The Invincible Dad of Online Games

"Brother! Join the club!"

"You are the most suitable superman I have ever seen!"

The Red and Green Brothers hugged Brother Crucian like an octopus.

"What the hell is going on! Hey, hey, hey, I'll fight back if I try again!" Brother Crucian's body was full of goosebumps one after another.

Wu Wulin glanced at the little gray goose: "Brother Gray Goose, if you don't care about it, there will be bloodshed, and Yang Liuyang's temper is not very good."

"Eh?" Yang Rui's expression was dull.

"Ouch!" The little gray goose slapped his head, and hurriedly ran over to pull his brothers, "You two quickly let go, don't be so embarrassing! This is the great master Yang Liuyang, how can I have any interest in the DC world with you... "

Xiao Wenyuan's face became even stiffer, he rubbed his face and asked, "Fifth brother, what do you say... Yangliu?" He omitted a few words, but the meaning came out.

"The more disputes over the real bodies of Yang Liuyang and the crucian carp in cold sauce, the easier it will be for them to escape at critical moments." Wu Wulin turned a corner, he couldn't just say that the firepower was concentrated on brother crucian carp...it would be beneficial to Yang Liu.

Yang Rui didn't know what was wrong, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, Xiao Wenyuan could hear it, when he looked at Brother Crucian Fish, he felt a little more sympathy...

The image of COS does not represent the player's combat power. In theory, it is a long-range card master. The little gray goose tore up the red and green brothers without any effort. Tore the two brothers off and threw them aside to teach a few words. This round of turmoil is over. .

The little gray goose led four people to push the door into the main house. The interior of the house, which looks rough from the outside, is well decorated. The hall on the first floor is facing the spiral staircase going upstairs, and there are rooms on both sides. , Judging from the house numbers, the main house in the guild stronghold is almost similar to the administrative center of a small village - there are guild blacksmith NPCs who repair equipment, various vendors NPCs who sell medicines, medicines, food and daily consumables, and warehouse NPCs... …Unless they need to use the trading house, members of the "Stunning Dead" guild don't need to go out of their home strongholds after returning to the city. They can enjoy most of the town's functions open to players in this room.

A few people sat down at the round table on the left side of the hall. Guild members can go online and offline in this room. The small platform where the spiral stairs on the first and second floors meet is brushed by white light from time to time; they all sat down here, crucian carp Brother's majestic physique is still obvious, attracting online players to always look here, and they are all waved away by the little gray goose who is afraid of trouble.

"Brothers, don't mind, those who play cosplay in the comics like to have a good figure, even I want to ask him to come out with Galen after watching Yang Liuyang..." Little Gray Goose embarrassed.

"..." Brother Crucian fish opened his mouth, and asked confusedly in the WeChat group, "Why am I still Yang Liuyang..." He borrowed a hat from Xiao Wenyuan to cover his bald head, when he said this Don't mention how aggrieved.

"If you turn around and wear warrior equipment, no one will regard you as a fighter god... Anyway, if you don't form a team, you won't know your profession." Xiao Wenyuan comforted Yang Rui and Fifth Lin out of guilt.

Brother Crucian looked at Yang Rui resentfully: "Xiao Yang, it's convenient for you, you are not a fighter... If there is any problem, put the skills of the two priests on the spot, and all problems will be solved."

Yang Rui smiled dryly: "You also know that I have changed my career in the wrong direction, well, now it's a blessing in disguise?"

Xiao Wenyuan was very happy to hear this: "Not to mention, the post 'Yang Liuyang is a priest' was also posted by someone in the Xiaoping group, and as soon as it was posted, players on the forum would attack it... It's simply , My stomach hurts from laughing."

"What else?" Yang Rui was surprised.

"Yes, I clicked on one of yesterday's hot posts and saw it in the middle of the night. The host got so annoyed that he posted screenshots of Yang Liu's career when you were in Xiaoping's team. As a result, at least hundreds of people lined up to mock 'no PS. Traces'..." Xiao Wenyuan laughed, "In this respect, it's the same as Fifth Brother said, the more disputes over your real bodies, the safer it will be."

"It's so fun?" Brother Crucian Fish was also happy, and out of curiosity, he clicked on the player forum in the personal interface... After two seconds, he closed it with a blank expression, and the densely packed post titles made him dizzy.

Yang Rui's acceptance in this area is stronger than Brother Crucian Fish's, and he knew that instead of looking at the main board of the Principality of Yalf, whose refresh rate is almost crazy, he directly opened the player page of Bright Silver Town... Then he sprayed directly: " Damn it!"

The first post entered was ""Two or three things between me and the Great God Yang Liuyang"", the person who posted the post was a very long ID of a literary youth; Yang Rui clicked on this strange post with an incredible mood and quickly scanned it Eye, okay, it turned out to be a player who quit Yiqi, and when he was flirting with Yuan Yiqi's girl, he called Yang Liuyang, the guild disbanded, and the girl was separated; if Yang Rui saw this This kind of resentful complaint post should make me feel a little guilty, but this buddy changed the subject and brazenly launched an advertisement for selling equipment materials-this is a special advertisement post, you are talking so much shit!

Fork out the eye-catching title post, and Yang Rui scans down, either the title post uses his name or the name of Brother Crucian Fish to attract attention, or discusses who is Yang Liuyang, or a screenshot post , Yang Rui pulled the corner of his mouth and saw a very popular post:

""Screenshot Summary of Two Great Gods! Fight for the top! Whoever attacks and who suffers?!""

... Yang Rui understood the first two-thirds of the title, and the summary was marked. Yang Rui felt that after reading this, he didn't need to search for other things, so he clicked on it - the poster is undoubtedly a girl, ID It is full of weird and cute styles, and the summary of screenshots in the post is also very carefully organized. The source is probably all kinds of screenshots and videos released by players.

First up is the mighty and domineering Brother Crucian. The first picture shows him handsomely kicking the Headless Horseman BOSS off his horse. Then there are close-ups and full-body photos of various dynamics from various angles. Brother Crucian, the former world Sanda champion The demeanor and imposing manner of the show are vividly displayed, and some screenshots of the facial features have been adjusted with PS and soft light.

But Yang Rui couldn't understand the players' replies... There were those who called Wu Kexionggui, those who had a bald head and a critical attack, and there were a lot of people who called Teacher Saitama...

When it came to his screenshots, the corners of Yang Rui's mouth twitched even more... He added strong soft light to all the pictures, and added flashing effects directly to the parts showing his face and the goggles, and he also strongly I suspect that the shape of my face in the picture has been overhauled - why does the chin look so sharp?The outline of the eyes is not right either!She's so skinny that she looks like a sissy...

What's more, the replies under the floor of his photo are not very understandable. He can guess about the Oriental version of Cyclops. Ask for a change of attack! It’s not Meiqiang, don’t like it!” What the hell are you talking about...?

... The main concern of the poster and followers of this post is not about these two fighters who is Yangliu Yang and who is cold crucian carp, but rather a heated debate about who is the recipient and who can not, or even change the offense for the recipient Topics that he couldn't understand at all, and gave him and Brother Crucian a lot of... nicknames?nickname?

Well, Yang Rui has a self-awareness that there is a generation gap between himself and the young people in China, so he ignores it if he doesn’t understand it, and calls Brother Crucian Fish, “Brother Li, have you read this post? The pictures seem to be gathered here."

"Oh? Where?" Brother Crucian still didn't resist looking at the picture, it was still a screenshot of himself.

Yang Rui told him how to find this post, and the communication between the two of them was naturally carried out in the WeChat group, Xiao Wenyuan didn't feel anything yet, but Fifth Lin's complexion changed drastically.

...The posts about Yang Rui on the forum, our Fifth Lin must have paid attention to them.The pure screenshots and exclamation are okay, Wu Lin was very happy to see it, feeling relieved and honored.But Wu Wulin was very upset about the hot-eyed headline posts and inexplicable YY posts... If the player forum was not tied to the game data and controlled by the optical brain system, he would have thought of a way to hack those posts. .

Brother Crucian Fish is a very pure person in a certain way... He also entered the sports academy early, trained and played games all the way, and returned to the sports academy after retiring due to injury to continue to shine and have little contact with the outside world. So, He also couldn't understand those code-like Internet words...

See... Brother Crucian fish clicked on that post, looked at the title for a long time, and asked in the WeChat group: "Xiao Yang, what do you mean by saying that whoever attacks and who suffers?"

Xiao Wenyuan slammed his head on the table, Wu Lin Haoxuan did not fall off the chair.

Yang Rui scratched his head: "Probably the players are guessing which one is better, you or me?"

Xiao Wenyuan and Wu Wulin both covered their mouths with pain.

"Yo! Haha, the players took pictures of me as handsome, hahaha, but this face doesn't look like me anymore, is it the legendary PS?"

"Forget it, look at my screenshots below, it looks like I've had a head transplant."

"Pfft...hahaha! I said Xiao Yang, why is your image in the players' minds such an exaggerated little boy? What kind of misunderstanding is there!"

"Probably because I think my appearance doesn't conform to the mainstream aesthetics? I think I'm alright...Young people nowadays, the things they like are hard to understand."

"If you follow this screenshot to find someone, the two of us will be fine just wandering on the street, hahaha... Ouch, I read this post, and players think I'm attacking you, so it's recognized that I'm stronger... ..."

For the first-class fighters in fighting and fighting, there is actually a lot of uncertainty in the competition.Both Yang Rui and Brother Crucian are heavyweights, and they have both touched or directly reached the peak in their fields. After retiring, how to maintain training, the state has also declined to a certain extent. A little fatter, and in reality, both of them have different degrees of occupational injuries, so it is impossible to compete with each other in the state of their heyday; in the game, strength, speed and attack power are all affected by the game data, Yang Rui It's still a priest who can heal by himself, even if the healing amount is so low that it's eye-catching... It's still a cheating skill. In short, it's hard to tell the difference between the two. I just look at the player's post for fun, and I don't take it seriously. .

After happily scanning this post, Yang Rui and Brother Crucian Fish noticed that Xiao Wenyuan and Wu Wulin, who could hear their exchange, both looked dying...

"...What's the matter?" Yang Rui was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this a safe zone? Why do you two look like you've been beaten to death?"

Xiao Wenyuan clutched his heart and moaned: "It's okay... just suffered a little... mental attack..."

Brother Crucian looked at the innocent little gray goose seriously: "Why do you still have people sneaking up on us?"

The little gray goose was dumbfounded: "What?"

"No, it's nothing." Fifth Lin stretched out his hand, silently swallowing the blood that poured into his mouth. Sincerely, Brother Crucian Fish and Yang Rui are too pure and straightforward, and he can't even feel resentment, "No sneak attack Attack or something. Brother Gray Goose, is Vice President January back?"

Little Gray Goose glanced at the guild channel: "Here it comes... Sister Xue handed over the monster spawning group to someone else, and now she committed suicide by entering the monster pile—"

Before he finished speaking, Fifth Lin saw a flash of white light at the player refresh point of the guild stronghold he was facing, and the familiar figure of strong colony armor appeared in the white light.

If January Snow returned to the city on two legs, she would probably not be halfway there at this moment, and she would hang back directly with a weak debuff on her body, but she was full of momentum, glaring, and pointing at Wu Lin sternly, " Well, Fifth Lin, remember to come and find my old lady—”

Fifth Lin of course understands why January's Xue has such a fierce attitude, and when he heard that he came to the door, he directly chose to hang up. He could see January's Xue in his line of sight, and immediately sent a friend request.

... That's right, Wu Lin deleted all the friends of the president and vice-president of the grand guild after the territorial war.He felt that there was no need to add friends without that kind of friendship, and he was very calm when deleting the list...

Being able to bend and stretch...or to put it another way, the very flattering January Xue, after choosing to apply for a friend, her complexion improved a lot, and she walked down the spiral staircase with her head held high, "Why did you delete it and then came to add me on purpose, the fifth Lin, do you have any intentions for my old lady?"

Except for the little gray goose who knew the snow in January very well, the three gentlemen on the field looked at Wu Lin strangely... Why did this sentence become more and more wrong the more I heard it?

Wu Wulin said without changing his expression, "Misunderstanding. I just deleted the vice-chairman of January by mistake when I deleted the chairman of Galen."

January's Xue's nose was about to turn up into the sky: "Aha! I said that people like Fifth Brother would not fail to see my ability. Fifth Brother, what's the matter with us here?" She said "Everything It was the dwarf who made a mistake." He swallowed it down, and his attitude towards Wu Lin was quite good. After all, Wu Lin helped them a lot in winning the territorial battle in "Stunning".

"It's really something, I want to cooperate with the vice president in January." Fifth Lin winked at Xiao Wenyuan, and Xiao Wenyuan went to Xue in January and reported the WeChat group number.

Seeing that she was quite mysterious in January, Xue waved to Little Gray Goose to let him go to work, took the four of them to the management room on the second floor to sit down, and then connected to the external network to log in to the WeChat group.

"Yangliuyang! Cold crucian carp! It turns out to be two great gods!" Seeing the ID in the WeChat group, January Xue was excited, "Hello two great gods! My younger brother... my younger sister has been admiring her for a long time!"

After entering the management room, Yiyue Xue took off her antenna helmet. Her pure and charming appearance coupled with her seemingly weird words and deeds made Yang Rui and Brother Crucian feel unnatural: "Hello, hello ..."

Wearing a full-coverage antenna helmet, people can’t see well. Looking closely at Yang Rui and brother crucian carp now, January’s snow shifted his eyes back and forth twice, and then firmly stuck to brother crucian carp, and used the shark The predatory gaze that saw the food quickly looked Brother Crucian from head to the soles of his feet, the corner of his mouth curled up, and the sweetness of his voice instantly increased by [-]%, "My God~ Are you Yangliu Yang or crucian carp in cold sauce~"

"..." Brother Crucian's complexion changed slightly, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood up, "Uh...I'm cold crucian carp." In private, for the first time, Brother Crucian played in his and Fifth Lin's team with player quality. Typing in, "Fifth brother! Why does this girl look a little weird?!"

"Hmm... On the surface, it looks like a maniac for Japanese manga, but the aesthetics is probably the kind of manga style." Fifth Lin said calmly.

"Fifth brother! Tell me something I can understand!" Brother Crucian went crazy.

"She fell in love with you at first sight." Fifth Lin remained calm.

"..." Brother Crucian Fish was confused.

"Vice meeting in January, let's talk about the business first?" Xiao Wenyuan, the good man, can remember to rescue Brother Crucian, and calmly reached out to pull back January's Xue, who was about to stick to Brother Crucian, "Fifth Brother is a bit inconvenient here." , so we have to communicate in the WeChat group, do you mind if the vice president of January?"

"I don't mind, I don't mind~" Xue Chong in January gave Brother Crucian a sweet smile, laughing so much that Brother Crucian wanted to unplug his network cable, then she turned her head to face Xiao Wenyuan and Wu Wulin, her expression... instantly returned to normal, "It's done So cautious, is there any big task?"

A middle-aged man who can stretch his middle finger at his own guild and manage the guild in a decent manner is also a talented second-year-old man. Even if the disease is triggered, January Xue can still talk about things. IQ is online .

"It is indeed a big mission." Wu Lin nodded, "To make a long story short, Wenyuan has received a mission here whose ultimate goal is to bring down the defense commander of Liangyin Town."

"Fuck!" January Xue was startled: "Defense commander? The head of the military control department?"

Ordinary players really don't understand the title of Defense Commander. After all, this NPC does not issue missions and is not on the list of important NPCs that players can contact.But since the guild of "Deadly Handsome" has been formally hired by the noble lords of this town and has become a legal armed force within the establishment, they are of course also qualified to know the composition of the power system in Liangyin Town.

"Yes, the owner of the command authority of the guarding NPCs in the whole town, his status is second only to the mayor, and both the security officer and the quartermaster are his direct subordinates." Fifth Lin nodded again.

"..." Xue in January narrowed her eyes, and it was another person who came to tell her about this, and she didn't even want to listen.To put it bluntly, the social status of the player is only at the level of adventurers and warriors. The president of the Grand Guild is very capable in the eyes of the player, and he is just a commoner in the eyes of the NPC with status.A group of civilians want to overthrow a high-ranking official NPC?She is not the kind of second-year-old Jia Lun who thinks that she can lie down and fuck the ground, "Fifth brother, how far have you accomplished this task?" If it was just the beginning, she would shirk up.

"The quartermaster, Mark Wells, stood on the player's side and announced the route to defeat the player." Fifth Lin winked at Xiao Wenyuan, and Xiao Wenyuan took a screenshot of the mission progress to the WeChat group.

January's snow glanced at the task, her eyes rolling. This task shows that she can't understand it, but she doesn't need to be able to understand it. Defense Commander's side; but that's the problem, from her point of view, help the Defense Commander defeat the Quartermaster, what rewards can they get for "Handsome"?On the other hand, what kind of reward can you get for helping the quartermaster take down the defense commander?

This is actually a very simple account, just like the princes and ministers in ancient times who were keen on "the merits of the dragon", the emperor with a stable position valued you, or the anti-king who was eager to take over the position valued you more?

"It's done!" January Xue said cheerfully, "Our people promise to do their best during the mission, but our people can't take the mission. When we fight the final boss, let our people be the main force, how about it?"

Although there will be less rewards if you don’t accept the mission, you can avoid the risk of failure. If the final BOSS, that is, the defense commander’s kill "Smart Death" is the main force, then they will not only gain the prestige of killing, but also get high-ranking military supplies The official's personal prestige; asking for a lot of money is the basic quality of being a team spokesperson. If you use your own members to sell favors, January Snow will not be able to earn the capital to stand up to the chairman, Jia Lunjun.

"Yang Liu, Wen Yuan, what do you think?" Fifth Lin transferred the right to reply back to the task owner.

Xiao Wenyuan glanced at Yang Rui, Yang Rui nodded, and Xiao Wenyuan said: "No problem, the prestige rewards given by the two of us are enough." Besides, Yang Rui's purpose is not to reward, he did this mission just to help Ghost Sally.

Xue in January was surprised and delighted, and then a little embarrassed, she didn't counter the price directly... This made her very embarrassed, "In this way, no one has ever done it before killing an important NPC, and the treasure dropped by the boss will definitely be a big hit. Pick first, and our people will pick up the leaks."

What "Handsome" urgently needs is town prestige and important NPC prestige. This kind of big event that can be recorded in the local log may also get national prestige. This is very important for the development of the guild. The snow in January is not random. .

Xiao Wenyuan got up and shook hands with Xue in January, and the cooperation was settled.This kind of cooperation means that the guild of "Handsome" and the pair of Xue in January will have such courage. If it is something else, they may have to struggle for a long time. The snow is so crisp.After all, the risk is there. If you don't accept the mission to avoid it, you are challenging the authority of the real power official from the player's standpoint. If one fails, the entire guild will have to change places to develop, and the loss of vitality will be great...

Among them, Fifth Lin's performance in the territorial battle reassured January Xue, and with the help of Yang Liuyang and cold crucian carp, who were beyond the conventional knowledge, she was quite confident.

Talking about cooperation, Wu Lin didn't talk nonsense, and directly took a picture from his personal diary and sent it to the WeChat group, "January vice-member, you copy this icon to your members, this is the defense commander The aristocratic family crest of Baron Lindbergh's family, we have to rely on your members to search and find all the properties in the town with this family crest icon."