There is only one Ruan Youxi in the world

The toothache was a bit severe, so Lin Yitong took me to the pharmacy to buy some medicine.When I came back, I saw a hospital at the gate of the community, which was quite big.

Lin Yitong said, "Look, we are so close to the hospital."

I looked at the hospital and said, "Well, it will be convenient to have an abortion in the future."

Lin Yitong patted me on the head and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

I was covering my cheeks just now, and now I am covering my head, and said, "If you don't knock it out, will it still be born?"

Lin Yitong couldn't help but said, "Get married first, and then give birth."

I rubbed my cheeks and said, "I never thought of marrying you."

Lin Yitong stopped talking.

The last time I said this was two years ago.At that time, Lin Yitong was not a teacher, but a student.At that time, classmate Lin also stopped talking.

Speaking of this, I have to thank our good classmate Jianjian.

Ruan Youxi and I are different in everything except gender.Lian and I are the same in everything except gender.

Especially the three views.

At that time, I only dated Lin Yitong. It seemed that I went to a hotel outside the school. Lin Yitong had just come out of the shower and was ready to have a big fight with great interest, when he saw me getting dressed.

Lin Yitong hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Play by yourself for a while, and I'll save the world."

Then he rushed out of the hotel.

Five minutes ago, when Lin Yitong was washing himself in the bathroom, I stripped myself and lay on the bed waiting for him.Qianqian made a phone call and shouted: "Ayu, come quickly, a teacher has a large number of homosexuals on the school forum, and no one below dares to reply. I can't fight alone, come to Jianghu for help!" So I quickly put on my clothes and rushed Go to the Internet cafe where Jianjian is.

Find the card slot where Jianjian is, sit down next to it, and say, "Send me the link."

Qianjian tapped on the keyboard and said, "Okay!"

The school forum is monitored by the information department, and students can find links in their replies.That's why Jianjian moved to an Internet cafe, but he is so eloquent that he can't type!So come to me for an assist.

I opened the link and saw a high math teacher post: "Homosexuality is a mental illness!"

Only the cheap little vest replied: "How can it be a mental illness? You don't have to accept it, but you can't insult it."

I smacked my lips, cheap, where is your superb kung fu?

I built a little vest and posted: "Then we are all sick. You can love a cat or a dog, why can't you love someone like you?"

Jianjian continued: "That's right! I don't feel anything wrong, I didn't feel sorry for anyone, and I didn't violate morality."

As soon as we agreed, the divers started to commotion.

Diving No. [-]: "Sexual orientation is a choice, and everyone should respect each other."

I casually tore a piece of paper on the card holder next to it, which looked like a hamburger, and took out a lipstick from the bag, which read:

1: male and female: xx+xy=1＝＞x+y=1;

2: male male: xy+xy=1＝＞xy=1/2;

3: female female: xx+xx=1＝＞xx=1/2;

And draw a graph of the three equations with the xy coordinate axis.I took a picture and uploaded it to the reply area.

我发：“1成立，2和3即成立；2和3不成立，1何解？”

Dive No. [-] replied: "It's also great to count this as a math problem. Applause."

Dive No. [-] replied: "I like it, you are so talented. Although I don't understand it very well."

Diving No. [-] reply: "I don't know what's going on. Give me a thumbs up."

Jianjian also joined in the fun: "I have returned my math to the teacher."

I posted: "The solution of 1 is a line, the solution of 2 is a plane, and the solution of 3 is a point. Connect points to form a line, and turn a line to form a plane. If the line is established, why the plane and the point cannot be established? This is what my math teacher said. The elementary school math teacher said, I think he is a good person."

Qianqian scolded me "Cao", and then replied on the forum: "Kneel, I want to write down and post an article, the god will not sue me for copyright infringement."

I was amused, this guy was pretending to be a vest, the forum replied to him: "Hahaha, no, remember Aite, I will forward it!"

Cheeky replied: "Yeah."

Diving No. [-] replied: "The math teacher is so cute! Kiss on the face."

Diving No. [-] reply: "To put it bluntly, I really didn't see it. I have learned mathematics for nothing these years. I covered my face and cried."

Cheaply replied: "Actually, I don't understand either. Shy face."

I replied: "Otherwise, I don't understand, and I will be consistent with everyone~"

Diving No. [-]: "Isn't the second solution a line?"

I replied: "Curves, hyperbolas enclose surfaces."

Diving No. [-] reply: "Inverse proportional function. Awesome!"

Dive No. 1: "Why is it equal to [-]?"

I replied: "Two people are called for a lifetime. If they change in the middle, they can be multiplied by N."

Diving No. [-] replied: "Wow, there is such an operation. Like it."

I replied: "I'm just an NPC, applaud everyone to make a fortune together!"

Cheap hair: "Why do I calculate that 2 and 3 are both true, but 1 is not true? Could it be that I really answered the sentence: the same sex is true love? But it is good that 1 is not true."

I sent: "Yeah, a fellow!"

Diving six times: "If they are all gay, how can they reproduce..."

I replied: "Humanity is endangered to the point where all people need to be united in order to reproduce? It's really to that point... I'll drink my saliva first."

Diving seven times: "This is unscientific..."

I replied: "Archimedes believed in science, how can you say he is not a good person? He likes men."

Dive one, two, three, four back terrified faces.

"There are so many non-mainstream celebrities?"

"I really don't understand this."

I replied: "A lot, it's normal. The world is too big, and we know too little. It's just Adam and Eve with bruised nose and swollen face."

Diving one, two, three, and four replies.

I sent: "Come, come, shake hands for the gangsters. Goodbye, we are still good friends."

Cheaply replied: "Shake hands."

Diving one, two, three, four, five, etc., reply: "Shake hands."

Cheap reply: "The stinky smell is similar to the king's drink, and it is tied to the side of the horse and tall building and weeping willows."

I replied: "Singing for the king, cooking tea under the begonia in the wild pavilion."

Cheaply replied: "It's fun to cook sheep and slaughter cattle, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time."

I replied: "Pick up flowers and gather honey to make fun, no less than a thousand cups, no less than going down the mountain."

Cheaply replied: "Shake hands again for the gangsters."

I replied: "Shake hands."

……

The following discussion changed the topic, but many private messages to me and cheap diving.I didn't reply either, anyway, I only use this vest once.

I turned off the computer, and I didn't talk to Jianjian.I threw the remaining half of lipstick to Jianjian, gave him a tacit high-five, and quickly ran to the hotel.

In the hotel, Lin got dressed, sat on the bed, and broke up with me.We had only dated for less than a month at the time.

I didn't cry or make a fuss. I sat on the chair opposite him and said with a sigh of relief: "Actually, you really don't have to be so anxious. I never thought about marrying you. I just want to have a good relationship with you, even in the past few years." together."

Then, Lin Yitong stopped talking.

I didn't say anything, just went to take a shower.When he came out, Lin Yitong stripped himself naked.We were silent and did what we had to do.

So, from the very beginning, I was him, the unnamed lover.