

Mr. Hu said distressedly: "This kind of big dog, you have to slip away, but what if it suddenly goes crazy again, what will you do?"

As if to prove the master's words, Alaska, who had been lying down obediently, suddenly became anxious for some reason. Its paws kept digging at the edge of the sofa, its mouth was wide open, its canine teeth were exposed, and it yelled "Aww".That's not enough, probably because it felt threatened, Garfield, who was hiding, also rushed to the door of the living room, folded the ears of the plane, and "shashaha" fiercely.

Seeing that it was about to escalate into an animal fight, Mr. Hu hurriedly put a muzzle on Alaska, and the big dog struggled wildly during this period.After finally shutting the dog back to the balcony, Mr. Hu said helplessly: "Lucky was really good before, and he never behaved like this. I just took a cardboard box for express delivery that day, but he insisted on rushing to grab it, and finally spent a lot of money on it." It took 10 minutes to tear the cardboard box into such big pieces."

"I understand," Bian Yao said, "The person who sent messages threatening you, please show me his Weibo account."

The words and sentences of the two threatening private messages sent to Mr. Hu are exactly the same. It is not difficult to see that it is the same person, but they are both trumpets. The total number of fans is only 20, and a few Weibo content is spraying him.

Mr. Hu said indignantly: "It's best to find out who this person is and hang him out."

Bian Yao took a look at him and asked, "You yourself were fleshed out, but you still want to use the flesh to take revenge on others?"

Mr. Hu was a little embarrassed, and said awkwardly: "That's what I said, human flesh is against the law. It's just that those of us who have been bloggers on the Internet for a long time receive too much anonymous malice every day. These people hide on the screen It's really disgusting to vent your anger and resentment towards you unscrupulously in the back."

Bian Yao put away his mobile phone and stood up, saying: "Got it, we have accepted your commission, and we will notify you as soon as there is any progress in the investigation."

After I walked out of the apartment building, I couldn't help sighing: "There is still a big gap between Yunyang small animals and real poop shovelers. The photos and videos on the Internet look so cute and obedient, but in reality there are so many things. .”

Bian Yao checked his phone again and again, and said, "Look at that Alaska, he's been very nervous all the time, scratching and scratching, his cat is going to collapse."

"Isn't it bad to be drugged?" I said.

But he shook his head and asked back: "Really? If you just ate something that shouldn't be eaten by mistake, then you can go directly to the pet hospital for examination and treatment. Why do you need to ask us mysteriously? Besides, the dog and cat It’s not well raised at all, the cat is neurasthenic, in my own home, it’s a familiar environment, but it keeps hiding in the corner like a kitten just entered the house. Not to mention the dog, you can see that its fur is still very long, I haven’t shaved at all in summer, I don’t know how to survive such a hot day.”

"Ah? Why?"

Bian Yao showed a disapproving expression, and said: "Alaska's hair needs to grow long, so the photos and videos it takes are good-looking. I guess the best thing to do is to go to a beauty parlor to trim the yellow hair."

I hadn't thought about this level of things before, so I couldn't help being a little surprised: "Is...is that so? Tsk tsk, I used to be very envious of internet celebrity pets, not to mention their good looks. Fans send so many gifts."

Bian Yao looked at me like a fool, and I had a sudden thought: "Are you interested in becoming a net red snake?"

Without saying a word, Bian Yao strode forward.

"Don't go, where are you going? How to track down that Weibo ID, check his IP address?"

"No, go to the next one first." Bian Yao said.

I looked at his back and said in a daze, "Is there another one?"

The author says:

A novel without a prototype is purely fictional