The Invincible Dad of Online Games

To a certain extent, Yang Rui and Fifth Lin have similar personalities, and both of them can't stand the demands of others.If people show weakness and cry, it will be difficult for them to harden their hearts.

It is true that people all over the world love giant pandas.Thailand, an Asian jungle country with a very tight government finances, is willing to squeeze out millions of dollars in rental fees every year to keep giant pandas, not to mention China itself, which owns giant pandas.Tuanzi Tongxie, that fart kid, dared to walk around the streets with such a domineering and conspicuous giant panda... To tell the truth, if he didn't know this kid, Yang Rui would applaud his courage.

Jogging all the way, before arriving at the place, Yang Rui knew where the dumplings and shoes were from all the way... The second avenue, which used to be lively when coming to Japan, is completely impassable from the middle section to the west of the city. Across the distance of more than half a street, Yang Rui could hear the exclamation and heckling of the players from time to time...

"..." Yang Rui twitched his lips and looked at the rows of heads in front of him. He didn't even have the confidence to squeeze in because of the dense crowd; he turned his neck stiffly and looked to the left and right sides of the street, okay... Street There are also people squatting on the roof next to it, and it's not just the players, even the NPC residents are watching with great interest from their windows...

At this moment, Yang Rui has already joined the team of Tuanzi Tongxie, Tangzha and the pseudo-mother priest are away, and the ones who are online are the quick-response sorcerer Whisper and the little fat guy with an awkward ID, "BOSS chrysanthemum shakes three shakes".

"Brother Yang, are you here?" Tuanzi Tongxie was still shouting at the top of his lungs.

"Here we come!" Yang Rui was annoyed, "The problem is that I'm here, what's the use of it? There are so many buttocks and the back of my head in front of me, I can't get through it!"

"Brother Yang, shout out that you are Yang Liuyang!" Tuanzi Tongxie shouted.

"..." Blue veins popped out of Yang Rui's forehead, why did he want to spank the kid so much, "Come on! I'll call the NPC security guards to clear the way, and take your panda with you as soon as you can find time to leave!" Lock it up in the animal pen!"

Different from the pet settings in traditional keyboard games, hunter pet capture in "Second Continent" requires a license, and there is no such thing as disbanding and discarding.Of course, the game planning will not be too inhumane. If you catch a particularly useless pet, you can always store it in the NPC animal pen, and only go to the animal pen to take it out when you want to take it.Of course... when you get it, you have to keep it with you all the time, and you can't shake it off. Even if you hang up, it will be refreshed and revived by the player's side, and it will also lose loyalty points.There was once an unlucky hunter player who caught a pet that was extremely weak. He had to pay money all the time to put it in the animal pen, and it was useless to take it with him. He simply thought that he would starve to the point of losing all his loyalty points and see if the pet would run away by himself. Lose.In the end, the pet whose loyalty value was reset to zero still never leaves the player. It just refuses to follow orders to fight monsters, and even lures monsters to its owner...

As soon as Yang Rui said to throw the panda back to the animal pen, Tuanzi Tongxie fell silent strangely.And then... Whisper, who has survived like him and has not gone offline until now, said awkwardly: "No, brother Yang, we have been squatting for so long to wait for the panda to be tamed, and we haven't played enough..."

Yang Rui said angrily, "Then why did you call me here?"

Tuanzi and Xie said weakly: "It's just...it's enough to be in the limelight in the city...I want to go to the wild to see how Pangpang fights monsters...Brother Yang, please help us out of the city..."

Yang Rui really couldn't stand it, but he was not a good person, so he immediately scolded: "You brats! How long have you been offline! Get out of the offline immediately after you get out! Swipe when there are few panda people, and Saobao doesn’t even look at the time, can you make such a fuss during the peak online period!”

Yang Rui was right, this kind of prime time for games at night, even if you go out of the city and take that panda wherever you go, you will be surrounded by people.Tuanzi murmured and stopped talking, and the little fat man hummed and chirped a few times... Although he was quite familiar with Yang Rui, let Yang Rui get serious, these guys are still a little afraid of him.

Relying on the respected reputation with the security officer, Yang Rui went to the security station and found a large number of NPC security officers, and dispersed a large number of players who violated the rules and blocked the road—or in other words, only the outermost group of players blocking traffic were given to the police station. Drive them away, and the NPCs don't care about the rest... No matter how face-saving Yang Rui is, the NPC security guards are only here to maintain traffic order, and they don't care about the problems between the players.

So... After driving away the players on the outermost layer who were basically just joining in the fun, Yang Rui discovered the problem why the three of them couldn't leave—the inner circle was actually full of female players. tens of.The girls didn't block the road, didn't hinder the traffic, and didn't do any aggressive actions towards the three of them. They just happily screamed around the panda, fed the panda, touched the belly, touched the head and took pictures and videos. Very polite, you let me touch your head first, I let you take a group photo first, and you let me feed first, I will give you some space for you to pounce on the panda belly...

Let’s not talk about Tuanzi Tongxie, the kid who whispered and trembled three times never saw such a battle, honestly stood outside the group of girls and watched eagerly as the giant panda became a mascot, not daring to fart.

As soon as Yang Rui walked over, the little fat man shook his tears three times and wiped his tears in aggrieved way: "I haven't thrown my stomach yet, woo woo woo..."

Whispering is very resentful: "Why do giant pandas engage in sexism? When I touch it, it yells at me with its big paws. They make such a fuss, and this panda only cares about eating!"

"..." Yang Rui looked at the group of female players who isolated the giant pandas. This is really painful... It doesn't matter if you don't mention it, raising your hand to Tuanzi is just a scalp, "Have you been taught a lesson, call you a wave! Go out of the city, out of the city You run this way!"

Tuanzi pouted vigorously: "I didn't expect that either! At first, just a few sisters came up to ask if they could feed, but I thought it would save money on feed, so I agreed. As a result, there were more and more of them, and more and more more……"

Yang Rui turned around and patted him on the shoulder: "This is beyond the scope of what I can help you with. A group of women in a state of fanaticism, you have seen how powerful this is."

"Don't abandon me, Brother Yang!"

Yang Rui scratched his scalp again: "Be careful with your words! Besides, what can I do about your situation, or you can go up and tell them yourself that you are going offline and ask others to show respect."

"Uh..." Tuanzi Tongxie silently looked at the female players, struggling.

"You still can't bear it!" Yang Rui said angrily, "What's the matter, your pet is so popular, it makes you very happy, doesn't it!"

"Yeah!" Tuanzi Tongxie nodded in pain and happiness.

"..." The corners of Yang Rui's mouth twitched, he was simply defeated by this brat, he was so calm, but he had nothing to say.

"How about... Let me ask my sisters if they would like to form a team with me to fight monsters?" Tuanzi pointed at each other, "In this way I can go out of the city to play, and my sisters also have pandas to watch..."

Yang Rui didn't come up in one breath, so he didn't suffocate, and shouted: "You will think about it! Take dozens of girls to fight monsters, you are going straight from a teen to a winner in life! Believe it or not, there are tens of millions of bachelors Get rid of you with envy, jealousy and hatred!"

Whispering and shaking three times were shocked by the idea put forward by Tuanzi. The two brothers stared at the ignorant kid of Tuanzi for a few seconds, and cheered in unison: "That's right! Why didn't I think of this earlier? ! Great idea! 32 likes!"

Yang Rui said angrily: "What's so good, what's good, what's good, no!"

"Why, Brother Yang?!" Whispering and Douban were terrified.

Yang Rui choked, this is really not easy to say, these young people are not the kind of people who are particularly evil, he can't always think of people as bad, so he softened his tone, Yang Rui said in a deep voice: "You just want to Go out to kill monsters, or do you want to use giant pandas to hook up with girls?"

"Ah?" Tuanzi and Xie were confused, while Whispering and Shaking were guilty.

"..." The veins on Yang Rui's forehead popped out again, "Personally, I don't object to young people dating. But if this kind of dating is based on deception, has more than one partner, or has other purposes ..." He stretched out his hands and patted Whispering and Shaking's shoulders heavily, squinting his eyes and threatening, "It's fine if I can't see it, if I can see it, I will make this kind of person unable to play in the game , can you two understand?"

Whispering and trembling three times scared pee, nodding like a chicken pecking rice.

Yang Rui pulled out a smiling face: "It's fine if you understand. I'm not your guardian either. Young people are so energetic that they can relax occasionally. It's okay to be crazy about playing games..."

"Huh? Yang Yang?"

A pleasantly surprised voice interrupted Yang Rui's lecture. Yang Rui turned around in doubt, and saw a familiar face emerging from the crowd of female players, "...Ban Xia?"

The person who came was Qianchang Banxia, ​​a blacksmith girl from Lucky MAX. Speaking of which, Yang Rui hadn't seen this girl for a long time.Banxia was very happy to see Yang Rui, and turned around to say hello, "Taozi, Taozi, it's Yang Yang, Yang Yang is here!"

"Wow! Yang Yang!" The milk rider Da Da Taozi also emerged from the group of female players. She was relatively enthusiastic and strode towards Yang Rui to give her a hug, so that Yang Rui hurriedly panned quietly. dodge.

"Both of you are here." Yang Rui didn't pay attention to this group of female players, but it's not surprising that they are here after thinking about it carefully. These two girls also played crazy after the holiday.

"Yang Yang, why haven't you played the game for a long time!" Tao Zi complained.

"That's right, you didn't play with us when you came up yesterday!" Ban Xia shared the same hatred.

Yang Rui got a lot of help from these two girls when he first entered the game, so he felt embarrassed to ask him: "A while ago I had something to do and went back to my hometown, and I came up yesterday to help this little brother catch pets."

The two girls followed Yang Rui's line of sight to look at Tuanzi Tongxie, and immediately cheered: "So you caught this panda, Yang Yang!"

Tuanzi subconsciously nodded to himself with his fingers, and beads of sweat began to appear on Yang Rui's forehead: "No, I'm not a hunter, so I'll help..."

"Great, can the panda play with us for a while, okay Yang Yang?" The two girls who have always been more personal actually acted like a baby.

"..." Yang Rui stretched out his hand to grab the shoulders of Tuanzi Tongxie with a blank expression, and said righteously: "The owner of the panda is preparing to form a group to fight monsters. Are you two going?"

Tuanzi Tongxie looked confused. Although his proposal seemed to be successful, why did he feel something was wrong?

Whispering and trembling three times looked at Yang Rui, how can the gods engage in sexism!It's so easy to talk to girls!unfair!Demand equal rights!

Fifth Lin went online at 06:30. Originally, he planned to go online early to form a team before Yang Rui came up, and when Yang Rui came up, he directly dragged people to refresh the book, but in reality something was delayed.

After coming up, he looked at the friend list for the first time, and Yang Rui was indeed online, and the status showed that he was free.So Fifth Lin anxiously... spent more than half a minute trying not to be too eager, and then sent Yang Rui a private chat: "Are you up? Let's brush up the book today."

At this time, Yang Rui... was walking silently with Tuanzi, Whispering and Trembling on the third avenue leading to the city gate. A few meters behind them was a group of more than forty and approaching fifty A large army of pure female players in Ozeki; these female players supported the giant panda walking behind the owner, chirping all the way, attracting the attention of all players and NPCs on the whole street...

Except for a certain martial arts game that clamored to challenge Baihe.com and Jiayuan in the early days... the ratio of male to female players in online games is basically male players.After the era of simulation, this ratio has become even higher. After all, most female players still cannot accept the way of spawning monsters.

So... There are more men than women, so the gathering of such a large number of female players at one time is no less attractive to the eyes than giant pandas appearing on the street.Not to mention that along the way they have been intermittently joined by female players, and they can't help but grow the lineup of women's soldiers behind the four men... Even if Yang Rui and the others try to distance themselves from the female player army as much as possible, and fall on them All kinds of sights are enough to make a few of them feel like a thorn in their backs.

"No, it's not as good as I imagined..." Trembling tremblingly sent a private message to his roommate.

Whispering, the guy didn't expect that the attention-grabbing feeling could give people such a great pressure, "It's good to go out of the city...how about we stay away from the dumplings..."

Just as they were about to take a few steps forward, Tuanzi Tongxie reached out and pinched the corners of their clothes.The two turned their heads silently, and they met the tragic face of Tuanzi Tongxie: "Good brother, we have the same blessings and share the same hardships. You won't leave me alone behind to embarrass yourself, right?"

"..." Yang Rui, who didn't want to talk at all, could describe his feelings in terms of egg pain.Why did he forget to make it clear at the beginning that he would not join the army of spawning monsters, and refused the invitation of Ban Xia and Tao Zi?When Banxia, ​​Taozi and the girls shouted "Yangliuyang and Panda will take everyone to fight monsters together", the girls who were watching the panda immediately surrounded him.Although I am more fortunate that the legendary Yang Liuyang is not as attractive to female players as the giant panda, but he also lost the opportunity to get rid of this mess...

The private chat sent by Fifth Lin made Yang Rui feel sad. Really, this news came half an hour earlier, and he was absolutely forced to ignore Tuanzi's life and death, and play with Fifth Lin and his buddies to brush up dungeons.

"Old Wu, I can't come if I want to come..." Yang Rui told Wu Lin briefly about his experience in a private chat with tears streaming down his face. The words he used made the one who heard it sad and the one who listened to tears, which was completely beyond the standard Play, beyond the realm of elementary school culture.

"..." Fifth Lin looked at the message from Yang Rui, his facial muscles almost stiffened.

After wiping his face, Wu Wulin decided to share the difficulties with Yang Rui: "How about it... Your team designation is not easy to lead, I will get you some thugs."

"Good brother!" Yang Rui was moved.

"You wait at the gate of the city for a few minutes, my name is Shang Wenyuan."

Yang Rui saw that he was almost at the gate of the city, so he stopped quickly, facing the blade-like eyes of passers-by and players, and uttered in the team channel: "Everyone listen to me...well, be quiet, be quiet, listen to me something!"

In a team, there are big NO.50 female players from different small groups or just a patchwork of scattered people. What will happen to the chat channel?Not to mention voice messages, text messages are swiping the screen and you are overwhelmed...

A group of girls laughed and said, "God, please tell me", "God, what is the instruction", "Oh, I don't buy enough bamboo shoots, I will buy some more, you wait for me", "I have friends who want to come to the team leader and start a team. For information like ", Yang Rui worked very hard for a long time to win the right to speak, and asked everyone to wait at the gate of the city to add two DPS or something.

The female players have no objection at all, and even those who said before that there are not enough bamboo shoots called friends and ran to the store, probably planning to stuff a backpack with bamboo shoots as supplies...

Wu Wulin and Xiao Wenyuan trotted all the way, and when they arrived at the place, they saw the large group of girls, and they all gasped... They didn't dare to go directly to them at all, they made a big circle carefully and approached Yang Rui from the side several.

"Yang Liu, you really don't have to make such a big scene every time..." Xiao Wenyuan was happy as soon as he approached, "Yo, you still work part-time to take care of children?"

This guy originally passively increased the hatred value of male compatriots by 100%, but this opening raised the hatred of Tuanzi Tongxie, Whispering and Dou Sanjiu, and the three guys all glared at Ya.

"This is Brother Crucian Fish's student. You can just call him Tuanzi, the fifth child." Yang Rui pointed to Tuanzi, "These two are... I met yesterday, a college student, a mage muttering, and a thief trembling three times." Pointing to the two guys again, " This is my friend, Fifth Lin, you call him Fifth Brother. Xiao Wenyuan, call him whatever you want."

"Hey, what do you mean by shouting casually!" Xiao Wenyuan shouted.

Fifth Lin gave him a white look: "Okay, Wen Yuan, don't you call yourself a bachelor, don't get excited when you see more female players."

"..." Xiao Wenyuan, whose calmness was punctured face to face, stopped talking, and secretly glanced at the group of girls who were circling around the panda... Wait!panda? !

"Bear, bear—" Xiao Wenyuan grabbed Yang Rui's arm, pointing at the giant black and white hair in the group of female players with trembling fingers.

"I know, Panda, don't make a fuss." Yang Rui was very tired and said weakly, "I was helping Tuanzi catch this thing last night. Today, the Detachment of Women... was also provoked by this panda."

Wu Wulin stared blankly at the ID of the same shoe of the dumpling. He remembered the incident that Yan Yunyuan reported to him yesterday... He glanced at the child's face of the dumpling expressionlessly, and Wu Wulin slowly felt in his heart. A wave of anger arose... So Yan Yunyuan and his colleague encountered this child and Yang Liu.

There is really no security in the wild area. NPCs, players, monsters, etc., may show up and attack you.But if you want to say that Yang Liu's personality is the kind of person who goes up to fight when there are few people, Wu Wulin will definitely not believe it.As a result, although Yan Yunyuan's report to him did not tell lies, it was also very watery.

Looking at the friend list, Yan Yunyuan is not online, and Fifth Lin is unwilling to go to Yang Rui to ask if something happened to them yesterday... After all, Yang Rui has a good relationship with cold crucian carp, brother crucian carp is still under the guidance of Yang Rui, Wu Wulin didn't want Yang Rui to know that the dumpling and the same shoes were killed for someone he... knew.

Fifth Lin, who has always been magnanimous in his actions, just forcibly stamped him with a black stamp, and he was appointed to be annoyed.Of course... Outsiders would see him as expressionless as usual, and Xiao Wenyuan even shook his shoulders in shock, "Fifth brother, fifth brother, how can hunters still catch pandas as pets? The official website never said that." !"

"There are too many things that are not mentioned on the official website." Wu Lin squinted at him calmly, "Why, you still want to play a hunter and fight for pandas as pets? And then make such a noise every day?" He said, nodding towards the female player. Lifted his chin.

"..." Xiao Wenyuan suddenly showed a complicated expression of struggle, yearning and fear.As the saying goes, too much is too much.A little fame will make people more confident, but if it is big, it will become a burden... For example, this child hunter with a panda, such as the crucian carp brother who was chased by "fans" and fled.

They said they were waiting for strong thugs at the gate of the city, but when the DPS Wu Wulin and Xiao Wenyuan arrived, they had to wait for the female players who ran to buy bamboo shoot feed.

At this time, the number of female players in the team has exceeded the [-] mark... Well, in fact, Panda's fan base is full of men, women and children, and there are more male players who want to join the team after hearing the news.It’s just that I really don’t dare to make such an opening here, otherwise the monster spawning team would have to break through the [-]-person barrier and go straight to [-] people...

"I don't even dare to call Lao Ke Xiaoping and the others. There will be an accident when we come." On the way out of the city, Wu Wulin said in the team channel composed of pure male players, "Look at Wen Yuan, this one who treats women like bones My guy lost his composure when he saw such a large group of girls for the first time."

Xiao Wenyuan was embarrassed: "Why are you revealing the fault, fifth brother..."

The boy Tuanzi Tongxie was relatively unscrupulous, and looked at Xiao Wenyuan curiously: "Is Wenyuan also shy and nervous? My senior sister said that men of your type are all playboys."

Xiao Wenyuan scolded: "Brother Xiao! How old is your senior sister, how can you understand men!" He had been with the people of "Quan Ge" before, and he was quite familiar with Tuanzi.

There are a total of six gentlemen, who are completely weak against female players who are more than ten times larger. Now they are walking in front of the female players in a safe manner, only leaving the pandas behind and letting the female players go all the way...

After the initial shock period passed, Xiao Wenyuan could look at the female players in this team with a normal heart.Scanning through the team list, Xiao Wenyuan, who was still looking forward to "bringing the girl to fight monsters to show off his glory", poured cold water on his head: "...Wait a minute, Brother Yangliu, can this team really kill monsters? Sixty to seventy percent, I say!"

Wu Wulin said calmly, "Oh? You have the ability to say this sentence in the team channel."

"..." Xiao Wenyuan's facial muscles stiffened instantly.

Yang Rui sighed, and put his hand on Xiao Wenyuan's shoulder: "Don't put too much pressure on yourself, he just came here to play with the panda. Whether it's you or me, they are all soy sauce characters..." He He pouted at Tuanzi, "Look, the owner of the panda doesn't get much attention."

...Including the two young men, Wei Nan and Dou San Dou, the five of them silently looked at the ignorant Tuan Zi Tong Xie, a little envious and a little sympathetic.