Summary of this chapter:

Great Shield: When you hurt yourself, you hurt me.

Iron Man: Seriously, come up with some dry goods.

Wishbone: That would have been eaten long ago.

Winter Soldier: It's okay, I can still buy it again.

The Winter Soldier got fat for a reason.

When Steve asked the Winter Soldier why he had to eat so much energy without exercising much every day, the Winter Soldier replied in a very orderly way——“It’s not that I don’t want to exercise, because I didn’t have a place to train when I first escaped.” , I don’t want to kill or rob, and I’m not very good at qiang///jian, so I can’t exercise.”

But Wishbone felt that this was not a reason. When he was in prison, he could do push-ups and hang horizontal bars every day. If he had the conditions, he should do them.What is the most important thing about a villain - a handsome face with a very lethal, and a muscle that is so bulging that it will burst the clothes.

For example, Wishbone himself, he thinks he is a villain.And obviously the Winter Soldier has lost both, he is no longer a qualified villain.

The Winter Soldier has something to say about this - "You're not right. My face has always been good-looking, although it's a bit round now, but the skin is still pretty good after shaving. And I also have muscles, but it's just a little saggy. I'm very Quickly harden them."

Tony responded with deep disbelief at his answer.High-intensity mental activity is equivalent to moderate-intensity physical activity. He has no physical activity himself, but the mental activity perfectly - in his own opinion is perfect - consumes excess fat, and the Winter Soldier allows the fat to be deposited in the body. .

This can only prove-"You don't exercise or use your brain. You are already a waste, let me give you a sofa."

The Winter Soldier spends 30 seconds trying to sort out the relationship between "Wasty Winter" and "The Sofa", but he fails.But it doesn't matter, he thinks the key point of this sentence is "don't exercise and don't use your brain", and he also has a good explanation for this-"I use my brain, I think about a lot of things every night, and I think about it all night long. It should be heavy physical labor, but you can't see it."

The other three looked at each other, and understood from their understanding eyes that the Winter Soldier was referring to a dream.

"I have a gym. Anyway, it's up to you whether you want to become handsome again. You have a lot of strength, but I can't guarantee that if you really meet the captain you miss every day, will you sleep at night? Turn over and crush him to death."

After Tony finished speaking, he glanced at the iron face meaningfully, intending to enter his computer room.

But it's not just the Winter Soldier who clearly feels that exercise should be taken seriously, but also Iron Man in Steve's eyes.He stopped Tony and said—"It's the same with you, you should also spend some time on exercising. You are locked in the computer room every morning and work non-stop for more than ten hours until you come out at night. It is very bad for your health. .”

Tony quickly said that if you talk about the Winter Soldier, don't bring it up to him. He is very busy every day, and he doesn't have time to think about these messy things.

However, Steve insisted that since he is the boyfriend of the other party, he must take care of the other party in every possible way. Everything should be based on the basic structure of the human body and dietary health as the basis of life.

He walked towards Tony, held Tony's hand in his own, and told him gently but firmly - "No, Tony, now your body has a lot to do with me, I don't want you to hurt yourself, that's tantamount to hurting me .”

Wishbone and Winter Soldier said that they both took [-] points of damage at the moment.

Tony, on the other hand, pondered the deeper meaning of the words.

But he soon understood that this was why Steve was so ruthless during the civil war, beating him black and blue, because his body had nothing to do with Steve at that time.

So Captain America has a dark belly, and he doesn't want others to get what he can't get.

"Your thinking is too dangerous." Tony pulled his arm from Steve's hand, and he suddenly felt that it was safer to leave his arm to the armor.

But Steve is stubborn, and this stubbornness lies in that as long as he believes that it is right, then he must implement it to the end.

He had long since forgotten that their topic at the beginning was about the Winter Soldier's lack of exercise, and now he only wanted to take Tony to that luxurious and dusty gym, so that Tony could also stretch his muscles and bones.

"I have a masseuse, and I have Jarvis to help me make a nutritional meal list, and when I am free, I will lift this and that in the computer room, otherwise I will not have such strong combat effectiveness in armor, I really don't need it Waste of time here."

As he put on his boxing gloves, Tony still didn't give up the last hope of getting out of here and back to those dear mechanical things.

He ignored the function of Friday to collect the opponent's attack routines and formulate a counterattack strategy. At this moment, he hoped that the chip would not be installed on the armor, but in his own brain.

Maybe that's what the Winter Soldier did, so now that the chip doesn't work, he won't be exercising.

But Steve automatically filters out Tony's justification that he's not wearing boxing gloves, really bare-handed.After Tony had done too much warm-up, he stood in the ring and waited for the opponent.

Tony didn't want to face Steve, it brought back a lot of bad memories.But it was inconvenient for him to admit it. After all, the other party looked very interested, and it seemed too hypocritical for him to be sentimental.

This will make Steve's arrogance grow like crazy, and it will grow in bed at night.

Thinking of this, Tony took a deep breath and became serious.

But he soon realized that it didn't matter whether he was serious or not. Steve just wanted him to be active. He exerted [-] points of energy, while Steve only used [-] points of energy.

Captain America could easily grab a fist from an unclothed—I mean no armor—throwing Iron Man, and he could easily twist his wrist to make Tony stagger backwards or fall forward.

Although he knew in his heart that Steve was a person who had received a super serum, Tony's self-esteem was still greatly damaged.

He was very displeased with Steve's "Icandothisallday" expression, but the more displeased he was, the stronger he was and the less organized he was.

Steve didn't have to fight him at all, he just had to steady Tony's movements so he wouldn't fall himself out of revenge.

"That's not how games are played, Steve."

After a few rounds, Tony opened a bottle of water panting, raised his neck and took a few sips, and said—"Why don't you give me a few punches, a few real punches, to make me feel the danger. When I get injured, I will naturally be more vigilant, so it can also promote learning faster."

Steve didn't think of that, he didn't even want to actually punch Tony.But Tony's statement is not unreasonable. Exercise is the original intention, but the improvement of fighting ability is the key.

Steve pondered for a while, then nodded hesitantly.

Of course, he didn't really want to fight Tony, but he could give him a few punches symbolically.Tony wanted the thrill of pain, and he thought he could handle the force well.

But obviously, he didn't fool Iron Man.

When Tony nimbly dodged an uppercut and threw it at Steve's head with the mentality of trying, Steve took a solid one.

This blow not only didn't make Tony happy, but made him take off his gloves angrily, and said angrily—"What do you mean? Huh? You think you'll hurt me, don't you? You think it hurts me I can’t take it anymore, can I? Well, then you go down and come back on the iron face.”

At this moment, Iron Face and the Winter Soldier were sitting on chairs under the stage, each drinking a glass of juice.

"Do you know what it's called?" Wishbone asked the Winter Soldier when he heard his name being called by the people on stage.

The Winter Soldier shook his head.

"To put it mildly, it's called showing affection," Wishbone explained patiently. "To put it in a less civilized way...it's called hooliganism."

The Winter Soldier half-understood. After thinking for a while, he found that he could not accept any euphemisms, so he had to ask, "Then 'frankly', what is this called?"

"Dog abuse." Wishbone said.

The Winter Soldier suddenly felt a little sad.

After watching the people on the stage swear a few words, put on the gloves again, and continue the physical contact that was not for the purpose of fighting, Wishbone felt that the injury should be stopped.

So he took out his wallet from his pocket, gritted his teeth, took out a few banknotes and handed them to the Winter Soldier, saying, "Go out and buy some plums, the magic attack here is too powerful, I'm afraid you will go blind after watching the whole scene." .”

The Winter Soldier nodded obediently, took the banknotes as a matter of course, put them in his pocket, and walked out of the gym.

At that moment, Wishbone felt that the way he gave the money was too wishbone, so the way the Winter Soldier took the money was also very Winter Soldier, and he didn't even make a symbolic refusal to say that he could pay by himself.

This is not good, the wishbone has to be changed.

"Where did he go?" Just as Wishbone was silently watching the back of the person who took away the few big bills left in the wallet, Iron Man shouted and pulled his head back.

"Going to buy plums," Wishbone replied.

"That's right, you come up, you come with me for real." Tony waved his hand towards the wishbone, picked up a pair of spare gloves on the ground and threw them to him.

Wishbone smiled.

So when there is a saliva plot in the TV series, don't go to the toilet easily, otherwise if you don't pay attention to the plot, you will not follow the script.

Instead of putting the glove on, Wishbone threw it back into the corner of the ring.Faced with Steve's unfriendly eyes, he proudly said to Tony - "I'm much better than this guy, he doesn't need it, and I don't need it either."

Fortunately, Tony didn't hear what he was saying clearly at the moment, and didn't bother to ask whether the other party was wearing gloves or not.It's all formality, he doesn't care.He has to wear steel gloves with laser cannons, no one can escape here.

"Seriously?" Tie Mian stood in front of Tony and smiled hoarsely.

"Do you want to raise your salary?" Tony hammered with both hands, and raised his chin provocatively at the other party.

Wishbone is relieved to say that, of course he wants to raise his salary, his salary is almost being emptied by the Winter Soldier, and now he urgently needs a bloody battle.

So before Steve could yell to start, he threw Tony over the shoulder.Tony didn't even see when the wishbone rushed over, he was turned over again, and his arms were immediately tied behind his back by the wishbone.

"Iron Face! What are you doing?!" Steve roared, and Iron Face let go of his arms.

Tony got up from the ground, twisted his neck, and regained his position.He likes the earnestness of Wishbone, at least he can feel that the other party is not showing mercy because of his status—"Don't pay attention to him, I'm your boss, I—"

Tony wanted Wishbone not to listen to Steve's orders, but to just let it go.But he forgot that Crossbones didn't intend to listen to Steve in the first place, and he didn't wait for Tony to finish speaking, he took two steps forward and raised his leg before sweeping towards Tony's head.

Tony immediately raised his arm to resist, but the wishbone retracted his leg at an astonishing speed. As soon as his left foot landed, his right foot swept towards Tony's other side.

Tony raised his hand again to block it, but the difference in strength between the two times made Tony vigilant - Wishbone's second attack was not aimed at kicking his head at all.

Seeing that the wishbone was only slightly blocked, he immediately retracted his legs again, and kicked hard at Tony's only belly where fat had accumulated.

Tony was kicked directly onto the guardrail, his back didn't hit the rope, but hit the pillar directly.

This time it was much worse than he imagined.

Of course Wishbone saw that Tony needed to rest, so he instinctively stepped forward to help Stark up.But before his hand touched the opponent, a chair suddenly came from the right.He quickly turned his body and punched the chair flying towards him.

The chair shattered at the sound, and looking in the direction where the chair hit, I saw Steve grabbing the fence and flipping onto the boxing ring, his face full of dissatisfaction and sullenness.

Wishbone didn't look good, and just wanted to explain, but Steve didn't give him a chance. He kicked Tony hard in the abdomen in the same way he kicked Tony just now.

Seeing this, Tony realized that the situation was a bit out of control, and slipped away from the fence, holding the bracelet in his trouser pockets with both hands, ready to activate the armor at any time when the conflict escalated beyond the warning.

Steve attacked fiercely, forcing the iron face into the corner mercilessly with each kick, but the wishbone was not good, and his movements were too flexible for his size.Last time, it was because the Winter Soldier was on the scene studying his routines, so he didn't dare to use his full strength. Now that the Winter Soldier is not there, he let go of his hands and feet, dodging Steve's attack, and waiting for an opportunity to counterattack.

Yes, no matter how fast Steve moves, there will still be openings.Crossbones knows that as long as the opponent's shield that does not conform to the laws of physics is not on his back, it will become difficult for him to deal with his own arm strength.

So the wishbone approached Steve again against the falling fists and feet, until he found a gap between punching and retracting, hooked the opponent's neck, and used the cross lock on him again.

Wishbone's arm strength is amazing, and he swings himself onto Steve's back, making it easier to apply force.He kept tightening his arms, watching Steve's skin congested and reddened at a speed visible to the naked eye.

But Steve did it once, and he won't do it a second time.This time, he didn't allow himself to contend with the opponent for too long, so he stretched out his hand and fished it back.He grabbed the rim of the helmet behind the wishbone's neck and yanked it forward for a moment of astonishment.

The technique used is almost exactly the same as when the Winter Soldier mask was removed, and the result is exactly the same.

Wishbone's helmet fell to the ground.

Tony and Steve were both dumbfounded for different reasons.

And just as Wishbone was stunned for a moment, the door of the gym was pushed open.The Winter Soldier walked in with a basket of washed strawberries—he didn’t get any plums, and today the plum sellers don’t want to do business anymore.

At this moment, he was biting a strawberry in his mouth, but when he saw the contestants on stage, he stopped chewing.

Time stood still for ten seconds.

Then, the Winter Soldier put the strawberries aside, raised his head silently, and said to the guy on the stage whose mask was lifted—"Captain."

"...Aha, I was discovered by you." Wishbone rubbed his stubble in embarrassment, and looked at Tony for help.

But at this moment, Tony has no choice. He can't immediately summon the armor, knock the Winter Soldier unconscious, and then tell the other party that those are all his daydreams.

Besides, Steve was looking at Tony, and Tony had a big problem waiting for him.

At the same time that Steve came out of the boxing bar, the Winter Soldier also let go of the spring rope and walked slowly up.Wishbone didn't move, he didn't know what lies he could tell now, the only thing he could think of was the way Tony had rejected in his mind earlier.

But he didn't really want to knock the Winter Soldier unconscious, he thought it was... cruel.

The Winter Soldier stood in front of him for a moment, hugging him.He also had no choice but to raise his hand and pat the opponent's back.

After a stalemate for a while, the Winter Soldier sighed and said in a low voice—"Why do you keep avoiding me? You're not good, you can't be the captain."

"I didn't run away, didn't I stay with you?" Wishbone replied, stroking the Winter Soldier's back, "I hug you to sleep every night, and you still don't give me a hug."

But the Winter Soldier didn't seem to listen, and said calmly to himself, "Oh... I'm going to look for you as soon as you run away, but I can't find it when I look for it. I feel so sad."

"Okay, don't feel bad, as I said before, when the war is over, you can stay well, and I will go find you, we will find one by one, what if we get lost?" Wishbone rubbed the Winter Soldier's face head, smiled.

He thought that the Winter Soldier would rush up and punch him—at least when he ran away and was found by the Winter Soldier, the other party would be very emotional—but fortunately, the Winter Soldier was very calm, he just hugged the wishbone, He didn't act aggressively.

"You bought strawberries, eat them." Wishbone patted the Winter Soldier on the shoulder again, motioning for him to let go.It's a bit embarrassing to be looked at by Tony and Steve like this, if they have anything to say, they can go back to the room and talk about it.

But the Winter Soldier still hugged him, his arms were not tight, but he didn't intend to let go—"No, we have to wait for 2 minutes."

"What's the matter?" Wishbone asked, "Then you turn around first, look at me and say, okay?"

"No, I can't turn around now." The Winter Soldier replied, paused, and then said—"I haven't finished crying yet."

TBC

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