Zhu Wuneng is very angry recently.
Originally, after listening to the master's words, I moved to Shuilian Cave to live with the elder brother, and I really hoped that we could make some progress in getting along day and night.Unexpectedly, there was no progress, but it made me angry.
Eldest brother has been fearless since he jumped out of the rock, and he doesn't listen to anyone except the master, even the Buddha dares to contradict him when he has a temper.There is no way for me to be angry, who let the master have the grace to save and teach the elder brother, and who let me be late?
That's all for the master, it's time for me to be ranked next!But, what happened to Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong!Why is the elder brother so close to them, almost, almost the same as himself? !
"Second Senior Brother? Second Senior Brother?"
Sha Wujing looked at the second senior brother glaring at a banana, really confused: "Second senior brother, did you hear what I said?"
"I heard it! No way!" Zhu Wuneng came back to his senses, glaring at the third junior brother with a gloomy face, "Shuilian Cave is damp and narrow, there is no place for you to live." Just kidding, I was still soft-hearted by the senior brother again Kicking and beating, it took a lot of effort to move in. I was thinking that I would get the moon first, so how could I let you come in again to disrupt the situation, especially with Xiao Bailong, the number one follower of the big brother.
"Speaking of it," Zhu Wuneng squinted his eyes and looked at the handsome young man in white, "Little Bailong, why didn't you just stay in Guanjiangkou, and the three eyes were willing to let you out?"
Hearing this, Ao Yu blushed: "Master asked him for help, recently he brought Xiaotian Dog with him and lived in Leiyin Temple."
"Oh?" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback for a moment, wondering what else the master could ask Yang Jian for help.Suddenly seeing Sha Wujing flirting with him, it dawned on him that the master must have known what Yang Jian said to the senior brother, so he found an excuse to teach him a lesson.deserve it!Let him say those nonsense things to the elder brother, what about Erlang who is dignified and true, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, who is good at fighting, what about the boundless mana, why not let the master hold it in his hands?Ha, what a joy!
"Ah!"
Yang Jian Wangtian, who was far away in the Gongde Buddhist Temple, sneezed, and the Xiaotian dog who was looking for it with his head down looked up at his master.
"It's okay." Yang Jian patted Xiao Tiangou's head, "Have you found it?"
"Wow woof!" Xiaotian dog barked twice, wagging its tail.
"It's strange." Yang Jian rubbed his chin, "The meritorious Buddha clearly said that he fell near here, why is it gone? Could it be that you have lost your sense of smell because you only eat meat and drink recently?" on his fur.
"Woo..." Xiao Tiangou lowered his head in aggrieved, master, you can't wrong the dog like this, I am also a god dog who fought with you, how can I lose my sense of smell like those mortal dogs.
"Amitabha." Jin Chan, who was watching all this from a distance, clasped his hands together, his eyes were pitiful, "You are not as good as hell who goes to hell." Talking nonsense with my big apprentice, making my little apprentice inferior to you, just let you find This thing, Lord Buddha, I am so merciful.
Sun Wukong walked in with a few little monkeys, and saw Sha Wujing, Ao Yu, and Zhu Wuneng with a sinister smile at a glance: "Junior Brother Sha, little Bailong! Why are you here? Bajie is this What's the matter? Which of you provoked him?"
The corner of Sha Wujing's mouth twitched: "No... Xiaobailong and I thought, since the Buddha told me to fight the demons together, why don't we live together like before. The second senior brother—"
"There are many trees, water, and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. The two junior brothers are now an Arhat and a Bodhisattva. They are used to living in palaces and temples. I am afraid they are not used to living here." Zhu Wuneng hurriedly grabbed the conversation, "And the water curtain The cave is cool and damp, so senior brother and I are used to living there, but I don’t think so, I’m afraid they won’t get used to it.”
After hearing this, Ao Yu laughed and said, "Second Senior Brother said that as if we are very delicate. Although I am the Third Prince of Xihai Dragon, but I was demoted back then, and I lived in Snake Pan Mountain and Eagle Sorrow Stream. Now Senior Brother is here as a paradise. But can't live?"
Sha Wujing also said: "The water quality of the Liusha River is turbid. I, Laosha, still live here. This place is much clearer than there, and I can live there!" Brother lives together, but let Xiao Bailong and I mess up the situation, what is the intention?
After Zhu Wuneng heard what the two of them said, he was so angry that he wanted to say something more, but Sun Wukong preempted him and said: "That's really the best thing, I'll let the children clean up for you. Two rooms! Today we have to set up a banquet, and our seniors won’t go home until we’re drunk!” As he spoke, he turned around and went to buy food and drinks in person.
"Ha!" Zhu Wuneng sighed loudly, raised his eyes and glanced at the two people on the opposite side.
"Second Senior Brother, don't look at me with such resentful eyes." Sha Wujing said bravely, "Master told us to do this."
"Master?" Zhu Wuneng didn't expect that there was something about Jin Chan involved, "Master asked you to live together in Shuilian Cave?"
Ao Yu nodded, also feeling a little embarrassed: "It is indeed what the master said, and we are not the kind of people who don't wink. We know you... and still come up to make people hate you, it is indeed the master's order."
Zhu Wuneng knew Ao Yu's character well, he was the most honest among these brothers, since he said it, it was naturally true.He frowned and looked at the two of them: "Why did the master do this?"
The two shook their heads together, don't guess what the master is thinking, you can't figure it out after guessing~
Just talking like this, about half an hour later, Sun Wukong rushed in again, pulled Zhu Wuneng's sleeve, pushed Sha Wujing, and greeted Ao Yu: " Let's go! We must have a good drink today!"
The four of them came to the front hall, filled two tables with melons, pears, peaches, various fruits, and more than a dozen vegetarian dishes.
"Come, come!" Sun Wukong picked up a wine jar and poured wine into the four sea bowls, "This is wine made from peaches on Huaguo Mountain, let you taste the real monkey wine!"
"Dry!" The four wine bowls collided with each other and made a crisp sound, and the four of them raised their heads and drank dry.
"Ha! Happy!" Sun Wukong wiped his mouth, "Full up!" A few little monkeys waiting below poured wine into the bowl.
The senior brothers chatted while drinking, Zhu Wuneng's unhappiness because of the previous incident dissipated after seeing the senior brother so happy, no matter what, the senior senior brother's happiness is the most important thing.
This meal lasted from noon to night, the four people above drank, and the monkeys below also ate and drank, and now they were all drunk and fell asleep, only Sun Wukong and the others were still drinking.
A few people also drank too much these days, talking about the time when they were learning scriptures.
Sun Wukong pointed at Zhu Wuneng's nose and scolded: "It's all because of you, that my old grandson has to be recited by the master every time that curse, and the pain makes my grandson want to die! I have nothing to worry about with you, You want to harm me like this?! In the end, you will drive me back to Huaguo Mountain!"
"Hmph, flies don't bite seamless eggs." Zhu Wuneng lay on the table, looking at the blushing person opposite with a drunken eye, "If you don't flirt with that bone spirit, why would I complain to the master? Humph , It’s all because of your own indiscretions, and you have slandered others.”
"Fart!" Sun Wukong slapped the table, got up unsteadily, and was about to grab Zhu Wuneng's ear, "When did I flirt with her? It's you who want a wife, right? Everyone flirts."
When Zhu Wuneng saw that the big brother was coming to beat someone, he hid aside. The Great Sage might as well have an empty wine jar under his feet, and kicked it up, and his body was unstable and he jumped forward.
"Brother Monkey!" Seeing this, Zhu Wuneng stretched out his hand to pick it up, and hugged him full.He was so frightened that he lowered his head to look at the foot of the Great Sage, "Is it sprained?"
However, Sun Wukong relentlessly grabbed Zhu Wuneng's face and pulled it to the sides: "Gao Cuilan is still there, hiccup, waiting for you in Gao Laozhuang. You, hiccup, why don't you go back and look for her?"
Zhu Wuneng didn't understand what the big brother suddenly raised Cuilan, so he was half awake from the wine, and cautiously replied: "It's been a hundred years, she is a mortal, she died long ago and went to reincarnation, where can I find it? "
Unexpectedly, the great sage fell asleep in his arms, muttering in his mouth: "There is no truth in your mouth, who knows the truth. You go back to your Gao Laozhuang, my old grandson is in Shuilian Cave, and my heart is... Take... scriptures... monks..."
Zhu Wuneng reached out and wiped away a tear from the corner of Sun Wukong's eyes, and looked at the person at the entrance of the cave with a wry smile: "Master..."
The author has something to say:
The suffering of the second senior brother, uh, a happy life has begun~
Originally, after listening to the master's words, I moved to Shuilian Cave to live with the elder brother, and I really hoped that we could make some progress in getting along day and night.Unexpectedly, there was no progress, but it made me angry.
Eldest brother has been fearless since he jumped out of the rock, and he doesn't listen to anyone except the master, even the Buddha dares to contradict him when he has a temper.There is no way for me to be angry, who let the master have the grace to save and teach the elder brother, and who let me be late?
That's all for the master, it's time for me to be ranked next!But, what happened to Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong!Why is the elder brother so close to them, almost, almost the same as himself? !
"Second Senior Brother? Second Senior Brother?"
Sha Wujing looked at the second senior brother glaring at a banana, really confused: "Second senior brother, did you hear what I said?"
"I heard it! No way!" Zhu Wuneng came back to his senses, glaring at the third junior brother with a gloomy face, "Shuilian Cave is damp and narrow, there is no place for you to live." Just kidding, I was still soft-hearted by the senior brother again Kicking and beating, it took a lot of effort to move in. I was thinking that I would get the moon first, so how could I let you come in again to disrupt the situation, especially with Xiao Bailong, the number one follower of the big brother.
"Speaking of it," Zhu Wuneng squinted his eyes and looked at the handsome young man in white, "Little Bailong, why didn't you just stay in Guanjiangkou, and the three eyes were willing to let you out?"
Hearing this, Ao Yu blushed: "Master asked him for help, recently he brought Xiaotian Dog with him and lived in Leiyin Temple."
"Oh?" Zhu Wuneng was taken aback for a moment, wondering what else the master could ask Yang Jian for help.Suddenly seeing Sha Wujing flirting with him, it dawned on him that the master must have known what Yang Jian said to the senior brother, so he found an excuse to teach him a lesson.deserve it!Let him say those nonsense things to the elder brother, what about Erlang who is dignified and true, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, who is good at fighting, what about the boundless mana, why not let the master hold it in his hands?Ha, what a joy!
"Ah!"
Yang Jian Wangtian, who was far away in the Gongde Buddhist Temple, sneezed, and the Xiaotian dog who was looking for it with his head down looked up at his master.
"It's okay." Yang Jian patted Xiao Tiangou's head, "Have you found it?"
"Wow woof!" Xiaotian dog barked twice, wagging its tail.
"It's strange." Yang Jian rubbed his chin, "The meritorious Buddha clearly said that he fell near here, why is it gone? Could it be that you have lost your sense of smell because you only eat meat and drink recently?" on his fur.
"Woo..." Xiao Tiangou lowered his head in aggrieved, master, you can't wrong the dog like this, I am also a god dog who fought with you, how can I lose my sense of smell like those mortal dogs.
"Amitabha." Jin Chan, who was watching all this from a distance, clasped his hands together, his eyes were pitiful, "You are not as good as hell who goes to hell." Talking nonsense with my big apprentice, making my little apprentice inferior to you, just let you find This thing, Lord Buddha, I am so merciful.
Sun Wukong walked in with a few little monkeys, and saw Sha Wujing, Ao Yu, and Zhu Wuneng with a sinister smile at a glance: "Junior Brother Sha, little Bailong! Why are you here? Bajie is this What's the matter? Which of you provoked him?"
The corner of Sha Wujing's mouth twitched: "No... Xiaobailong and I thought, since the Buddha told me to fight the demons together, why don't we live together like before. The second senior brother—"
"There are many trees, water, and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. The two junior brothers are now an Arhat and a Bodhisattva. They are used to living in palaces and temples. I am afraid they are not used to living here." Zhu Wuneng hurriedly grabbed the conversation, "And the water curtain The cave is cool and damp, so senior brother and I are used to living there, but I don’t think so, I’m afraid they won’t get used to it.”
After hearing this, Ao Yu laughed and said, "Second Senior Brother said that as if we are very delicate. Although I am the Third Prince of Xihai Dragon, but I was demoted back then, and I lived in Snake Pan Mountain and Eagle Sorrow Stream. Now Senior Brother is here as a paradise. But can't live?"
Sha Wujing also said: "The water quality of the Liusha River is turbid. I, Laosha, still live here. This place is much clearer than there, and I can live there!" Brother lives together, but let Xiao Bailong and I mess up the situation, what is the intention?
After Zhu Wuneng heard what the two of them said, he was so angry that he wanted to say something more, but Sun Wukong preempted him and said: "That's really the best thing, I'll let the children clean up for you. Two rooms! Today we have to set up a banquet, and our seniors won’t go home until we’re drunk!” As he spoke, he turned around and went to buy food and drinks in person.
"Ha!" Zhu Wuneng sighed loudly, raised his eyes and glanced at the two people on the opposite side.
"Second Senior Brother, don't look at me with such resentful eyes." Sha Wujing said bravely, "Master told us to do this."
"Master?" Zhu Wuneng didn't expect that there was something about Jin Chan involved, "Master asked you to live together in Shuilian Cave?"
Ao Yu nodded, also feeling a little embarrassed: "It is indeed what the master said, and we are not the kind of people who don't wink. We know you... and still come up to make people hate you, it is indeed the master's order."
Zhu Wuneng knew Ao Yu's character well, he was the most honest among these brothers, since he said it, it was naturally true.He frowned and looked at the two of them: "Why did the master do this?"
The two shook their heads together, don't guess what the master is thinking, you can't figure it out after guessing~
Just talking like this, about half an hour later, Sun Wukong rushed in again, pulled Zhu Wuneng's sleeve, pushed Sha Wujing, and greeted Ao Yu: " Let's go! We must have a good drink today!"
The four of them came to the front hall, filled two tables with melons, pears, peaches, various fruits, and more than a dozen vegetarian dishes.
"Come, come!" Sun Wukong picked up a wine jar and poured wine into the four sea bowls, "This is wine made from peaches on Huaguo Mountain, let you taste the real monkey wine!"
"Dry!" The four wine bowls collided with each other and made a crisp sound, and the four of them raised their heads and drank dry.
"Ha! Happy!" Sun Wukong wiped his mouth, "Full up!" A few little monkeys waiting below poured wine into the bowl.
The senior brothers chatted while drinking, Zhu Wuneng's unhappiness because of the previous incident dissipated after seeing the senior brother so happy, no matter what, the senior senior brother's happiness is the most important thing.
This meal lasted from noon to night, the four people above drank, and the monkeys below also ate and drank, and now they were all drunk and fell asleep, only Sun Wukong and the others were still drinking.
A few people also drank too much these days, talking about the time when they were learning scriptures.
Sun Wukong pointed at Zhu Wuneng's nose and scolded: "It's all because of you, that my old grandson has to be recited by the master every time that curse, and the pain makes my grandson want to die! I have nothing to worry about with you, You want to harm me like this?! In the end, you will drive me back to Huaguo Mountain!"
"Hmph, flies don't bite seamless eggs." Zhu Wuneng lay on the table, looking at the blushing person opposite with a drunken eye, "If you don't flirt with that bone spirit, why would I complain to the master? Humph , It’s all because of your own indiscretions, and you have slandered others.”
"Fart!" Sun Wukong slapped the table, got up unsteadily, and was about to grab Zhu Wuneng's ear, "When did I flirt with her? It's you who want a wife, right? Everyone flirts."
When Zhu Wuneng saw that the big brother was coming to beat someone, he hid aside. The Great Sage might as well have an empty wine jar under his feet, and kicked it up, and his body was unstable and he jumped forward.
"Brother Monkey!" Seeing this, Zhu Wuneng stretched out his hand to pick it up, and hugged him full.He was so frightened that he lowered his head to look at the foot of the Great Sage, "Is it sprained?"
However, Sun Wukong relentlessly grabbed Zhu Wuneng's face and pulled it to the sides: "Gao Cuilan is still there, hiccup, waiting for you in Gao Laozhuang. You, hiccup, why don't you go back and look for her?"
Zhu Wuneng didn't understand what the big brother suddenly raised Cuilan, so he was half awake from the wine, and cautiously replied: "It's been a hundred years, she is a mortal, she died long ago and went to reincarnation, where can I find it? "
Unexpectedly, the great sage fell asleep in his arms, muttering in his mouth: "There is no truth in your mouth, who knows the truth. You go back to your Gao Laozhuang, my old grandson is in Shuilian Cave, and my heart is... Take... scriptures... monks..."
Zhu Wuneng reached out and wiped away a tear from the corner of Sun Wukong's eyes, and looked at the person at the entrance of the cave with a wry smile: "Master..."
The author has something to say:
The suffering of the second senior brother, uh, a happy life has begun~
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