The Invincible Dad of Online Games

The picture of Moonglade is an independent forest, not bordering the Teresa Mountains.In terms of size, it is not comparable to the mining area where the battle was fought yesterday, but there are quite a lot of players here - there is basically nothing strange in the outermost area, it is a paradise for collecting professional life players; There are groups of monster-spawning players, and they are still relatively close to each other, at least within sight. Unlike other pictures, there is always a large gap between every two monster-spawning groups. A bit exaggerated can be said to be playing games. No other teams were seen all night.

The reason is that monster spawning in Moonglade is very fast. Dryads, piranhas, mushroom monsters, blade grasses, giant ants, predatory birds, fruit bats, coronas, etc. basically don't need to stop once they spawn. .

There is no need to transfer the team to look for monsters, and there is no threat of humanoid monsters. In the eyes of players, Moonlight Grove has naturally become the first holy place to spawn monsters. There are many wild groups and guild groups. Fifth Lin led the team to clear it. Walk a hundred meters and you will see a monster spawning group.

"Hi, buddy." Seeing Yi Ye Tuan again, Wu Wulin walked over to say hello, "Did you see Yi Qi around?"

"Yes, it's over there...Huh? You're not..." The player who was speaking glanced at Yang Rui who was walking behind Fifth Lin, his eyes lit up and his breathing quickened.

"Thank you." Yang Rui smiled at the player.

"...Damn it!" The player stopped talking, and winked at his groupmate desperately, and waited for Yang Rui and others to walk away before shouting, "That seems to be Yang Liuyang! Look at his outfit!"

"real or fake?!"

"Hey, that handsome mage, the one walking at the back, seems to be Xiao Wenyuan!"

"Could it be that the big guy in the middle is Brother Kelong?"

"Who is that person who came to ask, could it be the number one mage Feng Qingmo?"

"Certainly not, the face doesn't look like..."

"Hahaha! Get rid of this wave of monsters, and when the next rider is gone, let's go to their field!"

When one rider and two wastes came to Liangyin Town, that was after the end of the first territorial battle.When I came here, the total number of people in the two clubs was less than 1500. They recruited and accepted people in a very short period of time, and expanded the size of the number to more than [-] people.For example, for someone like Kuang Shaolong Aotian, the three local guilds in Liangyin Town have nothing to sing about.

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Even if it's "I'm So Handsome, I Can't Die" by a collection of funny people, people might not accept it; but in Yiqi, such a guy can become a small manager by spending a little money and bringing a few younger brothers. , One ride and two wastes can be imagined among ordinary players.

They also sent two Yiqi monster-killing teams back to the city for free. The people who received guidance and assistance from countless enthusiastic people this night were very happy. How does it feel to come to help?"

"It's all because of the good momentum." Feng Qingmo pretended, and said in a deep voice, "The general trend is with me."

"Qingmo, can you be less pretentious?" Ke Long quit, "Xiao Wenyuan has the capital not to sweep the floor, what about you? Hurry up and pick up things!"

... Collecting the equipment dropped by spawning monsters and picking up the equipment exploded by killing people is vividly called "sweeping the floor" by the players.The one-rider mob-spawning group they just wiped out seems to have just PKed a wave of scattered people to grab the territory. Except for the healing, everyone has a crime value, which is simply a big explosion.

"The things that exploded will be put in Pinellia as usual. After the activity is over, you will be divided. Qingmo, you also pick up the potion under your feet. You will need it later. We don't have time to find a place to supply it..." Fifth Lin looked Strongly, "Everyone, move faster, time waits for no one, why can't you lose to the people of "Quan Song"!"

Yang Rui always felt that Fifth Lin was making a fuss out of a molehill, so he sent a private chat, cautiously: "Is it necessary to guard against wolves? It would be a good thing for "Quange" to play with us, right?"

Wu Wulin looked at him blankly, and sent a reply: "Assume... there are ten people who are at the same level as you to grab the head with you, how would you feel? The sports school students are appointed to be incomparable to your skill." , but there are retired athletes, active coaches, etc., all of them are professional level..."

Yang Rui was shocked at the time, and hurriedly typed: "I think it's better for us to fight people like Yiqi! Thank you "Quan Ge" for your enthusiasm, it's really unnecessary!"

""Quange" doesn't listen to you. In fact, they don't even add friends. I just have a friend who knows the canteen staff of their physical institute..."

Yang Rui stopped typing, and raised his arms in the team channel: "Hurry up, brothers! Continue to the next wave!"

Yang Rui and the others sped up the speed, and the Yiqi team that spawned monsters in Moonlight Grove fell into bad luck; and because of the express monster spawning in this picture, Yang Rui and others directly cleared people and cleansed their crime points all the way, and completely let go Open hands and feet are not afraid of red names...

On the other side, the group of players who cut off the Yiqi team halfway were still squatting on the side of the road outside Liangyin Town. The number of this group of players is not too large, barely twenty, and the quality of their equipment is not very good. Compared with the members of the Grand Council, even the little friends brought by Sha Feili are not comparable; but this group of people, regardless of men and women, are all strong in physique and sturdy in expression. The thickness of the forearm under the rolled-up sleeves of a girl who is only in her teens can make all gamers feel ashamed.

... These are all the online members of the "Quange" guild that makes the major guilds very afraid. A coach, three trainers, a chef, and thirteen students, surrounded in a circle, facing a small group of Gear up to drool.

"My dear... This is the gold character equipment. I only saw it in the official website database before... Is it okay for Yiqi to get along here?" The leader of the group was a 35-year-old He is a strong and strong man around [-] years old, his physique is bigger than that of Kelong, his appearance is very orthodox, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he shaved his head. .

"Li Jiao, how do you divide the equipment?" asked the young man next to him.

"What's your name Li Jiao? Call me by my screen name!" The big man stared wide-eyed, "When you play online games, you have the rules of playing online games. Why do you call Lao Wang one by one when you see Lao Wang!"

The young man swallowed, "...brother crucian carp."

... Li XX, who has won double-digit gold medals in his career, is a national super athlete... an active sports coach.His appearance is actually very suitable for transitioning to the entertainment industry, but this brother, impatient to live too much trouble...so he went back to his alma mater to take up a job.Anyone who can play games with students will not be old-fashioned. This super long-distance mobilizer...is a very friendly and good coach. This is also reflected in his online name. His ID is: cold crucian carp.

...I know people who see this already want to complain, but you lose if you complain at a time like this, really.

The gold lettered equipment in the cold crucian carp's hand is a necklace with the prefix of "blessed", which adds a full [-] points of strength. Brother crucian carp obviously refused to give it up, so he put on the necklace on his own. He also waved his hands casually at the small pile of small equipment on the ground, "You can choose by yourself, and wear what suits you. The controversial ROLL point, follow the rules of the game, you know?"

The three trainers and the chef of the gymnasium didn't intend to compete, and immediately chose from the pile of equipment, and the immature students stared at brother crucian carp's neck with aggrieved resignation.

"If you don't pick the equipment, you will be gone. I said you are too. Let's fight hard. Let's block this road, and we are afraid that no one will send the equipment?" The old brother crucian carp blushed, and immediately raised his voice, "Hey old man Wang, you just choose one and let others choose as well."

"Okay, then I will take this one more quickly. Who didn't pick it? No one wants me to accept it all." Lao Wang is their gym chef and retired athlete. His online name is "The King is Food ", when calling him, it does not conflict with his real name.

The students immediately ignored their grievances: "I want to be more agile, but I'm not agile enough."

"Is the gauntlet strengthened? Give me, give me!"

"How can this clothes increase physical strength, who needs physical strength?"

"I want I want……"

A small pile of excellent equipment was quickly distributed, and the students were so happy that they stopped looking at the neck of the cold crucian carp.When Brother Crucian saw this, he pointed to another pile of more land, "You keep those smart garbage old kings, and you will sell them for a cent."

...Garbage with intelligence and wisdom...I always feel that the legal profession is about to cry.

For "Quange", which has very little time to play games every day and is not online for a long time, this "capture" is really a bumper harvest.Of course, as ex-athletes and athletes reserve, their morals are above the level, they usually won’t shoot at ordinary people, they usually play games very low-key, like invisible people; The dozens of evil deeds sorted out by enthusiastic players in the post are too infuriating, and they rarely participate in disputes between players.

... Just like we rarely hear about these groups of people with extraordinary force in real life, only when they are brave enough to deal with thieves, robbers and other scum, can we discover that there are still such a group of people in modern society.

A hunter student who had been keeping an eye on the direction of the gate of Liangyin Town suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Here he is, the equipment sender is here!"

"Where is it? Ouch! There are so many people!" The female student who shouted out the crowd was full of surprise in her voice.

"Hurry up, hide and hide." Brother Crucian fish called the students to lie down in the grass on the side of the road, and pointed to the hunter student, "Tuanzi, go and engage in self-defense!"

"Okay!" The hunter student whose ID called Tuanzi Tongxie nodded excitedly, jumped onto the main road alone, and gestured an OK gesture.

This Tuanzi Tongxie is also very young, because he is practicing shooting, and his physique is not as conspicuous as his classmates. He looks like a rookie high school student with poor equipment, or the quiet and well-behaved type.

Tuanzi Tongxie just put on a harmless expression on his face and walked slowly along the main road slightly near the center, his speed was very slow and his expression was very ignorant; With a pure and stupid face, he pretended to forget to give way, and mouthed "Wow, so many people!" and looked over.

... If the rider of Yiqi could be a little more polite, shout "Give way" and then walk over, the people of "Quange" can really only attack actively, and they have to be careful about the crime value when they do it; but obviously ...The first thing players look at when looking at people is equipment. Such a tattered trumpet, with sandbags blocking the way, with Yiqi's arrogant and accustomed style... There is really no reason to be polite.

Wu Lin, who was in command of the Yiqi monster spawning group, received a message from his informant friend: "Fifth brother, the team led by Yiqi has been sent back to "Quange", I heard that the boss of the group has lost his bow." !"

Wu Wulin silently turned off the private chat, and put his hand on his forehead: "My record of playing more with less and no injuries...Why is "Quan Song" so worrying?"

...On the other hand, before the "Quange" was officially distributed and seized after cleaning the battlefield, Tuanzi Tongxie hugged the golden longbow dropped by the leader of Yiqi Elite and Tuanzi and rolled on the ground. If this is not a game , Ya probably had tears and snot all over his face, "I don't care, I don't care! This bow is mine, it's mine, it's mine!"

The senior sister from the same department next to him was furious: "How can you play tricks! Roll if you have any needs!"

"Senior Sister has a bow and still grabs it from me, wow wow——"

"This is the mission blue bow!"

"Senior sister bullies people! Senior sister bullies people!"

I can't stand the crucian carp in cold sauce anymore, "I'm going to go to the dumpling this time in self-defense...how about letting him take it first, huh? There's still a golden letter here, you take this one first?"

"That's obviously more intelligent--next time I'll go to straighten out the defense, and no one can snatch it from me!"

It didn't take much effort for the first cavalry team in Moonlight Grove to clear them all, because the force of the group's counterattack was wiped out halfway. Yang Rui and others didn't have to spend the night on one monster spawning map like yesterday, and immediately went to the next map transfer.

"Wait a minute." After walking for a few minutes, Wu Wulin raised his hand to make everyone stop, quickly browsed the forum posts he just read, opened the map comparison, and brought up his personal log to study for a while. "Stop painting monster maps, let's block Yiqi's elite group."

"Can this be blocked? Their elite group should be running a territorial warfare mission, where should we block it?" Sha Feili couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked on the way.

"The first day of the Territory War is to prepare supplies, that is, yesterday, as long as you pay the supplies to get activity points. Today and the second day, the focus of the activity is still pre-war preparations, either for various errands and coolies, or as civil voluntary resistance The small group of monsters who raided the village or cleaned up some dangerous areas, the last two can only be received by the big guild who paid a large amount of supplies yesterday, and it is usually done by various elite groups of masters." Wu Lin explained, "Just now "Deadly Handsome" Someone posted a post to show off that their mission of protecting the village did not kill anyone... Oh, I haven't told you yet, our three guilds in Liangyin Town are not cooperating with Yiqi now, and I don't know why. The cooperation with Yiqi has been cancelled. Since the three major guilds engaged in village defense do not bring Yiqi to play, they can only do the cleaning task."

Sha Feili looked at him from the corner of his eyes: "I think... With the IQ of us mortals, you can just tell the result directly. Your derivation process always gives me the illusion that I am a novice Xiaobai, just like Bai It seems like I've been playing games for so long..."

...Female players are qualified to be willful, anyway, this is what girls can say. Others, including Yang Rui, Ke Longge, Xiao Wenyuan, etc., can only watch eagerly.

"...I mean, if we walk around the border of the Teresa Mountains, there is a [-]% chance that we will run into Yiqi's elite group." Fifth Lin said.

"Then even if it's the time when Yangliu goes offline, we may not be able to finish the Teresa Mountains border..." Sha Feili continued to complain.

"...Territory War missions will streamline the process, we try to hang around the part closer to the town. After all, this is a three-month event, and the game company needs to rely on this stimulating event to enhance players' awareness of the game. Stickiness and online time, if the player fails to time out the mission due to the long journey, the player sends a protest email...the mission planning will deduct the bonus." Fifth Lin said helplessly.

In the remote unknowable space, the corner of the GM on duty monitoring the dangerous person No. [-] Lin twitched, and turned to complain to his colleagues: "If you want me to say, the company should just recruit this guy..."

The colleague next to him said feebly: "I've recruited him, but he refused. He not only complained that our people hurt his enthusiasm for exploring adventures in the game...and even sent a [-]-word letter of protest to the boss."

"I wipe..."

Sha Feili didn't flinch, and said bravely, "Then you can just take us to the place you choose, everyone will listen to you, we will fight wherever you point."

Fifth Lin had no choice but to justify his words and deeds: "It's not that I intentionally made the process unclear. Anyway, the promotion of the war-related plot is a painstaking effort of the copywriter. We can blame the game company staff Work is not perfunctory, but where the logic is reasonable, we as players should be sure. Knowing where they have really worked hard is also a kind of recognition for motivated people.”

"Damn!" The online GMs yelled in unison, "Can this guy die without being mean?!"

"..." Brother Kelong thinks that Wu Lin must not let Wulin know that he works on a game review website, otherwise this serious guy will have to find a lot of work for his website if he has a whim.

From the Moonlight Forest to the Teresa Mountains, Fifth Lin gushed endlessly: "Players who entered the game at the time of the closed beta test remember that the missions of each novice village are similar, especially the one that helped a brave girl escape from marriage. The novice task, the process and the plot are completely useless, and the ancient ethical dramas are copied mechanically, and the final ending of the nonsense plot is "poor parents". People were moved by the enthusiasm of love and dedication, and everyone was happy in the end. At that time, I sent an email to tell them that the plot of this mission would affect the values ​​​​of young people, elope before they were underage, and their parents violated the law on the protection of minors. This was against the law; as a result, they I ignored me. I had to delete the account a few times and went to several Xinshou villages to sort out the illogical parts of these tasks before they would pay attention to them. In the end, because the customs and folk customs of each Xinshou village are different, the modification project is too big. That’s why I’m willing to delete this brain-dead mission.”

"So, why?" Sha Feili's voice was trembling.

"So, if you reason with the game company, they won't listen. Only if you grasp their logic, they will take it seriously. After all, such things as insulting the audience's IQ were the only ones made by domestic movies and TV series decades ago. If you dare to do this, the country didn’t pay much attention to spiritual culture at that time...Reality can occasionally ignore logic, and that’s because the brains in human society will always lower the lower limit of primate IQ intentionally or unintentionally. But human beings themselves create The basic logic is the minimum standard for the products that come out, and you have to assume the correct guiding role that is consistent with your social status... After so many years in the information age, how can you live with your head buried in the sand? So whether it is a game company or a We players must talk about scientific thinking patterns and adhere to normal logic..."

... During Wu Lin's continuation of the mental damage method, the Teresa Mountains finally arrived.In private, Sha Feili chatted sadly with everyone in the team except Wu Wulin, and vowed that he would never talk cheap again...

Probably the most unlucky leader of the Sixth Elite Regiment, Tianming, is leading his hard-working brothers and sisters to work hard on the task of territorial warfare, which is to maintain the safety facilities left by hunter NPCs and reduce the number of monsters in a certain section of the Teresa Mountains , Rescue injured NPCs and the like; these tasks can obtain activity points for the guild, and they can also benefit from things such as attribute points, equipment, and special item materials.

As he was working hard, Tianhe, the hunter who was acting as a scout at the periphery, suddenly let out a scream, which turned into a crying cry after three seconds: "Fucking brother, I was killed in seconds! It was Xiao Wenyuan, and the two skills of the dark priest took me away !"

"Xiao Wenyuan?" Tianming passed the ID in his mind for a moment, and his face changed drastically in the next instant, "Yang Liuyang and the others?!"

Already very close to their group, Feng Qingmo stared at Xiao Wenyuan with envy and hatred: "The effect of the Almighty Law Ring has been triggered?"

Xiao Wenyuan smiled modestly in a hidden voice: "Well, it's triggered at the first click, and the dark-type skills are equipped with fire-type burning effects, and the damage is tripled."

Feng Qingmo's saliva was almost drooling: "I have also killed wandering type bosses, why haven't I seen the Almighty Law Ring? Brother Wenyuan, it's cool to lend me your ring later."

"If you can call me brother even when you're not begging, I'll lend you a favor..."

The Elite [-]st Regiment went out to kill them twice, and even the Elite [-]th Regiment and Elite [-]th Regiment who ran the territory battle mission were all wiped out successively. Yiqi had to pay attention to this matter.Affectionately neglecting the task of territorial warfare, the executives who convened two meetings set up a temporary dialogue channel. As soon as the channel was opened, the president of the branch (Yiqi) Juechen shouted angrily: "Boss, can you stop?" Jun Wuyou? She tricked our defense twice and counterattacked!"

...Jun Wuyou's familiar face can't be fooled into defending and counterattacking (justifiable defense), it's just that she went out alone and took the risk, and Juechen's team immediately set fire to kill her.

"Jun Wuyou, that bitch has nothing to do with us! She also exposed our monster breeding point and brought people to clean up our people!" The shrill female voice came from the former Internet celebrity goddess Dongfang Mei, "Two The bastards got together to fight against us, and you are still partial to them! You are talking, if you don’t kill them and surrender, I will never end with you!"

The other bitch in her mouth... is naturally Sha Feili.The characteristic of repelling each other is vividly reflected in this former Internet celebrity goddess. Xiao Wenyuan, Qingmo, fifth Lin, Yangliuyang are not enough in her eyes, and Sha Feili and Jun Wuyou are the enemies of life and death.

Of course, this is also the effect that Qingshenyi wanted. He can't just target the two women as a big man. Then his prestige will be difficult to maintain, so he needs to coax Dongfang Mei to come out and shout for him.

"Everyone, don't be in a hurry." Qingshen I didn't answer Dongfang Mei directly, and said in a deep voice, "Since there are people blocking the road, don't rush out of the city in the city, and organize the team first. All members of the elite group give up the task Go back to the city immediately, don't go through the main entrance. Those who are still spawning monsters in the wild, report coordinates to each other, and gather together. The people from the two associations will not disperse now, and act collectively. As soon as the people from the elite group come back, we will start to fight back."

As the president, Qingshen Yi's strong statement at this time can win people's hearts, and the impetuous atmosphere in the channel immediately subsided.Of course...the heads of the six elite regiments who entered the channel didn't make a sound.They have just had a positive relationship with "Quange", and they are very clear about the purpose of the arrangement of "Quange" - the online time of "Quange" is very short, and the active period is basically from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the evening Duan, Qingshen I intends to delay the online time of "Quan Ge" and concentrate on dealing with Yang Liuyang's group first.

However, the problem is also here. It’s just after eight o’clock, which is also the highest peak of ordinary players’ online. Counting leg hairs in the city...