The Invincible Dad of Online Games

The team of "Handsome" can meet "The King's Landing"... It is also an inevitable coincidence.

First of all, "Super Handsome" is a strong PVE club. Strong PVE means that you don't play hard and don't have time to engage in PVP. Naturally, there is no PVP related ranking.And there are many celebrities in the thief world, and there are so many strong players. Mr. Garen can't even squeeze into the top 1000 of the professional ladder. Only January's snow made it to the knight ladder ranking.Both being new teams, "Handsome" and "The King's Landing" received equal treatment from the optical brain system.

Of course, the strong players in the PVE world gathered five people to play PVP, and it was in the entry qualifiers, so there was no reason to play particularly ugly.This is also a three-game winning streak, one of which was zero casualties, and Mr. Jia Lun also won a kill MVP like Yang Rui: more than three consecutive kills in one game.Comparing all kinds of comprehensive data horizontally, it is really normal for the optical brain system to match the two teams together.

Mr. Jia Lun, a second-year junior, is concerned about not getting a good team name. The other four are not as nervous as he is. At least January Xue has already calmly and rationally considered the way forward.The vice-chairman looked at the other three friends calmly, with a resolute expression on his face: "How about we leave the stage, and say nothing to give away the head to the opposite party!"

Friends: "..."

Mr. Jia Lun became furious when he heard this, and poked his finger on January's snowy nose: "Well, you little slut who eats inside and out! How dare you destroy my winning streak!"

Xue in January was furious: "Fuck your [beep——] winning streak plan! Open your dog eyes and see clearly, there is Yang Liuyang on the opposite side!"

"What's wrong with Yangliuyang, Dogecoin doesn't have superhuman powers!"

"People will stab you to death with their little fingers! You still need three heads and six arms!"

"How can you grow others' ambitions and destroy your own prestige!"

"Bah! I'm telling the truth, destroying your brain cells!"

The three little friends saw that they knew that the president and the vice president could not be expected to discuss matters in the short term, so they silently walked aside to meet each other.

Among these three little friends, one is an old acquaintance of everyone... that is the big brother of the fanatical card master coser fighter executive, whose ID is Frightened Little Gray Goose.This big brother likes to be a fighter but always wears cloth armor... other aspects are still normal, and now he is the first to speak: "There is no hope of winning, and it is a bit embarrassing to leave the game before the fight, what do you think? "

The team configuration of "Handsome" is also a regular five-member team configuration. The snow knight in January, the little gray goose warrior, the thief Garen Jun, and a mage and a priest.

The mage's ID is Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs. He is a handsome guy in the fat world. He gathered a set of fiery red robes that look similar to the boss Kael'thas in the ancient MMORPG game. The one who opened the mouth and meowed was a deep subwoofer male god voice: "If you can't beat him, you can't lose your momentum. There is nothing embarrassing about losing to Yang Liuyang. If you can think of a tactic to kill Yang Liuyang, then it would be an honor to lose." .”

Little Gray Goose slapped his hands: "That's what I think. Killing Yang Liuyang is more meaningful than winning the game."

To be selected into the guild representative team, the mage sweet and sour pork ribs must be capable.This handsome guy in the fat world squinted his eyes... Uh, or his eyes were squeezed by the fat on his face, and he said in a deep voice, "Xiao Wenyuan is a dark priest, and neither is Yang Liuyang." Serious grandma, the healer among them is probably the unknown knight. Press the blood line of Yangliuyang first, and if you can press it to more than half, Mo Shengsheng, you can give their knight a god seal, let's take a gamble to see if we can be there Kill Yang Liuyang in the four-second god seal skill."

Mo Shengsheng, the first priest of the "Handsome" guild, is a young girl with a delicate appearance and a cute little face.Of course... If you want to treat a girl like Shuaisi who is so successful in the funny guild and even kills the number one priest, if you want to treat her as an ordinary girl, then you will be wrong.To put it simply, this Mo Shengsheng is not an ordinary person, but... an ambitious female player who strives to become the goddess of the green tea world...

This is probably... an ideal that ordinary people can't understand... But, it's not weird and funny, and it's simply impossible to play in the guild of "Handsome"...

Looking at the very delicate and white lotus, Mo Shengsheng squinted at the two little friends coquettishly, and sneered at the corner of his mouth: "There is no need to be so troublesome, just watch me use my charm to trick Yang Liuyang away..."

The little gray goose interrupted her expressionlessly: "This is a competition, not a brain-dead idol drama. I have seen Yang Liuyang, and it is not the style of painting you imagined."

"Then what do you want others to do~~" Mo Shengsheng pouted.

"Didn't the pork ribs tell you that when Yang Liuyang's blood line is halfway, you will give them a godly seal. Before that, you should pay attention to your position and don't get close to Yang Liuyang." The little gray goose knows this girl well. , not to play with her.

Mo Shengsheng smiled coquettishly: "Oh, what if Yang Liuyang directly rushes over to me? Is he handsome? If he is handsome, I will half push and half refuse and welcome..." Then the girl's painting style changed drastically in an instant, and she acted boldly. She made a movement of tearing clothes, "...let him sleep with me."

"..." Little Gray Goose and Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs saw that she was acting again, so they simply ignored the snake spirit disease and discussed the matter among themselves, "What is necessary next is to let those who have the ability to kill live enough to be able to set fire to Yang Liuyang." It's time. The president's attack power is the highest among us, let's take a look at it for a while and provoke it first, and give the president some willow and Yang's hatred value." Little Gray Goose said.

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs nodded: "I also want to keep a distance from Yang Liuyang, Xiao Wenyuan, let me take control. Fifth Lin needs you to come, if someone steals the head when I exchange skills with Fifth Lin There is no chance to kill it... This will make you feel wronged, put on the equipment."

The terrified little gray goose immediately showed a struggling and hesitant face, and after thinking about it, he gritted his teeth: "Success, in order to kill Yang Liuyang... I'll put aside the God of Cosplay first."

What the hell is the God of COS!A warrior wearing warrior equipment to fight seems to have made some great sacrifice!What's even more painful is that the sweet and sour pork ribs even showed a gratified smile when Little Gray Goose said that...

After 120 seconds of preparation time passed, the two sides came out... no, they went out.Compared with the "handsome" side, "The King's Landing" is more relaxed and harmonious. Wu Lin reported the ID occupations of the five members of the enemy team, and assigned a rough task, and the job was over... ... As for whether the other party will use the agility profession to make trouble, Fifth Lin is not worried at all.The reason couldn't be more simple, the agility job in "The Handsome"...is Mr. Garen.

"Character determines destiny. Mr. Jia Lun is more reliable in the face of big things. When it comes to small things, what this guy needs is electric shock therapy." These are Wu Lin's original words.

Sure enough... at the beginning of the scene, I saw a white figure galloping down like a prolapsed wild horse on the top of the opposite mountain, leaving four of his teammates behind in the blink of an eye.

"Yo, this kid is really passionate." The five on Yang Rui's side laughed and stood at the foot of the mountain and waited.

Opposite to the rear of "The Handsome", the four little friends who were left behind were all so idiots that they were about to become idiots.

"Little Gray Goose! What did you say to that sandbag just now?!" Xue Xue in January was completely confused.

"I, I just dragged down Yang Liuyang's hatred for the president... At least we have to take Yang Liu away if we lose..." The little gray goose wanted to cry but had no tears.

"..." Xue in January also wanted to cry, "I'll wipe...do you need to pull it? You guys discuss who is the most suitable Superman in the meeting every day, and you have already made the sandbag dwarf's hatred worth it. —Come on, get ready to fight four to five."

Mr. Jia Lun, who was alone in the enemy's line, clamored from a long distance to seize the character's hatred and wanted to fight Yang Liuyang one-on-one. Naturally, Wu Lin and the others generously accommodated his request and retreated to leave the field.

"Why does he hate me so much?" Yang Rui kicked over Mr. Jia Lun who was coming to kill him fiercely, and pinned him to the ground while being puzzled. "Death" relationship is pretty good, why does he see me as if he met an enemy."

Fifth Lin said very sincerely: "You have stopped me from asking this question. I can still guess other people's thoughts, Mr. Jia Lun, to be honest, this guy's thinking frequency is not in the same dimension as normal people like us."

While talking, Mr. Jia Lun found that he couldn't get up, so he kicked his feet on Yang Rui's body and rolled out. Yang Rui raised his legs and kicked left and right, but failed to kick him out, so he simply waited patiently, "I Watching "The Handsome" has a good reputation in Liangyin Town, so Mr. Jia Lun shouldn't be a bad bag?"

Cang Hai Cang Cang, who is usually quiet, said at this time: "The management of their club is not bad. The wild group of the scattered group is really short of milk. You can ask their club to help you borrow some."

Xiao Wenyuan nodded: "Indeed, there are so many wonderful works in "The Handsome", and it is more cordial in the big guild. Xiaoping's friend Feiyang is domineering. Remember, Feiyang is now added to "The Handsome". He is in charge of opening a semi-guild group to bring in scattered people who are hard to find, and let Feiyang organize himself when he finds a suitable one, and transfer him to the dungeon group when he gathers enough people."

Wu Wulin can also give a fair evaluation to "Handsome" in this regard: "If they didn't take this route, they wouldn't be able to become the number one guild in Liangyin Town. After all, their guild management is relatively amateurish. "Tianjiao" will come professionally. The president of "Tianjiao" Yue Xiahe is a senior executive of the world's top [-] companies. The management in the association can be regarded as a model in the industry. It also takes the line of being close to the people, but in this respect it is not as good as "Super Handsome"... Yangliu, let the flares go."

Yang Rui released the priest skill flare and took it to his hand. A blurry figure immediately appeared out of the corner of his eye. He raised his foot and kicked Mr. Jia Lun out of his invisibility, and held him down again. I can't beat this guy anymore."

"I'll kill you if you don't want to. This kid is so annoying." Jun Wuyou drew his sword.

"...Then I'll do it." Yang Rui hastened to speed up his attack.

Mr. Jia Lun didn't make good use of his agility advantage to fight the knife style, and he really didn't have much room to play when he confronted Yang Ruigang head-on... He was sent back to the preparation area to squat for a long time before his teammates rushed over. down the hill.

Five hits and four... I think it is unnecessary to describe it, otherwise there will be suspicion of word count.Although Xue in January still wanted to save her, her little friends also desperately wanted to win the glory of killing Yang Liuyang, the boss of the Liangyin Town area for the first time. , but in the absence of a huge advantage in numbers, they really had nothing to do with Yang Rui.

During the period when Yang Rui and others are bullying the children with winning streaks, let us take care of the long-absent brother Kelong.

The two IDs of "Specialized Dragon Aotian" and "Soldier of Love" (namely Xiaoping) are now very popular among the casual players in Liangyin Town.One is that these two are said to be brothers with Yang Liuyang, the great god of our town, and Brother Kelong even made a boss kill announcement with Yang Liuyang; the other is that they have been forming individual groups recently, and they were not very good when they formed a team Those who are picky and want to go in and play along can join the team. It is really that the team is full and can't be filled. It can also arrange queues for individual people and give priority to entering the team the next day.

Casual players are not willing to join a guild, some are limited to online time, such as jet lag party, working party, student dog, etc., the online time is not long and unstable, and they have to be kicked out if they join a guild without guaranteeing attendance; Personality does not like to be restrained, does not want to have to obey the rules in the game world, or is simply not used to the style of the big guild, and chooses to be free.

But this does not mean that casual players only like to play alone. Most people still expect to join a small team to play together. This has led to the prosperity of small teams, small groups, and casual groups. No less than the guild group.

Brother Kelong and Xiaoping did not start a group tonight, this is because there are only a few dungeons that can be played in a casual group, and it is more tiring to start a group every day than the guild management, plus Wu Wulin and Xiao Wenyuan left behind They went to play in the arena, so they simply gave themselves a vacation.

From seven o'clock onwards, the two brothers squatted and wandered in the street of Nanchengmen stalls, selling the equipment they had accumulated in their hands, checking to see if there were any good products, and flirting with girls they knew. A relaxed, casual and cozy place.

When the time came to eight o'clock, Xiaoping's accumulated equipment was almost cleared away, and Brother Kelong also scoured two accessories, so he went back to sit under the parapet for a rest.

"The team has more than 500 gold, and I will collect some consumables later... Brother Long, almost half of our team is fixed. I think it's time to raise a few players, relying on the blacksmith Banxia, We still have to buy potions, pharmacy and food, it’s not cost-effective.” The DKP model is not suitable for a half-distributed team, and Xiaoping chose the Golden KP, that is, the Paijin Group.When the equipment that no one in the group wanted was released, he used the team funds to sell it and sell it, and the money he earned was also included in the team funds.

Xiaoping is also a part-time individual professional player, and the change he earns every month is enough to live on as a bachelor, and he still has a surplus.In terms of character, he has passed the test of Fifth Lin, and everyone can rest assured that the money in the regiment belongs to him.In fact, many semi-scattered and semi-fixed teams have such a model, but most of the teams manage the money by female players. When it comes to managing small sums of money, people still trust women more.It's just the regular female members of their regiment, not like Banxia, ​​or like Taozi... Xiaoping, the commander, can only bear more.

Xiaoping is one of Kelong's rare male compatriots who are more popular. He is low-key, smooth, not troublesome, and does not like to show off. He is not as handsome as him and his body is not as good as him. If you don’t say anything, I’ll leave it to you to make arrangements. Among the life players who hang out with us, let’s see which ones are reliable and pick them in, it’s not a big deal.”

Being a team leader seems to be a very face-saving thing, and you can command dozens of people around at every turn; but there is also a painful place, that is, no matter what happens, your little friends like to throw trouble away Here you go, you can't refuse...

Xiaoping could only look into the distance silently when Kelong said irresponsible words, "...In short, at least find a witty life player, the eldest sister is the best type, and can help manage accounts."

Brother Kelong's eyes lit up, and he smiled obscenely: "Yes, yes, I also like mature women, they are better than little girls."

"Brother Long, if Yang Liu hears this, be careful he will beat you up."

"What are you doing! It's only right and proper for a gentleman to be a fair lady!"

"Aren't you passionately pursuing the girls in the group now? Fifth brother Wenyuan and the others all know about it. Sao Bao fell into the hands of Yang Liu with a heart, which is the treatment of the first love, think about it."

"...That's what I said, mature women are not as good as young girls."

"Your words already involve discrimination..."

"Hey, Xiaoping, I didn't realize that you are such a fluffy character before!"

With the development of the times to the present, the mainstream group of game players spans from 20 to 50 years old. Although there are fewer older female players, it is not impossible.Of course... the older female players are either busy with family work and have little online time, or have a long online time and have no problems with IQ.Older women are more likely to identify with the collective, belong to the team, and are more responsible and dedicated, which makes them feel at ease as managers.Jun Wuyou is such a short-tempered and short-tempered little friend, who is only 26 or [-] years old, and he is very popular when he is riding.

The two sat chatting in a corner of the busy city quite relaxedly, without any security concerns at all—although the female wall area is occupied by various stalls, there are guard NPCs going back and forth on the city wall, so they chose to stay here The person who challenged the PK was either too impulsive or mentally ill.

Even though Bei Qiu received a large sum of money to provoke trouble, he was not stupid enough to die under the noses of hordes of guarding NPCs.This guy pretended to be a player who set up a stall to sell garbage and squatted in the market to stare at Brother Kelong and Xiaoping for a while, and it was because these two didn't think about hiding their whereabouts, and anyone who was interested could find out if they asked.Seeing Brother Kelong and Xiaoping's buttocks sitting under the female wall without moving, Bei Qiu thought for a while, and sent a private chat with the female player he came to follow.

The hunter player who sneaked into the panda group the day before as a gap is now pretending to choose equipment not far from Beiqiu.After receiving Bei Qiu's instructions, the hunter stood up straight, glanced left and right casually, and walked towards the female wall.

... At this time, two girls also came from the other side of the street stall market. It was January's Xue and the pastor's sister Mo Shengsheng who had just come out to relax after playing "The King's Landing" in the arena.

"The relationship is still friendly, it's a waste of my old lady smiling like a flower and winking wildly, and that bitch still stomps on my old lady's face with his big feet... My makeup was almost messed up by him, what the hell, I'll kill that dog sooner or later !" Mo Shengsheng had a delicate and soft white lotus smile on her face, and what she complained to her vice president was totally different.

"Today's almanac is not good, let's wait for them to hit up before going to line up, just stagger them." January's snow is not in good spirits, "Tete is unlucky, and what's even more unlucky is that the dwarf with sandbags is completely unlucky." A dog with a cooperative spirit...if he can understand human language, we can at least lose well, right?"

Mo Shengsheng made a tearful gesture: "Pull it down, vice president, bragging is better than you changing someone. It's better to lose. You go up to face Yang Liuyang and your feet are soft, until someone blows you up. Think of driving a knight and struggling with perseverance."

Xue Xue couldn't hold back her face at all: "Speak nicely! I'm not a man, and you don't even bother to do superficial things to me, do you?"

Mo Shengsheng's shoulders trembled slightly, and he was about to cry, "My old lady has been unlucky for eight lifetimes. The vice president didn't have a handle, and the president is a fool [beep——] who can't read his eyes. I have to work so hard to get the top position." Strength, my pretty face is wasted."

On the surface of January Snow, she could hardly hold back her feigned smirk: "Even if I bring it, I won't [beep——] like you! And we use the guild channel to talk! As the first priest in the guild , can you pay attention to the influence!"

"My old lady has been desperate for the sandbags for a while! The silly [beep——] president will be stupid!"

Mr. Jia Lun couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped on the guild channel: "You two little bitches! Get out of here, get out of here——"

Mo Shengsheng and January Xuexue immediately gave up choking each other, and while walking through the street stall market with a correct smile, they relayed the guild leader Jia Lun to shrink back in the guild channel...

If a woman abandons her integrity... she is actually a terrible creature.

Let's talk... the hunter on the other side who also walked over with swaying steps, as the number one female general under Bei Qiu's command, this hunter also has an advantage in appearance.If it weren't for the fact that there were too many gay tricks in the panda group last night, she wouldn't be so low-key at all.She walked with her head held high and pretending to be careless. Along the way, she successfully attracted the attention of many passersby and players.Seeing that the rumored most unsuitable female sex test is only more than [-] meters away from him, but that guy only knows how to concentrate on chatting with his companions, the hunter player feels annoyed for a while, wondering if he should use it Means to create some opportunities——

At this time, the hunter player found that although the passers-by in the road ahead were silently paying attention, the target was not her, but two women walking towards him, one of whom... still had a strong aura of the same kind.

Brother Ke Long, who was chatting with Xiaoping, heard the voices of two women overlapping each other, and the radar for flirting girls was activated instantly, and he looked up resolutely, and saw three girls bumping into a pile right in front of him.

"Hey!" Who is Kelong?He is a super expert who puts all his emotional intelligence on flirting with girls!Although two of the three girls looked bitter, one held his forehead and the other covered his mouth, his 100% activated vision still scanned the faces and shapes of the three in an instant, and scored very close high scores—the most important thing What's more, there is one of the three girls that Brother Kelong knows and has talked with, so he has long coveted her.

This guy's cumbersome body bounced like a spring, and he wanted to strike up a conversation. Before he could speak, Xiaoping stretched out his hand to grab the seam of his breastplate.

"Yangliu is still online." Comrade Xiaoping said sincerely with no expression on his face.