The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Time is the best medicine. What you can't ask for is not happy, and you are unwilling to be satisfied. After years of washing, let's look back.

Yufo opened the chair for Wu Wulin to sit in, and Wu Wulin greeted him politely.After more than two years, the two parties who once thought it was difficult to face each other peacefully, just sat facing each other so simply and plainly.

It's just... Although time has washed away the unspeakable entanglements, the old feelings are hard to recover.Wu Lin, who once regarded himself as a patron, can no longer regard the young man opposite him as a junior who needs to be taken care of, and the lure Buddha, who was full of longing and admiration for Wu Lin, can no longer be as innocent as before.

Wu Wulin observed this young man carefully, saying that he was younger than Feng Qingmo, but he no longer had the frizz that people of this age are used to. Compared with two years ago, he has really changed a lot.

Wu Wulin's gaze and silence made Youfo quite embarrassed, and suddenly smiled: "Fifth brother, you are still the same, if others don't talk, you can grow old in silence forever."

Wu Wulin smiled slightly, "You have changed a bit."

"which aspect?"

"Looks like a man."

"..." Youfo rubbed his nose, "Fifth brother, you can't say that, it sounds like provocation."

Fifth Lin was a little startled: "Oh yes, I should say you are much more mature."

"Okay, okay." At this time, the Buddha couldn't help laughing: "I'm not young anymore... Go up a few hundred years, and people at my age will become fathers."

Wu Wulin smiled, and said directly: "Xiaoyuan said you quit the game circle, and came back?"

He's a guy... His speech is really a bit unpleasant.Fortunately, Youfo is also quite familiar with him, and has long been used to his style, so he nodded directly and smiled: "It must have been more than a year since I quit, I can't think about it myself. Think about it later, I What's so hypocritical, life is boring without games." Time has passed, and he has nothing to be ashamed to say, "When this game comes out, the whole village in my hometown is playing it, so I can't hold it back. I'm staying. Even though I knew you were there, I just never had the nerve to come to you."

After a pause, Youfo was quite embarrassed: "Xiaoyuan...is he also playing this game? I haven't contacted him all this time."

"Also." Fifth Lin said briefly.

Youfo scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and said bravely, "I came to you so brazenly because I felt that I wanted to talk to you face to face."

"Okay." Fifth Lin nodded.

His attitude made the Buddha relax a bit.After taking a long breath, he tried to make his expression more natural: "I...I like women." When he said these words, it was like pushing away the burden on himself, tempting him to really let go, "I like women. When I see beautiful women, I can't help but look at them more, especially girls with short hair and refreshing style. Just seeing them laughing and talking makes me feel happy." He smiled and looked at the table next to him. , "If I'm looking for a girlfriend, I'm definitely looking for this type."

Wu Wulin followed his line of sight and looked over without saying a word.

"Fifth Brother, I'm not...the one who can't do it if you're not a man." Youfo bowed his head slightly, embarrassed, "I couldn't calm down at the time, I thought I couldn't live if you didn't obey me, so ugly. Bad beating... I have tossed away all the affection that should have been there." This young man is still too young, no matter how good his mental construction is, he can't help being embarrassed at this point, and his voice has become nasal in the end.

No matter how low EQ is, Fifth Lin knew that he should show his attitude: "It's okay." After a pause, "Who didn't make mistakes when they were young. Besides, sexual orientation is not a defect, you can freely choose what you like People are rights that everyone has.”

The Buddha said hurriedly: "I'm telling the truth, in fact, I can be both male and female..." When he said this, he realized that he had said something wrong, and quickly changed his words, "I mean, I have liked you as a male—" He His head drooped again, "You are the only one, I will like girls in the future...so, so..." He fell silent again, and after a while, he raised his head to peek at Fifth Lin, "... Fifth brother, let's still be friends and brothers like before, okay?"

Some people can be friends. This friend is not the kind of casual acquaintance, but if you lose this friend, you will feel regretful and regretful.Yan Yun in the past, and now the lure Buddha, before they fell into the pit they dug for themselves, they had a close friendship with Wu Wulin.

Fifth Lin is not a cold person. He often feels difficult to get along with, but in his mind, the weight of the relationship between people is by no means the same as that casually mentioned when drinking and bragging. Kind of worthless "brother".He looked into Youfo's eyes and said seriously, "You don't like me anymore?"

"I like it." The Buddha is also very serious, "But it's not the kind of liking that has to be a lover with you, but the kind of liking for appreciation, admiration, and wanting to get close to you."

... This guy is honest enough. Of course, if it weren't for this kind of personality, it would be impossible for Fifth Lin to pay attention to him that day.

"Yan Yun, you don't understand one thing." Fifth Lin shook his head, "Actually, you took your favor and yearning for me as what you thought of as feelings. I was three years older than you. At that time, you It seems that I am in line with your assumption of a mature man... What you like is actually me in your mind, not me." He raised his hand to stop the temptation Buddha who wanted to speak, "I have also had this kind of period, in fact, many Everyone has experienced this age. It’s just that most people don’t have your enthusiasm and action, so most people go through this period of ignorant longing for the same sex, and the kind of ‘like’ will disappear.”

"...It's not like that." Youfo was a little anxious, "It's not like that, fifth brother, listen to me—"

"Don't doubt, Yan Yun, you are a straight man, and your acceptance of the same sex is not as high as you think." Fifth Lin sighed, "If I cooperate with you and make you sink, maybe you will continue to make mistakes, and you can It's wrong to be wrong. But your 'like' is still a long way from 'love'."

The words that Youfo wanted to say fell back into his throat, and he slowly lowered his raised hand.Being able to hang around with a gay ID without hesitation, this also explains his sexuality to a certain extent.The affirmative action law has been implemented for many years, and same-sex marriage is no longer the forbidden situation that was discriminated against decades ago. Teenagers will be curious about taboo things, and when things lose their mystery, they lose their appeal to teenagers.Yan Yun's admiration for Wu Wulin was true back then, but as Wu Wulin said, that kind of feeling is not love.

"Straight men and straight women all have potential homosexuality, and the proportion of straight women is particularly high. It is true that many straight people can spend their lives with same-sex couples by chance, but Yan Yun, it must be based on very, very deep love. Come on." Wu Lin thought of something, a wry smile appeared on his face, and he shook his head slightly, "Okay, let's not talk about this. I'm glad you can come out."

Youfo was very upset: "I said Fifth Brother, you said that you are only three years older than me. Your tone makes me think you are 30 years older than me."

Being able to say this kind of thing proves that he really let go.Fifth Lin smiled and said: "If you want to prove that you are more mature than me in this respect, then you will have to work hard."

The Buddha stared at him, and sincerely said, "Fifth brother, don't you regret it? Without a suitor like me who is so enthusiastic and can tolerate your bad words, who else can you go with in the future? Don't worry about Zhu Gu. born?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

The atmosphere at their table was quite tense before, and the friends next to them didn't dare to come over.Now that the atmosphere was relaxed, Xiao Wenyuan shook over in a timely manner, "Fifth brother, let me introduce your friend."

"This is Yanyun." Fifth Lin said casually, and then he slapped his head, "I forgot, 14, you come here."

The pseudo-mother pastor who was helping Leng Qiubai came over with a confused face about to jump off the 14th floor.

Fifth Lin got up and put his shoulders on the 14th floor, and raised his chin at the same confused Lufo, "Excuse me, this is the pastor of our club who is going to jump from the 14th floor. 14, this guy who followed you is my former college junior , the current ID is called Youfo, just call him Yanyun."

"What do you mean follow me?" the 14th floor asked strangely.

When he didn't speak, he was just a cute girl with short hair and pure style. When he opened his mouth...it was a thick bass voice. At first, he didn't understand what Wu Lin was up to. His eyes straightened, and he fell under the chair with a "bang lang" up.

"Yan Yun, it's not easy to go straight, so be careful not to take a detour." Fifth Lin said solemnly.

In a state of embarrassment, Youfo supported the table and climbed up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Fifth Brother, you've learned badly..."

The next day when Yang Rui went online, Wu Wulin called him to Jenny's Tavern to meet his newcomer, "Everyone, let's get to know each other. This is my friend Yufo, a former college junior, and he's a good hunter."

When Yang Rui went offline yesterday, the team's winning streak had reached 46 games, and after another five consecutive victories, they would enter the qualifying round.Fifth Lin has said that the new hunters here are doing well, which is equivalent to saying that people can directly enter the team. No one doubts this; the "Jun's Landing" team that can add eight people now only has seven main players and substitutes , can also fit.The more critical issue is the rotation of the main force and the substitute.

Yang Rui still wanted to say hello to Youfo, but Jun Wuyou and his sisters were the first to speak out: "We have no shortcomings with a hunter. The problem is, who should we replace as a substitute for our team?"

Mo Shengsheng looked at her in astonishment: "You are so shameless in what you said, you treat yourself as the main force without blushing or panting? If you don't replace me as a substitute, who else can I replace?"

Jun Wuyou said impatiently: "What are you pretending to be, you and the dog knight are in the same position, do you know that, you two go down, change to Cangshang, and the fifth brother's friend's position will come out."

"I—shit?!" Kelong didn't expect to be shot while pretending to be a quail, "Sister, to be reasonable, I joined the team and played all night! And what do you mean by your sensual dog knight? "

Xiao Wenyuan, who didn't want to grab the main position, laughed heartlessly: "Yeah, it shouldn't be called that. Dogs are human's little friends. How can you insult a dog?"

"You little boy is in a mess, don't you—"

"Lao Ke, Wen Yuan, take it easy, don't pinch them again like them." Yang Rui wiped the sweat off his brow, pointed at his life-and-death enemies who had retreated out of the tavern to exchange punches and kicks on the street, and looked at the first The hunter next to Wulin said, "Brother lure Buddha... Hey, I said your ID is not easy to call?"

"Call me Yanyun." Youfo said quickly, "Hello, big brother. Fifth brother said that you have played professional Muay Thai. I haven't seen a martial arts master yet. Please take care of me in the future."

This guy is quite familiar, no wonder he came here all night and got to know everyone better, Yang Rui laughed: "Wu Lin master, this is not applicable. The friend of the fifth child is the friend of everyone, there is nothing to take care of." looked after."

"Yan Yun, don't be too nervous, Yang Liu is very nice." Xiao Wenyuan smiled, "It looks scary, but he has a good temper. Don't touch his bottom line, he won't be angry at all."

Wu Wulin is quite strict in choosing friends. He is willing to introduce people to everyone face to face. Everyone is at ease, and Xiao Wenyuan's attitude has improved very quickly.

"What do you mean I look scary, Wen Yuan, why are you slandering me like this for newcomers?" Yang Rui was annoyed.

"That's not true. In reality, when I saw arms as thick as my calves, I walked around them. If someone patted me lightly, I would have to be hospitalized." Xiao Wenyuan said happily.

"Hey, you're still delicious. Anyone who sees them likes to take pictures of you!" Yang Rui scolded with a smile.

When Youfo heard that he was a newcomer, he had a slightly resentful expression on his face. He should have met Wu Lindi first... Looking at this lively group, he was a little envious.The game is a world different from the real world, and it is easier for people to show their true nature in this virtual space.And being able to get a group of friends who can trust each other in the game is a memory that people will never forget even after leaving the game.

Tao Zi didn't go to the panda group today, and it was quite amusing to hear Jun Wuyou and her two arguing about the team's starting position: "I really want to play with you, fifth brother, let us go when the pressure is gone." Let's go see the world~"

Fifth Lin said calmly: "It's okay, you can learn more from Cangcang, you don't need to practice double cultivation, if you can play milk riding well, I will take you with you."

Taozi lay down on the table: "I can't learn it——"

"It's useless to act like a baby, unless the enemy team can be scared out of the field by your acting like a baby, or you consider going down and putting on punk makeup." Fifth Lin said seriously.

"Fifth Brother, you are too cruel, Yang Yang, please comfort me!" Tao Zi laughed and cried.

"..." Youfo looked at Fifth Lin in astonishment, wow, fifth brother still jokes with girls?When did he become such a fifth land? !

Brother Kelong cheekily leaned over to Fifth Lin: "I said, fifth, if I don't fight today, it's okay for me to be the first choice on the official live broadcast station after entering the qualifying match, how about it?"

Wu Wulin looked at him calmly: "Old Ke, your role is to use your fame as a cover to sow hatred before the actual strength of our team is exposed. After entering the qualifying round, it will be displayed in the public eye. I want you What's the use?"

Kelong made a gesture to flip the table: "You go! I don't have a brother like you!"

"Hey, it's almost enough, don't touch the table with your hands, otherwise you will be ashamed if you don't have the strength to lift this solid wooden table and the truth will be exposed..."

"Five! To be honest, if you want to keep your father's chastity, you should continue to be a brother!" Brother Kelong made a big move.

"I choose three, close the door and let you worry-free."

"...Brother! Give me a way out!"

"...!!" Youfo looked at Wu Lin in horror, wow, is this still his fifth brother?Did he have a memory problem or did he log in to the game in the wrong posture today? !

Fifth Lin looked at the time, got up and left the table, "It's almost there, let's start the fight."

Yang Rui let go of Xiao Wenyuan, who was fighting with him, and looked at the two strong women who were still tearing apart: "Are they not done yet?"

Fifth Lin said calmly: "Sister Jun took away the blood-sucking sword before she went offline last night, and Mo Shengsheng asked Cang Hai Cangcang to borrow the hammer that hits the blue as soon as she came up today... The two of them won't be able to finish the fight in a while, so let's go!" Don't wait for them." As he spoke, he opened the team panel, although the team was built by Jun Wuyou, he had already found an excuse to ask the captain to come over, because with the waywardness of those sisters... no one dared to get angry Bet on her.First remove Xiao Wenyuan, who has no time to play in the arena in a short time, from the team, and then call the fake priest to jump over the 14th floor, "I will bring 14 into the arena today. He is good at operations, but his attributes are relatively weak..."

Next, Wu Wulin looked at Ke Long with a benevolent look: "Old Ke, for the sake of brotherhood, I will agree to your terms. Don't let me down." Brother Long kicked out of the team and pulled Cang Hai Cang Cang into the team...

The nth duel between Jun Wuyou and Mo Shengsheng was tied. The two girls were panting like dogs in July, crawling into Jenny's Tavern without any image, "I'm going?! Where are they?"

Xiao Wenyuan was being grabbed and nagged by the aggrieved Brother Kelong, and he said indifferently: "I'm going to play in the arena, aren't we almost entering the qualifying round?"

"Why didn't you wait for me!!" The two strong women were in sync at this moment.

Xiao Wenyuan tried his best to shake off Lao Ke who had transformed into Mrs. Xianglin, squatted down in front of the two girls lying on the ground, and said earnestly: "You two also help out. On the first day when Fifth Brother's old friend came, you showed us like this. What about the image of the guild? If there is any disagreement, we will tear each other up, and if we disagree, we will fight duels. What do people think of us? I am too embarrassed to recruit people into the guild, do you know? The name of our guild is stupid enough. If you don’t pay attention to the influence, then who can see that our guild is reliable..."

For those who are honest and upright, what they are most afraid of is not quarreling, but playing the emotional card and being reasonable. Mo Shengsheng, who completely exposed his nature and let himself go, was talked about embarrassingly by Xiao Wenyuan, and bowed his head in embarrassment.

With a tone of hatred for iron and steel, Xiao Wenyuan was so upset that he couldn't even raise his head. Xiao Wenyuan pretended to be sad on his face: "Miss Mo, you used to be the first member of "Deadly Handsome". A pastor, Miss Jun, you have also been a guild manager, and you know that it is not easy for a guild to build an image... Of course, I understand you, playing games and wronging yourself for worrying about other people's opinions, this designation can't... Don't say it I'm sorry, Yang Liu, fifth brother, who in this guild doesn't know your personalities, we understand, but outsiders may not understand... After all, everyone is doing it for the good of the guild, but the way of giving is different, let's not talk about it today Anything else, let's do it together!"

... As he said this, he naturally put the two thorns and super thugs who could survive under Yang Rui's hands for 8 seconds into his elite group. I was dizzy and dragged the two out before I regained my normal thinking ability, and started today's activity of chasing and killing quack seeds...

When it comes to cleaning up the mess, Xiao Wenyuan, a winner in life with high EQ, dares to pat his chest on his chest...

On the other side, the "Jun's Landing" team, which entered the competition with a lineup of two rookies, won a grand prize in the first competition tonight.

"Yan Yunyuan...it's Xiaoyuan, isn't he, is he still using this ID?" In the preparation area of ​​the game map, Youfo looked at the information of the enemy team list and couldn't laugh or cry.

"The team of "Disobedience to the Wind", with the hunter Junziben, is the main team. Junziben and my favorite Iron Triangle team are ranked well in the three-player field. It seems that they are ready to fight in the five-player field. "Fifth Lin is also looking at the information of the enemy team, "80 wins and 57 draws in 0 games, the record is not bad, and it can still adapt to a five-player game."

"I'm willing to have no ID?" Yang Rui didn't understand.

"I would rather not have to play in the preliminaries. After all, I am a first-line e-sports player. I can get used to it after two qualifying rounds." Fifth Lin glanced at his friends, "The hunter Junzi on the opposite side is the same as that warrior. Except for Yang Liu, the players who have reached high rankings in the three-player field with me, everyone will try to avoid going one-on-one with these two for a while."

After saying this, Fifth Lin knew that it was unnecessary. The five people in the team now, except him and Yang Rui, who are tempting Buddha, jumping from the 14th floor and Cang Hai Cang Cang. One of these three is counted as one, and they are all like Yang Rui. Obedient, good command.

... Without Jun Wuyou's thorns, Wu Lin would still be a little unaccustomed to it in a short period of time.

"...During the trial period, 14, don't pass me. The opening firefight won't be too intense. Just leave it to Cang Cang to increase the blood. Cang Cang, try to touch the opposite fighter. If the fighter doesn't come after you, don't go either. Between me and Stand by near the 14th floor to guard against the sneak attack of the thief Yan Yunyuan. Yanyun, you report your attack and defense data to me, go up and shoot with Junzi Bena hunter, and I will calculate his attack and defense. Yangliu, the opposite side is Acquaintances, we can't take advantage of the other party's unpreparedness, so you don't need to charge first, follow the old rules and see my reminder."

"It's a tough battle, everyone cheers up."

At the same time as Wu Wulin spoke, the five people in the preparation area opposite were in the same situation, or even worse...

"Who stepped on shit this morning? There are so many teams, how did we meet Yang Liuyang?!" Jun Ziben grinned at that bad luck.

"It's better to meet them in the qualifying round than to meet them in the qualifying round." His teammate in the three-player field, the fighter, was quite pleased with it, grinning.

"46 victories in a row... Oh my god, the teams they met were too badass, why didn't anyone expose it on the competitive forum?" green.

"It's because I met Yang Liuyang and I don't want to expose it. How can we be unlucky ourselves." The soldier was still grinning.

Yan Yunyuan didn't pay much attention to Yang Liuyang, her eyes were fixed on Fifth Lin, the ID of the enemy team list, and her mood was very complicated... If he had a choice, he really didn't want to meet him again so soon.

"In the past, when a rider fought against Yang Liuyang, he suffered a loss because he had to take him down first." Gentleman Ben slapped his thigh, "Now let's not say that no matter whether we win or lose, we should at least kill Yang Liuyang, and ignore them all. That Dogecoin! Kill his teammates and see how invincible he is!"