The Invincible Dad of Online Games

"I was wrong... This is not a talent market, this is a wedding scene... Married on the spot and divorced, relatives and friends from both families are in battle... I'm sorry, leave this kind of thing to the Civil Affairs Bureau to have a headache, come to us What are you doing..."

Yang Rui muttered in the guild channel with a pale face, none of the little friends who used to jump out to make jokes didn't make a sound.

Xiao Wenyuan sat next to him in embarrassment, and next to him was Ke Long, who had no love for him.Tangzha and Whispering are also there, and it can be seen that they arrived at the scene earlier, because they are both as embarrassed as Xiao Wenyuan, and their robes have been pulled...

The wooden door of Jenny's Tavern was wide open, and the inside and outside were crowded with players. The army of spectators blocked this section of the road, and even the nearby NPCs crowded together with the players.Even the NPC proprietress who seldom shows up in front of the players is now standing behind the bar counter with the waiter and the barmaid. If the background of this game is not the magical Middle Ages, they should be eating sunflower seeds at this moment...

The crying and quarreling continued, and there were many people on both sides.Of course, after the great god Yang Liuyang arrived at the scene, the pushing and fighting caused by emotional agitation disappeared, and both parties could still control their rationality.It’s just that the acting is even harder. The opera concert is mixed with Peking Opera and Qin Opera. If the bursts of sound waves have substance, if you hang a row of white cloth and place a coffin or something, some people will believe that this is a fight between the deceased sons and daughters of 80 billion billionaires.

"I'm dying. I haven't figured out what they're talking about for a long time. Wen Yuan, is this what happened when they came?" Yang Rui asked for help in panic.

"It wasn't like this at the beginning... Hey, I can't tell. Where are Qiubai and Qiubai? Tell me." Xiao Wenyuan shouted on the guild channel.

From the shadow on the side of the bar where the proprietress Jenny and all the employees were, two girls came out one after another. The one at the head straightened up and wiped her bangs, looking much more embarrassed than Xiao Wenyuan: "I'm here... Forget it, if I don't go out, I will I'll tell you guys here." As she spoke, she backed away again.

... This black-bellied girl was actually frightened, what a loss.

"Look at the third table on the left, the woman in red dress on the side, she is the boss who placed the order, and the two body movements next to her are particularly big, they can be regarded as the boss's followers."

"The boss came first, and when he came, he started to cry. The two of her followers started talking about things. They wanted to kill a member of the elite group of the "Tianjiao" guild. Tiao Chuan and the boss thought she was the original heroine, but now something happened and found out that she was also the female supporting role, so he was not convinced, and found a group of friends to pool a few hundred gold to kill that Guaguazi. "

"But servant No. 2 felt that this was not enough, so he interceded, saying that the few hundred dollars is a little less, and can he kill the other little bitches..."

"I just can't do that, we have to verify it. And we're not a neighborhood committee that handles relationships between men and women. If you want to have an n-corner relationship, we don't care..."

"They were emotional, not to mention calmly explaining what was going on, but eager to tell the truth and call a group of relatives and friends to witness, that is, those standing at the fourth to fifth tables on the left. "

"Witness A brought relatives and friends with him when Witness F came. There happened to be a woman among the relatives and friends who was one of the female partners who cheated on Quaguazi. She was the one who was standing in the middle of the field with her hips on her hips. Since I don't know what happened to Quaguazi I didn't number this female supporting role, so let's call her female supporting role X for the time being."

"Before the female supporting role X came, she didn't know that the incident involved the glorious love history of Guaguazi, and she didn't know that the hat on her head had already turned green. She was more excited than the boss and the boss's followers. She slapped the table on the spot and shouted. people……"

"Wait, wait..." Yang Rui felt that he couldn't breathe, his head was going into a coma, "Is this a matter of the "Tianjiao" guild? Call back and let "Tianjiao" take care of it?"

"That's really not true. Only Guaguazi and a few people are members of "Tianjiao", and the rest are scattered people and others." Leng Qiubai said, "The female supporting role X is the life player of "Shuaishi". Among the relatives and friends of "Zongheng", there are also members of the small guild."

Yang Rui covered his chest: "Then... let's continue talking."

"Okay. Anyway, they just wanted to clarify this matter. They called so many people over and over again, and then it became more and more difficult and confusing. Now the one who is arguing the most with the boss is the female partner N, just like the boss. She is a casual player, but she is relatively rich. The first thing that happened was the quarrel between the two of them, and after the quarrel, they found out that the boyfriend is the same. This female supporting role N has not joined the club, but has a good relationship with the people in the "Tianjiao" group, and found that the hat When it was green, I found a group of friends to fight with the boss, and the boss pooled money to place an order if he couldn't beat the fight. The boss wanted to kill Quaguazi, and the female partner N wanted to keep Quaguazi, and she would double the amount the boss paid. Also place an order to kill all the people who the boss leads and helps the boss..."

"The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry vs. the Coexistence of Beauty and Wisdom" suddenly wailed in the guild, it was so complicated that I couldn't understand what to do!

"Be quiet, be quiet!" Xiao Wenyuan came out to clear the screen.

Leng Qiubai continued, with a weak voice: "At that time, when I saw that the situation was not right, I came out and said that we would help the management and not Jin, and we would only help where there was a reason. They said to each other that they had a reason, and continued to shout. Witness..." At this point, Leng Qiubai swallowed and said weakly, "Then...he called Lying Gun A, the one next to the wooden door with arms crossed, surrounded by more than a dozen people, they are still there There is no end to tearing up."

"This Lying Gun A is someone who has not been used by Gua Gua Guazi... Gua Guazi declared to the outside world that Lie Gun A seduced him in a fancy way. No, the boss also decided that Lying Gun A was a little slut, but now he felt something was wrong, so he called someone over."

There was booing in the guild, and Brother Miankelong said with a pale face: "Fuck...I can't help but admire that dogecoin."

Yang Rui pressed his throbbing temples: "Isn't this very simple, just wash away the croak seeds? Tell that woman... how can a decent man flirt like this? Wow, it’s pretty useless!”

"..." Although Kelong knew that Yang Rui was not targeting him, he still shivered.

Leng Qiubaidan said painfully: "We outsiders must think so... Gua Gua Gua Zi is here, the one next to the female supporting role N, and he has brought a lot of people. What he said was only related to the female partner from the beginning. The partner N has a good relationship, has never pursued the boss, the female partner X and the lying gun A are all seduced by others, so he can’t splash dirty water. What’s more nonsense is that, aside from the lying gun A, neither the boss nor the female partner X I can't prove myself, because when Gua Gua Gua Zi got along with them, he coaxed them to say that everyone knew each other, and he was embarrassed if he made the relationship public. No one knows that Guaguazi is in a relationship with the boss and female supporting role X. But in the group of "Tianjiao", there are several people who can prove that Guguaguazi and female supporting role N have been dating for a long time."

All the people who read this passage in the guild channel were speechless, sincerely, the real version of n-corner love Infernal Affairs is almost catching up with the exciting level of the movie.

"Hehe..." Wu Lin, who had been silent until now, spoke up, "There is nothing wrong with telling others. To hide the feelings that should be upright, no matter how nice the words are, it is nothing but shameful."

"Then we should kill that dogecoin!" Yang Ruiguang became angry when he heard it, "A woman can be said to be delusional, but two women have both?! And what about the girl lying on the gun? Everything has been dragged into this paste bucket!"

Fifth Lin immediately said: "Let's see, it's unreasonable to rely on the parties involved. Normal emotional entanglements have nothing to do with our order-taking guild, but now there is an obvious fault in this incident, and the victim also came to us. We have the prerequisites for making a move. The guild votes internally to decide whether to accept the order. If you accept it, you will hit 1, if you don’t accept it, you will hit 2. Now there are 43 people online, and if the approval votes do not exceed 70%, we will not accept it.”

Jun Wuyou, who wasn't there, has time to speak now, and probably finished his discussion with Mo Shengsheng: "Pick it! Why don't you pick it up? Isn't there no way for them to find us? I'll call 1!"

Mo Shengsheng also said: "If you don't see injustice on the road, what do you call a hero in the world, take it! 1!" Although this girl is incompatible with Jun Wuyou, she also knows when to sing the wrong tune.

Yang Rui typed 1, he didn't look at anyone, he just looked at Brother Kelong, his gaze was so covetous; Brother Kelong suddenly became excited, and he typed 1 several times but didn't send out... Damn!He knew he shouldn't be here!

Tangzha and Whispering have nothing to say, even if they are male compatriots, it is impossible to stand on the side of Guguaguazi at this moment, and immediately call 1.

Tao Zi, who didn't squeeze into the tavern, shouted: "We support Miss Jun! 11111!"

There were 43 people online, 43 votes were actually cast, and 43 votes were in favor.

Fifth Lin took the screenshots of the scene, the screenshots of Leng Qiubai's commentary, and the screenshots of the voting process and results, organized them into picture files and sent them to Yue Xiahe, the president of "Tianjiao", and said in the guild channel: "OK Shan, let’s get started. It just so happens that the victim and the target are all present, so there’s no need to spend too much time. Xiaoping, let’s get your team together, right?”

"My side is already in place," Xiaoping said.

"Eh?" Yang Rui was stunned for a moment, who should be in the group?

"I asked Xiaoping to take the people from the guild to guard the resurrection point." Fifth Lin explained to Yang Rui in a low voice, and gave Xiao Wenyuan a wink.

Xiao Wenyuan was in Xiaoping's regiment, how could he not know Wu Wulin's arrangement, he immediately stood up and shouted: "Everyone be quiet, our guild has accepted this order."

The quarreling and crying were all quiet, the boss didn't bother to cry, and the female partner N couldn't care less to bark her teeth and claws, and looked over in unison: "Who's taking the order?"

Xiao Wenyuan went out and stretched out his hand to the boss: "First come, first served, of course it's the boss's order."

"This can also be said to come first, first served? Isn't your guild not accepting unreasonable orders!" The female partner N was quite strong, and a group of her relatives and friends also made noise.

Xiao Wenyuan nodded: "That's right, but the situation is very obvious now, no matter who is right and who is not in the PK between you and the boss, but the boss has indeed been cheated of his feelings, there is no doubt about it." Xiao Wenyuan continued without waiting for the other party to make noise again Said, "Even if the boss 'seduces' your...boyfriend first." He pointed his finger at the mage Quaguazi hiding behind the female partner N, "But the so-called slap can't make a sound, and a fly can't bite an egg without a seam." The seduction by one person makes sense, the seduction by two people, the seduction by three people, and two of them claim to be lovers with your...boyfriend, and they don't realize that he already has a girlfriend...not even a child Would you believe such a thing? Since the boss is reasonable, we will of course accept this order."

Gua Gua Gua Zi finally spoke up, "Don't be so obedient, brother, isn't it just for money to do things?"

"Don't." Xiao Wenyuan raised his palm, "Don't bark, I don't have a brother like you. People like you are going to be beaten to death in our guild."

"Grass mud horse..."

"Yangliu!" Xiao Wenyuan yelled violently, and Yang Rui stepped on the table and jumped over.

"You are unreasonable!" The female partner N turned pale with fright, and their relatives and friends rushed to rescue them, but the space in the tavern was not big, and there were too many people, and the people on both sides were squeezed out. People and horses, when they become chaotic, they can't even find their teammates.

Yang Rui has a lot of hands and feet, and he wanted to hit people a long time ago. With a fancy kick, he kicked the croak seeds to the boss's relatives and friends. The great god Yang came to contribute, and all the skills he could use were greeted to the mage's small body.

Guaguazi turned into white light in the chaotic battle. Over there, Xiao Wenyuan said calmly to the boss and her followers: "Although we have accepted the order, we only ask the main culprit, the sorcerer Guaguazi. As for the boss The grievances between you and other people are another list, and if you accept it or not, you have to investigate whether it makes sense, this boss can accept it?"

The attendant still wanted to talk, but the boss had already nodded, and said in a crying voice, "Well, I just want to kill him."

The female partner N rushed towards Yang Rui with red eyes, Yang Rui was not the kind of polite person, turned around and said, "Do you want to fight? I'm going to fight back."

It was someone else... Excited, the female partner N and her relatives and friends rushed up, and it was replaced by the famous Yang Liuyang.

"Hit it, why don't you fight it? You don't need to pay for it if you are going to be killed by Yangliu God. It's all for yourself." Seeing this, the boss's relatives and friends sneered.

"You guys are unreasonable! It's obvious that they are lowly being mistresses, so what orders are they taking! Bullshit gods, bullshit guilds, and what is fair and injustice? Is this called justice?!" The female supporting role cried angrily.

"Who is the mistress! You are the mistress!" The boss also cried.

"..." Yang Rui was most afraid of this scene, his face turned pale, "Speak well, don't cry and don't curse..."

"Wait, I want to place an order too." During the turmoil... Lying Gun A, who had been standing by the gate with a sneer, tried to squeeze in, "I want to place an order!"

Xiao Wenyuan pulled away Yang Rui who was at a loss, "Don't make any noise, that... that new boss, what order do you want to place?"

Lying Gun A finally squeezed in, panting: "Place an order to kill Quaguazi. He ruined my reputation and said that I seduced him. I have WeChat records, and he harassed my WeChat chat records."

Her words were like thunder on the ground... The female partner N and the boss were both stunned: "You, what did you say?!"

Lying Gun A has a cold face at the moment, and scans the boss and female partner N: "He has been pursuing me since April this year. I am worried that everyone is friends. This kind of shit is easy to say, so I just tell him not to talk about it in the future." Come on, I didn’t say anything else.” As she spoke, she called up the screenshots on her mobile phone’s WeChat and changed it to the sharing mode to show everyone, “Originally, they were relatives and friends who played together, but you have been inexplicable since June. alienated me, so I left on my own. In the end, I finally realized that my reputation was worthless. You who I thought were "relatives and friends" not only stopped contacting me, but also helped me The 'deeds' that I don't know are spread everywhere. Even if I defend myself, I must..." She looked at the boss, "Even you will sneer and say that the evidence I presented has no PS traces, right? "

The boss looked horrified and couldn't even care about crying.

Lying Gun A was too lazy to talk to them, so he looked at Xiao Wenyuan: "I don't have much money, can I order it cheaper?"

Xiao Wenyuan was in a good mood: "Yes."

The female supporting role N looked pale, grabbed the gun A and said, "April? Is April chasing you?"

"There is a date on the screenshot." Lying Gun A rolled his eyes, "I met you first, and you brought me into your circle. I don't know how he told you, and I don't know when you two started dating. I wanted to ask you a long time ago..." The girl raised her finger to Xiao Wenyuan, "Am I blind or brain-dead, even if I try my best to seduce someone and shamelessly stick to someone, isn't it true that all the men in the world are dead? ? If someone is so handsome, I won’t go after him, but I will go after a bad guy?”

"..." Xiao Wenyuan was immediately embarrassed, and the guys like Whispering and Tangzha in the guild channel were laughing heartlessly.

The female partner N's ​​complexion changed, and she suddenly looked at Xiao Wenyuan resolutely: "I'll place an order too, there's no need to investigate any more for killing a wolf-hearted guy, right?"

"Count me in." The female supporting role X also said.

"It's been said that that guy is not a good thing!" The boss' relatives and friends shouted angrily.

"Oh my god, this dogecoin is quite capable! He cheated him!" The relatives and friends of the female supporting role N beat their chests and stamped their feet.

"I'll pay for it too, it won't count if I don't launder the waste!" There were also those who followed suit and took out gold coins.

...Not long ago, the situation that was torn into a scene of family property disputes suddenly became harmonious.

"...I'm so tired." Yang Rui retreated to the corner, his face turned pale, "Wen Yuan is really not easy..."

"It's okay." Fifth Lin didn't know what he was busy with, and didn't raise his head. "Staff of neighborhood committees, police stations, civil affairs bureaus, courts... are doing this kind of work all year round."

"..." Yang Rui's eyes were dead, "This kind of list is repeated several times, and the spirit will have to collapse."

Wu Wulin raised his head and smiled at him: "This matter is not without benefits."

"What's the benefit?" Yang Rui didn't understand.

"Knock the mountain and shake the tiger."

"……speak English."

Wu Wulin smiled again, and said very patiently, "The mage Guaguazi is a member of the "Tianjiao" guild and a member of the elite group."

Yang Rui's dull face: "Eh...? I remember you said that we have a friendly relationship with "Tianjiao"..."

"Yes, it's a friendly relationship. President Yuexia also gave us the guild management charter." Wu Lin nodded, "The point is not whether the relationship with "Tianjiao" is good or not, but that our list target is the members of the big guild."

Yang Rui hugged his head and moaned: "Yes, yes, I can do whatever I want, I will do what I have to do, and I won't ask why."

Yue Xiahe, the president of "Tianjiao", received the picture files packaged by Wu Wulin. After reading it, his face was expressionless. The guild released the pictures, kicked out the quack seeds who were yelling for help in the guild channel, and announced in the channel righteously: "There is no such scum in our guild. Everyone remembers , There must be a limit to the grouping of relatives and friends, whether to help relatives or not, if it touches the bottom line, the guild will never give way to people who lower the guild's lower limit."

As soon as she finished speaking here, Mr. Jia Lun's private chat came: "My day! What's the meaning of Wu Wulin's side?!"

Yue Xiahe hasn't replied yet, and Uncle Liu's message also came: "Hehe... knock the mountain and shake the tiger."

Under the moon, He simply set up a temporary conversation channel, and brought in Jun Jia Lun and Liu Jin: "You all know what's going to happen to us, right?"

Liu Jin smiled: "It's okay, he's a guy who messes with the relationship between men and women, and it's not too unpleasant to make a fuss."

Mr. Jia Lun was not so calm: "Damn Fifth Lin and his gang just want to make trouble! Is Yang Liuyang so amazing?!"

Yue Xiahe was not in a good mood: "It's just amazing. People are strong on the one hand, and they have a good reputation on the other. Standing firmly on the principle of justice, who dares to fart?"

Liu Jin said: "Calm down, luckily you didn't think of stepping on us to take over."

"Calm down, I've already kicked that troublemaker away." Yue Xiahe irritatedly said, "The slap that came over was only raised in mid-air, not on the face. The salute first and the soldier later, he also explained clearly the reason for the attack. The blame can only be blamed for the good and the bad in my own club, and no one else."

Mr. Jia Lun was silent for a while, and calmed down: "What does he mean by voting in the meeting?"

This guy suddenly failed the second grade, and Yue Xiahe and Liu Jin were still a little unaccustomed to it.

"In his meeting, he has the right to vote for 'fairness'. This is to tell us that they don't mind spies getting in. On the contrary, he is quite welcome." Liu Jin laughed, "First of all, it means that our people have become theirs. Goal, they will never back down on friendship. They also stated that they don’t mind our people participating in their order-taking guild. This is giving us the right to choose... Continue to be friendly? Or turn our faces? We said Calculate."

"It's certainly not worth it to turn against them because of a few black sheep." Yue Xiahe said with a sore tooth, "So we'd better stand with them. Even if it doesn't do any good, at least it doesn't do any harm."

"Grass mud horse." Mr. Jia Lun scolded.

In Jenny's Tavern, Fifth Lin was explaining to Yang Rui in the most simple words: "It's also a way to play chivalry in the game, but to achieve this step, it won't last long if you only rely on your own brute strength. So, no matter whether there are benefits to be gained or not, if we find an opportunity to attract more people to our boat, we can travel farther... Even if there is no benefit, at least we can avoid harm. After all, people in small guilds can be reckless, The Grand Guild should cherish the feathers, even if they are a little rude and force them, they can bear it. The best result, of course, is hello, me, hello, everyone, and everyone will work together to improve the atmosphere of the game..."

Yang Rui's eyes were dead: "...Although I don't understand it, you seem to be very reasonable."

"Anyway, it's reasonable to travel all over the world." Fifth Lin laughed.