Zhu Wuneng stared at Sun Wukong with twinkling eyes: "Brother, what do you want?"
"I, I want to" Sun Wukong leaned on Zhu Wuneng's shoulder, his star eyes half closed, his voice trembling, "I, I want, vomit! Vomit~~~~~"
"ah!!!!!!"
After a stick of incense...
Changing Xianfa's clothes, Zhu Wuneng looked at Sun Wukong who was lying on the bed sleeping in the dark, and felt that the road ahead was bleak. Could it be that his infinite life span can only be spent in a state where he can see and cannot eat?It's fine if he didn't think about it before, but now he clearly has the same mind, and he can't be reconciled to letting him live the life of a monk before.
"Hmm...hot..." Sun Wukong fell asleep on the bed and was not honest, tossing and turning to make a fuss, kicking the quilt under the bed.
Although he knew that he would never catch a cold, Zhu Wuneng resigned to his fate and picked up the quilt to cover Monkey King.
With the quilt on his body, Sun Wukong was so uncomfortable that he struggled left and right, wanting to kick the quilt down again, and reached out to pull the front, revealing a large expanse of fair skin.
Zhu Wuneng swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "gudong", and tremblingly stretched out his hands to the front of Monkey King's clothes, and with both hands, he put the clothes in the middle and wrapped them tightly.
After all this was done, Zhu Wuneng ran out in a hurry, and it took him a long time to come back with a pot of hot water.
Dip the cloth towel in water, wring it dry and take it out.
Zhu Wuneng walked to the bed, brushed the broken hair from Sun Wukong's sideburns and wiped his face, and muttered in a low voice while wiping: "I really owed you in the past life, and I will suffer like this in this life." The person who was reincarnated to chase someone felt even more aggrieved, and stretched out his finger to lightly poke Sun Wukong's cheek twice.
"Hmm..." Sun Wukong frowned, buried his face in the quilt, leaving only a few strands of black hair exposed.
It's rare to see his senior brother so childish, Zhu Wuneng couldn't hold back his smile, and leaned down to kiss Monkey King on the top of his hair: "Mu Ren Jing."
In the early morning of the next day, the stream outside the Shuilian Cave was gurgling. Several early-rising monkeys came out to fetch water with their pots in their arms, and some climbed up the trees to pick fruits and threw them down to their companions.They were working seriously at first, but they didn't last long. After a while, they started fighting, laughing and screaming, and ran back into the cave.
The movement in the front soon spread to the cave where Monkey King lived in the back.
"Hmm..." Sun Wukong frowned and tossed and turned on the pillow, very unwilling to wake up, but the noise outside became more and more noisy, and he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to.
"Ah!!!" Sitting straight up, Monkey King scratched his hair twice, staring straight at the entrance of the cave for a long while before his eyes regained their clarity.
After throwing the quilt off the ground and putting on shoes and socks, Monkey King looked around for his coat, and soon saw the clothes folded squarely on the stone bench beside him, and he knew it was Zhu Wu who could put them.
Feeling slightly sweet in his heart, Sun Wukong bent down to pick up his clothes and was about to put them on, only to find something strange when he raised his hand.
"What?" Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and stared at the red line on his little finger, only to see that the red line glowed faintly, which was clearly a rare treasure from the fairy family.One end was tied to his little finger, but the other end could not be seen where it was.
Sun Wukong is a person who is isolated from love between men and women. Although he knows a lot of gossip secrets in the three realms and ten directions, he has never experienced it. Therefore, he has only heard of the red line of the moon, but has never seen it.It's just that although he doesn't know him, he is an extremely intelligent person. Recalling that when he was half drunk yesterday, he seemed to see Zhu Wuneng in a daze. This thing must have something to do with him.
Stepping out of the cave, Sun Wukong summoned a little monkey in the front hall and asked, "Did Bajie come yesterday?"
The little monkey wiped off the peach juice off his face, and said with a smile, "Yes, you were drunk, and he helped you back to the house."
"Oh, it really is him." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and asked again, "What expression did he have when he came yesterday? Did he bring anything?"
"Huh?" The little monkey scratched his face and tried to remember, "It looks very happy, and his face is full of joy. He seemed to be happier when he saw you drunk, and he seemed to say something, what is it?" ?”
There were a few little monkeys playing around, and when they heard Sun Wukong's question, they said in a hurry: "He said, 'God help me too'."
"Then I held up your hand and touched it around, and then hehe silly happy."
"Yes, and touched your face."
"Is it still drooling?"
"Yes, yes, drooling!"
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth secretly: Good you idiot!When I understand the question, I want you to look good.After thinking about it, he continued to ask, "What happened next?"
"Later," the little monkeys blinked and smirked, "then you vomited on him and fell asleep."
"Ah?" Sun Wukong didn't expect the twists and turns, he patted his legs and laughed, "Hahahaha! He deserves it, what a pleasure! Where is he now?"
"A god from heaven came to him just now, saying that something was lost or gone? After hearing this, he hurriedly followed that person away."
"Huh? An immortal from the Heavenly Court?" Sun Wukong wondered, "How do you know he is an immortal from the Heavenly Court? What does he look like?"
These little monkeys have followed Sun Wukong for many years, and they have also learned some simple fairy methods. When asked by the great sage, one of the little monkeys muttered something in his mouth, and transformed into a young girl of sixteen or seventeen, with a red coat. The white dress is delicate and cute.
Holding the skirt and twisting and walking for two steps, she still said coquettishly: "Isn't this a fairy in the sky? There is nothing like this in the underworld and the west~"
When Sun Wukong saw the little monkey transformed into a girl, he felt a little familiar. He might have seen it in Tiangong, but he couldn't remember clearly.
Secretly recorded the woman's appearance, Sun Wukong ordered: "I'm going out to see my master, if Bajie comes, let him wait for me to come back."
"Yes."
Sun Wukong came out of Shuilian Cave, drove somersaulting clouds and went straight to Guanjiangkou.
Two flowers bloom, each representing a branch.Let's not talk about Monkey King first, but just talk about Pig Wuneng.
After taking care of the big brother for a night, Zhu Wuneng couldn't close his eyes, and used a cloth towel to wipe Sun Wukong's face and cover him with a quilt from time to time.It wasn't until Wugu Tianming that Monkey King calmed down.
Stretching, Zhu Wuneng walked out of the cave door lightly, wanting to go outside to pick some fruits for Monkey King.
As soon as I got out of the Shuilian Cave, I saw an auspicious cloud flying from afar, and I closed my eyes to see that it was the lead matchmaker standing on the cloud.
The matchmaker also saw Zhu Wuneng, and pressed Luo Yuntou to come in front of her and wanted to talk.
Zhu Wuneng felt a little guilty when he saw the matchmaker. Although he knew that Monkey King was still asleep, he still led the people to the woods ahead.
After entering the woods, Zhu Wuneng asked after confirming that there was no one in front of him, "Why did the fairy come to Shuilian Cave? Are you looking for me?"
"Exactly!" The matchmaker looked anxious, "Where is the red line for the Marshal yesterday?"
"Huh? Here." Zhu Wuneng didn't know why, so he raised his hand to show her, "I've been tied to the senior brother."
When the matchmaker saw the red line, she hurriedly walked up to take a closer look: "It's broken!"
"Why is it broken?!" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback by her, "But what's wrong with this red line?"
"It's not that there's anything wrong with the red thread." The matchmaker settled her mind and explained, "This red thread was originally supposed to be a single root, with two ends tied to two people. It turned out to be a double root for some reason yesterday. After the marshal left, the immortal When I found it, I ordered me to find the other one. Does the marshal know where the other red thread is?"
Zhu Wuneng was also stunned after hearing this: "I don't know if this red thread is one or a strand, but I tied this to the senior brother last night, and I haven't seen the other one."
"What should I do?" The matchmaker asked anxiously, "The immortal man and I cast a magic spell on this red thread to protect the marshal and the great sage's marriage. If the other thread is picked up by others, the same as the great Saint or Marshal, the consequences..."
Zhu Wuneng looked at the matchmaker who was hesitant to speak, and had a bad idea in his heart: "You mean, if someone else tied this red thread with Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother would fall in love with that person, right?" ?”
The matchmaker nodded in embarrassment: "...Exactly."
"Is that okay?!" Zhu Wuneng almost jumped up, he had been chasing him for a hundred years and finally got his senior brother's favor, and now he was about to be cut off by someone who appeared out of nowhere, how could he give up?He hurriedly asked, "Maybe the fairy knows where the red line is?"
The matchmaker thought for a while, and formed a seal with her hands, a layer of faint golden light rippled out from her hands like water ripples.
After about a meal, the matchmaker withdrew the seal, opened her eyes and said, "I can only vaguely perceive that it is in Dongsheng Shenzhou, but I don't know the details. The marshal and the great sage are too strong, covering the location of the red line. A red thread is also affected by it, and it is difficult to identify its position. If the two work together to inject mana into the red thread, they should be able to trace the whereabouts of the other red thread."
Originally, Zhu Wuneng was very anxious and wished he could find another red thread right away, but he hesitated again after hearing the matchmaker's words.Originally, he tied the red thread secretly, but now if he told the truth to the senior brother... and touched his butt quietly, Zhu Wuneng would start to feel a dull pain right now.
The matchmaker didn't know what Zhu Wuneng was thinking, seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, she couldn't help but said: "If the Marshal has any difficulties, then I will go to the Great Sage and explain it clearly, the other red thread must not be left in the world. "
"Hey, don't be so troublesome." Zhu Wuneng coughed and stopped the matchmaker, "I still remember the way back yesterday, the fairy will accompany me to search for it first, if there is no whereabouts of the red line, I will personally go with the senior brother Make it clear." It's better not to alarm the senior brother.
"...that's fine too," Hong Niang reluctantly agreed, "If there is no one, I'd like to trouble you both to look for it."
"Naturally, fairies please." Zhu Wuneng raised five-color auspicious clouds from under his feet, slowly rising into the sky.
The matchmaker also drove the auspicious clouds, and the two flew away from Huaguo Mountain one after the other.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Wu could make thousands of calculations, so he deliberately went to the woods to talk, and looked around and saw that there was no one there.It's just that he forgot one thing, this is the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, what is the most in the Water Curtain Cave?Of course there are many monkeys.What are monkeys best at?Of course it is climbing a tree.
As soon as they left, a little monkey poked its head out from the tree they had just stood on.
The author has something to say:
I really want Brother Hou to spank Bajie's ass~
"I, I want to" Sun Wukong leaned on Zhu Wuneng's shoulder, his star eyes half closed, his voice trembling, "I, I want, vomit! Vomit~~~~~"
"ah!!!!!!"
After a stick of incense...
Changing Xianfa's clothes, Zhu Wuneng looked at Sun Wukong who was lying on the bed sleeping in the dark, and felt that the road ahead was bleak. Could it be that his infinite life span can only be spent in a state where he can see and cannot eat?It's fine if he didn't think about it before, but now he clearly has the same mind, and he can't be reconciled to letting him live the life of a monk before.
"Hmm...hot..." Sun Wukong fell asleep on the bed and was not honest, tossing and turning to make a fuss, kicking the quilt under the bed.
Although he knew that he would never catch a cold, Zhu Wuneng resigned to his fate and picked up the quilt to cover Monkey King.
With the quilt on his body, Sun Wukong was so uncomfortable that he struggled left and right, wanting to kick the quilt down again, and reached out to pull the front, revealing a large expanse of fair skin.
Zhu Wuneng swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "gudong", and tremblingly stretched out his hands to the front of Monkey King's clothes, and with both hands, he put the clothes in the middle and wrapped them tightly.
After all this was done, Zhu Wuneng ran out in a hurry, and it took him a long time to come back with a pot of hot water.
Dip the cloth towel in water, wring it dry and take it out.
Zhu Wuneng walked to the bed, brushed the broken hair from Sun Wukong's sideburns and wiped his face, and muttered in a low voice while wiping: "I really owed you in the past life, and I will suffer like this in this life." The person who was reincarnated to chase someone felt even more aggrieved, and stretched out his finger to lightly poke Sun Wukong's cheek twice.
"Hmm..." Sun Wukong frowned, buried his face in the quilt, leaving only a few strands of black hair exposed.
It's rare to see his senior brother so childish, Zhu Wuneng couldn't hold back his smile, and leaned down to kiss Monkey King on the top of his hair: "Mu Ren Jing."
In the early morning of the next day, the stream outside the Shuilian Cave was gurgling. Several early-rising monkeys came out to fetch water with their pots in their arms, and some climbed up the trees to pick fruits and threw them down to their companions.They were working seriously at first, but they didn't last long. After a while, they started fighting, laughing and screaming, and ran back into the cave.
The movement in the front soon spread to the cave where Monkey King lived in the back.
"Hmm..." Sun Wukong frowned and tossed and turned on the pillow, very unwilling to wake up, but the noise outside became more and more noisy, and he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to.
"Ah!!!" Sitting straight up, Monkey King scratched his hair twice, staring straight at the entrance of the cave for a long while before his eyes regained their clarity.
After throwing the quilt off the ground and putting on shoes and socks, Monkey King looked around for his coat, and soon saw the clothes folded squarely on the stone bench beside him, and he knew it was Zhu Wu who could put them.
Feeling slightly sweet in his heart, Sun Wukong bent down to pick up his clothes and was about to put them on, only to find something strange when he raised his hand.
"What?" Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and stared at the red line on his little finger, only to see that the red line glowed faintly, which was clearly a rare treasure from the fairy family.One end was tied to his little finger, but the other end could not be seen where it was.
Sun Wukong is a person who is isolated from love between men and women. Although he knows a lot of gossip secrets in the three realms and ten directions, he has never experienced it. Therefore, he has only heard of the red line of the moon, but has never seen it.It's just that although he doesn't know him, he is an extremely intelligent person. Recalling that when he was half drunk yesterday, he seemed to see Zhu Wuneng in a daze. This thing must have something to do with him.
Stepping out of the cave, Sun Wukong summoned a little monkey in the front hall and asked, "Did Bajie come yesterday?"
The little monkey wiped off the peach juice off his face, and said with a smile, "Yes, you were drunk, and he helped you back to the house."
"Oh, it really is him." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and asked again, "What expression did he have when he came yesterday? Did he bring anything?"
"Huh?" The little monkey scratched his face and tried to remember, "It looks very happy, and his face is full of joy. He seemed to be happier when he saw you drunk, and he seemed to say something, what is it?" ?”
There were a few little monkeys playing around, and when they heard Sun Wukong's question, they said in a hurry: "He said, 'God help me too'."
"Then I held up your hand and touched it around, and then hehe silly happy."
"Yes, and touched your face."
"Is it still drooling?"
"Yes, yes, drooling!"
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth secretly: Good you idiot!When I understand the question, I want you to look good.After thinking about it, he continued to ask, "What happened next?"
"Later," the little monkeys blinked and smirked, "then you vomited on him and fell asleep."
"Ah?" Sun Wukong didn't expect the twists and turns, he patted his legs and laughed, "Hahahaha! He deserves it, what a pleasure! Where is he now?"
"A god from heaven came to him just now, saying that something was lost or gone? After hearing this, he hurriedly followed that person away."
"Huh? An immortal from the Heavenly Court?" Sun Wukong wondered, "How do you know he is an immortal from the Heavenly Court? What does he look like?"
These little monkeys have followed Sun Wukong for many years, and they have also learned some simple fairy methods. When asked by the great sage, one of the little monkeys muttered something in his mouth, and transformed into a young girl of sixteen or seventeen, with a red coat. The white dress is delicate and cute.
Holding the skirt and twisting and walking for two steps, she still said coquettishly: "Isn't this a fairy in the sky? There is nothing like this in the underworld and the west~"
When Sun Wukong saw the little monkey transformed into a girl, he felt a little familiar. He might have seen it in Tiangong, but he couldn't remember clearly.
Secretly recorded the woman's appearance, Sun Wukong ordered: "I'm going out to see my master, if Bajie comes, let him wait for me to come back."
"Yes."
Sun Wukong came out of Shuilian Cave, drove somersaulting clouds and went straight to Guanjiangkou.
Two flowers bloom, each representing a branch.Let's not talk about Monkey King first, but just talk about Pig Wuneng.
After taking care of the big brother for a night, Zhu Wuneng couldn't close his eyes, and used a cloth towel to wipe Sun Wukong's face and cover him with a quilt from time to time.It wasn't until Wugu Tianming that Monkey King calmed down.
Stretching, Zhu Wuneng walked out of the cave door lightly, wanting to go outside to pick some fruits for Monkey King.
As soon as I got out of the Shuilian Cave, I saw an auspicious cloud flying from afar, and I closed my eyes to see that it was the lead matchmaker standing on the cloud.
The matchmaker also saw Zhu Wuneng, and pressed Luo Yuntou to come in front of her and wanted to talk.
Zhu Wuneng felt a little guilty when he saw the matchmaker. Although he knew that Monkey King was still asleep, he still led the people to the woods ahead.
After entering the woods, Zhu Wuneng asked after confirming that there was no one in front of him, "Why did the fairy come to Shuilian Cave? Are you looking for me?"
"Exactly!" The matchmaker looked anxious, "Where is the red line for the Marshal yesterday?"
"Huh? Here." Zhu Wuneng didn't know why, so he raised his hand to show her, "I've been tied to the senior brother."
When the matchmaker saw the red line, she hurriedly walked up to take a closer look: "It's broken!"
"Why is it broken?!" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback by her, "But what's wrong with this red line?"
"It's not that there's anything wrong with the red thread." The matchmaker settled her mind and explained, "This red thread was originally supposed to be a single root, with two ends tied to two people. It turned out to be a double root for some reason yesterday. After the marshal left, the immortal When I found it, I ordered me to find the other one. Does the marshal know where the other red thread is?"
Zhu Wuneng was also stunned after hearing this: "I don't know if this red thread is one or a strand, but I tied this to the senior brother last night, and I haven't seen the other one."
"What should I do?" The matchmaker asked anxiously, "The immortal man and I cast a magic spell on this red thread to protect the marshal and the great sage's marriage. If the other thread is picked up by others, the same as the great Saint or Marshal, the consequences..."
Zhu Wuneng looked at the matchmaker who was hesitant to speak, and had a bad idea in his heart: "You mean, if someone else tied this red thread with Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother would fall in love with that person, right?" ?”
The matchmaker nodded in embarrassment: "...Exactly."
"Is that okay?!" Zhu Wuneng almost jumped up, he had been chasing him for a hundred years and finally got his senior brother's favor, and now he was about to be cut off by someone who appeared out of nowhere, how could he give up?He hurriedly asked, "Maybe the fairy knows where the red line is?"
The matchmaker thought for a while, and formed a seal with her hands, a layer of faint golden light rippled out from her hands like water ripples.
After about a meal, the matchmaker withdrew the seal, opened her eyes and said, "I can only vaguely perceive that it is in Dongsheng Shenzhou, but I don't know the details. The marshal and the great sage are too strong, covering the location of the red line. A red thread is also affected by it, and it is difficult to identify its position. If the two work together to inject mana into the red thread, they should be able to trace the whereabouts of the other red thread."
Originally, Zhu Wuneng was very anxious and wished he could find another red thread right away, but he hesitated again after hearing the matchmaker's words.Originally, he tied the red thread secretly, but now if he told the truth to the senior brother... and touched his butt quietly, Zhu Wuneng would start to feel a dull pain right now.
The matchmaker didn't know what Zhu Wuneng was thinking, seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, she couldn't help but said: "If the Marshal has any difficulties, then I will go to the Great Sage and explain it clearly, the other red thread must not be left in the world. "
"Hey, don't be so troublesome." Zhu Wuneng coughed and stopped the matchmaker, "I still remember the way back yesterday, the fairy will accompany me to search for it first, if there is no whereabouts of the red line, I will personally go with the senior brother Make it clear." It's better not to alarm the senior brother.
"...that's fine too," Hong Niang reluctantly agreed, "If there is no one, I'd like to trouble you both to look for it."
"Naturally, fairies please." Zhu Wuneng raised five-color auspicious clouds from under his feet, slowly rising into the sky.
The matchmaker also drove the auspicious clouds, and the two flew away from Huaguo Mountain one after the other.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Wu could make thousands of calculations, so he deliberately went to the woods to talk, and looked around and saw that there was no one there.It's just that he forgot one thing, this is the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, what is the most in the Water Curtain Cave?Of course there are many monkeys.What are monkeys best at?Of course it is climbing a tree.
As soon as they left, a little monkey poked its head out from the tree they had just stood on.
The author has something to say:
I really want Brother Hou to spank Bajie's ass~
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