The heroine's brother is salted fish online

"Lu Xiaomiao, why don't you see these playful things again? Believe it or not, I'll sue your mother!"

"Sue, sue, if you dare to sue, I will also shake out the ten gigabytes in your hard drive, and we will die!"

Lu Xiaolei looked at the expression on the face of his biological sister who was generous to die, and in his heart, ten thousand grass-mud horses held hands, dancing four little swans and roaring past.

His mother specially gave him a piece of Jiangnanchun's VIP as a benefit. Fei Che investigated Lu Xiaomiao's recent decline in the monthly exam.

Originally, for adult single youths, some stocks are nothing. The problem is that the protagonists of the ten G content are all men.

This sucks.

He's not gay, he's just a bit of a face control, he likes to watch pretty boys fight with boys without clothes on, he's a rotten guy, but he's a dead straight guy, but that G is obviously not something you can casually let existence known to man.

He hesitated to put down the "evidence" he had collected, and glanced at it.

Hey, "The CEO's Next Wife" and "The Domineering President Are You Good or Bad", what kind of taste are they all in?

He looked at the little girl in front of him, she had a pink lace tutu skirt and an embroidered top hat, what was it said to be Lolita?

Their parents divorced for more than ten years, he lived with his father, and now he is doing sales and familiar business in his father's company.Lu Xiaomiao followed her mother. After her mother divorced, she found a rich man. It is said that she is now actively preparing for pregnancy and preparing to fight in the arena again when she is old and strong.

Everyone is happy, only this younger sister is about to turn into a fool.

He looked down at the little girl, a little undecided.

Seeing that her own brother was hesitant, Lu Xiaomiao decided to add more aggressive information. She sat down on the bed and put her two thin legs on the low stool: "Well, you should go and sue, anyway, that woman Chen Tingyue is busy. It doesn't care about me anymore."

He even used the Misery card.

Lu Xiaolei loved to bully his sister since he was a child, but he never let others bully her.In the past, she was given a scoop for being blocked by a little hooligan on the corner of the street to and from get out of class.

He sighed, put down all kinds of novels that were half his height, and made up his mind: "Okay, I won't sue, okay?"

Little Jinka flapped her wings, twirling and jumping, and drifted away.

When Lu Xiaomiao heard it, her whole face was as bright as a dog's tail flower, and she rushed to Lu Xiaolei like a monkey: "Really? Brother, I like you the most!"

As she said that, she was about to arch her little pig's mouth towards her brother's face, but was blocked by a big slap.

"Let's talk about it first, next month's midterm exam, you have to get back my ranking. Otherwise, your books will still die."

Lu Xiaomiao nodded repeatedly, like a beckoning cat.

Now her life is in the hands of her brother, as long as her baby is not allowed to go into the incinerator, she can do anything.

Lu Xiaolei got a promise, so he was relieved and returned the stack of books to Lu Xiaomiao.

Hey, it's hard to be a brother.

Lu Xiaomiao held on to the bunch of things unwaveringly and began to linger, then suddenly raised his head, his eyes flashed eagerly.Lu Xiaolei felt a chill down his spine, and heard the other party say: "For the benefit of you not suing me, I will solemnly give you one of my favorite comic books in my ten-year career of reading comic books!"

What the hell?Just a book?A small gold card that can be his VIP?

A gaudy novel came to him, and he took it and read it, "Crazy Love".

Still some unpopular novel titles.

"I'm not talking about you, Lu Xiaomiao. Can you use your cleverness in your studies? If you study hard, your mother won't worry about you. Everyone will be better off." Lu Xiaolei wished he could put the book directly on Lu Xiaomiao's face. Hold back.

"Don't interrupt, this book is my favorite, please be careful and put it away for me."

"You can pull it down, I don't know you yet? Can you give me the love of my heart?"

"Shut up! This book is really the white moonlight on the tip of my heart. I bought a total of four or five copies, for viewing, for collection, and a few for Amway. The young ladies who were amwayed by me also said it was good-looking, Whoever uses it will know!" Lu Xiaomiao counted very seriously with his fingers.

"I'll take care of him and I'll take care of him, Lu Xiaomiao, you're enough, can you be more mature when you're older?" Lu Xiaolei finished speaking and was about to open the door to leave, but who knew that his thin legs could run as fast as the wind, The door was blocked in an instant.

"If you don't accept it, you won't be able to get out of this door today." Lu Xiaomiao blocked it with her small body, with the air of being one-man and ten-thousand-off.

Lu Xiaolei looked at his aunt's swearing face, so he could only sigh:

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, can I accept it?" After saying that, he stuffed the book with a fancy cover into his bag, turned and left.

"Then you have a good look, let's add a group to discuss together later! Bye brother!" Only then was Lu Xiaomiao satisfied and let her brother go out with a big wave of his hand.

Lu Xiaolei also made an appointment with a client in the afternoon, on the edge of the third ring road, and now he was just in time to catch up.

As soon as I got to the elevator after changing my shoes, a message came: "'Laomei' invited you to join the group chat."

What the hell, the group added it before I read the book.

He took a closer look at the group name, "Today is also the day of Mr. Ai Chu".

They are all sand sculpture group names.

The population of the group is quite large, at least three to four hundred people at a rough look.

After a while, countless messages popped up.

"Hey, hey, I watched the part where Mr. Chu saw off Shuanghua again, I tortured him to death!"

"Me too, I love Mr. Chu by my real name."

"Master Chu, I want to marry you, the heroine doesn't want you, I want you!!!"

"Ahhh, Chu Xiao, why are you Chu Xiao? Can't give up your last name, your first name?"

Oh, and Shakespeare-like ones too.

Lu Xiaolei looked at these two eyes, and he was almost overjoyed, and he probably understood what the story was about.

It's probably a story about an illegitimate daughter of a wealthy family fighting monsters for revenge and getting entangled with the domineering male protagonist.

What is it about this rotten street story that attracts these little girls?

And this group seems to be fans of the male second?

Just when a group of children laughed at the shocking love declaration, something happened to Lu Xiaolei.

At first, Lu Xiaolei drove to 40 yards on a road with a speed limit of 55 yards in the urban area.

It's not even considered dangerous driving.

It's a pity that an ancestor suddenly ran out, and a little kid rolled out behind the little ball.

So when he turned the steering wheel in a hurry, there happened to be a big truck on the road ahead. Don't ask him why there is a big truck on the main road in the city, just ask the traffic commission for a warning.

When roaring and bumping into it, Lu Xiaolei had only one thought:

There are tens of thousands of roads, safety is the first, the driving is not standardized, and the relatives are crying.

Fortunately, his car is insured. I don't know if his parents will cry.

But Lu Xiaomiao, I'm afraid, no brother will help her fight anymore.

I don't know if this little girl will not get used to it.

"Master Lu, Master Lu, wake up!"

Lu Xiaolei had a severe headache and didn't want to open his eyes at all, but the owner of the voice became more energetic and shook him hard.

"Master Lu! Get up, the reporters and the police are blocking the door, they are about to come in!"

What the hell?What is the operation of reporters and notes?

Finally, Lu Xiaolei opened his eyes, and there was a woman with a hot body standing in front of her, um...the cloth on her body was a bit short.

Look around, ah, on the ground, on the sofa, the women who got up one after another, didn't wear much clothes.

Looking down at himself, he was also naked. Looking carefully at his arms, there were still a few inconspicuous pinholes.

When Lu Xiaolei saw this, his heart turned cold.

Look at the head of the bed again, Duxes, needles, and bags of powder are thrown all over the place.

The knock on the door was still ringing non-stop, but Lu Xiaolei's heart had already sunk to the bottom.

Lu Xiaolei, who has been in this world for 30 years, what he lacks the most is the ability to stay calm in times of crisis. He took a deep breath and grabbed the woman who woke him up, and asked a word in a hoarse voice : "Excuse me, who am I?"

The woman's expression was slightly cold, and she said in amazement: "Young Master Lu, what's wrong with you?"

Sister, if I want to know, will I still ask you?

Following the moment when the two looked at each other speechlessly, with a "beep", the door that was about to be torn down by life was opened.

The woman screamed and crawled into bed, covering her face with the sheet desperately.

But he was still shot in the face by long guns and short cannons.

Countless white lights exploded in front of Lu Xiaolei's eyes, one after another, and he closed his eyes instantly.

"Lu Shao Lu Shao, what do you want to say about the current situation?"

"Miss Sun only came and went with your father in public a few days ago, and today she has a hotel room with you. Do you have any explanation for this?"

"The Lu Group has publicly stated that this is your personal behavior and will not be responsible for it. What do you think?"

To put it bluntly, I haven't figured out what's going on yet.

Simultaneously with the dazzling white light in front of his eyes, there was also the feeling of cold iron on his wrist.

"Lu Xiaolei, you are suspected of skin trading and drug abuse. We are now arresting you according to law."

Oh wow.

Lu Xiaolei squatted in the detention room of the police station, wearing a coat carelessly on his body, describing how embarrassing he was.

During these chaotic two hours, he finally understood what had happened to him.

He's gone through the book, and it's still the Mary Sue romance novel "The Spoiled Flower" that he sneered at. He is the cannon fodder brother of the heroine in it.

"Pampered and Crazy Flowers" is a novel written by the president of Mary Su. The heroine is Lu Shuanghua, who sounds like a white lotus heroine. She is an illegitimate daughter of a wealthy family. She was raised outside by her family since she was a child. Some kind of Hawaii island or Canada one of a kind place.

Her mother used to be a generation of pornstars, and since she was pregnant, she has been out of the shadows ever since.This heroine inherited her mother's appearance, and she looks like a peerless beauty, but she has seen a lot of human feelings since she was a child, and she has a heart that is not out of the ordinary.

He was raised outside until he was about 19 years old, and was picked up by someone from his family.

As soon as the heroine returned home, she began her silent and step-by-step road to revenge.

In short, this book is about Black Lotus pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger to revenge and abuse the scum, except for the male lead, everyone blocks and kills the Buddha, and the golden finger is so open that the sun and the moon are dark.

One word is cool.

On this road, two men entered her life.

One is Gu Yanzhi, the male lead, and the other is Chu Xiao, the son of Chu who these women are crazily clamoring for.

Gu Yanzhi is probably a standard domineering CEO, sitting in the back seat of a small car with the logo of the golden goddess of flying, standing on the high-rise in the CBD center, smiling evilly at all the people downstairs, Tianliang Wangpo exists.

This man himself is a born businessman. When his father passed away when he was ten years old, after taking away the old man's family business from a group of relatives who were eyeing tigers, he doubled the original property by his own ability, and from then on Lao Tzu, who became rich in the rich generation, successfully transformed and squeezed into the circle of high society in one fell swoop.

This person has a decisive personality and a tough style. In the original book, he and the heroine of the Black Lotus are a perfect match.

Therefore, the existence of the second male lead is extraordinarily fresh and refined, a glimpse in a troubled world, beautiful and tragic.

Chu Xiao, Mr. Chu, it is said that his family has a background in military, business and politics, and his background is in a mess, but the book spends a lot of ink and ink describing Mr. Chu's face, and the result of piling up rhetoric is that Lu Xiaolei only has a little impression of one sentence. , this sentence is also floating above the head as a group signature: modest gentleman, gentle as jade.Zhilan Yushu, forget the customs when you see it.

In short, they are all rich diamond kings and five, worth a lot of money.

Compared to these two radiant male protagonists, his heroine's elder brother is quite inferior. He eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and does everything except good deeds. It's just such a grandson, and it depends on him to live without incident. He's doing well.

But this buddy's approach, no matter how rich the family is, they can't stand such a toss, and the reason why the heroine was decided to take it back is precisely because the eldest son of the family, the only legal heir, Lu Xiaolei, had an accident, which made the head of the family take over. Disgust.

He passed through this pawn, and it was when this buddy had an accident and was arrested in the police station.

Lu Xiaolei silently brushed his half-length hair, and began to curse the injustice of God.

——It's so fucking fucked up.

The author has something to say: The new article is open~

This time it's a small sweet article through the book, Jiyue's scenery is black-bellied attack * Sunshine is healthy and angry, and suffers a little

There may be a little abuse in the early stage, but I am a lover of 1v1 sweet texts, and those who love each other will be happy.

There will be no pitfalls, there will be delays, I hope the cuties will not carelessly collect them!

Pre-order: "You Play Games Like a Veggie"

Meng Zhe is a game anchor... the kind who pretends to be a soft girl to cheat money.

These days, the silly Baitian who is good at cooking is no longer popular, and everyone likes young ladies who are good at playing 6 and chatting.

So he speaks the soft and cute loli voice, uses the girl name, and plays the middle lane for girls.

Originally, it was not a bad thing to cheat my little brother live broadcast every day.

Until one day the local tyrant airborne in the live broadcast room.

A rookie local tyrant who spends a lot of money on him.

Meng Zhe, who was blinded by money, began to lead the local tyrants on the road of lying and winning, and began to work as a professional training partner.

But he gradually discovered that this local tyrant seems to be operating something?

When someone blocked the door, the slender hands grabbed him in the palm of his hand, and his hot breath was burning in his ears.

"Didn't you say that you are 36D and you want to marry me with long hair reaching your waist?"

"Daddy, I was wrong!"

The silly boy finally found out:

The person who plays like a rookie is himself.

1. The e-sports master pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger to attack * not doing business properly and chatting with others

2. Glory of Kings has a similar background, too lazy to think about it, and does not affect the main line.