[Shield Iron Fork Winter] Possibility

Chapter Summary: A Deadly Joke

"What do you say?" Back to their kennel, Bucky told Steve the process of talking with Iron Face this morning.

"I feel like him, but not like him. At first I thought it wasn't him, but then he scolded me again, and I felt a bit like him again." Bucky said distressedly, holding his head.

After listening to Steve, he felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it for a while, he understood——"So you mean that he often scolded you?"

"Yeah." Bucky replied.

"Will he hit you then?" Steve asked again.

"Ah."

"But you like him a lot?" Steve continued.

"Hmm." Bucky hugged his head tighter, his voice turned into tears, "I don't think I'll meet such a nice person again in my life..." He sniffed his nose hard, "So ugly , so fierce, and so kind to me... I'd better go back and freeze."

Steve was at a loss.

He agrees that Crossbones is ugly and fierce, but he really can't see where "so good" comes from.Maybe Bucky deserves more sympathy than his own situation.After all, Stark is famous for being good-looking and rich. It is definitely not puzzling to fall in love with Tony Stark.

"Don't be sad, maybe things are different from what we thought?" Steve sat next to Bucky, forcing himself to put his arms around the shoulders of his old comrade comfortingly.

"Well... I can only use you and Tony to distract my attention now, at least one of us two idiots abandoned by the world will get a slightly better end." Bucky raised his head, his eyes eagerly Looking at Steve, he changed the subject and said, "How is it? Last night... did you..."

Steve didn't want to worry about "two idiots abandoned by the world" anymore, he took his hands back, and it was his turn to hold his head—"No."

The Winter Soldier paused, completely disbelieving, "Don't tease me, although I'm stupid, but I know that when I meet Stark, even if you are frozen into a block of ice, he can dig a hole."

Steve glanced at his comrade in puzzlement.

He understood Bucky's words for a while, and after making sure he understood correctly, he corrected him harshly—"You're mistaken, I'm different from you, I'm the pile driver, he...he's...then what ..."

It was hard for Steve to say it, and he planned to use a gesture instead, but he felt that the gesture was also very obscene, so he could only frown, gestured to Bucky with his eyes for a long time, and asked—"Do you understand?"

The Winter Soldier seemed to understand, but he still replied, "Yes, I understand." He swallowed, and asked again—"Then you...you didn't make a pile? Stark...is it too difficult?"

"...No." Steve rubbed his brows vigorously, sighed bitterly, hugged his head even tighter, and said annoyedly—"I don't know if it's been on the ice for too long, the pile driver last night It won't start..."

Steve wanted to cry without tears, almost buried his head in his arms, and told his old comrades all about the depression of last night—“I don’t know if it has something to do with the super serum, but it worked fine when I was alone Ah... But when I injected the serum before, I told me that I don't know if there are other effects... I don't know..."

Halfway through, as if he suddenly remembered something, he suddenly raised his head, looked at the Winter Soldier seriously, and asked cautiously—"You...you have also been transformed, have you ever encountered such a situation?"

In fact, the Winter Soldier has never figured out whether Steve's "not starting" means not pumping oil or not driving piles, or that the diamond drill has a problem and can't dig into the ice lump, so he doesn't know what situation Steve is referring to. , so he stared into the other person's eyes for a long time, and then let out a gasp in confusion——

"……what?"

Steve was stunned for a while, then hugged the Winter Soldier tightly, and whispered in his ear-"I'm sorry, it turns out... so you were also closed by that door..."

"So what are you going to do?" The Winter Soldier didn't know what to do, so he patted Steve on the back and asked, "Are you with Iron Man now? Or is it just a one-night stand?"

"How could we have a one-night stand." Steve let go of his comrades, and squeezed his chin again to think, "I will go back, Bucky, no matter what excuse I make, I will go again, I should spend more time with him Let's show him that I'm not who he thinks I am."

The Winter Soldier nodded in agreement, and after Steve entered the bathroom, he silently took out his small notebook and solemnly wrote down the precautions:

Before piling, please make sure that the machine is running normally.

The story is divided into two parts. The US team and the Winter Soldier have a clear idea, but Iron Man and Wishbone are much simpler.After Wishbone waited three and a half hours outside the town hall, Tony's meeting was over.He followed Iron Man to inspect several parts factories, busy, and soon it was night.

In fact, Iron Man has a lot to do every day, Tony told him, "Since I broke up with the most capable secretary in the world, my life has become difficult. So when you meet a woman," he squeezed meaningfully Squeeze your wishbone shoulders - "Don't let go easily, their physiological structure determines that they can handle tedious and boring affairs better than men."

But before Wishbone could answer, Iron Man added another sentence—"But judging by your current appearance, you probably won't be able to find any women. Resign yourself to fate, the Winter Soldier is also good."

Wishbone really wanted to say that I was so heroic and handsome back then, and that I slept with more women than you have ever seen.But considering that he is facing Tony Dak, it's better not to brag like that.

Apart from his bad mouth, Tony is still a nice person.After finishing everything and being sent back to the gate of the Stark Building by the driver, he removed the mask of a businessman during the day and returned to his flesh-and-blood appearance.So he immediately drove another car out of the garage, opened the door to signal the other party.

"It's been too long since anyone has had a drink with me," he laughed easily, "Come with me?"

Of course, Wishbone got into the co-pilot without hesitation.So Crossbones finally asked the question that he had been curious about all day at the side of the bar after half an hour——

"How? Did it hit your stomach or your lungs? Does the quadruple serum have a quadruple length?"

Tony ordered four bombs, pushed two cups in front of the wishbone, and said with a smile, "No, he hit my tonsil." After drinking a glass with his neck up, he looked at the dumbfounded expression of the wishbone and said, " No, I don't know, nothing happened to us last night."

"It didn't happen? What are you playing? Place it?" Wishbone was puzzled, and even drank a cup.The wine tastes spicy, probably from the stomach to the lungs and then to the tonsils.

"...You fucking put it down. We fell asleep after chatting for a while. He is different from your soldier. The soldier treats you like lying down. I am also different from you. Look at it It’s just the hard-boiled type.” Iron Man smiled, clinked glasses with Wishbone, and said, “It’s okay to take your time, I don’t know if I can do it with him, I’m different from him too much gone."

Iron Man ignored many details, and even ignored his comparison object, which seemed to be used backwards.However, Wishbone didn't notice the problem. He drank another glass of wine and sighed, "Actually, there is a big difference between me and that soldier."

"Oh? Really? I didn't see it." Iron Man snapped his fingers and drank another six cups. Judging by his posture, he would be comfortable to drink down tonight.

"He is stupid, I am not stupid, I am ugly, but he is not ugly. Think about it, what a difference it is." Wishbone picked up the third cup sadly.

With all due respect to Tony, he really didn't realize how big of a difference this was.

"But let me tell you, those are not problems. To paraphrase a sentence from my comrade-in-arms—the problems that can be solved with one shot are not problems. If there are still problems, then——"

"A few more rounds." Tony clinked glasses with Wishbone again.

Wishbone was filled with emotion.Unexpectedly, there is still a way to communicate between the villain and the decent.Although he also concealed a lot of details, he didn't tell Iron Man that the comrades in his mouth were heavily involved in the Hydra removal plan.But in front of a few glasses of wine, you don't have to care about those details.

Just as Wishbone and Iron Man were drinking and chatting happily, their thighs that were close together suddenly felt a vibration.

Wishbone sobered up immediately with a jerk, touched the gun on his lower back, pulled it out with lightning speed, and grabbed Tony with his other hand, dragged him off the chair and stopped him behind him.

Tony staggered and almost fell, and managed to stand firm with his wishbone, reached into his pocket and touched for a while, and said—"It's okay, it's okay...don't get excited, my phone just rang."

Wishbone breathed a sigh of relief, and sat back at the bar.Seeing the way Tony stared at the phone with the corners of his mouth raised, he couldn't help guessing—"The one with the golden retriever?"

Tony didn't look up, and typed quickly on the phone, making a nasal "hmm".

"What are you talking about? Where are you? Are you having a good night?" Wishbone leaned to Iron Man, Iron Man hid his phone back, Wishbone smiled, "Tell him you are fine, there is a big hunk Accompanying him for a drink, I will take you home later, take you upstairs and take you to sleep, I can guarantee that he will appear at the bar door within 10 minutes."

"Damn, are you stupid?" Tony finished replying to the message and put the phone on the table.But the smile on his face has not faded, and his face is full of spring.

Looking at Iron Man's rare expression, Wishbone teased again—"Is this the first time you're in a fucking relationship or is it your first time in bed? You're still fucking 'stupid or not', the silliest thing you look like now is you."

But Tony didn't care about it. He was in a good mood now, so he just replied, "You can't do this, no boy with a normal brain would like it", pushed the rest of the cups in front of the wishbone, and then went back to the two cups. cup.

He really didn't know how much courage it took Steve to send him a message, so he just felt the joy and excitement when he received the message.

In less than an hour, Steve sent several text messages one after another.Every time Tony replied, he was encouraged by Crossbones to drink more. It was just after twelve o'clock, and Tony was already groggy and had to go to the bathroom.

He left his phone on the counter and didn't let Crossbones follow.He's a regular at the bar, and Crossbones won't be the only one protecting him if anything.

And Crossbones was also fortunate to see the news of Iron Man and Steve.

Sure enough, he was used to delicacies from mountains and seas, so he had to eat some light adjustments. He really didn't know that a guy with the surname Stark could play with pure love.

But I have to say, it was pretty good.So good that looking at their records was like putting a candle in his mouth and chewing it.Coming and going is either "How are you?" or "I'm fine, I'm socializing." Wishbone said that this can be called socializing, so he is willing to socialize every day.

Just as he was about to put the phone back, the phone vibrated again.The sender was still Steve, and the content was as boring as ever—"Don't drink too much alcohol, it's not good for your health. Don't go back too late, will someone take you back? Or let Jarvis and Friday do it for you? "

Crossbones grinned, clicked reply, typed "A big boobed brother took me home" on the screen seriously, and pressed the send button.

Then he put the phone back in place and emptied the last glass of wine in front of him.

Maybe he didn't know at that moment that the so-called butterfly effect means that when he affects the progress of the shield iron, the shield iron will also affect Chadong.He just wanted to make a joke with the strength of alcohol, but he didn't expect that the joke would be too big and almost cost him half his life.

TBC