[Shield Iron Fork Winter] Possibility
Chapter 11 Oiling
Summary of this chapter:
Winter Soldier: I am willing to use my life savings to buy the happiness of the rest of my life.
Iron Man: You can't afford it.
Wishbone: So the most important thing you should do now is to masturbate.
Captain America: You are right.
This is a historic day.
That day Steve got up early in the morning. He carefully washed his face with facial cleanser, shaved his face with a razor, ate two extra eggs, and drank three glasses of milk.
Facing Wishbone's astonished gaze, his explanation was as follows—"I may have to consume a lot of protein tonight, so I have to supplement it throughout the day first."
Wishbone thought for a while, and then suddenly realized.He pressed Captain America's shoulder meaningfully, and said sincerely—"It's okay, just do your best. Seeing your fighting spirit, Stark is already very satisfied."
Steve thought so too, but Tony wasn't in the mood to look at it.
Tony wasn't awake when Steve woke up, and he was gone by the time Steve had finished his breakfast.Friday said that the husband is staying in the laboratory, yesterday's data has been sorted out, and he wants to finish the final programming today.
Steve held a tray and signaled to open the door for him on Friday. All sumptuous dinners had to be prepared from the morning, and he also planned to spend the whole day brewing each other's temperature and emotions.
But Friday icily locked the glass door and told him—"Please don't disturb sir, if he can't finish the coding on time, there is a 98.5% chance that he won't go back to his room to sleep tonight."
It was such a horrible statistic that Steve returned the tray to the table.
It doesn't matter, you have to be caught off guard when driving.As long as you are fully prepared, you can hit the speed of [-] by pressing the handbrake.Steve didn't mind the little blemishes, no amount of triviality was a thing until he hit the runway.
But why can the Winter Soldier enter the computer room?
And the night before, the Winter Soldier didn't show any signs of looking for Tony at all, and there was no abnormality, as usual, staring at the iron face, while eating up the breakfast for two.Then, just as Steve was stunned, he passed Friday's interception majestically and walked into the elevator behind the glass door.
"What is he going to do?" Steve looked at the back of the Winter Soldier and asked the iron mask who was wiping his mouth.
"Fuck his little arm... What else can I do besides this?" Tie Mian threw the napkin into the trash can, and began to collect the bowls again.
This is the last thing Wishbone wants to do.He is a dignified mercenary leader, a dignified special attack captain, a dignified right-hand man of Red Skull, and a dignified general of Pierce. He has a blood debt as thick as many dictionaries behind him, and his hands are covered with the brains of countless enemies. The Stark Building washes dishes.
So probably Stark will rule the world sooner or later. A few days ago, he watched an American drama called Song of Killing and Fucking. The Stark family was the most tenacious in it. Chrysanthemum of the Iron Throne.
Thinking of this, Wishbone felt a little more comforted. The old soldier always has many ways to explain himself. Besides, he didn't want to connect the fact that the Winter Soldier went to Stark with the cruel words that the soldier boy said last night.Stark is not a person who values money so much, he believes in Tony's character.
"He didn't have an agreement with Tony, did he?" Steve asked again.He wanted to finish off the breakfast that Tony didn't eat, but he lost his appetite after worrying, so he asked again uneasily, not even realizing that he didn't want to talk to Iron Face at all.
Coincidentally, Iron Face didn't want to talk to Captain America, so he shrugged and put the plates in the kitchen to wait for the lunch and dinner plates to accumulate before being washed, and then went into Stark's entertainment room.
It is a good thing to have expectations, but excessive expectations will lead to excessive physical strength.Steve still adhered to his living habits and tried his best to read some current affairs news after breakfast, but he read for half an hour and only understood the first two lines.
He decides to give up, he needs to punch.So he took the iron mask out of the game room and dragged it into the gym.
So when you have a friend who is in love or losing love by your side, it is best to stay away from him.Because at that time they had inexhaustible physical strength, but they had insane IQs.He will definitely bring your IQ to the same level, and then defeat you with his rich combat experience.
When Wishbone was laid down by Captain America for the third time, he quickly shrank to the corner and waved his hands to signal his surrender.
"Save your fucking strength to torment Stark at night, don't f*cking torment me now." Panting, he opened the mineral water and drank a couple of sips, then poured it directly over his head.
But Steve wasn't out of breath, his mind was on the coming night, he was so tense that he blocked his other senses and didn't even know he was tired.
He took off his gloves and sat next to the wishbone. He didn't want to speak at first, but he couldn't help but said—"You said that kicking me, will it have any effect?"
At that moment, the wishbone changed from fever to cold instantly, looked sideways at Steve for a while, and after confirming that the other party was not murderous, said like walking on eggshells—"Then you...do you hurt?"
Steve thought for a while, nodded and shook his head, "It hurts when you kick it, but it doesn't hurt afterward."
"That's okay," Wishbone felt relieved, "The more I suppress it, the stronger it becomes. Maybe I can kick it a few more times and it can be used as an electric drill." After speaking, he laughed hoarsely, and found that Steve didn't laugh, and then Quickly put away your smile.
When you're with someone like Captain America, you'd better be careful with your actions and facial expressions.
Steve frowned with a bitter look on his face, and it seemed that he was not convinced by the iron face.He touched his face which had been cleanly shaved enough for skating, and said anxiously—"Then do you think this is... an internal injury? You know, sometimes you can't see it from the outside, but there is already a blood clot inside. It's blocked a blood vessel, so I..."
Wishbone interrupted him with a raised hand, he didn't know what kind of blood clots or not blood clots, there is a way to test its function straightforwardly—"Just tell me, have you masturbated these two days? "
Steve froze in embarrassment, shaking his head blankly.
Crossbones sighed, put his arms around Steve's shoulders, and said, "Listen to me, you go back to your room and take out those paintings of yours or turn on the TV news and look at Mr. Stark's face and masturbate, if it works, That means you're fine, and it's absolutely brave to take it easy tonight. If it doesn't—"
Watching Steve's eyes become sharp and vigilant, Wishbone quickly dismissed the latter possibility, patted his arm vigorously, and assured him firmly—"There is no such thing as Captain America, trust me, you Absolutely no problem."
Therefore, it does not require any objective emotions to persuade friends who are in love and in love.You just have to keep telling the other person—you are right, you can do it, it is your illusion that you can’t, believe me, you will definitely live forever.
Steve understood, his pious eyes proved that he had been convinced by the iron face.And Crossbones also served his sentence and left the gym before being thrown into the hospital.
But Steve's problem is solved, but the problem of the Winter Soldier is still hanging in the air.Although he had finished his petition to Tony, Tony's expression seemed to tell him—"Stop teasing me, I'll laugh if you tease me like this."
"No, I'm serious." The Winter Soldier put his hands on his knees, sat on the chair with his back straight, and repeated to Tony again-"This is related to the happiness of the rest of my life. I use all my savings to bet .”
"I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your thinking. The point is that all your savings are not enough for me to pay Iron Face for a week. You can't afford him, and I won't let him go."
Tony crossed his hands in front of his chest. Fortunately, he was just waiting for the second data to come out, otherwise Jarvis would have sent this dead-faced guy out.
"I beg you." The Winter Soldier said, "If the money is not enough, I can protect your safety with him. I can also be hired by you, and then..."
"Then you should live in a staff room with him as a matter of course, and stay with him anytime, anywhere," Tony helped him finish the second half of the sentence, rubbing his eyes helplessly, "God, I If I really hired you, my father might jump out of the grave and electrocute me to death."
Again, whether to forgive or not is a matter for the living.But when it comes to the past, the living have to look at the face of the dead.
Tony wouldn't hire the Winter Soldier, even if he didn't really want to help Crossbones do it.But the bargaining chip given by the Winter Soldier is too...
"Well, let's make a three-chapter agreement." Tony clapped his palms, letting the data that has come out wait for a while.
The Winter Soldier regained his spirits immediately, and his back straightened even more.His eyes were so eager that they almost burned the circuit board, and Tony couldn't help but retreat behind the table, lest he get too excited and rush to strangle him by the neck.
"First of all, I will not reduce the daily salary of Iron Face, but you can pay by the hour. After ten o'clock every night, if there are no special circumstances, I can let him out, and you can be with him." Tony held up He raised a finger and observed the change of the Winter Soldier's expression.
The Winter Soldier nodded sharply.
"Secondly, you can't touch his mask, you can't molested him, you can't qiang///jian him, you can't force him to do shameful things with you, and you can't do him harm that is against the law." Tony held up He raised his second finger to make sure that Iron Face wouldn't fight the Winter Soldier.
The Winter Soldier hesitated, then nodded slowly.
"Also, once Tie Xiang raises an objection to me, I will take back the time he was given up, and everything will return to the way it is now. The final interpretation right belongs to Tony Duck, understand?"
This time the Winter Soldier didn't nod, but lowered his head in embarrassment.There are two ideas in his mind now, one is the iron face and not the wishbone, then he can meet all the conditions.But what if he is wishbone?Although he didn't know why he didn't recognize him, but he knew Crossbones. He was a guy who was stubborn until his death. If he didn't show some toughness, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to get the final answer for the rest of his life.
"Since you don't understand, I'll pretend you never looked for me. You go back, I won't tell the iron face." After Tony finished speaking, he turned to face the computer screen.
I don't know how much time has passed, Tony has already forgotten that the Winter Soldier was still sitting quietly behind him, and suddenly, the Winter Soldier's firm voice sounded again—"Okay, I promise you, are you going to ask for cash or transfer money?" ?”
Tony was so startled that he almost dropped the mouse on the ground.He came back to his senses and thought about the question about half an hour ago, and said lightly - "Anything is fine, as long as it is convenient for you, I support multiple payment methods here."
So that's about it, both cars are on the starting line.Although I don't know if there is enough oil, whether the tires have been replaced, and whether there is any problem with the instrument panel, but anyway, they look like they are ready to start.
When the Winter Soldier came out from behind the glass door again and met Steve's questioning gaze, he just said angrily—"You old virgin won't understand these things, I'll tell you after tonight! "
"I'm not an old virgin, and... aren't you an old virgin too?" Steve was puzzled, and shouted at the Winter Soldier's back.
The Winter Soldier didn't answer him, but when he passed by Tie Mian, he gave Tie Mian a hard look.
But after 2 minutes, Steve seemed to understand something, and he also glanced at Tie Mian, with a complex and dignified expression, but he didn't say much, and followed into the comrade's room.
TBC
Winter Soldier: I am willing to use my life savings to buy the happiness of the rest of my life.
Iron Man: You can't afford it.
Wishbone: So the most important thing you should do now is to masturbate.
Captain America: You are right.
This is a historic day.
That day Steve got up early in the morning. He carefully washed his face with facial cleanser, shaved his face with a razor, ate two extra eggs, and drank three glasses of milk.
Facing Wishbone's astonished gaze, his explanation was as follows—"I may have to consume a lot of protein tonight, so I have to supplement it throughout the day first."
Wishbone thought for a while, and then suddenly realized.He pressed Captain America's shoulder meaningfully, and said sincerely—"It's okay, just do your best. Seeing your fighting spirit, Stark is already very satisfied."
Steve thought so too, but Tony wasn't in the mood to look at it.
Tony wasn't awake when Steve woke up, and he was gone by the time Steve had finished his breakfast.Friday said that the husband is staying in the laboratory, yesterday's data has been sorted out, and he wants to finish the final programming today.
Steve held a tray and signaled to open the door for him on Friday. All sumptuous dinners had to be prepared from the morning, and he also planned to spend the whole day brewing each other's temperature and emotions.
But Friday icily locked the glass door and told him—"Please don't disturb sir, if he can't finish the coding on time, there is a 98.5% chance that he won't go back to his room to sleep tonight."
It was such a horrible statistic that Steve returned the tray to the table.
It doesn't matter, you have to be caught off guard when driving.As long as you are fully prepared, you can hit the speed of [-] by pressing the handbrake.Steve didn't mind the little blemishes, no amount of triviality was a thing until he hit the runway.
But why can the Winter Soldier enter the computer room?
And the night before, the Winter Soldier didn't show any signs of looking for Tony at all, and there was no abnormality, as usual, staring at the iron face, while eating up the breakfast for two.Then, just as Steve was stunned, he passed Friday's interception majestically and walked into the elevator behind the glass door.
"What is he going to do?" Steve looked at the back of the Winter Soldier and asked the iron mask who was wiping his mouth.
"Fuck his little arm... What else can I do besides this?" Tie Mian threw the napkin into the trash can, and began to collect the bowls again.
This is the last thing Wishbone wants to do.He is a dignified mercenary leader, a dignified special attack captain, a dignified right-hand man of Red Skull, and a dignified general of Pierce. He has a blood debt as thick as many dictionaries behind him, and his hands are covered with the brains of countless enemies. The Stark Building washes dishes.
So probably Stark will rule the world sooner or later. A few days ago, he watched an American drama called Song of Killing and Fucking. The Stark family was the most tenacious in it. Chrysanthemum of the Iron Throne.
Thinking of this, Wishbone felt a little more comforted. The old soldier always has many ways to explain himself. Besides, he didn't want to connect the fact that the Winter Soldier went to Stark with the cruel words that the soldier boy said last night.Stark is not a person who values money so much, he believes in Tony's character.
"He didn't have an agreement with Tony, did he?" Steve asked again.He wanted to finish off the breakfast that Tony didn't eat, but he lost his appetite after worrying, so he asked again uneasily, not even realizing that he didn't want to talk to Iron Face at all.
Coincidentally, Iron Face didn't want to talk to Captain America, so he shrugged and put the plates in the kitchen to wait for the lunch and dinner plates to accumulate before being washed, and then went into Stark's entertainment room.
It is a good thing to have expectations, but excessive expectations will lead to excessive physical strength.Steve still adhered to his living habits and tried his best to read some current affairs news after breakfast, but he read for half an hour and only understood the first two lines.
He decides to give up, he needs to punch.So he took the iron mask out of the game room and dragged it into the gym.
So when you have a friend who is in love or losing love by your side, it is best to stay away from him.Because at that time they had inexhaustible physical strength, but they had insane IQs.He will definitely bring your IQ to the same level, and then defeat you with his rich combat experience.
When Wishbone was laid down by Captain America for the third time, he quickly shrank to the corner and waved his hands to signal his surrender.
"Save your fucking strength to torment Stark at night, don't f*cking torment me now." Panting, he opened the mineral water and drank a couple of sips, then poured it directly over his head.
But Steve wasn't out of breath, his mind was on the coming night, he was so tense that he blocked his other senses and didn't even know he was tired.
He took off his gloves and sat next to the wishbone. He didn't want to speak at first, but he couldn't help but said—"You said that kicking me, will it have any effect?"
At that moment, the wishbone changed from fever to cold instantly, looked sideways at Steve for a while, and after confirming that the other party was not murderous, said like walking on eggshells—"Then you...do you hurt?"
Steve thought for a while, nodded and shook his head, "It hurts when you kick it, but it doesn't hurt afterward."
"That's okay," Wishbone felt relieved, "The more I suppress it, the stronger it becomes. Maybe I can kick it a few more times and it can be used as an electric drill." After speaking, he laughed hoarsely, and found that Steve didn't laugh, and then Quickly put away your smile.
When you're with someone like Captain America, you'd better be careful with your actions and facial expressions.
Steve frowned with a bitter look on his face, and it seemed that he was not convinced by the iron face.He touched his face which had been cleanly shaved enough for skating, and said anxiously—"Then do you think this is... an internal injury? You know, sometimes you can't see it from the outside, but there is already a blood clot inside. It's blocked a blood vessel, so I..."
Wishbone interrupted him with a raised hand, he didn't know what kind of blood clots or not blood clots, there is a way to test its function straightforwardly—"Just tell me, have you masturbated these two days? "
Steve froze in embarrassment, shaking his head blankly.
Crossbones sighed, put his arms around Steve's shoulders, and said, "Listen to me, you go back to your room and take out those paintings of yours or turn on the TV news and look at Mr. Stark's face and masturbate, if it works, That means you're fine, and it's absolutely brave to take it easy tonight. If it doesn't—"
Watching Steve's eyes become sharp and vigilant, Wishbone quickly dismissed the latter possibility, patted his arm vigorously, and assured him firmly—"There is no such thing as Captain America, trust me, you Absolutely no problem."
Therefore, it does not require any objective emotions to persuade friends who are in love and in love.You just have to keep telling the other person—you are right, you can do it, it is your illusion that you can’t, believe me, you will definitely live forever.
Steve understood, his pious eyes proved that he had been convinced by the iron face.And Crossbones also served his sentence and left the gym before being thrown into the hospital.
But Steve's problem is solved, but the problem of the Winter Soldier is still hanging in the air.Although he had finished his petition to Tony, Tony's expression seemed to tell him—"Stop teasing me, I'll laugh if you tease me like this."
"No, I'm serious." The Winter Soldier put his hands on his knees, sat on the chair with his back straight, and repeated to Tony again-"This is related to the happiness of the rest of my life. I use all my savings to bet .”
"I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your thinking. The point is that all your savings are not enough for me to pay Iron Face for a week. You can't afford him, and I won't let him go."
Tony crossed his hands in front of his chest. Fortunately, he was just waiting for the second data to come out, otherwise Jarvis would have sent this dead-faced guy out.
"I beg you." The Winter Soldier said, "If the money is not enough, I can protect your safety with him. I can also be hired by you, and then..."
"Then you should live in a staff room with him as a matter of course, and stay with him anytime, anywhere," Tony helped him finish the second half of the sentence, rubbing his eyes helplessly, "God, I If I really hired you, my father might jump out of the grave and electrocute me to death."
Again, whether to forgive or not is a matter for the living.But when it comes to the past, the living have to look at the face of the dead.
Tony wouldn't hire the Winter Soldier, even if he didn't really want to help Crossbones do it.But the bargaining chip given by the Winter Soldier is too...
"Well, let's make a three-chapter agreement." Tony clapped his palms, letting the data that has come out wait for a while.
The Winter Soldier regained his spirits immediately, and his back straightened even more.His eyes were so eager that they almost burned the circuit board, and Tony couldn't help but retreat behind the table, lest he get too excited and rush to strangle him by the neck.
"First of all, I will not reduce the daily salary of Iron Face, but you can pay by the hour. After ten o'clock every night, if there are no special circumstances, I can let him out, and you can be with him." Tony held up He raised a finger and observed the change of the Winter Soldier's expression.
The Winter Soldier nodded sharply.
"Secondly, you can't touch his mask, you can't molested him, you can't qiang///jian him, you can't force him to do shameful things with you, and you can't do him harm that is against the law." Tony held up He raised his second finger to make sure that Iron Face wouldn't fight the Winter Soldier.
The Winter Soldier hesitated, then nodded slowly.
"Also, once Tie Xiang raises an objection to me, I will take back the time he was given up, and everything will return to the way it is now. The final interpretation right belongs to Tony Duck, understand?"
This time the Winter Soldier didn't nod, but lowered his head in embarrassment.There are two ideas in his mind now, one is the iron face and not the wishbone, then he can meet all the conditions.But what if he is wishbone?Although he didn't know why he didn't recognize him, but he knew Crossbones. He was a guy who was stubborn until his death. If he didn't show some toughness, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to get the final answer for the rest of his life.
"Since you don't understand, I'll pretend you never looked for me. You go back, I won't tell the iron face." After Tony finished speaking, he turned to face the computer screen.
I don't know how much time has passed, Tony has already forgotten that the Winter Soldier was still sitting quietly behind him, and suddenly, the Winter Soldier's firm voice sounded again—"Okay, I promise you, are you going to ask for cash or transfer money?" ?”
Tony was so startled that he almost dropped the mouse on the ground.He came back to his senses and thought about the question about half an hour ago, and said lightly - "Anything is fine, as long as it is convenient for you, I support multiple payment methods here."
So that's about it, both cars are on the starting line.Although I don't know if there is enough oil, whether the tires have been replaced, and whether there is any problem with the instrument panel, but anyway, they look like they are ready to start.
When the Winter Soldier came out from behind the glass door again and met Steve's questioning gaze, he just said angrily—"You old virgin won't understand these things, I'll tell you after tonight! "
"I'm not an old virgin, and... aren't you an old virgin too?" Steve was puzzled, and shouted at the Winter Soldier's back.
The Winter Soldier didn't answer him, but when he passed by Tie Mian, he gave Tie Mian a hard look.
But after 2 minutes, Steve seemed to understand something, and he also glanced at Tie Mian, with a complex and dignified expression, but he didn't say much, and followed into the comrade's room.
TBC
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