The heroine's brother is salted fish online

Lu Xiaolei was standing at the door of the bathroom at the moment, feeling that the matter was a little serious.

He has been discharged from the hospital for two days, and today is the first time he takes a bath by himself.

Of course, in the hospital before this, it was Chu Xiao who helped him wipe his body, but now that he has been discharged from the hospital and his limbs are healthy, there is really no reason for Chu Xiao to help him wipe his body like before. Embarrassed.

The main problem is that Comrade Chu Xiao has vaguely mentioned three times on the way home from the old house that he wants to get to know each other better.

He was fooled by his various gossip.

Although his mind has been poisoned by various action movies, Lu Xiaolei is still a virgin.

After returning home, when someone pressed his head on the door and kissed him so dizzy that he was about to do it on the spot at the door, he reined in the precipice and successfully stopped the person when the other's hand was already reaching for his belt .

"Why don't we wash it first?" Lu Xiaolei blinked, looking quite innocent and weak.

Just kidding, he had just recovered from a serious illness, and his vitality was seriously injured. At this time, he was living as a couple, and he was taken down as soon as he went to bed properly, and he would never recover.

You can never be a cow plowing the field, nor can you be a field without dreams.

Although he bent, he couldn't bend so thoroughly.

So, while the bath water was running, Lu Xiaolei took out his mobile phone and clicked on Lu Xiaomiao's profile picture: "Miaomiao, it's very urgent, your brother's male dignity will be here in one fell swoop, help him quickly."

Lu Xiaomiao immediately replied to such a sensational headline: "What's wrong, brother, could it be that you were kidnapped again?"

Lu Xiaolei replied: "Can you hope that I will order it, is it my own sister? You, your brother is in the bathroom now, and I want to ask you if there is any way to make a 1.7-meter-high person who has just been injured succeed." Overwhelm a 1.8-meter tall man with healthy limbs and good skills?"

There was a pause, and then an audio request was sent quickly.

Lu Xiaolei saw what was wrong with this girl, was it not good to send texts, and turned on the voice without any hassle.

Lu Xiaomiao's voice was a little uncertain: "Brother, have you made up your mind?"

Lu Xiaolei was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Have you thought about it?"

"Are you sure, do you want to live in this world? Don't you want to go back to see your parents?" Lu Xiaomiao's voice was very flat and cold.

Lu Xiaomiao's original voice was very soft and waxy. When he was a child, he was very cute when he chased him and called his brother. Every time he wanted to play tricks on the little girl, he would be turned into a cute voice by this voice.

It's just that Lu Xiaomiao in this body has a cold expression and a cold voice.

Perhaps, she herself is not happy.

Lu Xiaolei sighed, and said: "Girl, there is something I haven't told you all this time, now that I think about it, I should tell you."

Lu Xiaomiao said, "What's the matter?"

"In the original world, we are all dead. What I saw with my own eyes was restrained by the sparks of our parents." Lu Xiaolei said, "We are already, and we can't go back."

The people over there were silent.

Then, the little girl sighed quietly: "I knew it."

"you know?"

"The last time you asked me if I liked this world out of nowhere, I vaguely guessed it." Lu Xiaomiao said.

"But brother, I still say the same thing, as long as you're here, it's the same for me in any world." Although Lu Xiaomiao's voice was still cold, Lu Xiaolei's mind suddenly rang. The way he talked to him with his original voice.

Silly and stupid, but full of vitality.

That is his only relative in this world.

"But brother, the question you just asked me is a bit out of line for me." Lu Xiaomiao said.

"Hey, I'm also in a hurry to go to the doctor, you don't have to talk to me, I'll be fine in a while..."

"So, I can only ask other people for help." Lu Xiaomiao said.

Then Lu Xiaolei's mobile phone heard the sound of countless information prompts.

He quickly hung up the communication and clicked in to take a look.

"My sister invites you to the group chat."

How do you feel that this operation is somewhat familiar?

Then, there was a system message in the group, "Shui Bao Bao" changed the group name to "Lu Da's general attack will last forever and never be boundless".

Naturally, he did not choose the name of such a mentally handicapped group, but Lu Xiaomiao after learning about Lu Xiaolei's appeal.

After that, several members were pulled in.

"Little Fengfeng" entered the group chat.

"Feather of Liberty" entered the group chat.

"Rufeng" entered the group chat.

……

Soon, the group reached five or six people.

"To be honest, I have a male friend who is desperately looking for a way to successfully overwhelm a 1.8-meter-meter-long, extraordinary skill new speaker. He is dying and lying in the hospital. If you are kind, I hope you can die Fulfill his wish, and a good man will live a safe life." Lu Xiaomiao was the first to type this sentence.

"..." Lu Xiaolei was silent.

Then quickly opened the private chat, and sent out a bunch of texts: "Lu Xiaomiao, are you crazy? Is there something wrong with your help text? Speaker? Who here has a boyfriend who is the speaker? Yes, who is dying? Did you curse your brother like this? I think your skin is itchy recently and you don’t need to clean up.”

Lu Xiaolei stared at Lu Xiaomiao's profile picture, wishing he could rush along the network cable and beat up this ignorant girl.

"Don't worry, brother, everyone knows about you anyway. What we need at a time like this is not to cherish ourselves, but to brainstorm. After all, stones from other mountains can be used to make jade. Maybe there is someone in that group who can help you Where is the Zhihu master who answers questions?" Lu Xiaomiao replied.

"Fart, these people are some monsters and goblins, don't talk about helping to answer questions, as long as you don't cheat me, I will be thankful, you are enough, quickly disband this group, and be careful, I will spank your ass It's over." Lu Xiaolei was almost speechless, this girl was definitely sent by the heavens to punish him, how could someone make him cry one second, and make people want to do it the next second? The thing about hammering her dog's head off.

"No, this group has already been established, you must at least let it play its due role before disbanding, otherwise it will die with regret." Lu Xiaomiao said.

"Also, brother, you believe that although I named you this group, it's just that I want to keep a good wish for you as your sister." Comrade Lu Xiaomiao firmly expressed his position.

Lu Xiaolei was speechless, just waited to exit the private chat interface, and after taking deep breaths and doing countless mental constructions, he clicked into the group chat.

In just a short while, there are already more than ten messages.

"Hua Shao": "Huh? Sister Miaomiao, could the friend you mentioned be..."

"Little Fengfeng": "No, no, brother Xiaolei is not that kind of person. Although the two of them have made it public, they haven't received their certificates yet. Brother Xiaolei won't do such a thing."

Lu Xiaolei supported his forehead, although Song Zifeng believed that he was good, but once again successfully missed the point.

"Hua Shao": "Xiao Fengfeng, please be more sober. The two of them have disclosed their relationship in front of the whole country. This is not justified. I'm afraid you are out of your mind."

"Little Fengfeng": "Little Liangzi, what are you talking about? Do you believe that I will call your dad and sue you?"

"Feather of Liberty": "Really, what are you doing all the time at night? What's wrong with Mr. Chu? He's a personable person, and he's doing a great job. If I were you, I'd definitely cooperate with you 100%." ​​Such an earth-shattering speech, From Comrade He Xiang who is not afraid of death.

Lu Xiaolei frowned: "Who drew you in, you old cynic, do you think that everyone has no dreams like you? Chu Xiao is good, but how do you know who is more suitable for the top if you don't try it? Maybe Am I one of the most gifted and chosen?"

He paused, and continued to call quickly: "Also, who the hell did you hear it from? Have you seen it? Does anyone in your family know about it?"

He Xiang quickly replied: "Do you still need to look at it? After all, he and I used to go to the same class. I still know this. Don't you know Chu Xiao hioughiufgfd..."

Behind it is a bunch of garbled characters on the keyboard.

"Hua Shao": "Hey, hey, what's wrong with you, He Xiang, it's not because of a mobile phone virus, you are so scary, come out and talk."

That avatar is already in an unanswerable state.

Just when Lu Xiaolei was facing the pile of garbled characters and suspected that He Xiang's phone had been hacked, an avatar jumped out and spoke:

"Rufeng": "I'm sorry, his phone just had some problems, I'll help him fix it right away."

Lu Xiaolei's black line, he vaguely felt that the person being repaired might not be a mobile phone, but a person.

At this time, Song Zifeng, who finally understood the situation, spoke again: "No matter what, Brother Xiaolei, I support you, you will always be the best!"

This kind of calling with fanboy and flash card effects can only come from one person.

"Song Zifeng, can you do it? Can you stop using fan filters to look at people anytime and anywhere? My brother's physique doesn't look like someone who can overwhelm brother Chu Xiao. If you really want him, please persuade me more." It's better for him to face the reality." After Lu Xiaomiao finished speaking, she casually sent a bunch of contemptuous emoticons.

"You are not allowed to say that about brother Xiaolei, he is so wise and wise, he will never use force to achieve his goal." Song Zifeng quickly replied.

"Look at Lu Xiaomiao, even Song Zifeng knows how to support me unconditionally. As my younger sister, that's what you did. I have raised you for nothing all these years." Lu Xiaolei became angry when he saw Lu Xiaomiao's mentally handicapped speech .

"No, brother, people always have to step out of their comfort zone. If you don't come out and communicate actively, how can you know how others deal with this situation?" Lu Xiaomiao typed quickly.

"There are no roads in this world. When there are many people walking, it becomes a road." Lu Xiaomiao is fucking philosophical.

Lu Xiaolei just wanted to hit someone.